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What are some reasons one would want to mass produce basilisks?

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What are some reasons one would want to mass produce basilisks? What possible gain or profit is there in doing so? What would be the best method of producing them quickly and cheaply?
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>>51206239
Well, it honestly sounds like something a lich would do right after stealing every third lamp post in the nearby kingdom.
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Highly concentrated basilisk venom is one of the things you need to create the legendary Vorpal Grindstone.
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>>51206239
Can they survive being launched from a catapult?
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>>51206239
Pretty much any monster could have use as a weapon of war in large numbers. Just set up a factory farm and breed them in mass, then release some in enemy territory. You just need to figure out a way to safely keep them until it's time. Or have plenty of disposable workers to take care of it.
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A necromancer is a highly sophisticated food magnate who specializes in distributing delicate meals of exotic creatures, and, unbeknownst to all, keeps a steady basilisk ranch that he harvests by summoning ghouls or ghasts to do his bidding - which are creatures immune to the danger posed by basilisks and also highly efficient workers themselves.

Whether he breeds them or uses your favourite brand of Summon Monster or perhaps has some sort of a Basilisk Pocket Plane that he pulls this shit out of is up to you.

Low level characters might have an adventure where they find out that there's, in fact, a necromancer robbing graves all over the place to maintain his ghast/ghoul army, investigate leads that go to that place, and when they find out that shit hits the fan, now they either have a
1) thing to report to the authorities that they will either acknowledge with a "well, what can you do, he's pretty fucking powerful" or turn out to be corrupt and in fact will force PCs to pack up
2) a nice ghoul-infested dungeon crawl through some crazy breeding grounds
3) a promise that some day they will confront this McDonald Necromancer and fuck his shit up
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>>51207152
He'd need a small army of clerics to purify food/drink. Undead and foodstuffs are not entirely mixable otherwise, considering bacteria and shit.
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>>51207259
We're going high magic here, I think, it shouldn't be too hard.

Or, hell, I used to work in a cheese factory and we had to look like some beekeepers in those protective uniforms. Maybe it'd be easier to give a couple of undead clothes like that.

It would be entertaining, in some L4D2-esque way, to see an army of ghouls looking like these guys.
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>>51207371
Oh yeah, neat. Hiding the ghouls in full body suits would also work wonders for PR.
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>>51206239

The neighboring kingdom just ordered a million random statues in lifelike poses.
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>>51206239
Mounts for your blind troglodyte army.
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>>51206239
>What are some reasons one would want to mass produce basilisks?

Ever read this?
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