Welcome to "Whose turn is it anyway", the show where

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Hobo with a shotgun

>>51183650
Usual suspects.

Big trouble in little china

>>51183650
>Spies Like Us

Machete kills in space

>>51183650
Mean Girls

Leprechaun in the Hood

Backyard creampies III

From Russia with love

>>51183650
Lolita

John Dies at the End

Wall Street

>>51183994
Back Door Sluts IX

Psycho

The Five Obstructions

The Virgin Suicides

Enter the Void

There Will Be Blood

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>differences between a hooker and the party's rogue

>>51184311
The hooker might have a heart of gold, and she wouldn't sell it.

>>51184311
one will do anything for gold, the other stops at sex

>>51184311
Price

>>51184311

>The hooker won't make anyone fuck a horse.

>>51183650
How to train your dragon(born)

>>51184311
The hooker wears more.

>>51184311
Rogue can handle one dagger. The hooker up to five.

>>51184311
I choose when to get fucked by the hooker.

>>51184311
When the hooker backstabs you, you pay in advance.

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>things you shouldn't say when your GM asks you "are you sure?"

>>51184881
"I'm putting my dick in that kid because it's what my character would do!"

...but it's bound to work this time!

>>51184881
"No."

>>51184881
"What, are you saying that sticking your dick into a gelatinous cube WOULDN'T fucking rock? PUT 'ER IN!"

>>51184144
BACK DOOR SLUTS IX?!

>>51184881
"Yeah, I'll go ahead and say that aloud while invisible."

>>51184881
My AC is 20, I'll be fine.

>>51184881
"I frankly DON'T see a reason why i shouldnt check the old queen's cleavage for valuables; yes I'm sure"

>>51184881
"Damn right I'm sure. He doesn't need all his teeth anyway!"

>>51184881

>You're right, the goblins would hear me if I try to sneak around in my chainmail. Better take it off before I go slinking about.

>>51185657

underrated

>>51184881
"Of course, I'll make that jump!"

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>>51183650
The Expendables

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>sidenotes in the paladin's diary

>>51188175
Interrogate THEN smite...

>>51188175
Note to self: detect evil then smite

>>51188175
"I wish I could read"

>>51188175
"Why am I adventuring with these idiots?"

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>how to tell your GM wants to kill the party

>>51188441
>>51188612

kek

>Be more pious

>>51190523
"You know what? Fine! Let's go with your plan! The one I've warned you against five times already! Let's fucking DO this!"

>>51190523
"Guys, something's wrong. The railroading has stopped..."

>>51190523
>*heavy breathing*
>"The dragon attacks the wizard for..."
>evil grin

"There's six giant wolves coming onto the airship, and we're still getting chased by the fucking magitech golem."

>>51188175
I had to kill another retard wizard today.

>>51190523
"We are going to change the rules to Wounds and Vigor, as well as armor as DR. Also your items can break.

Gay Negroes from Outer Space

>>51190523
>"The door behind you appears to have been sealed shut and upon close inspection the air around it shimmers slightly"
>"The only path remaining is forward, and down, into the darkness"
>"Roll initiative"

>>51188175
No more volleyball

>>51190523
BANG BANG CRASH
ATF RAID
>we're playing dogs

>>51183650
Jin Roh

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>>51184311
Pic related

>>51190523
>"Only you can see this creature, to everyone else it looks like you're fighting nothing, but your wounds are very real. Does a... 38 hit your AC?"

Had a GM do that once. That's the last time I tell him I want to retire a character for one that fits the party.

>>51190523
>Write Sanity 100 somewhere on your sheet, you lose 20 by the way.

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>>51190523
They make you roll saves on d6 in d20 system.

>>51192408
is that a fucking jojo reference

>>51183650
Dumb & Dumber

>>51184311
People like hookers.

>>51184311
Hookers don't touch strange, rotting bones for free.

>>51192609
Not that I know, maybe Fantomas inspired some characters but our rouge is a shapeshifting serial-killer sociopath. (We play Dark Heresy Ascencion)