>"Hey fellow elves, let me just say humans are pretty

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>>51179407
>Hey fellow elves, let me just say humans are pretty OK. Sure they're loud, brash, blunt and alot more dirty but they know how to get CERTAIN things done at the very least.
Okay fair enough, you have a point they do get results, if inelegantly.

>Also human women are pretty nice and cute too, VERY cute.
...Where the Fuck are you going with this? Oh no, don't tell me

>I'm in a relationship with one right now.
For Fucks Sake People, Every God Damn Time! Every Time a Human thread gets brought up on this Board, it always turns into "Let's talk about our Interspecies fetish and brag about our Human Waifus and Husbandos" within twenty posts

Like, for once on this fucking board, can we just talk about things without devolving into how you want to fuck them? Fucking Horny /d/eviants.

>>51179811
I'm so glad you're here, I have a pile of toast
and you have an abundance of jelly

>>51179407
>Elf dating a human
Pedo levels maxed out

Elves are pure, don't mix

>>51179811
That's not even an elf you posted there. That's rather explicitly a human

>>51179888
>the first panel
>the second panel
oh the disapointment

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>>51179407
WTF am I reading

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>>51179858

>>51179885
It was the first pic I could find to appropriately display my exasperation and anger with OP for simultaneously blog posting and fetishposting.

>>51179907
Thank you thank you, I'll be here for another hour

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>"that's about enough for today" said Urist Ironbeard after a long day of shitposting as an "elf"
>goes to beard waxing hole to roll in the mud like the 3ft dirtball he is
>has to pay with his axe for entry, so in his outrage he gets into an autistic whirlwind of blaming elves
>accidentally spills some mud on his "functional" axe
>it breaks apart because he was drunk while making it, though that's not different from any other state of conciousness for a dwarf
>"fucking elves"

>>51179885
>Human
if it has pointed ears and ambiguous gender, its an elf

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>>51179974

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>>51179407
So tell me. What is your solution for how you will outlive this adorable human?

>>51179907
MS3K spinoff composed entirely of Chris Evans clones when?

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>>51179407
I don't know who she is but she is cute

CUTE!

>>51179994
You get a replacement human that looks more or less the same, acts pretty much the same as well since they haven't had a few centuries to develop an actual personality

>>51179994
thats only a problem for women desu. I mean...he'll miss her sure, especially if they have kids and stuff, but he'll move on.

>>51179994
Incest

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>>51179903
>>51179407
Pah! See this is what I find pathetic about you surface dwellers. Always being so 'civil' about those hairless apes, having oh-so-consensual relationships, yadayadayada!

I bet you don't even know how to properly pleasure your human whore, and properly pleasure, I mean keep them in their place and remind them of the inferior sub-normal wretches they are! We Drow think you uppity high elves are stupid surface dwellers, but atleast we know how to sort out humans and not always treat them like whatever you surface dwelling plebs do!

>t. Anonymous Drow Matron

>>51180086
psh drow more like DROWN lul

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>>51180086
>t.Emotionally frustrated drow woman that will never know true love

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>>51179874
No not really, the age of 18 is when its legal and ethical to be in a relationship with humans.

>>51180086
That's why they will never love you.
They will always bear lust, but as soon as the novelty wears off, they'll find themselves another matron. You are just any other dark elf.

>>51180122
t. Erille "Child Satellite" Silverwood

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>>51179974
God. Dungeon menshi is the best fantasy manga since vinland saga imo

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>>51179811
Reminder to stop posting those fictional characters from that human made cartoon; 'Wakfu"

Those being just so happen to have elongated ears and probably do not know the intricacies and sophistication of the magical arts.

>>51179877
Do not fret brother/sister, one of the admitingly best things to come form our alliance with the humans is Half-Elves. They have our intelligence and master of the arcane arts an have the endurance and physical conditioning of humans.

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>>51180215

>>51180238
mongrel apologist detected

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>>51180247
Purist fag detected.

Lets post half elf pics just to piss of this purist asshole.

>>51180291
t. Urist

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>>51180247
Half-breeds are a cute!

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Posting nice pure elf

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Purge literally everything.

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>>51180343
You're obviously in the wrong thread silly human, this is a thread we discuss about how we actually appreciate your kind for certain things. Also be careful for posting such an offensive figure head, elven mods might not like that.

Ok humans may get a pass but if you're fucking something that also LOOKS like an elf yet also happens to be less than like 40 years old you're just a pedophile in denial. Half-elves are just children who die young, keep your goddamn hands to yourself.

>>51179994
Magic clones of course, or are you such low-level trash that you can't cast that spell/craft that simulacrum?

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>>51179407
Hey should I assume that's a picture of yourself? Because bullshit! That wouldn't be a picture of yourself.

This is the full image, and the context is not even suppose to be elves like yourself but characters from some human game franchise called; "Warhammer" which focuses in selling expensive and overpriced plastic figurines.

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>>51179407
Fine I guess I got no choice but to jump in to this degeneracy.

Post them beautiful human grills.

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>>51180482
You know humans differ in opinions alot from each other I don't think cloning your human will end very well. How do you make sure she retains the correct personality? And what if a clone runs into another clones daughter?

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>>51180553

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>>51180560
This.

Christ all these bad responses. No one loves their human enough to go on a quest to find immortality for their loved one.

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>>51180560
Actually here's a better idea:

>spend best time together with the human you love till he/she dies
>give proper burial and ensure your kids wtih her live good lives for themselves
>move on and find another human you can have feelings for and who'd also like your kind
>instead of making fake clones

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>>51179974
>tfw you're an elven woman who still can't get a charming human man to be your lover, or wish you'd have a human lover

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>>51180581
Even on that humans tend to change so much in so little time. Even if you finish your quest for immortality will your human even still be the one you fell in love with? My experience with humans seems to be you walk away for a moment and they become older and much bitter or forget who you are. They are too fragile to try holding on to. Its like trying to sculpt with fire soon all you are left with is ashes.

>>51180629
>human man
>now human woman for pure love

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>>51180598
Even then it is unnatural humans are not made to be partners to elves. You will not stay around for there old age and we both know it you just like the powerful flame humans have in there short lives and then leave once they start to loose that warmth. You race mixers will learn with age it is a useless endeavor. It hurts the most seeing your children wither away in what seems like minutes.

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>>51180640
If you can't handle the risks of a relationship so ambitious should you have even started?

The obvious answer is of course yes. If a human who's life span is only a fraction of yours can teach you anything even if that thing is pain it's worth experiencing.

Your life is about the journey not the destination.

Also I'm out of elf images

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>>51180685
It is not risks it is facts a human is to fragile to be one with it is just a fetish. You can learn your lessen now or decades chasing after smoke. It is just a phase and you will learn so with time.

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>>51180581
>tfw you fall in love with a human girl and before you can even move out of the teen angst phase together to deal with shit she becomes God

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>>51180763

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>>51180785
>elf uses dark arts
>practically has a hysterical orgasm mid-battle over it
>still cumming even after she realizes she's about to get pulerized by hell magic ready to sodomize her soul into a fucking sock puppet

TYPICAL ELF, HIT THE RIGHT BUTTONS AND THEY'LL MINDLESLY DEBASE THEMSELVES LIKE 'MERE HUMANS' FOR HOURS

AND YOUR PHILOSOPHERS AND THEIR SCHOOLS ARE MADE OF SOFT SHITTY *GARBAGE!*

>>51179994
Funny that you ask.
I recently bought an island to lord over and am importing high quality humans onto it.
By law i can take any woman i like as i please on this island.
The high quality genetic structure of the population only serves to increase the ammount of women who qualify for my tastes.
Oh and i have my half-elven offspring set up a merchant company working worldwide helping me lure in more talented and beatifull humans.

>>51180086
Did some human raiders enter the Underdark again and violated your women and men?
Because it sure looks like it.

>t. genocidal wood elf

>>51180644
Human women can't typically get you pregnant.

>>51180086
You poofed-up birdbrained wannabe gods don't know the first fucking thing about the true price of loving mankind.

>t. Anonymous Watcher [Pre-Flood]

>>51180215
vinland saga isn't fantasy tho

>>51179994
It is very sad, to be sure. My childhood human is buried in a shoebox in the backyard. But you adapt. I'm thinking of getting another human for my kids--or maybe two, so they can keep each other company while we're out.

>>51180914
>>>/pol/
>>>/butlikeanelfversionofpol/

>>51180821
>If he's so smart then why isn't he rich?

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>>51180553
>>51180568
Honestly kinsman, the fairer, cream-white skinned humans are much better to deal with as they seem more tolerant and civilized than the brown skinned ones.

Seriously the brown skinned ones are loud, really sensitive about their beliefs, they smell, and they really dont stop going on about their beliefs and why people who don't share their culture and beliefs are "inferior."

And you know something else about those type of humans? THEY ARE ABSOLUTE WAR MONGERS, such belligerent people that make Orcs look civilized with class. And I'm sure you've heard the news when those "radicals" tried to invade a High Elven embassy near the Badlands.

Those radicals came in guns blazing, the local and native security were worthless from stopping those radicals from storming in the embassy, and those radicals had the audcaity to come in waving those ugly black and white flags in the elven embassy. But elven forces; high elven mages, Wood Elf archers and even a couple of allied human soldiers, successfully repelled those barbarians from further wrecking the embassy and getting their hands on our ambassador.

And I was there too, remembering that elven wizard who made those gun-toting savages think they got her surrounded only for her to summon a ring of fire to incinerate them. Those skilled Wood Elves "outgunning" them with superior marksmanship and those allied human soldiers outsmarting those radicals with better tactics. Again the elven ambassador; Alduin Mirayra, was safe and sound and continues to live doing his job.

And those allied humans often commented how we our ambassador was fortunate to have fine and well trained people to protect him compared to one ambassador of these humans who was brutally murdered by these radicals...

But anyway, if you're going to find a human to be together with, pick the fairer skinned ones or ateast ones who're civilized.

>>51180983
the combat parts could be considered fantasy
the farming parts are realistic alright

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>>51180086
See this is why the civilized world does not take you Dark Elves any seriously, think men are inferior and living in the surface is bad just because people don't worship your spider god and all. Also surface born Drow here speaking.

>t. Surface born Drow/Dark Elf

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>this pic shall offend the elven purists who are grossed out by human cooties and the drow or dark elves who think being with humans is that bad

>>51182727
I don't give a shit about them race mixing. What really pisses me off is that the fucking idiots are LETTING ALL OF THAT DAMN SNOW BUILD UP ON THEIR FLOORS THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOW!!!

>>51179407
You know, most human females should be in harems owned by elven males. They're older and wealthier and no human male could compete with them. If half-elves are sterile it would eventually lead to genocide of the human race which is a-okay

>>51179407
You just know she's taking that thick elf dick in her tight, human butt tonight.
Why are human girls so impure?

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Ah yes, the human female, such a fruit is so much sweeter knowing that she will be ripe for only so little time, taken right away infront of all the human males that already imagined her to be their faithful wife. And then she is stained for the rest of her time with that half-breed, while you can be on the hunt for the next innocent, young and gullible child, because nobody expects you to be around her when she's withering to dust so fast, still clinging to her memories of these fateful days you spend with her.

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>>51182633
(Holy fucking shit am I back at the year 2012, I can't believe you referenced fucking Benghazi! But fine I'll play along anon.)

Well maybe if ambassador Mirayra didn't bring his daughter around for the sake of muh Hearts and Minds bullshit, those brown skinned human barbarians would have not decided to invade the High Elven Embassy well shouting rhetoric from their nonsensical religion just so they could get their filthy hands on her...

But still, thank goodness the High Elven Embassy was protected by fine elven soldiers and highly trained allied human forces. And that Ambassador Alduin Mirayra and his daughter are safe.

And yeah, brighter skinned humans are far better.

>>51182805
I'd bet that dark elf guy and that human babe are gonna have a happily married life.

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OK to any fellow Drow out there, question and discussion time.

Human slave, wat do?

>>51183037
>Human slave, wat do?
You should really consider letting him go, otherwise he will force-feed you vodka, teach you the dirtiest insults the earth has ever known, and make you wear sweatpants and ushanka all the time.

You will be unable to make him obedient, so don't even try.
There is an ancient tale about human slaves that goes roughly like this: "There is a sign on the bridge that says 'Don't jump from the bridge. When the slav sees this sign, he jumps from the bridge with a shout 'Who says I can't?!'".

You won't even be able to punish him, because whatever shitty conditions you might create will be a lot better than what he is used to in his own land.

The best you can do is try to distract him with alcohol, because he will drink everything that burns. Yes, that includes gasoline, and, yes, he will feel just fine after it.

>>51183037
>Keep him hidden as your personal confidant and hand holder. Seriously, Human's are surprisingly unambitious and un-backstab-by as slaves. They're so out of their element in the Underdark that All you have to do is show them a little kindness and they'll be eating out of the palm of your hand (or other places if your into that sort of thing) and willingly treat you like a goddess as you'll be, by comparison, the best thing to ever happen to them. It's a wonderful thing to have someone to talk to and be open with who won't try to use your words or weakness against you.

>>51179994
Vampirism
Necromancy

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Hello, fellow elves! It's me, another of the elfkin!
I propose that we continue to breed with humans. After all, the humans so convincingly drive us to do what we ourselves do not do, and someone has to pay for our pensions, right? Furthermore humans will greatly culturally enrich our society and by showing them a kind smile and a friendly hand we will make up for all the atrocities we have committed on humans in the past millennia.

Diversity is elfkind's greatest strength!

>>51180343
Fuck off humie
No, actually, come closer, my axe has something to say...

>>51183113
I think you have humans mixed up with dwarves

>>51183177
Still don't forget about vigilance, because there's always That One Guy.

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Hello, hello! It's me, one of the original elves! My mum is the queen, but there's no king.
I just want to let you know that, um, my mumsy-wumsy set those laws against human breeding for a good reason, although I can't remember why, I remember it had something to do with me, though...
Oop, I feel another strokey-woke coming on, so I'll let you get back to business, but I better not catch you at it again!

>>51179407
Off topic; all images and discussion should pertain traditional games such as board games, paper games, war games, and card games.

>>51183571
It's up for hours, don't think this will do much.

>>51183571
Like it or not, Elves are a staple of Stereotypical Fantasy, which is a majority of table top settings.
Ergo this thread is perfectly on topic. Go back to what ever general you came from and argue with the other autists there.

>>51183319
No, those are called muls and most live on another world.

>>51180515
This pic...

Alternatively it would be.

>Alternate origins of Illiyan Nastase

>>51183666
But Satan, /tg/ is unfortunately not the board for role-playing itself. It's just the mods feeling like letting this stay up for whatever reason.

>>51182633
Maybe it's a commentary on dark elves or orcs?

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Some of you elves are okay No, none of you actually are, don't go to tomorrow

>>51179899
This.

>>51179888
how does her clothes work?

>>51183834
Shes a goddess, so probably magic

>>51183113
She said Slave, not Slav dumbass.

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>>51183177
>Using a combination of coercion and Stockholm Syndrome to turn a human into a faithful, devoted, Pet and Consort

Does the degeneracy of the Drow know no bounds?

That is literally my fetish! I'm so fucking jealous of you right now, you lucky bitch!

>>51184575
>human slave
>slav
I don't see a meaningful difference.

>>51180023
Samefagging OP autist

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>>51184662
I do, slavs aren't human

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>>51183113

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>>51184662

Just wanted to say to the OP who just got all his threads deleted (I know you're feverishly lurking this thread even though you can't post right now) that I was really enjoying the butthurt and hope you pick it back up in three days.

>>51186709
I was honestly a little disappointed. A Zelda lore and discussion thread sounded comfy as fuck.

>>51186771
I don't think there is anything stopping anyone from doing such a thread.

>>51179407
I'm just glad I find something of lewdanon posted, again. I was worried his works were lost to time and space and 1d4chan.

>>51183476

Yeah, vetting your human slaves is pretty important. Let the wrong one cook your food and bam, you'll wake up to find yourself tied up in a maid outfit and them nowhere to be seen.

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>>51180086
click click click rrrrt click ssss click snick snick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA click

>>51186866
Yeah, just say it's for a game you're working on.

After all, everything is /tg/-related if you phrase your OP correctly.

>>51182633
HI /pol

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>>51179407

>Tfw when half elf.
>it's not best of both worlds.
>humans think your a fucking weirdo, full elves look down on you for being a mutt.
>both think your the unfortunate outcome of deranged fetishists that didn't know how to keep it in their pants.

>>51187280
>liking fatties with thigh rash

pleb taste.

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>>51180086
>You will never be an adventurer that goes around adventuring with a Drow Bard Girl
>The two of you will never build together a friendly relationship
>You will never enter dungeons, explore them, disarm traps, fight monsters (or talk them out of fighting you) and then getting some sweet loot
>You will never sit near a camp fire while she plays a sweet ballad and the two of you recollect your past adventures
>You will never take this friendship and make it go a step further...
>She'll probably be killed by some prejudiced bands of peasants the moment you will turn your head for literally five seconds, while the local Paladins were too slow to react (or simply didn't want to react at all)
>This will result in going from village to village, strapping them to trees, burning their huts with their belongings, and then throwing them into the flames
>This will also result in you hunting Paladins for not doing their bloody job

Love is a scary thing.

>>51187199
Don't reply to trolls, dummy.

>>51182721
>Nudist claiming to worship Eilistraee for a tax break

>>51183251
>>51183528
Human... please go back to >>>>/pol/

>>51179407
What the fuck is up with your hands? They look like cinder blocks. Did someone chop off your hands and replace them with cinder blocks?

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>>51187647
Hey come on now. I'm a law abiding citizen who pays his government's taxes while being faithful to Eilistraee. And to spreading her faith and influence to teach those uneducated Underdark Drow that the surface and civilized world is better and the way to go as a society.

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>Filthy Elf/Human Relations.

You guys just abduct a few human men and women into your fucking forests every once in a while.

As a human I've got to say, my Orc Wife is much more loving and caring than any Elf I've come across.

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>>51187358
>MFW both of those Drow appeal to opposite ends of my fetish

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>>51179407
>>51180515
>>51183932
Friendly reminder that these are not elves.

Pic related because those aren't elves. Those are Extraterrestrials, 'aliens' from that fictional boardgame made by humans to sell expensive plastic dolls of sorts.

>>51187924
An Orc is fine too I'd say...

BUT TELL THAT TO THOSE FILTHY PEASANTS SERIOUSLY.

>>51187953
Good taste.

>>51187982
I still miss the fun, Judge Dredd/Nemesis The Warlock-tier Grimdark and that there were things like Human-Eldar hybrids. How it all was black comedy and satire when it wasn't taking itself seriously...

Not to mention everyone being OK with the Ultramarines having one running the Astrophatic Choir of Macragge.

>>51187297
Do you need counseling? Because as much as 4chan's all pesimistic, we can help you out. And your wrong about being an Half Elf.

>having the charms and good looks of your elven genes
>having the physical strength and endurance of humans
>intelligence of full blooded elves
>tenacity of humans
>mastery of the magical arts thanks to part elven blood
>and the physical means to weild the best weapons thanks to your human side

We can help.

>>51179981
> ambiguous gender
> evangeline from wakfu
Bruh let me tell u about HIPS AND TITS

The best thing about human girls is trade out a new one every 30 years

being with an elven girl for 90 years just get dull after a while, you know?

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>>51187982
Ain't it disturbing how those extraterrestrials resemble elvenkind so much?

>>51187953
>Daisy Dukes and Rebel Goths types
Good taste.

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>>51188180

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>>51180343
This action does not have my consent

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>>51188231

>>51188095
Come back to the Village Phillip, those tree huggers would never accept you.

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>>51179407
Nigga, she gonna die before you're 200.

Try dwarf instead, like I am!

>Fit
>Lives long enough
>Big dick, best sex
>Boyfriend's WHYBONER keeps him from killing me while staying rock-hard
>Very honest
>Keeps guys I don't like away
>Father too scared to speak up.

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>>51188245

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>>51180343

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>>51188267
>dwarves
>being ""better"" than elves

>>51180684
its most painful coming to visit only 120 years later and your great great grandchildren dont even know who you are.

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>>51179407
human elf relations are nice.

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>>51188301
This guy gets it. Everyone knows fairies are better. They're pretty much onaholes that moan.

Honestly, humans and elves should stop this will-they-won't-they shit and just interbreed. Half-elves are the perfect balance between the longevity and beauty of elves and the energy and passion of humans. How would other races even stand a chance?

>>51188331
The other day I dreamed I befriended a fairy. Didn't quite get to any romantic parts but it was still one of the nicest dreams I've had that I remember.

>>51188357
I dreamed I was falling from the top of a skyscraper while snipers were taking potshots at me because I was Edward Snowden.

>>51188315
This is why I make humans and elves live for the same amount of time for comfy settings.

>>51188383
I take it it wasn't one of the nicest dreams you remember.

>>51188357
Anon, that wasn't a dream.

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>>51188180
>>51188231
>>51188246
No, they look like humans. What's wrong with you?

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>>51188419
>That anon's face when

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>>51188419

>>51188325
Why isn't that Eldar taller than him?

>>51188449
Ok yeah that's better but I didn't have any reaction pics more appropiate than >>51188457

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>>51188460
Because nobody cares!
>>51188476
You're welcome! Full pic.

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>>51188494
Edit One...

>>51188494
This is NOT how tercios work.

>>51188494
>Because nobody cares!
But I genuinely care about the Eldar. Not their meme, fanart version, of course.

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>>51188494
>>51188510
Edit two!
>>51188514
I know, right? I mean, that formation is terrible!

>>51188525
Then I suggest lobbying the government to do something about it.

No wait, they don't care either. What a conundrum!

>>51188494
When you say that women armour are impractical, people scream bullshit and call you an autist but than folks go and do this...There's no sensible reason not to wear pants, and yet...Bikini pikemen. Just because they are girls.

>>51188546
>Then I suggest lobbying the government to do something about it.
Please anon, my autism only goes so far, calm down, this is not what the government is for.

>>51188552
and yet you ignore the guy going topless just behind them

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>Suddenly, /tg/'s autism activates
The artist has a whole series like this. Including the brutal gory combat between bikini pikemen/swordmen

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>>51188605
Men don't need to wear shirts, anon.

>>51188583
>this is not what the government is for.
This is exactly what the government is for!
>>51188646
Glorious.

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>>51179994
Like pic related.

Okay so it's this thread again.

To think that somebody would just let a thread die, but no. Keep the quality flowing. Must need at least one elf-bait thread in the catalog all the time.

>>51179994
Move on to something else? I cherished the time I had together with her, but she's dead now and i'm not, and life is too long to dwell on such things.

>>51192402
Thats not your normal everyday incest
Like fuck hw the fuck does he do that advanced incest shit? Is ha parody?

>>51179407

Human women go bad like an apple sitting out too long before you know it. Best not get attracted to that face, as it will not last.

>>51179994
Someone post that story about cock blocking an Elf for six whole campaigns. I seem to have lost my copy.

>>51183113
kejk

>>51188460
He is, he's just crouching down to make sure his dick is in proper alignment with his human pets poopchute.

>>51188356
Both parent races are dicks too each other and their offspring creating a generation of powerful adventurers too full of angst and having so low a self-esteem that they ultimately affect nothing?

>>51193281
He gets to them while they are still young.

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>>51182756
You can't be serious

>>51194672
If anything that just makes it worse bro

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>>51182633
>a couple of allied human soldiers
>a couple
u WOT m8?

t. second man on the balcony

>>51192402
>They're still blonde
A perfect example of weak elvish genes.

>>51195043
I'm more impressed by the fact each generation looks progressively more retarded.

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I don't get you humanoids, why do you all care so greatly about a single breeding mate?

Breed, nest eggs, raise young, move on. Am I missing something here?

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>>51179858
That spoiler was actually funny. Good job.

>>51179874
Oh please, a fucking vampire does it, to a minor no less, and he gets a god damn Oscar.

>>51179981
>Implying Evangeline is ambiguous in her gender.
That WOMAN has breeding hips for days and the tits of a broodmother. How DARE you imply otherwise.

>>51179407
No

>>51180086
I'll give you a hundred dollars in exchange for one of your drow sons. I know you're running a surplus, asshole.

>>51180723
If there is one thing I learned with my human mate, it is this...FUCK THE RULE OF THE WORLD, FUCK NOT LOVING THE ONE YOU WANT TO LOVE EVEN IF ITS SHORT, AND FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

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>>51183113
I fucking love this you glorious bastard.

>>51183571
Fuck off no fun faggot.

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>>51192777
Finally someone gets it.

>>51183113
underrated post

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>another elven-human relationship image to offend the purity fags and humans who're afraid of cooties

>>51182805
That is... Weirdly hot

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>>51180086
Well gues what? Living in the surface world is far better than living in your smelly-dank undercities where squidfaced wizards try to kill you.

Also worshipping Eilistraee and spreading her good will to help people, better than having to lick Lolth's hairy spiders-in-my-vagina-vagina.

>>51188510
.Best image name.

>>51188440
>>51188281
>>51188180
>>51188231
>>51188325
>>51188246

WHY ARE WE POSTING FUCKING EXTRATERRESTRIALS!? THOSE ARE ALIENS, NOT ELVES!

>>51192402
At a certain point aren't you just fucking yourself?

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>>51180086
Does this offend you Lolth fag and anti-human fags?

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>>51180086
Spoken like a true Matron and devout servant of Lolth, hail sister!

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>>51180553
>>51180568
Like this guy said >>51182633

The whiter skinned humans are often the best.

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>dedicating yourself to only one person
dumb hind-legs

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>>51199185
I know right! It must be a mammal thing.

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>>51199256
there have been good mammals before
___________dead ones________

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>>51180553
>>51180568
>>51199063
Why haven't any of you posted humans?

>>51195865
Yes, most humanoids give birth to live young, and are not able to change their physical sex.

It tends to make courting and reproduction a tad difficult.

And now I am curious about how often kobolds experience the reptilian equivalent of a miscarriage. Is it just a "bad egg" that never hatches, or is that the equivalent of a stillborn? Does it only count if it gets fucked up while still within the mother, thus posing a serious health risk to her?

>>51198937
My dick cares not for your petty autistic distinctions, pleb.

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>>51199552
Some of us have been posting humans, also how do any of you like your humans? How big or tall you like 'em?

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>>51179407
Well since we're having this type of Human Thread, here's me and my human boyfriend.

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>>51200516
Well then kinsman, here's a picture of me dressing in my human boyfriend's clothing and teasing him.

Filthy human here. Or, well, former human.
What's so great about living for centuries at a time? It gets real boring around here.
Any tips from fellow 300+ year-ers?

>>51200681
See the world, learn all sorts of stuff, kill all kinds of things, taste different meals and beverages. Join a group of heroes, start a political revolution, free some slaves, destroy some evil. And take your time enjoying these things.

>>51188646
>What are you looking at?

That ass that I'm about to rape after my infantry block sent yours routing. I'm gonna punish you for not having cute freckles on those bottom cheeks like you have on your face.

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>>51200681
>Filthy human here. Or, well, former human.

I take it you either used some magic to become immortal... Or you're a vampire.

>>51200739
I'd rather not say because hiding from paladins sucks, but yeah, something along those lines.
Not a bloodsucker though.
>>51200710
I think I might try adventuring a bit. Debating whether to be a mage or a warrior, and it's a tough decision.

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>>51179407
>mfw these human fetishists start blathering on about being in a relationship with those hairless apes and having sex with them

You people are an embarrassment to elven kind I can never understand why some of you find them attractive.

>>51194969
Well you seem to be one of those allied human soldiers who defended the High Elven Embassy from radical human faith militants.

Mind telling us the full story of how you humans and the fine elven soldiers succeded in defending the embassy and the ambassador and his daughter?

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>>51180553

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Humans are indeed easy to acquire!

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>>51179407
Ain't it sweet that a human made this?

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>>51179407

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>>51200868
>she doesn't want to fuck this
How's being homo going for you?

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>>51180821
>that misunderstanding the ubermensch

You have to build something to be an ubermensch, Anon, the obvious power and value of their actions is what compels the masses to follow them. You don't get to be one by just by rejecting everyone else's rules and ideas.

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>OP may wanted to break the usually trite of "I want to fuck an elf" with the unusual sight of an elfen male having a human girlfriend
>nah, let's turn this into the usual "human self insert gets to fuck all the elfen waifus"

>>51180553
>>51180568
>these fucking kebabposters
>again

>>51200868
Non human or elf here. Can someone explain his hairless ape thing to me? Is the difference between pale skins not just the pointing ears and as you call it, "fuck me" eyes?

Are not both hairless apes? Although elves are slimmer. Are they called hairless gibbons?

>>51203149
Elves are just a step above the evolutionary on the ladder.

>>51203173
Evolution doesn't work that way. It's about integration into niches, not "better."
Cockroaches are just as evolved as humans who are just as evolved as sparrows who are just as evolved as elves.

>>51203423
Never said they are "better".
>Cockroaches are just as evolved as humans who are just as evolved as sparrows who are just as evolved as elves.
Don't think this is true. There are species that stayed relatively the same throughout their existence on this planet. They underwent less evolutions, thus appear archaic.

>>51203483
Incorrect.

>OOC
I am an actual evolutionary biologist. Putting that out there now.

The myth of evolutionary levels is propagated by the belief that humans, thanks to our unique preparedness for adapting to variable circumstances, are 'higher' than the creatures which do not adapt as much to fit their circumstances. This is inaccurate. In point of fact, if a creature's species changes so little to fit its niche that its fossil record is essentially static, that suggests that evolution has deposited it in the perfect place for its skillset.

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>>51203561
>I am an actual evolutionary biologist
Of course you are. But you seem not to know what the word "evolved" means. And what I'm trying to say when I mean that some species underwent more evolutions than other.

>>51203682
I know perfectly well what 'evolved' means. I'm telling you that the end result of all evolutionary pathways are concurrent, and it's both constantly and variably iterated. Referring to it the way you are is both colloquial and oversimplified.

If you already knew that, that's fine. It's hard to explain in two thousand characters.

>>51203768
>Referring to it the way you are is both colloquial and oversimplified.
It's almost like I thought I would talk to normal people.
>It's hard to explain in two thousand characters.
Try it anyway.

>>51203801
No no, I mean that I think you do grasp the general idea behind the theory of evolution, you're just using the colloquial definition of the word evolution even though not all of its colloquial meanings have value in a scientific context.

>>51203483
>Don't think this is true.
It absolutely is. Evolution does not have an end goal that its working towards. It's the ongoing process of creatures changing over time to survive and procreate. Things are evolving pretty much constantly.

>>51203845
Sorry, wouldn't have thought that in a thread about "I wanna fuck an elf" I need to bother whether my language has scientific value or not.

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Elves make better zombies because their tissues take longer to decay.

Humans make better skeletons because their bones are stronger without losing height or speed like a dwarf skeleton might.

>>51203897
Then why does the human language allow me to form a comparative of the adjective "evolved"? And why would most people understand what I mean?

>>51203936
>the human language
Which human language.

But the answer is actually really simple: People don't know what their own words mean.

>>51203936
Logical fallacy. Just because most people would understand the use of a word, doesn't mean it's correct. Lots of people have heard of Atlantis, that doesn't mean it wasn't Plato masturbating.

>>51203976
Whether this statement was correct from a scientific point of view which also changes over time, it's not universal was not even to debate, but if most people would understand the information the statement was proposing. Which they would.

>>51182803
Humans in general are impure.
Half-Elves, Half-Dwarves, Half-Ogres, Half-Orcs.
Centaurs.

>>51180343
Garithos did nothing wrong

>>51203912
You haven't been on /tg/ for a while, have you?

>>51204753
Oh anon, you are such an oldfag, my screen is growing a neckbeard just from talking to you.

>>51200868
Ease up on the methamphetamines, lady.

>>51179994
Suicide hopefully.

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>>51185887
>>51185876
Holy shit I'm rolling!

>>51180560
>human
>personality
Pick one.

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Elves should stick to their own waifus.

>>51204709
>Garithos did nothing
Also an accurate statement

>>51204978
Might as well.

>>51204978
Roll me a waifu magic man

>>51205006
...I have no idea who Phage is.

>>51204974
>>human
>>personality (singular)
Sounds about right.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>51204978
rolling - don't really give a shit who i get, so long as it's not one of my daughterfus

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>51205006
>>51205016
Wish me luck memeboys

>>51205563
Do you like the magical realm?

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>51204978

>>51183571
>>>/qst/

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>>51205563
>>51205590

>>51205719
holy fucking TITS anon shrink your images

Any gay male elves in this thread? Pls be in Londinium

>>51183177
Not to mention they die pretty quickly, so you don't have to worry about them learning too much about you over time.

>>51205738
How does it feel to be so subhuman you actually have trouble with a 4.7 MB or 3200x1800 image?

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>>51188494
The thighs on that blonde.

>>51204978
Rollin'!

>>51187012
I don't speak jive, what's this elfnigger saying?

>>51179994
Age discrepancy between races is a major social issue in our society.
Elven brothers and sisters, human friends, brave orcs, clever gnomes and dwarves.
We have failed as united society. Our previous ruling theory in which longevity will trickle down to quicker races due to intermarriage have utterly failed. By now average human life expectancy is 60 years, orc only 40 and mostly due to better sanitary conditions not due to promised "genetic improvement".
We must get rid ourself of "elf privilege" and share our lifespan wit other races.
Elves must pay 70% of their lifespan as tax, that lifespan must be equally distributed by trusted necromancers to less fortunate members of our society.

We can't allow situation when 1% of population have 90% of lifespan.

>>51183177
As long as I don't get raped with too sharply-barbed of a strap-on, I'd be fine with this.

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A human woman - Drow male relationship would have the same dynamics as yuri, right? Since humans are patriarchal and drow are matriarchal.

>>51180515
>>51183730
>Illiyan Nastase

Man, the only snowflake I'd love to see come back along with Inquisitor Obi-wan Sherlock Clousseau.

>>51193281
Ever heard of School Days? This is the dad of the main girl who ISN'T insane. It's like School Days was made because the games involving her dad had become too incesty to keep going.

>>51180122
Depends on the kingdom.

>>51201365
Why on this realm would I want to fuck a compulsive liar?

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Hey guys just visited the realm of Earth a few weeks ago while remaining hidden, as in disguising myself as a human in accordance with dimensional travel laws to prevent unrest and chaos... And Apparently I just learned about this yearly tradition these humans of Earth celebrated called 'Christmas'. Which involves them putting up astrology themed decorations and small pine trees with illuminative devices. Also this traditional holiday of theirs revolves around a charitable saint named Nicholas, better known by these humans as; 'Santa Claus.' I'm amazed that Saint Nicholas utilizes these 'elves' for labor in manufacturing toys he gives for all the good children. One might think its offensive and insulting that those "fellow" elves being used for unfair labor to make toys is an insult to the elven race, but honestly, I and many other elves could care less about these "Christmas Elves." I doubt those troglodytes being used by Saint Nicholas are even elves but are just Goblins trying to consider themselves as elves just to feel less bad about their inferior selves. Also I'm glad I came abit late at that time. Heard there was a brutal incident where people where killed and or injured in a market place due to some reckless carriage driver from what I heard from a Dwarf who's also visiting this realm of Earth. So any suggestions I should do the next time I visit the realm of Earth again?

>>51201438
What are you talking about human? This is a human thread, go find an elf thread where you can babble on about that rhetoric.

>>51204978
98 PLEASE

>>51206110

My living in rural Oregon has no bearing on my hereditary attributes. Fuck'n cityfags.

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>>51204978
>girl huggin conanas thigh
lol

also did you think I would miss the swastika armband on Victoria?

>>51208305
humans are both patriarchal and matriarchal depending on their societies.

>>51209727
standard fantasy settings tend to be patriarchal, you know what I was getting at.

>>51204978
>white queen


Moderate kek.

>>51204978
r

>>51204978
Rolling

>>51179407
How can you be in a relationship with a woman when you're a fag?

>>51210293
rollan

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I do believe this dream no longer needs a dreamer.

>>51210758
Who do you Crusade against?

>>51211085
Elves.

>>51211085
>who

>>51211094
Yeah that's what I thought.

>>51204978
Do not fail me digits.

>>51180482
You do realize that simulacrum pussy is cold as fuck right?

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>>51211713
>no microwaving your simulacrum

>>51211814
But that kills the simulacr...

I mean yes, apparently you're able to recharge it this way!

>>51209713
That's the Aquila Palatine, the symbol of the Emperor's Children.

>>51198904
Do you know WHY we live underground? It's because we were driven away to here. The people of the surface that you claim to get along with attacked us and forced us here. When the other elven gods abandoned us, it was Lolth that remained. And to Lolth we shall remain loyal. The surface is not a safe place. It's fine if you're out on a raiding party. But the moment you turn your back and trust a surface dweller, they'll put a knife in your back. And another thing. Why worship Eilistraee? Lolth promises to make the most devout followers into yochlols. Plus, she's (indirectly) responsible for the destruction of all sapient oozes. And you forsake her for what? Some singing chump with a sword?

And would someone please do something about all the high and wood elves mucking up this thread? I swear to Lolth, they're worse than the humans. Well, they technically are worse than the humans in Lolth's many eyes. I'm pretty sure Lolth's kill-order on the other elves is still in effect. We'll get around to it one day.

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>>51213435
>fuk tha surface, we dindu nuffin

>>51204978
They see me rollin'...

>>51180581

Meh, humans can be fun, but elf-gals are the real thing.

>>51213435
>Fuck the police, comin' straight from the underground
A young elf got it bad 'cause I'm Drow
And not the other color, or so police think
They have the authority to kill a Drow-nority

>>51213435
A singing chump with a sword who alternates between stalking assholes in the woods and causing wedding orgies.

Tell me we don't know how to have a good time.

>>51204978

>>51215338
You're answer is fucking what!?

>>51213435
Because Eilistraee has taught some of us here that long term friendships and relations with the surface people is the way to go and survive on the long run.

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>>51201306

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>>51201306
>>51215906
Nah! This one's the way to go!

>>51210758
Human, you're Pelinial posting memes are getting old and tiresome now, same with your DUURR DUES VULT shit.

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>>51179974
>just before this thread dies

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>>51217677
God does not will it, I do. Your mountains will turn to dust, your forests burn to ash. The ocean will flee my wrath. Your lands will disappear, your towers will crumble and be lost beyond memory and time.

All because I will it.

Fuck you knife ear.

>>51215161
>A singing chump with a sword who alternates between stalking assholes in the woods and causing wedding orgies.

I've been out of the loop on dnd drow lore for a few years.

Did/does that shit actually happen?

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>>51217809

Spevies mixing is not only a sin and abhorrent but illegal, expect a visit from Manolo Francisco Villanueva Saltos Jimenez Lopez de la marca gris.


t. Friend christian

>>51217899
I forgot to add being not christian and human is also a sin and abhorrent, repent TODAY.

>>51217781
>Murderfucked a god of murderfucking into existence
>Not Lewd
Pick one and only one

>>51217809
>Fuck you knife ear.
I gotta say, you're a little bit edgy, but you finished that with style

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>>51217677
>>51210758
>>51217809
>Only killing elves
There is plenty of supernatural to go around, why only cull the elves when they're all at fault of mankind's impending doom?

>>51188440
Not everyone is as ugly as that old fart Eldrad.

>>51217810
Very much so.

>>51187280
Humie girls are so juicy.

>>51220143
Source?

>>51220250
Thread's almost dead, but the posts that The Hooded One (Ed Greenwood's intermediary on the Candlekeep forums) makes there have clarified it. According to her, it's quite common for two newlyweds to consummate right there in the clearing, with priestesses of Eilistraee drawing audience members in to join them.

>>51220282
Damn. I always forget how magical realm Greenwood is.

Reminds me of the Elly ritual in one of his books where they all humped a stone in a circle until their thighs bled.