>haha, hey guys, Katie wanted to come to game night,

>>51154864
If you and Katie bring food, sure, no problem

That way even if session is shit we get a free meal out of it.

>>51154864
If she plays then fine. RPGs aren't a spectator sport.

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This is some lazy bait, no (You)s for (You).

For God sake Mark this is Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. Don't get mad at me because your girlfriend didn't have a good time.

>>51155005
she sulks and messes around on her phone the entire time while occasionally glaring at her bf

is this "playing"?

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>haha, hey guys, I know it's right in the middle of the game but let me show you this funny video I just thought of real quick

>>51155296
Al, while you were fucking with your phone, your thief is standing perfectly still in the middle of the battlefield. Roll a dex check at minus 5 to avoid the arrow the orc on the ridge just fired at your head.

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>I want you to listen to me. You accepted the L4P ad on the bulletin board and took up my fifth player slot, a slot that could have gone to anyone. That means you have a responsibility to the rest of the group and myself, your host, to play one session, and you will not leave until that session is over. Most people would be grateful for this opportunity, so do not think to insult me in my own house by trying to leave in the middle of the game.

>Now please, roll for initiative.

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>the group is all gay men
>katie is a co-worker of his
>she's gamed before and is actually a good player

>>51155296
I'll admit my sins, I've done this, in my defense I was very drunk and I waited until a break in the action/DMing to reveal my find

>>51155752
Being very drunk at the game table is pretty disrespectful to the DM and other players.

>>51155547
I would totally just straight up leave if a GM told me that.

>>51155785
What if everyone is very drunk?

>>51155752
I hope your mother finds your genestealer fanfics.

>>51154864
Women are stupid and annoying, amirite?
Go fuck yourself.

>>51155938
>Women are stupid and annoying, amirite?

Women do ruin everything anon, and I DM with my gf as a player.

>>51155785
my apologies, in my defense I was very drunk

>>51154864
As long as she pays the toll like everyone else, and suckles that DM cock

>>51155938
Women are cute! CUTE!

>>51155547
That's when the glock comes out and I remove myself from the situation

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>>51155938
Leddit detected

>>51154864
Inform her she has to suck all our dicks the whole first session as initiation.

You guys made me do it so she has to!

>>51156090
>kill yourself, spraying brains all over the GM
>he props up your body and tapes it to the chair
>"you're still not leaving until we're finished"

>>51156159
Did the DM get to claim the booty as his divine right?

>>51155218
Are we still playing?

>>51156185
No he said for the first year it's community booty.

>>51156252
Do they roll initiative to determine turn order?

>>51156163
>His magical spell binds your soul to your body until the session is finished
>Even in death you cannot escape

>>51156163
JUST LET ME DIE GODDAMN IT

>>51156311
Of course, I see your group also uses this form of hazing the new guy.

>>51156473
It's the best way; I even make sure to bring my own special homemade lube each session. It's made with coconut oil.

>>51156548
Classy

>>51155785
What if the DM's very drunk?

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>>51156163
>Blackleaf's Curse: If you die in the game, you die in real life and you can't die in real life until you die in the game

>>51154864
Did you try telling her that watching RPGs is boring as fuck?