You stand in the entrance of a 20x20 bare room. The roof is

Turn around and head back through the entrance.

>>51085592
The orc frowns at you with disappointment and sheds a single tear that nobody will share in the delicious fruits of his labor.

>>51085579
I greet the orc and ask what kind of pie it is.

I have the element of surprise!

I poop on the floor!

I ask if there is any whipped cream

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>51085716
Forgot to roll

>>51085676
Roll a linguistics check to see if he understands you.


>>51085729
You successfully shit out a healthy brown banana and the orc in fear of you contaminating his pies runs away.

>>51085727
The orc does not speak your language but you see a bucket full of what seams to be a cream like substance at his feet.

Guys stop having fun or a mod will relocate the thread.

This isn't /qst/

>>51085959
The orc does not understands your strange phrases.

What he does not understand angers him and he attempts to gouge your eyes out.

I point at the pies and then to my mouth as to insinuate wether or not i may consume his steamy aromatic pies.

>>51085992
I take advantage of his distraction and make a grab for the pies.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>51085579
"Aloha my green friend! That pie looks lovely! Who is it for?"

>>51085999
He throws pie at you. Try and catch it in your mouth,

>>51086005
He is standing in front of you and the pies are behind him you will need to make a roll on a stgth or agility check. I will now randomly roll that stat for you now. With stgth being first.

dice+4d6

dice+4d6

>>51086049
He vaguely grasp what you are saying and cuts you a slice of pie.

>>51086076
>dice+4d6

Sorry I am extremely drunk so I will give you a sgth of 14 and agil of 12

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>51086076
"Well thankyou! *takes pie in hand and smiles warmly* Whats your name big fella?"

>>51086102
He grunts at you in approval and says "Fump" and smiles.

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>>51086163
Thank you for the pie Frump! Is there any chance you could show me the way out of this room? I seem to have found myself here and I cant quite recall how I got here *looks around* Too much wenches & grog ~ ya know what im saying Frump?! *hearty laugh*

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>51086284
>forgot to roll.
My b

>>51086290
>19
>The luck of Dan Ibiki is endless

>>51085579
I thank my loving orc husband for preparing a homecooked pie for me after a long day of work, despite us being so poor that we posses no furniture of any kind.

>>51086284
He grabs your hand and leads you to the entrance of the dungeon. He give you a brown bag which you assume has more pie.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

I spend all our money on booze and whores.
Rolling for VDs.

>>51085579

I remember this thread when it was first posted.

>>51086451
Yeah and I'm the same OP

>>51085579
I cautiously greet the orc and investigate the ceiling shaft.
Where did he get a fresh pie from in a bare room? It must have come from up above us! There is a mysterious pie-hole in the room.