/kdm/kdmg/ - Kingdom Death General

>>51081813
All right, now the dust has settled, we should focus on the important thing:
when will my shirt get here?

>>51081807
Kind of strange the damage is localized yet benefit isn't. Still more interesting than my initial literal interpretation.

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Post em

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That's right folks. BLACK FRIDAY. You all are super jelly of that amazing deal I got, aren't you? :^)

>>51081859
you are drunk, the mind is slowed, but so is pain recognition

>>51081858
For $500, should have been there yesterday.

>>51081859
Alcohol fucks you brain up and makes your body less responsive to pain, this is the most literal interpretation I could come up with.

>>51081859
>>51081880
don't forget added intimacy roles

>>51081848
Yes, quick fun free game in one of the magazines. Worth finding a pdf of.

>>51081879
uh-huh.
Where is your OTHER pledge? :^)

>>51081887
>>51081880
I fucked up, you'll right.

>>51081922
I don't have another pledge. This is all I need to play the game, so I'm fine with getting just that.

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>>51081919
This one probably

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>>51081879
Memes aside, here is my actual main account pledge.

Was originally $777 tier, but decided I'd say fuck it and get the reprints. Ended up not actually being that much more, so it all worked out.

But god damn do I have my work cut out for me scanning all this shit.

>>51081858
Were any of the shirt designs revealed?

Frogdog was
I'm assuming gambler is the gambler head

>>51081963
>TTS Anon
The one everyone here seems to hate?

>>51081963
SInce you are getting reprints as well, will you be scanning the duplicate rulebooks as well?

>>51081989
No, the fucker who crowdfunded his pledge isn't around.

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The add on doesn't really confirm, do I get one of each of the four, or can I just specify to get four elves?

>>51081963
you gonna try and update the TTS mod or just make an online resource so other people can print their own cards/books?

>>51082012
One of each

>>51082012
1 of each you doof

>>51081989
Nah. Other than namefaggong somethings. I just provide scans of cards. Some other guy took over making the mod, originally just reorganizing it and calling it his, then eventually stealing other people's models and scripts to add to it, and finally putting up a gofundme to get the game.

I don't actually mind, less work for me in making the mod. The gofundme was kind of stupid though.

>>51082012
read the most recent content pitch

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A small change here, sure, but a very interesting one.

This shit + Leader = really, really good. And this on a survivor with Fist & Tooth Specialization is also fantastic. It's just a shame that the affinity on it didn't change any, though. Left facing green is really common.

>>51081989
>>51082002
He didn't even get enough for the Ancient Gold Lantern which he settled on when it became obvious he wouldn't get enough for a Satan's Lantern. Go here and laugh at him if you wish:
https://www.gofundme com/kingdom-death-monster-for-nognoth

>>51082026
>>51082030
I sent a customer service email just to be sure. Will post here with the response for any other elf fans

>>51082055
Anon it literally lists what you get in the last update it was featured in. You get one of each.

>>51082068
I think he's engaging in a gaff

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>>51081813
It's Rime Time subedition.

I swear I'll stop tripfagging here in a day or so, but can you blame me for being excited that I came home to this?

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>>51081869

>>51081869

Can't be bothered to screencap, I'm 125

>>51082047
>It's just a shame that the affinity on it didn't change any, though. Left facing green is really common.
And people tell me this game isn't balanced.

>>51082096
I remembered your request in the original thread, shocked me a bit to see Poots make an actual pinup of it.

new anon, not baiting, just curious what all the hype is about? Good game masked in anime girls getting killed by tentacles?
>in before read the kickstarter

>>51082144
Dark Souls meets Monster Hunter.

>>51082144
>what is this
>inb4 don't spoonfeed

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>>51081869

>>51082089
there have been a few obsessives since the reveal, I think they (one person?) are spergs who just fucking like elves

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Hey /kdm/, let met tell you about the Golden Age of our settlement, which just came to and end.

YEAR 10 - Golden Age begins

>7 survivors left in the settlement, 4 we actively use
>Tilikum (male), Ezra (female), Iselyn (female), Green (male)
>Tilikum is unexceptional but experienced and working his way towards Axe Mastery
>Ezra is fully armored with good stats, but lost most of her experience and weapon proficiency when the Phoenix essentially made her a newborn
>Iselyn carries the whole party : she inherited the Twilight Sword from the Hooded Knight a few years ago, is slowly working her way towards mastery, is fully armored, and is Immortal, which means she only takes Insanity damage and has a fuckton of that being crazy all the time
>Green isn't doing much
>we get invaded by the King's Man
>kill him, Green inherits his curse which warps his body into armor and slowly change him into another King's man
>we go hunt a lvl2 Lion
>during the Hunt, we gain understanding after seeing a statue of it, we kill one of its cubs in cold blood and don't even suffer retaliation, then we fight it
>we crush it without much problem, Iselyn becomes even better with her sword
>green gets his arms fucked up by the King's Curse

YEAR 11 - The great culling and fucking

>an edgelord named The Hand come into our settlement
>he threatens to kill our most experienced survivor, Iselyn, unless we challenge him
>we look at his abilities and he's an anime motherfucker which we have no chance to beat
>we send 3 unnamed survivors at him, and Green, and they die (unsurprisingly) but it also means we have to face him again in 2 years, in a stronger version
>at least Iselyn is saved
>settlement population is 3, and we'll lose if we don't make babies because there's no way we can beat The Hand in two years
>the Fuckening commence
>we innovate Face Painting, which we can use to give us +1 to intimacy rolls
>we use two Love Juices and 8 augury to trigger the Intimacy event no less than 6 times

>>51081995
Not likely, but we will see. My personal rule of thumb is to not scan the rulebooks of it. It's too much of a hassle compared to the cards, which are already a hassle themselves.

Plus the rulebooks in the mod kinda suck. I'll try to pick the scripts apart, but it's been years since I actually did anything with my CompSci degree, so I have no idea how easy that will be.

>>51082096
You scanned the rulebooks last time right? Any chance you went all in and are willing to do it again? Congrats on the mini, by the way. Clearly I should goad people into making my best survivor, Chad the Inhaler.

>>51082144
Monster Hunter gameplay (hunt monsters, wear their parts as armor) mixed with X-Com style base building set in the world of the eclipse in Berserk.

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>>51082144
It's this, and it's spectacular

>>51082183

>Tilikum is the last male, so he fucks Ezra and Iselyn over and over again like the alpha stud he is, sending the settlement population from 3 to 11 in a single year
>one of the newborn is a Savior
>4 of them will be killed in two years as a sacrifice to the Hand
>thanks to resources gained on the previous hunt, Tilikum gets a phoenix chest armor and waist armor to protect his invaluable balls which sired most of the settlement
>we go hunt a lvl2 lion again
>Eros, son of Iselyn and Tilikum and first product of the huge orgy, joins the departing survivors
>on the way to it, we find a Crucible in an ancient tomb, which will eventually allow us to craft Guts's sword
>a QT survivor we meet joins our party, giving Tilikum +1 to accuracy for the upcoming fight
>Iselyn drinks from a strange cauldron after cooking a Lonely Ant in it, and gains +3 proficiency on her Twilight Sword, making her truly devastating if she wasn't already
>we tear the lion apart unsurprisingly
>get one of the resources we've been looking for for a while now, the Cat Eye

YEAR 12 - The end of the golden age

>go back to settlement
>two events trigger : choosing a conviction and Hooded Knight's return, the one who gave Iselyn the Twilight Sword
>pure dread falls onto us when we realize we have 50% chance of losing our massive stock of over 20 resources
>thanks to divine intervention we don't
>Iselyn, Tilikum and Ezra have a chance to become ageless, none of them do which is a huge disappointment
>still manage to craft one ageless ring intended for Tilikum
>duel with Hooded Knight happens
>Iselyn tears his shit apart, gaining Mastery in her Twilight Master
>we realize to our horror it means she must leave the settlement for a higher purpose
>our best survivor leaves us forever to become some edgy hood knight
>the Twilight Sword becomes her son's, Eros, which is still disgusted by it
>the future is now uncertain
>tfw

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>>51082185
>the Inhaler
sounds more like Stacy.

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>>51081869

how many people got cold feed on their shit in total i wonder?

>>51082199
5/10 pic Needs fresher /tg/ memes. Thank you for using my quote though

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>>51082199
>nic cage
He better watch out for honeycomb weaver...

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>>51081869
I lost my initial BFL trying to get a satan, life as a pleb.

>>51082135
I'm an embarrassing mess of awe and appreciation right now.

>>51082185
>You scanned the rulebooks last time right?
Anons did that, certainly.
> Any chance you went all in and are willing to do it again?
I went 777 pledge, and can't comment on that.

I don't trip often, typically only for the /tg/mas threads in December when I have shit to give out. (Sorry that I couldn't do /tg/mas this year, money's been pretty bad and only just now getting real income)

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I spent 750$ (Ancient gold lantern), when and if the pledge manager happens can you then add extra stuff to your order?

>>51082199
If that is Alexandra daddario, she would make an excellent choice for a live action Kingdom Death.

>>51082334
So what was the deal with that character? I wasn't in that thread and don't want to search. Poots made an appearance and you presented your goofy fan wank?

>>51082352
ffs no one knows.

>>51082352
read the faq, m8

>>51082391
They asked for art of their survivor OC, a thicc dude turned futa by the belt of genderswap, which is now worn across their chest whitespeaker style.

Poots made the character canonical, and is now part of the Wanderer system in the Gamblers Chest, like the crossover promos.

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If they restock the store I really hope they bring back some of the older models, regardless of rules or if they have to be resin.
I need that steel menace

>>51082361
who's the redhead titcow from /tv/? She is a walking KD pinup

>>51082482
Christina Hendricks, and seeing her wearing only belts would either be amazing or a cottage cheese factory

>>51082391
It's an OC that I decided to name a survivor after in a campaign. They got vestiphobia, then later the belt. Decided that it's going to be used as a top, because it was clever.

Some time later, I requested art of her in a KDM thread, and was fulfilled.

Sometime later after that, during emails with Poots about ways to improve things like supply management and fighting scalping, I just showed him the art as well for kicks.(which I did indeed specify that it was drawn by Anon for me; the belt of TG and /tg/ thing was apparently a coincidence I never considered until I saw someone last thread mention it)

It's not that deep, of a story, really. Poots has been a rather swell guy with me in general as far back as the first KDM kickstarter.

>>51082451
Huh, well good for you. I would love to see how many actual sales that thing makes other than for completionists

>>51082451
I don't recall asking for any futa for that request.

>>51082541
should be to here
>>51082532

Did your survivor have an actual glorious career, making the model a lucky omen; or she die terribly and we should shun using the miniature?

>>51082457
Is that a butcher? That's awesome, was it a promo?

>>51082595
It's a Forsaker

>>51082546
Do you have any inkling what the fighting art or gear card would be? Something from that thread or from the emails that might have been used?

>>51082595
>>51082603
it would make a great alternative butcher, or level 3 named butcher

>>51082595
that's the forsaker my dude

>>51082639
If the base were smaller it could be used with the new Butcher armor set.

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>>51082581
That campaign didn't get to finish due to hiatus, everyone involved having shit coming up for different reasons.

This campaign was into at least late teens, perhaps early 20s for lantern years. Rime had not died yet, but was about as mean of an evasion-tank as possible, which is tough to do when you're prohibited from armorsets due to vestiphobia.

>>51082622
Poots surprised me with this and I have not really talked to him bout much of the character in detail. The ONLY thing I can perhaps think of is something involving Monster Grease, since I made Pic Related to go with the original request. I'm going to try and contact him about if I may have any input on the gameplay content, be it thematics or mechanics, but if I'm asked to NDA then I'll honor that.

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>>51081869
Hit my limit

>>51082639
It's what the butcher used to be.

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>>51082775
Be sure to ask him what he meant by this

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Went for BF Gold right away, then Satan for a day or two until I realised that no, actually, I can't spend that much money right now; I need a computer right now, not those fantastic minis in four year's time ;_;

At least I can lord it over all ye bandwagoners!

>>51082923
>doesn't already have the core game
A giant among midgets

>>51082923
That Mastercard Tho...

>>51082785
i sure hope you have friends that are down to play that with you

>>51082968
I'm pretty social. So I have at least 3 groups interested. Two 4 mans and one 6 man.

But I will likely do a few solo runs.

And I plan to make a guide on how to make a quick and simple character setup and gear slot guide for a "Pick up & Play" feel.

Anyone got the Watamote pinup picture? I can't find it among all the updates.

>>51082916

well call me caitlyn, that's deep

So did I miss an update somewhere or did poots only reveal 2 of the cheat squares in the gambler chest? The Goblin Knight guy and hte Magma Masochist

Anyone get charged yet?

>>51083042
You missed some updates yes. The other two were Tough Guy and Shadowstalker.

>>51083056

Cheers anon. Those cheat squares are rad - the GK and MM are some of the coolest minis in KD in my opinion.

>>51083030
I'm assuming thats pond scum
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/posts/1770500

>>51083055
Charges don't happen till Monday. A Business day

>>51083034
???

>>51083102
Ever heard of reassignment surgery?

>>51083115
Yes

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>>51083127

>>51083093
Yes it is.
Domo arigato, anon

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>>51083093
That pelvis will be glorious in 3d hard plastic.

>>51082916
I'm dense, what am I looking at?
>>51082775 did your character genderswap because his dick was mangled or something?

>>51083173
damn, son. That brings the estimates of pledges dumped before Zero Hour to 1k

One thousand homesteaders.

Added 40 extra to my Gold Lantern pledge. Best add-on(s) to choose with that?

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>>51081869

>>51083173
lol wtf did you get?

>>51083223
how can you afford that?

>>51083221
goth amy and hyperlight

everything else will be easy to acquire down the road.

>>51083244
protip: he can't really, but hell rationalize it somehow.

>>51083220
>homesteader
???

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>>51083223
>top score
>of overpaying for less content

sudden onset kek

>>51082775
maybe it's even more greasy monster grease
>it's gorm vaginal discharge

>>51083259
I was considering super-survivors, especially if we get that 9 million power-level extra character in some later update.

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>>51083224
>>51083220
I bumped it up from 750 to 1000+ because I wanted the Abyssal woods and the stuff that would work well with it as well as frogdog, the oblivion mosquito, several of the pin ups, pathfinders of death, the dung beetle knight, the flower knight, spidicules, and the lonely tree. I was thinking about ordering bases as well, but that price tag is quite steep considering I don't now how many I'd want or need....

still it's a shame I couldn't justify another 1000 to get god frogdog and just get it all at once.

>>51083292
we already got the 9 million bonus, it was the scouter

>>51083294
The core game comes with a handful of bases, just recast them

>>51083297
Ah, I need to go back and look again then. Dunno how I missed it.

>>51083223
>top score
>percy pledge

>>51083292
Worth it for the sculpts alone. Can't wait to recast and mod for other games.

>>51083309
fair

>>51083312
It was the Jan 5th update with Honeycomb Weaver

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>>51083333
futa get

>>51083294
see I sometimes get the urge to go that deep, but every time I tried being a completionist it only hurt my enjoyment.

if I'd get too much shit at once, the chance is very high I'd never actually touch it, cause I wouldn't know where to start and it would take too much effort anyways.

>>51083275
otherwise known as someone to squats on the pot but refuses to take a shit

>>51083244
I could buy this six times again

>>51082916
I'm not sure what that detail is either, beyond some lion-y decoration.

>>51083213
He got maneater bugged early sometime between LY1-3, well before The Strange Spot was drawn, but that leaves you smooth and not mangled. I don't quite recall directly telling Poots about that bit.

>>51083281
I'm no expert, but I don't think discharge stays slick for long, ending up kinda sticky.

>>51083346
This is actually one of the models that convinced me to pull the trigger.

I hope the actual Honey weaver is more bee-like than the futa thing Poots was posting. Else I'll just end up converting up my own.

>>51083367
Ah.

>>51083387
so why didn't you?

you could've bought all the copies out and then gouged the aftermarket, making yourself even more dosh

I am somehow beginning to doubt your claims, sir....

alright /tg/ post your pledge and your current bank account balance, so we can truly determine how hard you fucked yourself over.

>>51083134
are you saying that's Jenner's face on the model?

>>51083424
Black Friday Gambler's Lantern

~$1,000

>>51082775
Pointed ears, is the character supposed to be an elf?

>>51083424
I'm 2,700 in on my pledge

Got 896.00 in the bank

cellphone bill is overdue, and I dropped and cracked it's screen horribly a while ago (beyond repair)

I think I'm boned, mates

11.9 % interest rate is gonna be a hell of an idiot tax for the first few months

>>51083424
$1806 pledged.
Just over $4000 left in the bank after the charge.

I think I'm fine.

>>51083436
.
.
.

I'm saying that the dangling cords were attached to something... and they're hung ceremoniously in that region for a reason.

jesus, you sure are dense

>>51083424
I have a savings account w 6 month of pay for emergencies, an account with 3 months for urgent shit, reg savings and my bullshit account. Even then, I couldn't let more than 700 shekels go.

>>51083419
Basically, in Sweden, while studying at the university, you can take out a student loan and get free money at the same time, you don't pay interest on the student loan while studying, and even after the interest is at 2%, way less than the 11% I've been gaining just by placing them on high-risk funds.

>>51083499
I'm sure he's just pretending to be retarded

>>51083464
>11.9 % interest rate
holy shit m8, thats more than an idiot tax.

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I didn't have enough cash to back for the core game in time. I'm assuming it's gonna be sold at the full 400$ when it's back in stock. Whens it gonna be back in stock anyway? Around the same time the core sets start getting shipped to backers?

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>>51083515
so what you're saying is 'YES' ?

>>51083452
The model certainly can be, and I am stoked to have two elf models, both with rules, for the game. It's not as many as hoped for, but at least they have been introduced to the world and lore

>>51083533
whats it like to really be poor?

>>51082944
I know! I KNOW!
Didn't have the money back then...
T_T
You can bet I was there, waiting for the damn KS to turn green this time around.
Shame Pootikins took Economics 101, since.

>>51083424
$455 gold lantern with dragon king and DBK
still got $13,000 in the bank

I think I'm fine

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>>51083424
I think I'm gonna be fine.

>>51083533
If we're lucky there's enough cores to go around between us backers...

...but according to Anna, they will eventually stock their store with EVERYTHING available on the KS (that wasn't exclusively stated as being limited (( mostly that means the shirts)) ).

It'll be about a year from now that you'll find them for MSRP., give or take a quarter

>>51083424
BFGLSF
~$960
I don't actually *need* money right now.

>>51083424
I pledge $1 just so I would get automated updates.

I have $68.24 in my account.

Please send help.

>>51083581
Fuck do Euros have the decimals and commas switched for.

>>51083533
It's ok man we don't judge you for being poor, just use this as motivation to work your ass off and make some money

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>>51083452
Yes, the character Anonymous Survivor is based on is an elf. Pic related is the content of the original request from way ago.
Please no bully.

>>51083552
I had money for it, but I didn't feel like spending 250 bucks on a board game at the time, but the more and more I read up on it and looked at the models the more interested i became it in. By the time I felt like paying for it I was short cash and wouldn't be getting another check before the kickstarter was over.

>>51083604
yes they do

>>51083549
another anon mentioned that the Flower Knight may well be a fay creature too, so there you go, you weirdly obsessed anon

>>51083614
>fite me
>I'm 7 feet and OILED

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>>51083561
>Shame Pootikins took Economics 101, since.
After the shit he went through for the first KDM KS, not learning from it would be a legit sign of mental retardation.

>>51082334
That elf's face reminds me of something I haven't seen around here in a while... Could be some deep lore going on.

>>51083614
not terrible as far as fan creations go.

>>51083424
percival, $2765
in bank, $20404.09 according to google

>>51083424
Spent 465 EUR (that's 500$) from my current account so I'd have a neat 5000 left.
Except I make 10000RMB a month now, so I can't really go crazy.
Thank fuck for Taobao!

>>51083549
>>51083636
The pathfinder elf has a slimmer figure than the humans, I like that they correctly portrayed that. 4chan's anonymous elf mini is a moo cow, but that's explainable by the gender swap belt going to extremes. assuming he/she's still hetero it would set up an interesting romantic dynamic in a campaign to run both elves

>>51083533
Now you have an objective for working! Gambatte kudasai, Anon-kun!

>>51083643
Elves are pure maidens!

>>51083659
Thanks. It's also tickling that she might possibly get the largest breasts of any KDM survivor-type human in the model line.

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>>51083709
To be fair, the Strange Spot roll was the high roll that comes with the stat bonuses, so if that results in big TnA then so be it.

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>TFW return to /tg/ after a year long hiatus to find out that I missed a new KD:M Kickstarter by minutes.
It's the universe's way of keeping my wife and me together, that's what I'll tell myself to sleep at night...

>>51083749
I was reluctant to tell me girlfriend I spent $800 on a board game kickstarter.

After she looked at it she's now just excited to play. It felt like it could have gone either way there.

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>>51083726
>Muh purity!
'kay.

>>51083622
>denial
makes sense
>>51083641
my fisting of tebigong for your orb of shitami

>>51083748
>>51083643
Ha, it would be great if the fighting art or philosophy had the elf disorienting monsters by coming on to them.
Also not to be as wierd as >>51083709 anon, but if Poots adds these mini battles, he should create some orc equivalent. Cover it in hands, eyes, and vaginas, but make the basic goon monster of the world.

>>51083855
you (you) 'ed yourself anon, or was that a joke?

>>51083789
If my timing had been better I would have gotten a male pinup Dragon Goblin for her along with the stuff for me.

Maybe that would have appeased her, but now I don't get the luxury of finding out.

>>51083889
I'm hetero, but that pinup is so close to revealing his half chub, I just want him to pull it out and be done with it.

>>51083911
teasing is what amplifies the desire

>>51083614
Are we in for a mary sue as far as the backstory? I wonder if Poots will actually make it a head taller than the other survivors

>>51083496
$100 left in the bank for me

>>51083911
Don't worry, it's okay to be a little bit bi, anon.

>>51083911
anon, I have some difficult news to tell you regarding your desire for buff men to show you semi erect cocks...

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>>51083939

>>51083424
I got my buddy to cover it since I'm between jobs.

He's a high end drug dealer with ties to the mafia.

Mistakes may have been made.

>>51083911
>>51083963
it's a prominent sexual organ. Hetero women are interested in looking at breasts, as a hetero man it's not weird to look at penises when they are present and visible, or wonder about them when they are barely contained.

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>>51083985
>getting your plastic crack from an actual drug dealer

>>51083991
>because women are gay, it's ok for me to be gay

>>51083991
where are these places you are confronted regularly with straining dicks? As a hetero woman I need to know for science

>>51083889 here.
The worst part is I technically have over $20k in the bank, but it's basically all going to go away between taxes (independent contractor is fucking suffering) and mortgage/insurances coming due soon.

>>51083991
>barely contained
No more than 1/5 of his member is showing, b-but I looking at it fills me with desire to see it burst forth.

>>51083928
You can see >>51082775 for about as much background the survivor has. Before Poots did this, I was working on a homebrew expansion she and the male counterpart character were involve in titled Gemini Fiend, which I won't get much into right now but even that version of them wasn't really marysue, working within the lore's themes and setting rules.

I did ask Poots if he could please honor the height of the design, and I do hope he does.

>>51084009
Has a nice ring to it though.

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>>51082241
TWO THOUSAND the number is up to now

holy mother of fuck

that means at one point in time, there were 2k shitters that had zero intent on letting this hit their mother's stolen credit card

W O W

>>51084032
Post your lamb rack or get to steppin

All the straight women I know are indifferent to ogling tits. Both men and women notices boobs because they are made to be noticed. They stick out, literally. Dongs are tucked way down by the legs and you have to actively search for them. Actively searching for dick isn't a hetero activity.

>>51084137
>women seeking dick is gay

I'm super hetero now, thanks

>>51084137
>Actively searching for dick isn't a hetero activity
For some women it is. If you hang around enough gay men, you'll find some who partake physically.

>>51083985
he's gonna cut your dick off because you couldn't afford to pay for the model that has her dick cut off.

>>51083991
>>51084032
>>51084043
>>51084137
I don't search for it, but like how tits draw the eye, if a guy's shaft is all out there, anyone would look, and if it is almost out, like a nipple, you almost just want it to be out so you can look and be done

>>51084131
too covered in vagina blood, too busy making sandwiches, and now too tied up laughing at insecure 'hetero' anon drooling over teased cock

>>51084200
bye now

>>51084200
>Period blood somehow involved in food preperation.
Not sure if Nurgle or Slaanesh...

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>>51083410
>google ovipositor images
>parasitic wasps have a giant needle
>grasshoppers have an honest-to-god claymore
I might give the Weaver another thought, that would be a pretty sick conversion.

I'm not sure I can handle the honeycombed flesh in her gut-maw though, looking at it makes my skin crawl.

>>51084081
it would be too obvious, but also hilarious if the front of the shield has a relevant meme reference, like the rage face on the flower in the flower knight's rules

Im getting my gold pledge in exchange for painting so.eones game ;P

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>>51084274
I hope that anon likes PROPAINT

>>51084185
Just stop anon. i hope you enjoy the pinup model and that it allows you to come to terms with whatever is coming to your mind, which is probably a penis

>>51083792
always wondered where that reaction came from

>>51084207
you fool!

with your mighty powers of command, you could have bade her make us *all* sandwiches!

>>51084200
I like you

>>51084268
>looking at it makes my skin crawl.

don't have much taste for any of the gross monsters. Sucks since the only node 1s are Gorm and frogdog. Sure it's a horror game and has license to be gross, but I'll take stylish horror like Sparrow Goblin or the knights over something like Frogdog. Not gonna be horrified no matter how many vagina-mouths you bolt onto a model or how much it farts/pisses/shits itself, just repulsed.

>>51084414
Not him, but I'm fine with gross monsters and shit but some honeycomb and patterns freaks me out too.
It's like trypophobia or something.

>>51084273
It was just meant to be a heater-shaped leather shield, but I'm glad there isn't anything that kind of blatantly memey involved.

If Poots lets me on-board with development, I'll go more subtle routes for /tg/ references.

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>tfw you got shit straightened out.

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>>51084300
I think theyll be happy

>>51084510
spend less on beer and more on plastic crack

shit spend less on beer and more on actual crack

>>51084510
Is this an edit?

>>51084510
But Anon, that stack needs to be in your bank right now!

>>51084516
Are either of you getting the Anonymous Survivor promo? If so I look forward to seeing it painted that nicely in a few years.

>>51084545
How do you feel knowing somewhere out there some anon bought that model and very well might hotglue it?

>>51084573
"Might"?

>>51084573
thats disgusting. Kingdom death is fur hugging not fugging

>>51084545
Is this the tranny belt swap one? No

>>51084573
I already have friends who enjoy wanking to her so it doesn't bother me, I mean there were people two threads ago wanting smut of her with other pinups.

>>51084599
It is, and okay then. At any rate, your painting is nice, dude.

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Hit me up if your keen on commissions or swapping minis i want for commissions :)

>>51084545
I'm debating it. I got the spare $20 and not much else is dazzling me.

>>51084710
Email field is no longer a thing, it's an options field for things like sage and dice rolling now.

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>>51084744
Insta gram stargazr1

>>51084799
>>51084710
>>51084516
Your skin tones are legit but I feel as though those are your strength as everything else doesn't look quite as good.

7/10

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>>51084897
I could.. i just cant justify more than 4 layers/tones on anything other than flesh. Maybe if i entered comps

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>>51083424
~1600
~34k

>>51084956
>Love minis but no time to paint
>Will probably have to commission for everything
the costs just keep rolling in

>>51083424

$935
$4K+

>>51085017

Just paint it slowly anon. I'm just planning to take it one mini at a time and do monsters last unless they really interest me. I like the idea of having the survivors in color against the monochrome baddies. Paying commission is a losing game unless you want to throw like another few thousand at the game.

>>51082106
Hey, that's my pledge... Are... are you me, anon?

>>51084956
That one is quite nice actually.

>>51083424
Black Friday Gambler's Lantern 2nd face
$1,252
Savings
$47,231

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>>51083631
I mean, why.

>>51085107
Was planning to have everything sans pinups done similar to the stone statue commission done for Poots. Not sure whether that's a simple enough job to accomplish myself or just get a friend to blast that fast.

>>51083424
$455
~$2k
Thank fuck I'm an enabled college student with no actual financial responsibility til after I graduate.

>>51085212
Should say I was BFGL, Gorm, Dragon King, and Dung Beetle Knight.

>>51085206

The stone statues are actually pretty easy other then the cracks. And honestly, look up Zenithal highlighting. You could paint the whole core set in an afternoon with that technique and two cans of spray paint. It'll only be difficult on the more complex creatures where the second layer of painting has difficulty creating the proper shadows.

>>51085206
Looking at the Phoenix really makes me consider doing the stone scheme and calling it good. I don't want to get really eccentric with a color scheme only to realize I have to make the grasping butthole and puckered sphincter-blisters match somehow.

Damnit. Had to go do some fieldwork and missed the campaign end. I wanted to add more shit to my pledge, Poops!

I know he said he'd be focusing only on campaign pledges since it'll be too much of a hassle trying to keep track of everyone if they allowed post-campaign addons, but that's literally my only hope to get some cheesecake now.

Pooooooooots! Pls to disregard practicality and common sense!

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>>51081869

Can't believe how fast the numbers ticked up. Then again I also pledged on my phone about 5 minutes after launch.

>>51085406
>I wanted to add more shit to my pledge,
I think you can bolt shit on over and above what you pledged in BackerKit or whatever.

>>51085455
>BackerKit strap-on
You wouldn't be toying with me now, would you anon? Can someone confirm?

>>51085496
It's how a lot of Kickstarters handle add-ons. From your total pledged it subtracts the reward tier, then the shipping, then the cost of any addons, then their shipping. If you end up with a negative total, then BackerKit charges you what's needed to bring you out of the red through Stripe.

Basically, once you get into BackerKit, you can add add-ons willy-nilly.

>>51085586
Shipping will be charged separately in this case, it appears.

>>51085678
I think that means it's charged in BackerKit, as opposed to in the Kickstarter itself.

Update:

Poots has agreed to let me work with him on the Anonymous Survivor promo "miniexpansion."

I'll obviously have to sign a NDA, so I won't be able to share info about it, but will do my best to include cool and fun things in it. This isn't JUST about me and my dumb cowtit amazon elf character, it's also about honoring you guys, so that will always be my main focus first: making good content instead of self-centered content.

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So, now that poops has made significant bank, and has a whole slew of new pin ups/ reprints, what are the odds that, somewhere down the line, he updates the Kingdom Death store? I wanted to pick up some of the pin ups from the campaign, but I prioritized game content/ expansions over lewd, fun to paint minis. But I'd still like to pick them up if they ever do become available again. Or the Storm Knight (which, I'm suprised didnt make it into the Kickstarter) So what do you think /tg/? Did I miss out on pin up Percival and friends for good? Or do I just bide my time and hold out hope?

>>51085808
God damnit that's kinda cool. Even if you have fetish fuel made real, good on yea

>>51085808
Believe in yourself and genderswap fighting art please

>>51085820

It's definitely going to be updated. He raised enough capital this time that I think the store is going to be run more like a normal store, rather than the weird check-it-or-forget-it system going down right now. Pinups will for sure appear, they always do. And if they aren't on the store there's always chinaman

>>51085820
There will be a bunch of scalpers this time around, wait till then

>>51085820
Odds are "yes."

It's not about if, but when.

There is a possibility that the campaign manager will have the ability to add more to your original pledge. Poots is understanding of peoples' different financial situations over the last couple months. I think for business reasons that he was unable to directly confirm post-campaign pledges since it could ruin his entire kickstarter campaign. All he could do was confirm there wouldn't be anything involving paypal, since that was a bit of a clusterfuck for him before.

Have hope for post-campaign fund-boosting for kickstarter backers.

>>51085825
It doesn't help that Poots confirmed latex bodygloves with the Red Witches expansion.
It's more of a fascination than fetish, I just love the fabric and it used in fashion, fetish or nonfetish.

>>51085839
Only problem with that is that it requires what's currently only a pinup-collection promo event. I will see what's feasible relating with the belt; I don't know if Poots was considering adding more BoGCs to the AnonSurvivor box, etc.

>>51085936
>Only problem with that is that it requires what's currently only a pinup-collection promo event. I will see what's feasible relating with the belt; I don't know if Poots was considering adding more BoGCs to the AnonSurvivor box, etc.
Isn't he releasing the card pack with a bunch of promo cards?

>>51085212
>>51085248
This was my plan, also an enabled college student w/ BFGL. Was going to go the same expansions as you, but went with Abyssal Woods and all it's requirements instead (+gorm). Way cheaper than inverted mountain or campaigns of death, but looked just as fulfilling. I hope I don't regret skipping Dragon King since EVERY "which expansion should I get" is answered with gorm+dragon king (minimum). Maybe I can find someone with the expansion, seems like a lot of people will get a copy in this reprint based on what I've seen.

>>51085936

I mean, I try to keep my KD magical realming to a minimum but I'm not gonna lie... all I need is a transformation/genderbend SFA and my fetishes are fueled by KD

>>51086077

Everyone says DK and Gorm because they're known quantities. No one can say how they stack up against the new xpacks. And gorm wasn't even because it was super great though the fight was fun - it was just your only other choice to break up node 1 monotony. Now we have Gorm, Honeycomb, and Frogdog.

>>51085965
That's the announced plan, but not ETA on that, and I'd like to minimize expansion content requiring other expansion content.

>>51086093
I will keep the idea in mind, but no promises. It's a pretty tame fetish.

>>51081813
I will never own this or Cthulu Wars. Sucks being poor.

>>51086167
What is the established scope of a mini-expansion? Gear cards/fighting arts? Seems like it'd be difficult to do something around the anonymous survivor without including the belt

>>51086167

You do you, I'm looking forward to what you come up with. If you do ultimately go with the genderbendy stuff I'll be happy, but anything will be interesting. Could always try something more niche like hypnosis though that probably treads on the pariah's toes.

>>51080850
I said Monster not cosplay tier trash.

>>51085808
wow why are we getting this and not the rape dead end beast

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WHERE IS MY FUCKING YOUNG SURVIVOR (MALE) POOTS REEEEEEEEE
potato axe baby doesnt count

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>>51086403
>rape beast
No means no muddafugga

>>51086493
Monsters dont understand human language.

>>51086485
Just pretend the current you survivor is male.

>>51086249
Note that I'm only calling it a "miniexpansion" just as a simplification term, and it shouldn't be compared with even small actual KDM Expansions.

The current projected scope as posted on the KS update is:
Small booklet
estimated 1-2 story events
1 philosophy
1 secret fighting art
3 gear cards
1 wanderer

Poots hasn't shared with me yet how set in stone this is, nor what his ideas are for things yet. (I also haven't been sent the NDA to sign yet) As of right now, I am purely speculating.

It's possible a little bit more than what's listed could be added, but don't expect anything like even a small showdown or even mob encounter.

>>51086252
As you can see above, I don't have a lot of wiggleroom.

>>51086403
>Wanting to prove misinforming crusading SJWs right instead of proving their bullshit incorrect.

>>51086200

Follow your dreams anon

>>51086532
SJWs dont listen to reason anon. The mere existence of the wet nurse will trigger them for all eternity.

>>51086576
It's not even like it rapea people, its just checking up on women that were already pregnant.
The actually horryfing part is that by drinking its milk your mind and free will are destroyed and you more or less become a shambling zombie enslaved to the Golden Entity.

>>51086607
Tell that to SassyNerdGurl, the blue-haired, thick-rimmed glasses wearing "nerd culture" blogger and see if she cares desu

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>>51086622

>>51086093
I also drank the Dragon King & Gorm kool-aid. What's also going for it is that they're shipped much earlier as well.

my horrible secret is i never got my expansions from the first kickstarter delivered because i never responded to the survey thing for their delivery. because i PHYSICALLY RAN OUT OF SPACE TO STORE THINGS.

>>51083424
Pledge: $1100
Bank: $55k

>>51086927
Do you live inside a fridge or something? Perhaps an orbiting Russian space capsule?

I have trouble imagining anyone capable of being a hobbyist in the first place having a living situation where they cannot find a way to make room for a couple shoeboxes of stuff.

>>51086936
Not especially wise, but probably better than most backers. If that's your mini budget for the year or something, it's pretty reasonable; just don't go starting any 40K armies.

>>51087116
To be fair, the box of expansions like half a cubic yard or something, it seriously monstrous.

>>51087134
Pretty much this, I rarely buy miniatures, so this is basically a big splurge for some cool stuff.

>>51083424
pledge 300
bank 1000
regular wage 1000
regular expenses 650
mortgage 44k

>>51083600
>I pledge $1
Ha, so that way you!

Any idea when them surveys are being sent out? Sooner I fill mine out the sooner I'll feel less like a crack addict looking through these threads. Although I'm pretty sure I'm gonna trawl through them from now on to hear about some of the more entertaining stories of characters /tg/ has had.

Because of some life related reasons, can i still cancel my pledge now?

>>51087373
Also while I'm thinking about it I bought a slenderman expansion a while back for a painting competition, but still have all the expansion stuff, what sort of encounter is he?

>>51087373
I'm trying to remember how long it took for the pledge manager to come up on the first KS, I think that was a month or two.
But since Adam is using Backerkit this time, that should be quicker to set up, rather than building it by hand like the original was.

>my bank account still stay the same
What happened?

>>51087441
Nothing happened, looks like nobody was charged yet. We're what? 4th biggest KS in ever? processing might take a bit.

>>51087516
What happen if i delete my account now?

>>51087522
weird limbo bullshit I imagine, but I assume the request to charge has been forwarded to the various payment processors already, just not actually processed.

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>>51087522
Poots will send a squad of Bone Eaters with a picture of you to your location.

>>51087575
>gamble chest turn out to be shit
>fanfiction tier cards
>low quality minis because Poot need to mass produced using wage slave chink
>broken piece everywhere

>>51087621
>>low quality minis because Poot need to mass produced using wage slave chink
They are mass produced in china, but they're made by Wargames Factory, in plastic, so the quality is just fine.

>>51087621
The only broken piece I ever received was a broken in half whip from the Spidicules Expansion.
And I imagine that is easily fixed by simply glueing it together again.

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>>51082042
mod? what mod?

Iam one of those poorfags who will never have enough money to buy this game but I would like to play it. I dont even need miniatures and i wished they would release an alternate more cheaper version with just chips and cards so i could play the game.

If somebody scanned everything I probably could make my own version of the game. So I would be very thankfull for somebody who would scann all that stuff.

Glad for you all guys, i've dropped my pledge on the last day. I figured that its not worth IT for me overall, sure the minis are top notch, but i only really like around 15-20 ( from gamblers box and core) and bought myself tts on steam sale. I would probably Play the game by myself, because my gaming circlejerku prefers pnp rpgs. Im a little bit jelly, because i didnt throw away my cash on something this awsome in quite awhile. In the end i could get 10 other games/tabletops that will give more h/$, not to mention of conserving money that i would otherwise spend on taxes, sending, paints and other shit. I really Hope that this kickstarter will spawn more games that are so high quality in the future.

>>51087575
Yes please.

For those wondering about charges, KS seems to be a lot slower with it these days. I personally still haven't been charged for the Trudvang RPG which I backed a while ago, so you never know what could be behind delays on their end.

>>51087988
yeah, I miss not being charged a handful of seconds after a project closes.

>>51088009
Same, the anticipation of a sudden loss of dosh is a killer.

>>51078801
this is the thread it appeared in.
many laughs were had that night.
>https://yuki.la/tg/47286458

hey i actually remember that thread now. i even posted in it.

funny how poots found it so funny, yet nobody actually responded to it at the time. i couldnt even remember the thread and picture until i read my own comments.

So, now that the dust has settled and we know all the content, has anyone calculated the bare minimum number of required packs of Mage sleeves of each type to sleeve up absolutely everything?

>>51088173
>Mage sleeves
lmao

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>>51082096
Made me smile when I saw it.

>>51084956
>>51084799
>>51084710
>>51084516
So how much do you charge per mini at that level?

>>51088190
No, seriously.

>>51088190
so mage sleeves or mayday/swan sleeves?

though i might go with the coin sheet map for my gear.

>>51084956
This is really nice but you need some anime highlights on the hair

>>51088286
I'll be going with Mage for the Settlement Event and Location sleeves, the rest will be Swan Premium for the normal cards and Swan standard for the gear cards.

>>51088333
how many packs of those are you getting ?

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>>51081869
Try to beat me

>>51088350
For safety (because I'm fairly sure we don't need this many), I'm getting 4 packs of Settlement Event sleeves and 2 packs of Settlement Location sleeves.

For the rest, not sure yet.
The standard sizes are 100 per Premium pack, so 40 to 50 packs will be sufficient for everything.
The gear size are 160 per pack, and I currently have ~20 or so packs of those at home, so I won't need to buy more.

So is this general gonna stick forever now so we can share painting/gameplay/KS1.5 shipments? WIP is ultra-gay nowadays...

>>51088333
And you are choosing swan instead of mage because?

>>51088395
It's a general for the game, so of course you can.

>>51088406
Because my Core game is already entirely sleeved in Swan sleeves, and I'd like to keep things consistent across the lot of it.

>>51088417
Good thing to know it's not because they are cheaper or better than just pledging the Mage KS.

>>51088395
>So is this general gonna stick forever now
yes, most Generals do

>>51088430
I can say if they're better or not, and they are about the same price.
Swan Standard USA premium packs are $3.95 per pack of 100, the Mage ones are just below $2 per 50 on this KS.
The Swan Standard gear sleeves are $3.95 for 160, so slightly cheaper than Mage's offering.

>>51088395
Yeah it only really died off before the new kickstarter, now there's a fuck ton of hype to fuel it.

>>51088476
can't* say. Yeesh, need more coffee.

If anyone is interested is seeing this longform; metric shit ton of stuff.

Advanced Rulebook (Includes Philosophy of Death)
>40xMiniatures (counting Axefam as 3 and Papa+Kiddo as 1)
+1 Dead Survivor
>1 Nemesis Miniature
>+THE GAMBLER NEMESIS
2xPromo Gear Cards
9xRare Gear Cards [Includes 5 new Regal Armour cards]
9xGear Cards
1xArt Card
2xSecret Fighting Arts
11xFighting Arts
1xAdvanced Fighting Art
12xPhilosophy Cards
4xSettlement Events
2xDisorder Card
2xAdvanced Disorders
1xHunt Event
3xArmour Set Cards
1xTerrain Card
3-5 Feels Minions
+"New Bone Gear"
+Savage Bone Gear
+"A Bunch of Cards" for Scouts of Death.
+A Bunch of Santa Nemesis stuff.
+New Resource Cards
+"Encounters are how you armour sets!"
+5 Innovations+Food Innovation Tree

>>51088476
Hmm, what's the exact dimensions of the cards? I'm thinking about re-purposing M:tG penny sleeves.
Mostly because I can buy them locally without shipping fees.

>>51088494
*Herb Gatherer/Romantic Fighting Arts+Gear only counted as 1 card each.

>>51088494
>2.5 dollaridoo per mini
Hahaha, it's almost like I'm shopping at Mantic.

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>>51085808
If 4chan is gonna be represented, I'd like it to be as a faceless nemesis encounter in a suit. Just wondering if you could persuade Poots.

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>>51085808
I like the idea of the classic "No image available" interpretation of the Anon

If the related card could have a line in
>greentext
it would also be a nice touch.

>>51088607
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>>51088607
Shiny

>>51082916
That is exactly what you'd be doing if you suddenly lost your dick and found you're now the proud owner of a fully functional pussy.

Fingers, anon. Those are fingers. That's the Loincloth of Clitrubbing.

>>51084137
>Dongs are tucked way down by the legs
I wish, it'd be easier to buy pants.

>>51084444
Quads of death.

>>51088388
is that why you dont back the undead pledge? since you already have a ton of sleeves.

>>51087738
Iain Bain IN DA HOUSE!

>>51084545
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>>51084524
I think the more pressing question is what anyone with money is doing in Zambia.

>>51088913
Probably because in Zambia you only need like $3 to get enough food for a month.

>>51088913
Money laundering, duh.

>>51084599
>not getting the Gamblers Chest
Literally retarded

>>51083424
$800


.........$100

>>51086403
+1