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If space Nazi's traveled to other planets, what would they

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If space Nazi's traveled to other planets, what would they do if they met aliens?
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gas them
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1. Learn all there is to learn about alien species
2. Are they similar to the constant 'outside threat' we have been telling our people about (Jews, Muslims, Furries)? If Y, go to 5. If N, go to 3.
3. Are they at least advanced enough so that an alliance is beneficial? If Y, go to 4. If N, go to 5.
4. Can we stab 'em inna back once they've outlived their usefulness? If Y, go to 6. If N, go to 5 (or 6, depending on available intelligence)
5. Nuke 'em.
6. Praise them as allies. (Backstabbing optional)
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>>51073683
Depends on the alien, depends on the space nazis in question.

Seriously, people seem to forget that the Nazis and the Soviet Union were de-facto allies before Operation Barbarossa, and that the Third Reich actually asked the Soviets to formally enter the war as an equal partner in the Axis.

This is on top of the Nazis allying themselves with the Italians (who they considered a lesser race), the Japanese (same) etc.

Fascism =/= the state not following the normal pattern of diplomacy all non-fascist states do. Ideology is effectively meaningless in terms of diplomatic relations between countries - hence the US, devout supporters of Israel, are the most important ally of Saudi Arabia, which criminalizes not being a practicing muslim.
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Best case scenario, if they somehow make a cloning facility, They make Clone-Troopers ala SW I-III

Worst case scenario they make a cloning facility, but make clone troopers ala Grineer in warframe.
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)

>>51075840
Could be one or the other.
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>>51073683
I know this isn't a direct answer, but this reminds me of a section from The Man in the High Castle. An in-universe satire show has a skit where a high-ranking Nazi official (I think it was Göring, but it's been a while) lands on Mars with the Nazi space program and makes contact with martians. When they are unable to prove to him that their grandparents on both sides were all aryan, he phones back to Earth and informs the rest of the Nazis that Mars is populated by Jews.

That probably gets the tone across at least, in a political cartoon sort of way.
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>>51073683
Maybe the Thule society would worship them as Space Turbo Aryans, depending on how advanced they are comparatively.
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Pretty much what happened to the nips at the end of The Man in the High Castle.
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>>51073683
You just have to look at the imperium
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>>51074544
>Muslims
>threat to the Nazis
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>>51074646
This in reality.

>>51078310
>I have never critically studied history
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>>51078599
>satire

I even went out and said that I wasn't sure if it was directly relevant. Plus, being from a work of fiction based on an alternate history setting which even in the book is made out to be fantastical does necessarily limit its historical accuracy.
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>>51074544
Don't want to get too /pol/, but historical Nazis actually loved Muslims. Or, at least recruited them and major elements of the leadership sincerely considered Islam to be compatible with Nazism and in many ways superior to Christianity. They thought the promise of religious vindication for death in battle was brilliant, and saw early, expansionist Islam as a good model for an empire built on ideology.
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Die horribly and possibly cause the extinction of mankind.

The nazis already sacrificed Germany because "the German people had failed the Nazi ideals". When faced with superior aliens, the Nazis would do the same shit... on a global scale.
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>>51080374
They weren'r intending to have religion eventually,
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