file name thread.

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>>50962157

dayum it reminded me about Asanagi's doujin .

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When the boss wizard has no more spells/mana/charges

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>>50962157

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"-Roll Improvised weapons
+It is a crit..."

>>50962433
Nice filename, not being sarcastic

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>>50962297
1000 years old smug girls are miracle of the universe.
Even if girls (male).

>>50962297
I like the art style, but I see the tags and I'm like NOPE.

>>50962588
All you needed to see is Fatal Pulse.

>>50962588
Welcome to every Asanagi's doujin ever.
Actually some of them are not that bad.
Actually, this one is not that bad either if you realize the body is disposable simulacrum, there's no "real" harm done

>>50962433
>Warhammer- Kingdom Hearts crossover.

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>>50962486
Thank you.

>>50962588
What're the tags?

>>50962756
Given >>50962655 I'd imagine it's guro shit.

>>50962612
Danke Dankei Revolution is a masterpiece, though.

>>50962756
>>50962778
Rape, aphyxiation, mindbreak.

>>50962433
+10 to wood

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>>50962756

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>>50962778
I hate when that shit happens.
>see innocent looking cover
>click it
>guro tags, guro tags everywhere

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>>50962797
Sounds like a most enjoyable little doujin.

>>50962797
Occasional bestiality and violent rape on the side.

>>50962791
Agreed.

>>50962822
>emotionless sex
I dunno why but that's the one that turned me off the most.

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>>50962359

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>>50962825
It can be quite misleading sometimes. You'd have a thing tagged with "snuff" just because there's some mook dying off-screen, or a short action scene, even if no harm comes to the main characters. (>pic related)

I mean, specifically for Fatalpulse it's pretty safe bet that when the tag is there it's there for a reason. But in general you should not let that automatically discourage you.

>>50962951
If you'ren't into guro and other extreme stuff it it is better tread carefully around it, otherwise you'll be fapping to https://exhentai.org/g/13943/5bb7a41771/ and expect a happy ending.

>>50963038
>>50963049
S2 when?

>>50962841
>tfw not enough ayako doujins ever
cryin' shame

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>>50962797
Ans a use of magic/alchemy to create sex saves. Not something you see often written/drawn enough.

>>50963087
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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>>50963001
a sad panda?

>>50963003
>pic

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>>50963155
>a sad panda?

It is probably better for you if don't ever learn how to get past it.

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>>50963185
oh I do, just making a joke,

>>50963155
>>50963185
Listen to this man. The panda guards delights not meant for good folk.

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>>50962297
>>50962588
>>50962655
>>50962822

I love his art style... why can't he draw something tender and vanilla for once.

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>>50963155
>a sad panda?
Yes.

>>50963215
The circle knows what feeds it.

>>50963222
>>50963185
>>50963213
easiest way to get around it that works for most is to just change the exhentai for g.e-hentai

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>>50963215
I feel you, brother.

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>>50963215

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>>50963259
most what the fuck thing I've seen today.

>>50963288
Sci Fi in nutshell.

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>>50963259

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>>50963256
With those tags you ain't gonna see it on g.e-hentai.

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>>50963358
yeah, I did actually.

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>>50963422
Related

>>50963250
That's actually kind of cool, what's that from?

>>50962251
Is Mayonnaise an Instrumentality?

>>50963231
>trying to pick a warded lock
Nope, no intelligence here.

>>50963155
I see you cannot pass the fjords. Until you bath in pure waters once more, you won't ever be able to try again

>>50963049
>>50963038
Source?

>>50963600
Looks like Sabagebu!.

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>>50963600
Sabagebu

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>>50963497

Hai to Gensou no Grimgar.

It's pretty cool and mature for anime series.

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>>50963644

>>50963259
I truly respect Asanagi for making an Alf joke out of Asobi ni Iku Yo!

>>50963412
Shit that's a lot for just having two cards in your hand.
Is it really hard to get a tier 4 monster on the field?
Do you need to have the other monsters in your hand, or just in your deck?
Or is YuGiOh just (as yahzee would call it) a shit game for twats?

>>50963644
Okay this makes me geniunely curious as to how there can be a "shortage of sperm"

>>50963712

99% of the population is autistic neckbeards, women still insist on high standards.

>>50963712
This is actually fairly common in dystopian or post-apocalyptic sci-fi, usually due to background radiation from the Great War or whatever. It's not that the sperm itself is rare, just that the vast majority of sperm isn't viable.

It's Japan, though, so all bets are off there.

>>50963712
Massive "no-fap" campaigns.

Not jerking off on a weekly basis actually damages your sperm quality.

>>50963712
Well, recent studies show that due to various effects of modern lifestyle (both overuse of the benefits and side effects of related pollution) increase infertility rate in humans. Extrapolate from there.

>>50963412
Oh, man. It doesn't have the end! It turns out that he is facing an old school player that had Exodia in his hand and completely wipes the floor.

>>50963772
What about a daily basis?

>>50963784
Gotta love all that fine dust from fossil fuels.

Gives you cancer, gives you asthma, lowers your immune system, gives you bad sperm and it spreads more radioactivity than all the nuclear power plants in the world.

>>50963802
As long as you clean out the pipes once a week you're good.

More isn't necessary, but a lot more fun.

>>50963803
>More radioactivity
Isn't that only coal?

>>50963815
Is there too much to the tune of 3 or 4 times per day?

>>50963803
Don't forget that various types of pesticides have turned out to function as xenoestrogens in humans.

>>50963230
Nanashi's Naruto doujins are even more hilarious than Fatalpulse doing what they do.

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>>50963796
Don't you mean he chains Torrential and completely BTFOs the deck?

>>50963683
If that triggers you, you probably shouldn't look at anything YGOwise that was made before 2010.

>>50963822
Last time I checked, coal was a fossil fuel, yes.

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>>50963892
Is that a boy sailor or a girl sailor?

>>50963892
>Navy
>F-15

>>50963340
>Broodwich
>This mysterious object from hell cannot be deconstructed or taken apart except for when it can.
>It is the most delicious sandwich in the world except for that it lacks bacon and has sun-dried tomatoes. Which might be a bonus to some but others might think it's kind of annoying.
>Anyone who consumes the broodwich is instantly taken to an alternate dimension where Jerry shows up.
>Jerry is always about 10 levels higher than the PC who eats it and he has an axe.
>If the PC's merely taken a bite of the broodwich he's only teleported there long enough for Jerry to threaten him.
>If he eats all of it then he's teleported there permanently.
>If the PC deconstructs the broodwich a mysterious voice will force him to either marry a skeleton or have brain surgery where he (in his lobotomized form) will obey all of the voices commands which will mostly be to finish off the Broodwich so Jerry can kill him.
>The Session ends before Jerry can do it.

>>50963840
Nanashi should stick to immortal smug, that's what he does best.

>>50963942
The plane was your tipoff? Not the goddamn Rocky Mountains?

>>50963430
I laughed

>>50963827
christ, anon

give your poor dick a rest

>>50963978
>Navy recruit gets transferred.

>>50963640

It is really good compared to its alternative, but not without fault.

What annoyed me was how the level of abstraction got all mixed up.

>>50964035
It demands to fap.

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>>50963978

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Air_Station_Fallon

No I didn't know about this place off the top of my head.

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>>50963422
>New_Vegas.jpg

>>50963939
man, I don't even know what that comic's about now

>>50963827
I've done this. It's not good for your willy, starts to hurt if you keep it up; The skin gets damaged.

>>50963950
did you come up with this?
what's wrong with sun dried tomatoes?
what happens if you add uncursed bacon and then eat?

>>50964214
>Broodwich

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4dghan

>>50964202
Your cock skin must of inferior quality, mine has withstood it for a decade now.

>>50963950
>Only Article on the Broodwich found in the deep stores of some arcane library
>It is the Broodwich
>Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre
>Baked by Beelzebub
>Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman
>Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow
>Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
>Also has Dijon mustard on it.

>>50962840
Holy shit this church is right by my house.
Do you live here anon?

>>50963950

Its Jerry Seinfeld right?

>>50964035
I used to fap like 9 times a day now I'm down to like 3-4

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>>50964076
I liked that it went with the "trapped in a fantasy world" without being another "trapped in an MMO."
Sure, it brought up classes and levels and stuff, but all that could be applied to P&P RPGs. I also liked that when the characters needed to learn skills, they didn't just press a button. They had to go through a week-long crash course from their class trainer.
I also loved the water color backgrounds.
It is a very slow-burn series though. So if you thought a show like Lodoss's breakneck pace went too fast for you, Grimgar is a good choice.

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>>50964414

Grimgor was literally a cautionary tale on aggro control.

>>50963610
Prachett references always deserve a (you)

>>50963942
It's okay, that's the joke.

>>50963222
>underrated filename.jpg
>kek.jpg

>>50964510
I would feel more proud about it if it were not repost of something I came up with weeks ago.

>>50962951

I feel like with a good enough gm your characters will always descend down the slippery slope of humanity. Seeing so much horrible shit over the course of the campaign that what was once bad in the PC's eyes is now nothing more then a guilty pleasure or needed survival. The system makes a real good point about how hard it is to justify a balanced moral code when you need to drain people just to live.

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>>50964529
>weeks
That shit's been getting posted for over a year.

>>50964414

I felt like the the fact they called it skills broke the immersion.

Like the first few fights were very good and realistic, as in the weapons had weight etc.

Then they called about skills, it broke some immersion for me. Maybe they should have shown the training.

Or explained why the skills were impressive because most of the time, they weren't. I mean, the hunter chick's first skill is literally a side ways cut.

>>50964543
>check the file
>November 2015
fuck

>>50964492
wtf ??? Source ???

>>50964492
Source?
>>50964563
Those eggs look like shit.

>>50964492
damn son, what the name ?

>>50964593
>>50964595
Pretty sure that's Legend of Galactic Heroes. It's a long tale of power struggle and chivalry in space.

>>50964617
Yes, there's a Title button next to the webm that gives the name if you use 4chanX.
Also, that's episode 51, less than halfway through the series.

>>50962157
He was right, he did contract stupidity.

>>50964380
I'm you, anon. Posting photographs you don't remember taking when I take walks out to entertain myself while you nap.

>>50964646
I, but... Tyler?

>>50964617
>>50964627
Thanks, i'm downloading the 110 episodes in bluray right now.

>>50964660
It's all on youtube if you want to watch

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>itt vanillafags whom can't even fap to some asanagi
When the hell did /tg/ get so... so... boring?

I bet you fuckers think like, chimosaku or pip or ShindoL are extreme.

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>>50964593
>>50964595
>>50964614

All of these fucking millennials who don't know Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

You goddamn fucking children.

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>>50963259
Now I want Sauce, Out of Sheer horrid curiosity, to see if this shit is real.

Sorry for being terrible.

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>>50963258
"loli prolapse" is the most romantic tag combination.

>>50963803
If a nuclear plant is spreading radioactivity in the first place something has gone horribly wrong

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>>50964786

>>50964846
Picks a class by paying respects?

>>50964786
I see what you did there >>50950688

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>>50964875
Both those are my posts. I posted the crop and the mod got salty because his loli waifu was getting fucked by orcs.

>>50963477
13/10 woukd conquer the Holy Land with

>>50962910
I think
>necrophilia
might have something to do with the emotionlessness

>>50962798
kek'd

>>50962910
>>emotionless sex
There's two ways you can have that
One - being used here - is complete disregard for personal well being, heartbroken surrender to the circumstances, sort of I don't care what happens to me anymore.
The other is to show just how much above the situation you are, playing along because reasons but not because you particularly like it.

I'd say the latter put in the right circumstances actually can make things better.

>>50963475
Love the water wings.

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>>50964035
3 to 4 is a lot? Huh.

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>>50962798

>>50964492
Space Battleship?

>>50965193
Completely missed that.

Back when I was little, I had this clever idea that if wearing two of those makes my poor swimming passable, wearing four of them would make me a good swimmer. So I put another pair on my legs...

>>50965350
No. Boku no Pico.

>>50963525
You got a snort and a snicker out of me you clever fucker.

>>50964549
I giggled

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>>50963158
why do they always have to kill poor Vasquez?

>>50962811
Politicake

>>50963475
she is kind of cute...
>what am I doing with my life...

>>50963610

As much as it would hurt to make the books unusable, you know some fucker would pull it all down.

>>50965724
By some fucker you mean yourself?

>>50965724
There's probably a metal support structure running through them or something like that.

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>>50965724
they are probably at least glued together, probably have a rod through the center of it.

>>50962841
>years have passed
>even as EMIYA this fuck just ain't picking up what others put down

>>50965963
Should be failed sense motive, I think

>>50965963
D'awww.

>>50966012
The little one knows.
She doesn't mind.

>>50965963
I'm not getting the reference

>>50965963
>optional quest rewards.jpg

>>50965963
What is this from? I feel like I should recognize it.

>>50966095
I think it's Murcielago.

>>50966053

>>50964776

>>50962157
So, he spend his unnaturally long life trying to develop an appearance in which his horrible personality would become bearable?

>>50966110
Lies and slander. Kuroko would never... pick a fruit before it's ripe, so to speak.

>>50966119
I never said it was a short term plan.

>>50962730
Mother fucker this one got me

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>>50964720
>All of these fucking millennials who don't know Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
Its pretty popular on /a/ desu.

>>50965613
Signing yourself away to horrible fish monsters.

>>50966129
What can I say, Kuroko is not a nice people.
But Minako is the real monster.

>>50966151

At this point, I think that would be a better plan.

>>50964790
the fuck am i reading?

>>50966181
Oh sure, it's great for a couple years until your wife turns into a street shark. Not much to do in Innsmouth anyways. Or breathe, assuming you lack gills during one of the wierder town festivals.

Kind of like the moon but more slimy.

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>>50963185
>>50963213

The sad panda also provides sanctuary for some sweet vanilla stuff that gets removed from other places due to copy-right claims and such.

>>50964150
Elfin Lied, pretty damn good chinese comic

>>50963477
>tfw guinea pig died recently
It always makes me smile to see one so happy ;w;

>>50962346
>Paladin
>When it's clearly a Witcher

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>>50966263
could be a Sword of the Cross.

>>50965963
Congratulations, you gained a Murderous Loli as an NPC companion.

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>>50966292
Alt picture for that filename.

>>50966028
True enough I suppose. New chapters when, I need more of her in my life

>>50966456
>New chapters when
Now we're asking the real questions

>>50966226
Unfortunately not. Ex abides by the DMCA's Jewcob puts out. That, or I lost the ability to find some of Tsukino Jyougi's works and the Wani stuff. Tsumino has Fakku stuff though

>>50965508
The fact that the skull looks like it had started to heal always freaks me out.

>>50965824
Wtf is that picture from.

>>50962797
Hot.

>>50962840
Seems like my kind of church.

>>50963644
>>50963654
Source, if anyone else was interested.
Oohashi Takayuki] World Is Mine
http://www.doujinshi.rocks/oohashi-takayuki-world-is-mine-english-xenexegenesis/

>>50966230
It's Ubel Blatt, actually

>>50964150
I don't think anybody really does. Fucking fairies, man. Fairies with swords for blood.

>>50966669
Shit, you're right. I'm not sure how I switched those names in my mind.

>>50964593
>>50964595
>>50964614
>>50965350
Legend of the Galactic Heroes, you fuck.

It's a really, really long show from the pre-millenium era where anime was actually good. It's basically one of the best examples of Space Opera ever made.

>>50966137
/a/, /m/ and even /tg/ used to discus it all the time. Years ago.

>>50966688
Incidentally, the first three novels are available from Amazon. Don't know when the translation on the fourth will be done.

>>50964414
Source?

Is this the old D&D cartoon?

>>50966115
No, he just completely stopped giving a shit

>>50966669
I would have liked for the king to betray my expectations and not immediately die. He was a total champ, and also not an androgynous young boy.

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>>50964699
>If it's not torture porn it's boring

Nice opinion chum.

>>50966720
Learn to read fucking metadata. Or click the fucking title button. Or use fucking Google.
Fuck.

>>50966720
Record of Lodoss War, so in a way you're right.

>>50966688
I never got why people jack off LoGH so much, I found it pretty boring. Megazone 23 was much better.

>>50963250
Why are those animus bullying duane?

>>50966755
It's a compelling character-driven drama with interesting themes, conflict between individuals with complex personalities that have both emotional and moral depth, told in a very dramatic and larger-than-life fashion.

Maybe opera just isn't your thing?

>>50966737
Sort of threw my expectations for a loop when they were like 'Oh, the emperor isn't here. He stopped being depressed and went to take on a fortress by himself', and then he actually did it. I was pretty hyped. Then it got worse again.

Though I do sort of like the horrifying biomagic vs old fashioned elbow grease thing they have going on. It's an interesting take on dark fantasy, even if it does get a little shounen in some places.

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>>50966464
ask /u/. They usually have a thread up about lesbian alucard.

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>>50966837
If it weren't so erratic it'd be better. They keep jumping forward from plot to plot when I'd rather see more world/character building shit.

probably just a result from being a published comic with deadlines, but the setting's interesting enough to make it annoying

>>50966755
Thanks, the paladin here looks very similar to the official D&D cartoon.

>>50967001
What an idiot.

>>50964563
hahaha the live action adaptation

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>>50966989
>mfw little witch academia became a series this 2017

>>50967106
did he stick a taser on the seat

that's one way to get revenge on those faggots who steal bikes

>>50967117
wrong, but the correct amount of letters.

six letters for "steals bikes".

>>50967112
Yeah but it's hitting the reset button and the movies will be non-canon side stories.

>>50967122
>those faggot nigger monkey sambos who steal bikes*

>>50967149
well there goes my crossword

>>50967106
There's another, far more amusingly violent one where a guy had a bike on a steep incline and a small, strong chain of appreciable length
The would-be thief builds up a good amount of speed going down the slope, exactly as long as the chain is

>>50963215
It's a fact of nature that the artists that draw the cutest things are either really vanilla or really fucking not.

>>50967168 (me)
I suppose the polite thing to do would be link it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLBvXnGo8fw

>>50962840
I'm dying.

>>50967153
I wanted to add in darkies but that was seven letters

>>50964556
Barbaric knowledge vs royal knowledge

>>50964776
The thought of Ashley Tisdale in lesbian porn makes me happy

>>50967001
Good riddence

>>50967181
It's like baiting animals.

>>50963330
>Samael, The Strongest Hobbit, was born to Martha and Tomlin Greenthumb in their tenth year of marriage. Where other hobbits preferred a life full of the simple pleasures of farming, eating, and idle conversation, Samael could be found scaling trees and wrestling the bears he had tamed through prior wrestling.

>Unfortunately, after years of warning townsfolk not to aggravate his tamed bears, Darren Riverwash was badly mauled one afternoon by one of Samael's tamed bears. Samael claimed that Daisy would only attack when provoked, but Darren claimed otherwise. After many days of chilly silence, the Mayor intervened and decided to hear the case from both parties.

>Feeling he could not win and that Daisy would be forcibly evicted from the Greenthumb estate, Samael did the only thing he thought sensible. Under cover of night, he took Daisy to live with a nearby Druid he had met while attempting to wrestle an Ent. With Daisy now safe from any verdict the Mayor could pass, Samael set off to collect the money needed to treat Darren's wounds and restore peace amongst their families. Even though it was Darren's fault, lying shit...


How'd I do?

>>50967332
But muh thug lives matter

>>50966489
He failed a healing skill check.

>>50967385
If there was a curve in the road, you could probably dig out a pit to knock them all into.

>>50966478
All I know is that I had a few pretty vanilla doujins that got taken off of ge-hentai for whatever reason, but are still on Ex.

>>50963330
> Bio: Samual was born with a special power, he was stronger than all his neighbours at hobbiton fighting academy, he served in the Rivendel military fighting Sauron and in the final battel against sauron they were fighting and sauron turned him to the darkness and smauel turned against Elrond and killed him. he lost a part of his soul in the battle which is why he doesn't not have normal eyes, pls stop PMing me asking me why that's why, also long eyelashes aren't gurly fuck you samwisegamgee663 everyone knos your a fuckin dwarven scammer fagot

>>50966814
Because he is too good for this world.

>>50967402
You could also combine the two methods and put tasers in the handlebars. Tasers make muscles clench involuntarily so you could make them eat shit face first every time.

>>50964770
Perfect

>>50964563
>tfw I posted in the original thread

Remembering my /b/ years makes me both laugh and cringe in equal parts.

>>50964563
Almost sweet,
until you realize that the many pictures on the wall are her, and the POV is her captor/rapist

>>50964879
S-sauce?

>>50967001
>and now we can't have fingers
You can have fingers. Don't use them to steal shit, and don't use them to threaten someone who's got an actual gun and trained to shoot in such a situation.

>>50966489
Unless he had flexible putty bones that shit has absolutely been healing and for quite some time.

Either that or was born hellishly deformed.

Or its some seriously fucked up cancer.

>>50967860
There is a super rare disease that slowly replaces your muscles with bone until you die painfully.

>>50967906
Sounds pretty fucking metal. What if you survive using robo-muscles? You'd become a living skeleton.

>>50967910
There're a couple of pretty important muscles that are fairly hard to replace.

Also, that disease basically replaces the normal scarring of muscle with bone... so less a living skeleton and more solid bone man.

>>50967860
It's definitely cancer. Just look at the way the side on our left of the upper jaw is folding under the right. You wouldn't get that with a quick blow. That would have been growing for years and been incredibly painful the whole time.

>>50967928
even if you could replace them, that's like total reconstructive surgery and all the wonderful potential complications from adding foreign shit into your body/drilled into your bones

>>50964758

Victim Girls 10. Don't bother though, years ago I got into a search to check if it good comedy or something (for a hentai, at least) but the Alf thing is the only fun thing.

It's your run-of-the-mill raep Chinese cartoon.

>>50967942
The problem is, when you cut in to the body in any way, the disease builds more bone. If you bruise the muscle in any way. Builds more bone.
So surgery would do nothing but make it worse.

>>50967928
B O N E M A N
>>50967942
CYBER UNIT B-043