>for this coming year, replace all instances of dragons, wyverns,

>>50961051
Players think you've got a really weird fetish/obsession and leave.

Or worse.

>get job to deal with flying monster that spits fire and eats villagers
>group agrees, learned wizard assumes the monster is a dragon, based on reports that it steals gold and flies off into the mountains
>reach the beast's lair, fighting off goblins and other nuisances guarding the abode
>reach the final chamber
>"The beast lies upon a mountain of gold coins and trinkets - a huge black cock."

>>50961051
the amount of cock jokes increases at least 10 times

>>50961155
this, infinite cock-related jokes

>>50961169
Unlimited cock works.