>tfw not an NPC with plethora of reasons to get drunk http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0340.html
>pic unrelated
>>50956863
Oh, but you ARE npc. Most people wouldn't even be the main character in a movie about their own lives.
>>50956863
>implying PCs cannot readily find a reason to get drunk
>>50956863
>>50956880
>implying Im not drunk right now
>>50956873
Isn't it kind of impossible to not be the main protagonist of a story specifically about you, to the point where it tracks your dreams and other things that involve nobody besides you?