>Sea monsters can easily be avoided by staying away from large

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>>50943138

LIve on the large bodies of giants to avoid both?

>>50943138
Go into SPACE?

>>50943138
...tentacle porn?

>>50943193
The general problem with avoiding location monster by going to differentlocation is that then you got to deal with the differentlocation monsters instead.

>>50943232

What about that location without monsters?

>>50943138
mmmm paella de marisco con pulpo

>>50943138

That looks delicious.

>>50943291

Are you a pirate?

>>50943138
>actually saving pictures from reddit

>>50943256
It's pretty crowded.

>>50943407
>tumblr in the filename
>9gag in the corner

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>>50943138
>Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
NARNIA, MAN IT'S HAPPENIN'!

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Where do you go to avoid the monster inside of you?

>>50943590
Books and video games, mainly.

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>>50943407

>not redditing your flickrs so their 9gags isn't tumblrisible

>>50943291

What? really? even the pineapples on it

>>50943138

Take large sections of the land and put them into large bodies of water, thus decreasing largest possible territory of any monster?

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>>50943138
What are you gonna do, when the flying monsters come after you?

>>50943256
No such thing. Even if you avoid the wildlife, you can't avoid man, the worst monster of them all.

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>>50943177
Seduce a sea monster and then live inside her like one of those angler fish?

>>50943590
Anywhere that sells alcohol.

>>50943193
Space monsters, anon.

>>50944237
thatr's just a aquatic Tyranid lifeform

>>50944237
I'm pretty sure that upon having sex, the male angler fish literally melds into the body of the female (which is like 50x his size), becoming a useless appendage upon her form. That's not exactly "inside."

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autistics can be avoided by staying away from dens of autism

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>>50946120

>>50943256
>location without monsters
I don't follow.

>>50947740
>I don't follow.

Plot twist: You cannot follow because you are a monster.

>>50947766
Holy crow you're new!

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>>50947766
plot twist: there is a monster inside all of us

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>>50943193
>>50943232
>>50944673

>Space Monsters.

Man, FUCK Space Monsters; I'd rather deal with the monsters I do know than have anything to do with any sort of Space Monsters. Even something as simple and non-monstrous as a human skeleton is cranked up to 11 when it's an Astronaut skeleton.
When it's an Astronaut skeleton, but you don't KNOW it's an Astronaut skeleton and they're walking over to the air-lock door to get back inside, but you can't see their skeleton face until it's too late because they've got their fucking sun visor on and you just think you're letting in a normal non-skeleton person when you open the sealed door for them.

FUCK. I canNOT handle Space Monsters.

>>50943138
It may be worth noting that Dagon was spotted off the coast of Antarctica earlier this year.

https://www.rt.com/viral/347175-kraken-monster-found-antarctic/

>>50943590
The realm of the dead?

>>50950236
You really think it's Dagon?

>>50947766
did i just enter the scary door

>>50950036
Oh, you don't know the worst of it. You know that the soviets experimented with necromancy in the space program?
I mean, no flesh = less weight = more DeltaV, right?
You need a necromancer up there to control them, but they can work outside without suits, don't need food or radiation shielding, and can resist acceleration Gs pretty much indefinitely. They even sent a bunch of them to Mars, to prep a base for the 'first' mission.
Turns out, Mars wasn't dead. Whatever's still alive there was a powerful necromancer, and now it knows we're here.

There's also the space krakens, space whales, the constant risk of finding a von neumann probe set loose by some long-lost civillisation, and the like.

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>>50944691

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>>50951133
>There's also the space krakens, space whales, the constant risk of finding a von neumann probe set loose by some long-lost civillisation, and the like.

Space whales and Space squids I can handle.
The sight and majesty of natures overwhelming, impassable will to develop organisms that can even persist in the vacuum of space is something that I'd cherish forever in their non-traditional, zero gravity, star-faring, cosmic beauty.
The information we could learn about space travel from studying organisms native to the vacuum of space would be staggering.

Nazi Space Liches on the Moon however are something I want absolutely nothing to do with.
Seeing some horrifying, empty-eyed, floating, frozen mummy slowly floating 10 inches off the ground as it hovers over to the domed environment like some kind of undead obelisk.

Worse yet if it doesn't do anything immediate- it just camps outside there, perpetually floating in place, summoning ghosts from the past to haunt the dome. Never mind that the unsuperstitious people who don't believe in magic can't SEE the fucking thing, so they just think 1/3rd of the crew is becoming psychotic thinking all these "spooky" happenings are just coincidental before it's too late.

>>50950875
Well, it doesn't look like Cthulhu. Who else would it be?