A different sort of thread for you, /tg/: What sort of person

Grey Jedi

>>50888056

As a salesman in real life... I'd probably be a fairly ordinary trader piloting a freighter with a distaste for the Republic and hokie old religions.

One of those flying space Jews that are immune to charm person

>>50888056
Something like Han Solo, but with a slower ship and not a whole lot going on.

>>50888056

I would remain human.

I would actually prefer not to have force powers, but if i'm force sensitive i guess that is alright.

I would rather not be a Jedi. I honestly don't like the Jedi very much. Designated good guys they may be, but i disagree with most of their teachings. I'd rather not be sith. Just one forgotten force sensitive someone outside the core worlds.

I'd get myself a nice nine to five job if i could.

If i was aware of my abilities i would probably avoid using them unless it was necessary cause i don't wanna call attention to myself.

Honestly i probably wouldn't be very different from who i am already, i'd just be in star wars and i'd get to try my hand at romancing alien women and not just human women.

Also, you should really specify era, because that makes a big difference. I imagine many anons answers would change depending on era, i know mine would. I am assuming you mean pre jedi purge era of the republic, but you could mean Old Republic like in the pic, or Empire. If it were either of those my choices would change.

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To answer my own question, I'd probably want to be a Jedi consular...traveling around solving problems judiciously. I'd lose my temper, give in to anger and get a "taste" of the Dark Side, corrupting myself. If I don't really lose it and end up getting people killed, I'd get kicked out of the Order, and end up in a desk job somewhere, using my meager Force powers to try and "do what good I can" while I look up at the sky in regret.

>>50888121
If force sensative, I would be branded a sith yet never walk with them. Passion is power, restraint is peace, but peace is easily broken.

If not, R&D for whoever lets me keep my head down the farthest, I would stand for nothing and decry nothing for fear of the magic supernatural religious fanatics running around.

Probably chewbacca like mechanic who hangs out with his buddies, getting up to wild shit around the fringes.

Pretty much already do this as the poorest member of my friends but I know how to work on vehicles, electricity and work as a nurse.

>>50888272
Probably some low life who uses the force to cheat when gambling.

>>50888272
I'm a workin' joe myself. I have tremendous respect for people who know how to make things work, and who have the selflessness to take care of others too.

>>50888056
>You gain Force Awareness, or have Force powers
I'd rather have a stand. Could I get a stand?

>>50888289
I'm with this guy. Preferably me with force powers and just kinda slum around using them to survive. Also, space drugs.

I find it interesting the number of people in this thread who want to lay low. Hehe.

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>>50888056
I look pretty much like prequel Anakin, so I'd probably be an autistic sith with Mary sue level force powers and power armor.

>Human
>Force Powers
>Something involving tech

Prolly end up doing maintenance work of a ship. Would keep my head down until the inevitable moment where the captain decides to sign the wrong contract. Ship gets boarded. Cue daring escape.

>>50888056

I remain Human and take Force Sensitivity.

I don't become a Jedi because I don't have the willpower to follow that kind of lifestyle. Instead, I just become a very skilled engineer with the help of my latent Force abilities.

The vast majority of Force Sensitives in Star Wars receive no training and simply become very adept at their chosen vocations.

>>50888503
Hello Hayden.

I guess I'd be a human doctor, that's pretty cool considering the level of tech in the SWverse. Being a jedi on top of that could be pretty awesome
Now that I think of it, I wonder what's their treatment for depression and other mental illness.

So what time period are we in when we're thrust into the Galaxy?

>>50888686
>treatment for depression and other illnesses
ADVENTURE

Also, your job is terminated and you are replaced with a droid.

If you are depressed in SW universe you probably become a really crappy sith.

>>50888758
shit

They do have doctors though, right?

I'd probably end up with Kreia's backstory: someone who's more interested in figuring out what's going on with the Force than with keeping the faith. I doubt I'd arrive at Nietzscheanism (though that's not the most unreasonable interpretation) so I doubt I'd be mistaken for Sith.

>>50888769
they do http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor

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>>50888714
not germane to this exercise.
>>50888503
>power armor
damn, son. (pic related)
Remember what I said about the Force sweeps you along on ITS path -- a beautiful and proud young Jedi would be riding the razor's edge between Hero and Villain, also ADVENTURE
>>50888376
A stand? You mean a big piece of plastic that goes up your butt and helps keep you upright?Damn Son! (pic related)
>>50888272
ADVENTURE would come knocking on your door about every week.
>>50888172
>era
not germane to this exercise
>not just human women
Damn Son! (pic related) you're going to need penicillin
>>50888068
>grey Jedi
Nobody likes you. You're constantly getting written-up, no matter who you work for. But damn, it feels good knowing you're right.

>>50888056
>have Force powers
fuck & steal my way from planet to planet on a ship i've turned into a harem of mind controlled fuck-puppets. have R-units with the antigrav option to ferry me about on a covered litter.
Alos i'd wax an ewok and buttfuck it

>>50888056
>What sort of person would YOU be in the Star Wars universe? Not a roleplaying character, but you yourself, knowing yourself as you do, with your own strengths, talents and flaws....?
>you could become any race
Make your mind OP, because I'd be a fucking wookie.

>>50888876

I'm gonna need a whole lot more than penicillin, but it'll be worth it. Probably. I just wanna face fuck a twi'lek while using their leku as handles.

>>50889113
mein nigger.

yeah, not gonna lie, thats the first thing that came to mind too.

Idunno what id do. probably sign up to be some kind of techie for the empire. I think its about time humans made a place for themselves in the galaxy, no longer being repressed by alien scum. (and id have to hide my alien fetish from my superiors)

if were talking old republic, then probably someting a little more scientific, maybe terraforming planets for habitation or some such, anything to get me closer to some sweet sweet alien poon.

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>>50888876
>grey Jedi
>right

>>50888056
Honest above-board interstellar cargo hauler.

Live in my ship, spend most of my time chilling in hyperspace, jerkin off and playing vidya in the hours between ports.

>>50888056
I become a scientist of sort, earn my credits and retire on an Agri World / Ocean Planet where I live out a Comfy life largely removed from the ills of the galaxy.

Y'know those guys in the bar who get picked on by the resident hard lads but then get saved by our heroes just after they've been completely emasculated?

Yeah, that'd be me and half the guys ITT.

>>50888056

Probably a wookiee or something. I love those guys. Definitely wouldn't remain human, though.

Sith for sure. All the powers of the Force with none of the lame rules of the Jedi.

move to nar shaddaa

do a whole lotta spice

>>50888056

Mid level bureaucrat, force sensitive, human, transition from the old republic to the empire with rebellion sympathies. Keep my head down but pass along crucial info when I can until either the rebellion wins or I'm caught and executed.

>>50888056
I'd be a human doing IT work on some agri-world with a military background.

>>50888933
[yawns in the Force]

>>50889486
That's....the Dark Side talking.

>>50889579
Welcome to Alderaan! You'll really enjoy it here. We have
>waterskiing
>extensive national parks
>beautiful oceans views
>an interesting new moon....?
ADVENTU--

So if i'm the guy who just keeps his head down, gets a job, and tries to get sweet xeno pussy, what planet am i on and how does adventure come calling? Come on mate, you've described what happens to other anons with the lives they choose to live, what happens to me.

If it were me, I would still be human, have little force awareness and would be a treasure hunter. As I hunted for Jedi/sith artifacts I would realize that I had a weak connection to the force and begin to use some of the teachings I pilfer to learn some force tricks to help get me out of scrapes. I would think that the rise of the empire would be an exciting time to be this kind of person.

>>50888056
I want to be a mechanic for starships or something else cool like that. And I want a robot friend/assistant. Adventure is optional but if it happens I better have a cool ray gun to go with it.

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>>50888056
I'm fairly gone mentally so the chance of me not falling to the dark side is kinda shit but without force powers I wouldn't stand a chance at all. So a varying degree of crazy, human sith who would like the other sith to get their dicks out their orifices and work together. I'd steal and murder as I could get away with but only because I couldn't really do anything else. I'd genuinely believe the only correct thing to do is for the sith to work together for absolute domination. Get jobbed early on or later probably if a sith paradise gets created as I'd be one of the not functional ones despite doing what I did.

The smarter thing to do is to control evil not try and get rid of it.

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Probably some Imperial recruit, just doing enough to get by on some core world. When the empire falls apart I'd end up unemployed and rebound into some comfy space freighter job.

I probably would have been sympathetic to the rebel cause and did everything in what little power I had to prevent imperial agents from oppressing its citizens.

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>>50890563
You're on a planet that doesn't allow quest threads, so you have become an expert in keeping your head down. ADVENTuRE
A hot togruta chick you've taken a liking to reveals she has a protocol droid that has been reported missing by the Empire. You can:
>Turn the protocol droid in to the local Imperial garrison for a sizeable reward, a social promotion, and a hot (human) Imperial officer takes a liking to you and promises to show you some wicked shit she learned on a "rim" planet (she winks...a lot) [Gain +1 Dark Force point]

>Help the togruta hide the protocol droid as one of the local prostitutes (hilarity ensues) while the local Imperials hang out at the bar and have a bachelor party for their captain (so hilarious!) and the droid does a convincing lap dance. If you survive the encounter, the rebels show up in a few days and take the droid off your hands to get its classified information. You get recruited into the Rebellion, get a social promotion, and the togruta chick shows you "something that's only legal in two systems, and this isn't one of them!" [+1 Light Force point]

>Let events follow their own course [possible social fallout]

If you choose a result that gains you a Force point, you are now on the path to ADVENTURE and shit will start happening to you all the time, until you spend that Force point. May the Force be with you.

>>50888056
>What sort of person would YOU be in the Star Wars universe? Not a roleplaying character, but you yourself, knowing yourself as you do, with your own strengths, talents and flaws....?
Tattooinian Delivery man who blundered his way into becoming a Bounty Hunter. Force powers mostly manifest as weird luck and hunches.

"It sounds like a sweet job, but I don't like the way that guy's eyeballing me."
"...Normally I'd toss you out on your ear, but..keep talking, I got a feeling."

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>>50888056
I would be one of Darth Maul or Plo-Koon's race, cause they're cool. I don't know what era I'd want to be in, either Clone Wars or Old Republic. I guess my goal would try to find a true balance in the Force, between Dark and Light. I dunno how hard it would be to do something like that, so I'd probably go Light and defend the people.

Basically Qui-Gon Jin, because Qui-Gon is a best.

>>50890770
Your name happens to be Rayye Gunne, and your droid is a loveable misfit named WhAK-0. Your reputation with starship systems gains you a reputation, and you soon find yourself swept into ADVENTURE

>>50890824

Alright fuck it. I help the Togruta. Worst comes to worst i die and hang around as a force ghost.

I'd probably end up as a lesser noble son to some mildly okay house with a nack for economic thought. My house wouldn't have enough resources to support me, so I'd end up doing data analysis and education administration grunt work for the Empire. Despite my distaste for their politics, I'd enjoy a comfortable job until I died scared and alone when rebels attacked the board of regents building to try and "bring down the Empire's propaganda machine."

>>50888056

I'd awaken to another morning of nerf jerky and caffeinated blue milk, break camp, pack up my sensor pod and mount my speederbike for another day of clone war battlefield relic hunting and salvage team guiding. That way I get my outdoorsman/exploratory kick and military nerdism all in one.

No force powers, just enough sense to know how to avoid decapitating myself if I were ever to find a light saber.

If the galactic civil war would ever come to my door step I'd be torn between scouting and conducting supply procurement for the rebellion or joining the imperial army and either processing probot data or piloting AT-PT's.

>>50888056
Sith seems like a fun gig. Travel around the galaxy looking for holocrons, examining ancient mysteries, expanding your knowledge and power.
Slightly more realistically I'd want to be an imperial agent. Anything for the Empire.

Quarren Sith no doubt, mainly because Quarren are fuck all cool, and because I don't really like the Jedi way. Mainly, I'd use my dark side abilites to get whatever I wanted(because Im kinda greedy). But also because Sith abilites are fucking awesome, and add a sweet tentacle face onto that and Im sold.

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>>50890851
I think finding a balance between dark and light is implied to be the only true way to achieve peace and absolute wisdom.

The sith, for all their conniving, backstabbing ways, really only desire personal freedom. They don't go out of their way to harm those that haven't dove then any harm unless necessary.

The Jedi, despite their peaceful benevolence, are often blinded by an arbitrary set of sometimes downright harmful doctrines. It's these very virtues that made then unable to help Anakin Skywalker before he became Darth Vader.

By walking the space between light and dark, you can embrace your emotions but also not be overtaken by them. You can seek your own peace but not at the expense of others. It really is the only true path.

>Pic unrelated because I'm on my phone and don't have access to GImages for a proper pic.

Probably be some kind of force monk. Light side, but not really a Jedi because I don't feel like being part of that system. I'd probably err closer to the blind guy in Rogue One. I'd very much like to feel oneness with the Force. I'd probably just meditate most of the day and commune with the living world, but also help people out when I come across serious wrongdoing.

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>>50888056
Miraluka jedi or a smuggler/mechanic

>>50891834
You don't really understand the Daoist influence in the Force then. The Dark Side is inherently imbalanced, the Light Side is balance and being one with the will of the universe. The shitty policies/culture of the Jedi has nothing to do with the Light Side, it has to do with people. There's a reason those shitty policies lead to the Dark Side for so many. Because being wrong and crappy is the Dark Side. The Jedi are a bad organization in modern times, but the Light Side is still the truly balanced way.

In fact, I prefer to avoid the term Light Side. There is the Force, and the Dark Side. The Dark Side is inherently wrong, where as the Force is inherently right.

>>50891834
I've never liked that 'middle way' stuff. The movies pretty explicitly show that people with force sensitivity are pretty actively corrupted by negative emotions and so need to try to avoid them. While there are positive emotions the Jedi embrace a (pretty untennable) philosophy of trying to avoid emotional attachment because of how easily it can become a negative thing.

And the Jedi and Sith are followers of the Light and Dark respectively, but they aren't the be-all and end-all of the Light and Dark, so the failings of the Jedi aren't a great argument against the light side.

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itt 200kg neckbeards that wants to be sith.
pic related, way too much of you guys ruinning conventions.

>>50888056
I'd be a fucking dude getting his shit pushed in by the empire and the republic intermittently. Obviously. This is a shit question. No one would be here if they were special snowflakes.

>>50891926
Do the original trilogy ever refer to the 'Light Side'? I'm trying to think if they do and I can't remember it. The Force Awakens has a reference to "I feel the pull of the light" or some shit, but I don't think the original trilogy does.

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Honestly all of us would just be the same Joe schmos, just in space.
But for fun
I'd just be a farmer on some tropical planet growing insane alien pepper hybrids.

>>50888056
I'd be force sensitive, probably human (Corellian, most likely) though maybe a Chiss. I would start to become a Jedi but would fail my Padawan initiation test, so instead of that I'd join the Jedi Med-Corps. When I'm old enough I'd ditch that In order to become a star fighter pilot. Clone Wars ends, retire from military early and become an above board freighter pilot trying to find adventure.

>>50892562
Scarif is a planet I'd love to live on, barring the Empire of course. The different planets and their environments was such a great factor for the movie.

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>>50888056
Me, exactly as I am, same skills and aptitudes? Joe Schmo wage slave on the fringe, just like everyone else here.

Me, with my desires realized? Mechanic on a trader ship who builds and maintains droid buddies in my spare time.

Uh... I'd probably be like... a cargo ship pilot or something.

I think anyone saying they'll be force sensitive or sith is probably right, idgaf

>>50888056
I probably die within the first five minutes.

Either that, or I'm that one guy who wakes up as a Droid.

>>50893902
Specifically, a Seperatist battle droid.

Right at the part of the battle of Naboo where the Gungans start winning.

>>50888056
Sith, quick and easy path, get rich quick, hide out on a bustling city-world like nar shadaa where even force users can't track me down.

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I guess I'll be an Y-wing or Tie bomber pilot.

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>>50891939
OP here. This is one of the reasons why I thought up this thread: I wanted people to consider themselves, and then imagine themselves in a universe where both their good and bad traits could manifest, whether it's mundanity vs. adventure, or anger vs. compassion, etc. It's kind of a twisted "wish spell", where the DM gives you the opportunity to live in this fun and interesting place, but you have to live with yourself as you are.

So....kind of a Fantasy Island, I guess.

Interesting replies. Thanks everyone!

>>50894088

Listen man i know i'm an angry lustful son of a bitch. I wouldn't want to be force sensative cause i know it would fuck me up. Thats why i just wanna be joe smoe and get by same as i do here, but with Xenos pussy. Damn do i want me some Xeno pussy. If i was force sensative i know i would just go off the deep end, and i don't want that for myself. I think the jedi are wrong, but the sith are just batshit most of the time.

>>50888056
I'd be one of those unimportant, incompetent sycophantic imperial officers.

>>50888056
>What sort of person would YOU be in the Star Wars universe?
A scruffy looking nerf herder.

>>50888056
Probably human.

Force Sensitivity, I guess, but no training.

No Jedi.

The latter.

A computer master. A big nerd who loves Holonet shit and is really good at finding information "online" and tinkering with machines. Not much else.

>>50894123
seconded for xeno pussy. Id def go down on a togruta, echani, or twi'lek after facefucking them unconscious.

>>50888434
Being involved in dangerous things or having an eventful life is a lot less appealing when you could actually permanently die

Arkanis was the really rainy planet, right? I'd feel right at home there. Farming nerfs and bantha

>Stay human
>Enlist in Storm Trooper corps. or Imperial Army
>Hit something at some point(preferably an enemy)
>become galaxy famous imperial hero
>???
>profit

>>50891834
> They don't go out of their way to harm those that haven't done then any harm unless necessary.

Palpatine enslaved billions, crushing them for his own benefit.

>>50888056

I would be a storm trooper. Stuck in some shitty ass-end of the universe surrounded by asshole aliens that are rebellion sympathizers because "muh rights" and a bunch of incompetent assholes as my chain of command. I would constantly bitch about why I'd enlisted and not taken some cushy job in the Navy or the Imperial Engineering Corps, while equally bitching about not seeing action like the lucky bastards in the Yavin operation. But damn, I'd be good at my job.

Yep, nothing would change.

>>50888056
Probably just my actual life with a Star Wars paintjob desu. So likely just working odd jobs, smuggling a bit on the side, slicing for fun, and hanging around the cantina with the lads.
If this was the Imperial era I might try to get a job with the Empire and help toast rebel scum.

>>50888056
I would be a regular unassuming medic living in a peacefull planet and minding his business, just like irl.
Perhaps force awareness since I pray and meditate often but certainly no jedi or sith.

I'd probably end up as a human, but being a Togrota would be neat if I got a choice. Occupation would probably be a trader or a bounty hunter, something with my own ship where I can travel and do my own thing with some friends or alone.
I'd probably end up involved in the black market either way.

>>50888056
In all honesty? Probably a corpse.

>become any race
Neti. Shapeshifting jedi tree life. Wield 30 lightsabers at once with my branches, see if I give a fuck.
Live a very long and contemplative life. Help people in need, but try not to get too attached, with a lifespan of 5000+ years it'd just be giving myself too much opportunity to hurt.

>>50888056
Jedi grey Knight master with all the powers of the light and dark side. I'd also be an inexplicably amazing starship pilot, have a sidekick named porkins and I'd fuck every hot twilek in every cantina.

>>50888056
Protocol druid, I got the nickname of C-3PO before I was diagnosed with the Assburgers.

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>>50897339
Fug, forgot the picture.

>>50888056
I stay human, from one of the Empires numerous Industrial bases. My ambition is to join the Imperial Navy as a fighter pilot. Odds are I don't have the right temperament for a combat pilot and end up flying cargo shuttles instead. I reckon I could work my way up to piloting something respectable, like a troop transport or a patrol cruiser. I have absolutely no interest in joining the Rebellion or getting involved with criminals. The closest i ever want to come to a Hut world is with an entire fleet of Star Destroyers between us. I live for the satisfaction of bridging the endless gaps between worlds and soaring through imperial skies.

And hey, when I'm in port I might as well head to the nearest bar, I hear that the ladies like a pilot. Usually that pilot isn't transporting surplus low-g waste disposal units, true, but it doesn't hurt to try.

Working on my engineering degree now. Once the basics are done I'm going to move into astronautics and robotics. So I guess I'd still be a student, or maybe an apprentice starship mechanic.

I'll tell you this much for sure: I would go right ahead and buy/build myself a helper droid and promptly disregard all memory wipe guidelines. Having a snarky little metal buddy following me around beeping insults at people would be amazing.

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>>50897339
>Protocol druid
You what

>>50897529
Metal druids are needed to navigate the world of Glass,steal and ether-net jungles as well as to communicate with its denizens.

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>>50888056
>become a Force-sensitive zeltron slavegirl
>get drafted into the Sith
>trough passion, I gain strength
>passion is a broad concept
>don't kill my master, just dominate him
>Sith order turns into a BDSM cult
>in response, Jedi order becomes free-love hippies
>Anakin is too full of endorphins to obsess over anything, also the Jedi have excellent maternity ward
>Yoda and Palpatine engage in an epic duel to see who can get into who's dark side first
>/d/ saves the Republic

>>50888056
Time to be a force sensitive, say fuck it to all light and dark side bullshit, and gamble.

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>Choosing "Force Sensitive"
>Choosing not to get involved and just lay low
I think many of you don't understand how the Star Wars universe works.

"Force Sensitive" means you're going to have disturbing dreams. Visions. You're going to be tempted with weird coincidences. You're going to be visited by other Force Sensitives who "had a vision about you" or something, and you'd better hope it's some swell, cool guy like Qui-Gonn Jinn wanting to give you ADVENTURE and HOT PRINCESSES and SAND, and not Darth Maul hoping to clear the slate of potential rivals by giving you his DUAL LIGHTSABER

>>50897795
>>50897392
>>50897046
>>50897339
Observation: morning /tg/ is more creative than evening /tg/. Must be teh coffee.

>>50898407
This.

Face it, force sensitives are nowhere near as common as everybody in this thread and their mothers would hope. Odds are 95% of everyone here is going to be a regular joe schmoe that hates the jedi and empire/republic as much as the next guy.

As for me, working on droids seems pretty neato. with a side of alien poon i think id have myself a happy life.

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RIP

Whatever passes for IT in Star Wars is what I do along with being a mechanic and smuggler. I would also chase various forms of augmentation to fuel my burgeoning criminal pursuits

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Space jew for me

>>50888056
Human. Middle management in some small, non-essential Imperial installation. It's not often rebels are going to assault a waste reclamation facility on some small moon, and even if they do, they aren't going to stop in the office section to hunt down an office drone hiding under his console.

The oppressive regime won't be too much of a bother, as I'm not low down enough to be worked to the bone, not high up enough to get killed.

I get my alien porn, drinks after work, wife, kid and some buddies from around the office to fill my days. Sounds like a pretty good life.

Even after the rebels topple the Empire, I can either keep my job in the New Order or destroy my personnel file and join a quiet life in the newly freed system, probably doing the same job.

I want to be a jedi and do good but I also want to get pussy. I guess grey jedi?

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>>50898920
>20
Your low roll combined with your taste for "alien porn" has attracted the Dark Side of the Force....you receive a visitor one day...dressed in really scary armor and using a respirator to breathe. He's accompanied by several Imperial officers and a battalion of troops. You can see a star destroyer in orbit outside the window. There's ominous music coming from the office loudspeakers....

>"You have done well here, lieutenant. Your ...waste-management skills are impressive...the emperor has need of you on board his new space station. The trash compactors keep getting clogged with...rebels."

What is your reply?

>>50896429

In the Eu. Not in the movies.

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>>50898947
"Problem there is not, 'grey jedi'!" laughs Yoda cryptically, and sends you off on a mission.
>47
Alien pussy finds YOU.

>>50898407

Eh i specifically said id rather not be force sensitive, for the exact reasons you listed actually. But i would want to just lay low go to work, go to the gym, chase skirt. So pretty much what i do already. The thread was what do we see happening to ourselves in starwars. Realistically unless swapping universes came with a change in personality that's what i'd do. I know it's not creative, i wasn't trying to be. I was just answering the question.

>>50888056
Some lukewarm worker in some generic corporation on some human heavy world. Carida or Eriadu or Alderaan or something. Have some very boring political views leaning on center-right ("I agree with the Rebellion but not its methods; the Empire is terrible but at least it works"), but never with such conviction that I would actually join anything of significance.

If it's republic era and I were force sensitive I'd just become a middling Jedi consular or something, and if it's empire era some inquisitor or some shit drags me off to some dark corner to murder me.

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>>50894428
>He doesn't want to party with Zeltrons
>He doesn't want to dominate a Chiss
Shiggity fuckity diggity nigga

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>>50888056
Since I am ugly as fuck IRL I would probably be an alien.
I work as a mechanic in a east european shithole sooo.. probably a greasy, lazy spacecraft tech guy devaronian or trandoshan on Tatooine or some other backwater planet?

Probably start as a Jedi cause my hankering for ADVENTURE, but also probably gradually fall to the dark side thanks to fear. Hopefully get alien and human puss.
If I'm just translating myself to Starwars universe though, I'd probably just be a short order cook somewhere on coruscant.

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>>50888068
>>50888876
>>50889486
>>50890510
>Grey Jedi

Obligatory

>>50888056

Well, I'd be a human. Probably from a fairly well off background, some sort of dropout. I guess I'd be a smuggler or some other kind of freelancer, since there's better freelance opportunities in star wars.

I probably wouldn't be force sensitive, but if I was, my anger issues would lead me to the dark side. Of course, I'm not nearly badass enough to be a Sith, so I'd probably just be an overly-aggressive upstart criminal trying to use his force powers to get more power for himself.

Without the force, I wouln't have that temptation, so I'd probably just be a lonely, slightly miserable, less badass Han Solo knock-off. It's not great, but it's better than where I am i real life.

>>50888056
Human, force sensitive, with powers.

My main personal flaw is a lack of ambition, so knowing that ambition is one of the Sith's things I'd seek out a holocron or a master and become a Sith. I don't see myself suddenly developing the urge to take over the galaxy so I'd get my hands on an interceptor and travel, searching out new sources of knowledge and doing odd jobs to make ends meet. Maybe be a sort of "Jedi for hire" doing things their restrictive philosophies disallow. I'd probably want to become skilled at hiding my powers in case I run into a Jedi and then save the dumbshits when they get in over their heads. I-it's not like I want to be a hero...Baka![\spoiler] Light armor and a helmet optional.

>>50888056
>I'd probably be a Sullustan, for my pragmatism and intellect
>I wouldn't have force powers
>Nah, no jedi
>Adventurer, most definitely. I'd prob be a bounty hunter or mechanic.

Would probably enlist in whichever army would take me first, train to be a fighter pilot and shoot people with lasers. If I was forced sensitive i would try to use it to make me the best pilot I wouldn't use it to join either the sith or the jedi. Either way, I die because I crash into something stupid cause ballsy pilot.

>Danger zone.

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>>50888056
Realistically, I'd probably be Dexter. Cooking is something I like to do, so I'd be okay either owning a diner or working in one.

>>50888056
mandalorian jedi :^)

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>>50904485
>85
A good roll. You succeed in becoming a Mandalorian Jedi, and are so cool, that even Boba Fett bows down to you. You wield your lightsabers backwards like Ahsoka Tano, and the blades are black, which makes Mace Windu envious.

Yoda, being ever annoying, gets you to take some Jedi ritual, which reveals someone EVEN COOLER than you. Your nemesis. He is cloaked in shadow, but wields a lightscythe WITH HIS MIND and has a cowboy hat that is also an astromech droid. His ship is made of black ice.

This ...troubles you greatly, challenging your grip on The Cool. You return from your visionquest shaken. Yoda looks smug.

>>50888056
prob light sided sith or an asshole jedi who break the code by buying hookers etc

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>>50904726
>28
A poor roll. Your request for "a light sided sith" confuses the matrix, and you are thrust into the Star Wars Universe ....choose....
>A code breaker who is a member of an alien race that is light on one side and dark on the other. You are an exceptional code breaker, but you have a penchant for lecturing people about racism, which tends to grate on others.

>A Jedi hooker. The shame is great, but so is the pleasure. How long can you hide it from the Jedi masters?

Hyperspace surveyor

If I was translated into Star Wars I guess I would be an Incom engineer, designing parts for X-Wings...

Which also means I was probably "headhunted" by the Rebels and now live in what the Chinese used to say were "Interesting times".

Probably some jedi dude. Even if I think the jedi order's dogmatic view on things is far from the tightest shit, being a grey jedi seems like a bit of a hassle (ie just a jedi who doesn't do the jedi order's specific ideology, not the meme-y "equally light side and dark side" shit that doesn't make too much sense). Obi-Wan proved that you can be a cheeky cunt and still do your thing as a jedi. No one's really gonna stop you from banging hot space chicks anyway.

>>50888056

I'd probably just be a scribe or some shit, keep my head down.

Honestly, none of you losers would be Jedi.

Just admit you'd be working at the local Obi-WanMart on Coruscant.

Kyle Katarn?

>>50905621
OP is giving you the option, faggot. It's basically a character creation thread.

>>50905621
You don't have to be in the exact same position as you would be IRL but in a Star Wars setting. Just based on who you are a person, what your ambitions are, what you base your personal morals on etc.

I'd be a Hutt living a hedonistic life while the rest of the galaxy gets shittier and shittier. Pretty much what I'm doing now.

And while I don't do this in real life, in a Star Wars universe I'd travel to distant primitive worlds and use my advanced technology to get worshipped like a god by the local populations. Do this until I get bored, then I'd blast off with any loot to the next primitive planet.

>>50888056
Based on my current situation, probably some kind of grunt worker on the SW equivalent of an agriworld's spaceport, somewhere with a lot of hills, swamps and old forest. See below for why that probably turns hella interesting.

I doubt I'd be a force user. Even if I managed to be force sensitive and was aware I was, I'm not a fan of Jedi or Sith viewpoints and would rather have a small talent I can hide than a large one I cannot. The only way I'd start using space magic is if I had to.

I can't deny that I'd crave adventure, so I'm probably either dead or in a ship pretty damned quick. I've always had a soft spot for the romanticism of space travel and living by your wits with an outlaw reputation. Good idea to hire some guns and muscle though, I'm not exceptional with either.

>>50904726
>light-sided sith
Not sure how this would work.
>asshole jedi who breaks the code
Literally a grey jedi. The force is neutral in its natural state with the dark side being a corruption of it. The light-dark side dichotomy established in the EU isn't really in line with the way they talk about the force in the trilogies. Grey jedi still use the force in its natural state; they're not half-way to the dark side. They just don't abide by the jedi order's own dogmatic ideology which in itself is far from perfect, nor is it based on some universal truth that inherently ties "the light side" (which again is a gross simplication) to it.

I dunno.
I do lots of odd jobs while moving from job to job because I have no job security, health insurance, or incentives to stick with any one so when the work environment is bad I bail rather then deal with a system where I am offered zero reasons to stay on and get shit all over.

So I guess a spacer of some kind?
Fits the bouncing around to different professions archetype I guess.

>YOU
Well, I'd be a cook in a cantina, I guess. And an alcoholic. And I'd be into shady shit.

>>50905958
>shady shit
What? Like death sticks?

>>50888056
Hm, no force sensitivity, either human or one of the smarter aliens, probably an analyst working for a big tech company on a major urban planet like Coruscant. I read about all the horrible news of war and death and hope it doesn't come for me.

>>50888056
I would likely stay human. Since I have a choice, I would be a Jedi that craves adventure. But, knowing me, my desire for personal freedom, adventure, and power would lead me down the path of the Dark Side. I would be an enemy of the Jedi Order. I wouldn't be a Sith, however. Just a Dark Jedi.

Depending on how corrupted I am, my life will go one of two ways at this point:
1) I am a thorn in the side of the Jedi Order for some time, and I am eventually bested by a Knight or Master in combat.

2) I am saved from the Dark Side due to losing a battle of wits against a Knight or Master. I am accepted back in the Jedi Order, eventually becoming a mentor for newer initiates to warn of the dangers of the Dark Side, but am never allowed to have my own Padawan since I'm seen as an eccentric Jedi (I could always be seduced by the Dark Side once more). However, there will likely be an event that unfolds that puts me in a situation where I need to have a Padawan, and they will be hot-headed and emotional due to some horrible event they witnessed (like everyone else at our temple being murdered by a Sith Lord). My challenge would be to make sure this person, who reminds me of a younger version of myself, doesn't fall to the Dark Side like I once did.

>>50906393
>93
I like both of those answers. That kind of stuff I can extrapolate adventures from.

Absolutely go with the force. I want me some magic. Maybe one of the shapeshifter races, too. But for how I'd do? Honestly, I have a lot of personal issues, so I'd do my best to stick to the Jedi code just because I know how easily I'd go crazy, and I don't want to have people always riding my ass. Hopefully I'll manage to ride the line like Luke or Mace Windu, but odds are decent I go full Darth, because I'm not a good person, and I'd get tired of it.

>>50906757
In Star Wars, the way the mythology is told, that sounds just like the kind of fear and respect for the Dark Side that Yoda and the other masters would suggest, imho.

I'd end up a fatass gamorrean rent-a-cop. Basicly what I am now but in space. Bouncing cantinas, pod races, whatever the shit else passes as security work in sphess.

>>50888056
I'd be a grey jedi and tell all of the factions to fuck off because they're all unreasonable shits.

Maybe live innawoods like that one old guy in KotOR.

>>50888056
I'd want to be a TIE fighter pilot. Flying around in a TIE/in, fast as fuck, doing glorious battle with my Imperial bretherin

or an AT-AT pilot

>>50888056
Not sure on race but I'd figure I be a Jedi dropout in the Jedi core

I just wanna fly an X-wing, even if Im just an expendable pilot for the main cast.

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Something to do with making droids or a droid myself.

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>>50907302
>02
A terrible roll. However, the Force sees your self-sacrifice. Choose:
>You are shot by Darth Vader himself during the battle of Yavin, and your X-wing is one that goes down in a dramatic, fiery arc into the Death Star surface. Your demise reminds everyone that this battle is for keeps, and heroes bleed and die.

>You are heavily damaged during a raid and your ship careens wildly into a wilderness planet. The rebels leave you for dead because you're nobody important. Nobody even knows your name until twenty years into the future, you become the "wild card" when a young jedi and his crew crash land on your planet being pursued by pirates, and "some old x-wing pilot" helps them survive to turn the tide of battle. They make fun of you and your old helmet you talk to you call "Wilson", but damn if you don't know how to fight. If you put up with their shit long enough, you can get another chance at living ADVENTURE P.S., the jedi kid is a serious asshole.

>>50888056
Force sensitive into self-made sith. Likely with a force diploma in alchemy and mental stuff

>>50907435
>35
You're a pretty good droid mechanic, but your low roll means you end up somewhere unpleasant - possibly a rim world, working for a sadistic and selfish slob of a boss. You take to disguising yourself as a droid, both to gain insight into their functions, and to hide from your boss. If your next roll is higher than a 70, you accidentally get "sold" to a grey jedi buying up droids for some cockamamie plan of his, and you end up in ADVENTURE.

>>50907549
>49
Not an impressive roll, but could be fun. Choose:
>You manage to bully, intimidate and murder your way to the top of a small band of pirates near the rim worlds. Fortune and ADVENTURE await you, until you start attracting the attention of evil rivals with vast resources. Good luck.

>You discover a holocron predating the Old Republic. The "soul" within is not impressed with you, but begins revealing secrets that lead to a series of temples and battlegrounds, each one more Dark than the last. You begin to uncover a mystery, but both the holocron and you know that this Dark Path is a one-way street, and one you probably won't survive...

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>>50907559

OK, let's see if I end up serving a nasty warlord or sold to someone more benevolent.

>>50907269
>69
Not bad. Choose:
>not every Jedi student makes it. Many wash out and become useful servants of the Republic, aiding as consultants, assistants and administrators to important people. You dress very well, have lots of free time and live a pretty good upper middle class life as you work for a senator. However, you know the Jedi Order keeps tabs on you (as a Force sensitive). You get to read about ADVENTURE in the holosuites.
>You wash out of the Order, and a mind wipe is mostly effective, but still there is the emotional pain and disappointment to live with. ....and the envy and anger at those who failed you. You gain +1 Dark Force points, and you can feel it whispering to you in the shadows as you make your way around the undercity of Coruscant. ADVENTURE awaits, if only you would reach out and SEIZE IT!

>>50907634
>34
You are a terrible droid, and as you look at your dented dome in the mirror, you can't even remember what race you are underneath. Still, those 9volt batteries tingle nicely on your tongue as you swallow them one by one.

You can hear your boss yelling at you from the warehouse floor, and the grey jedi snickers as he flies away.

back to work.

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>>50907526
Hell yeah I'd go with option two

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>everyone wants to be a Jedi

Everyone signing up for that bullshit when you could be a Kung-Fu force monk with the only automatic blaster rifle the universe. Get in on that Dark Forces shit, worry about lightsabers later.

>>50907687
I appreciate that. I do this to practice giving players "difficult choices". It amuses me so long as people are posting and are themselves amused.

You rolled really low, so I offered a difficult choice, both with serious consequences (death vs. being displaced in time).

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>50907594
>You manage to bully, intimidate and murder
I was thinking more mind control, myself.

And wonderful. I clearly have no experience in the dark side, SO LET'S SEE HOW FAR THIS RABBIT HOLE GOES

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Galactic Warlord.

>>50907824
Doubling down on those 49s, impressive.

>>50907885
>85
A good roll. Your lifetime predates even Darth Bane.

You've had to make difficult choices, even final choices, but you're building something that will stand the test of time. You are making your mark on the galaxy. Your name will not be forgotten.

One day, you receive a visit from two mysterious characters who begin to counsel you about the Great Mysteries of the universe. They call themselves "Master" and "Apprentice". They are very good listeners. They offer to become your counselors. In return, all they ask is for your protection, and some resources with which to build a temple.

>>50907977
I noticed that too. Now I have to respond to him.
>>50907824
>49
"Mind control", you quickly learn, can be a barbed-wire wrapped club, or it can be a scalpel scraped across the cheek just under the eyeball. The weak minded and predictable types in the galaxy just need leadership. Choose:
> Your crew wants to go to Nar Shadaa (like every other pirate) to enjoy "the good life" and wait to be tapped by the crime lords for "jobs" (how mundane). You hear of opportunities for serious ADVENTURE and profit, but it will cost you some crew members and risk your skin....but the rim worlds haven't seen a crime boss with your abilities, have they?

>Nar Shadaa is visited by two Jedi (master and apprentice) investigating some mystery involving a holocron. You have an opportunity to steal the thing, making serious enemies, but it could lead to POWER ....and a lot of money.

....and hot, undulating twileks.

I'd be an explorer, plotting new hyperspace lanes, trying to find new planets and resources to make my fortune and eventually get my very own mail order twi'lek slut

Rolled 70 (1d100)

I presume I'd be kind of a non-Jedi Force-sensitive dude that just want to woo gorgeous and smart alien cuties but is too socially awkward to get their attention, so he tries to be funny. He knows a lot of dad jokes.

If I'm the exact same but in Star Wars?
Easy, I'd be a full-time hero
In this place I have delusions of adventure fueled by a lifetime of escapisms
So much so, that I even got fit so I could do adventure, and work security because it's the closest I can be to a hero right now
I'd explore now but i don't feel like I'd find what I want here
In star wars however...
What with lasers and stories of magical space wizards(jedi) I'd be all over exploring the universe and helping people
I'd like to be force sensitive, but even if I wasn't the wanderlust would overtake me regardless
Still be human though, and working security when I'm not actively trying to embark on my heroic crusade
I'd probably be one of those fags who tries to dress up in armor and use blasters, but have a homemade or found light saber with me
I'd also be trying to make as many friends as I could along my journey
Overall, pretry standard Shonen shit

>>50888056
I don't care what person I'd be, as long as I get to fly X-Wings and sleep with qt aliens.

A less serious Han Solo having less serious adventures with friends in a beat up old freighter.

Id have a blaster since it makes sense to have one, but im hardly having shoot outs all the time.

Maybe one day play a minor role in a pivotal moment during the rebellion through half luck and half skill.

That would be fine by me

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I'd be Force sensitive, and steadfastly refuse to join or acknowledge the Jedi or Sith.

I'd try for a life spent flying around the Galaxy in my own small, comfortable ship, doing some trading or deliveries to make ends meet, but spending most of my time EXPLORING ALIEN WORLDS MOTHERFUCKERS!

PLUNDER ANCIENT TEMPLES!

SEE SIGHTS UNSEEN BY SAPIENT EYES FOR COUNTLESS MILLENNIA!

KEEP MY HEAD LOW WHENEVER SPACE NAZIS VS WHICHEVER REPUBLIC IS IN POWER THIS WEEK FLARES UP AGAIN!

AWKWARDLY FLIRT WITH ALIEN BABES THROUGHOUT THE OUTER RIM UNTIL SOME TWI'LEK THINKS I'M KIND OF NICE OR SOMETHING AND SHE ENDS UP JOINING THE CREW!

BUY A SASSY ROBOT, AND TURN UP THE SASS MODULES!

EVENTUALLY FIND SOME TREASURE SOMEWHERE THAT LEAVES ME WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO RETIRE COMFORTABLY TO SOME TROPICAL PLANET!

SPEND THE MONEY ON A *BIGGER* STARSHIP!

THE VOID IS CALLING ME, ANONS!

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE, REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE!

Dammit, now I'm sad.

>>50888056
Based on my current life I'll probably be a mid level Imperial bureaucrat in charge of some kind of archives. Disgruntled, disgusted by the Empire because it restricts my personal freedom, but keeping it secret and still working for it. Having a stable income and some measure of influence and power over ordinary people is better than risks of being a rebel.

But if I've got a choice, I'd like to be a human or near-human, Force Sensitive, with powers.
As a sociopath with narcissistic tendencies I'll fall to the Dark Side immediately, and I'm completely OK with it. I always liked Sith philosophy.
I'll probably freely use my powers to dominate minds of the people I deem unworthy (so almost everyone except rare exceptions), I'll revel in powers that make my body even more fast, strong and powerful (and I'm a huge and rather fit guy IRL) and enjoy personal combat, channeling my anger. I'll either achieve greatness - or die trying.

>>50888056
Zabrak or Togruta force-sensitive endeavoring to become a jedi guardian. With force powers intended to improve my ability to weather damage and assaults to save others the hardship, I'd put my efforts toward a more peaceful galaxy or at the very least attempt to protect those that need it most.

I want to be a human Jedi who decides to be a champion of the downtrodden in a city.

>>50888056
I'd be a low-level technician working a shit job for the Empire on a backwater ice planet and hating my life. I wouldn't have the balls to join the rebellion, but I would definitely read forbidden rebel propaganda literature and spread seditious anti-Empire talk among my co-workers. Eventually I'd be caught, but it's a mild enough offense that I wouldn't be executed unless I happened to be caught on the one day a year that the local Sith lord visits the facility and he was itching for a chance to stretch his force-muscles and show off his ruthlessness. Instead, I'd be shipped off to a labor camp on an even worse planet to do an even more pointless and mind-numbing job. Every day I'd pray for a rebel attack to blow me and everyone I know into atoms.

>>50888056
The closest thing to the current me would be an imperial customs officer, just trying to do his job and prevent drugs, slaves and forbidden weapons traffic.
All the nice people are leaving the empire to join the alliance, and my boss is some COMPNOR fanatic that got his position by licking Palps balls instead of being competent, but I can't leave because I've got a death stick ring to burst every odd week.
If I don't die against pirates, smugglers, rebels, or in the purges after the birth of the new republic, I'll probably get sidelined by the new team coming from the alliance, some of which I'll recognize as former smugglers or equivalent scum I hunted.
I either end an alcoholic wreck missing the old days or go postal on my new colleagues.

Star Wars doesn't really reward loyalty and sense of duty as traits.