A friend of mine has asked me to set up a game of paranoia, and I think I've got a direction for it. Santa delivers gifts on Christmas to the complex. Friend Computer has him under investigation for being a communist, but that's not the mission. Fact is, Santa's naughty list is different than the Computer's, so I'm sending a team of troubleshooters to go out and stealthily retrieve gifts from people who don't deserve them, and possibly replace some gifts for people who need to be executed for treason (with seasonal gift-wrapped bombs filled with razor confetti or toxic snow or exploding ornaments or something. Poison wrapping paper?). Thoughts? Any ideas? Paranoia General.
>>50841034
Possibly it's the case that this is so secret a mission that all of the security is still on. They're out past curfew (treason), b&e (treason), stealing (treason), and possibly breaking into the houses of yellows or blues (treason). So it's really important that they not get caught.
>>50841034
That's beautiful. I can't really contribute anything, but that's a fantastic game concept.
>>50841034
They need to run into Santa and get contraband gifts, obviously.
>>50841034
Mutation: Imperfect invisibility. If you speak or bump into something, you become a visible shimmer.
One of them has to be affiliated with communists, on a mission to fake the theft of the gifts so everyone gets a present.
>>50841034
They a
So must sing a Pre-Approved Computermass Songs and wear Fun Festive Hats and Fun Festive Totaly Nice Sweaters (now goes with maroon, scarlet, ruby and carmine pallets!) at all times. Those sweaters are itchy and ridiculous looking.
>>50841034
>>50842746
And the sweaters are possibly treason, because they cover the mandatory jumpsuits.
>>50843864
> Darkseid's expression in panel 2
That is fucking classic.
>>50842746
>> COMPUTERMASS
Oh god please use this OP.
>>50846972
I was thinking COMPLEXMAS, but COMPUTERMAS might work too. Because, after all, Friend Computer is responsible for all good in the complex.
>>50849287
On the first day of COMPUTERMASS, Friend Computer gave to me...