In this thread we post things cool wizards do >Enchants his

>>50806818
That sounds dumb. Why not just hire a beautiful woman to hold your bag? You would actually have someone to carry it for you instead of looking like you have a woman strapped to your back all the time.

>>50806818
so he has a full size woman hanging by a strap at his side? and when he needs something he opens up her flesh flap and pulls it out of her torso?

>>50806890

Yes

>>50806881
"Why the fuck has that guy got a woman clipping through his body like a bad CGI animation? Must be a wizard who's terrible at illusions."

"Why would you even enchant a bag like that? It looks stupid. At least our local wizard is smart enough to not enchant a small backpack with something the size of a person."

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>new player race
>awakened bag of holding
>only advantage of being the best party mule in the world

>>50806818
She's still an old bag.
also something something loose pussy

>>50806859
he could enchant it to levitate and follow him too.
>>50806890
>>50806911
i kinda like the idea of women having random items jammed into them so carry on.

>>50806818

>Why the fuck did you ruin my Gucci bag of holding
>Oh god it looks like a wrinkled, deflated human skin
>It doesn't even walk around, it's just a depressing flesh-pile
>Why would you do this

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>>50807216
>Spilling half your stövel.

Not even once

Wizards in my setting built a city which could sink into the desert as a defense against sieges or giant mosters. They did not, however, design it so that people could survive the sinking.

>>50806818
>leaves his bag alone with his guards here and there
>finally opens it to get something out
>cum everywhere

>>50809392

Hey man, rebuilding a whole city is expensive - people make more people for free.

>>50809411
Who you then enslave to build another city!

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>>50807216
Ever play Don't Starve? Chester is basically that.

>>50809392
Figaro?

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>>50806818
>enchants his party with an illusion
>the party now appear to be beautiful women