ITT we come up with clever names for taverns, shops, towns, locations,

The Adjective Noun

The Whore's Head Inn
The Horse Head Inn
The Horse's Head Inn


umm...umm

For taverns/restaurants

The Thirsty Duck

Shortstack Central All short staff version of Hooters. inb4 magic realm

The Pissbucket (a classic)

Will check back later if I get any good ideas

The Bloody Knuckles Pub, famous for its bar brawls.
The Red Arrow Inn, a checkpoint for bounty hunters.
The Boar's Head Hall, a longhall for hunters.
Rock Bottom, a seedy bar in the "not so nice" part of town.

Just a couple ideas.

The Sodden Philosopher.
The Miserable Bear Inn.
Unfortunate Harold's.

I like to make mine double entendres, ideally ones that involve something that can be put on a sign
>The Mermaid's Pearl
has a sign depicting a mermaid smiling and preparing to open a clamshell
>The King's Cucumber
has a sign depicting a crowned and very bumpy vegetable
>The Centaur's Sheath
has a sign depicting a centaur wielding a blade

and so on. I think that last one might be a bit too lewd, though, or perhaps too subtle

>>50794620
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The Come On/Inn

I had a tavern run by an old lady with doilies under the beer steins called The Ewe's Brush that was really fun to run. If anyone got too rowdy she would shush them.

>>50794558
crossroads tavern

bridge-side pub

Mellon

The Bucket

the Prancing Pony

the Kings head

the mended Drum

>>50794558
the best inn i came up with was the Traipsing Treant Wayside Inn

>>50800174
The Winking Centaur

>>50796474
I left my dignity in your mom.

The Tankard Basher

best tavern this side of the mountainhomes

>>50800174
I do this as well, at least as a common practice for one nation in my setting.

My players often frequent The Throbbing Rooster. Not subtle but it amuses them so its a win.

>>50802605
I feel bad for getting that

A good Knight's rest.

>>50794558
The Bucket Booze.

It has hundreds of sealed buckets in which the same homemade stuff is seasoned with some kind of ingredient as shown in the lid carving:

Apple, pepper, troll fat, apricot and the always popular "?".

The owner makes more money from his cut on the bets than the alcohol.

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The Blind Eye

>>50794558
The Kickis-Shitt Inn

The Tanked Tankard

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The Gilded Cock

>>50802605
Took me a sec. Good one.

>>50803583
>>50808045
I dun get it

>>50794558
Mephisto's Cafe

>>50802875
Mah nigga

The Dirty Horse

>>50808068
horse pussy

>>50808068
4chan is 18+
>inb4 explain the joke

>>50808178
>>50808203
So the "reference" is getting propositioned by a centaur? That's not very funny. It works better as a joke about centaurs being assholes. But that's not really a reference either.

>>50808265
Just google "winking horse" and it's the second result you stupid fucking moron. Christ you're dim, don't reproduce.

>>50808265
*FACEPALM*
look up winking in regards to horses dumbass

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>>50808348
>*FACEPALM*

>>50808333
>>50808348
>you're underage if you've never looked at horse porn
/b/tards pls

>>50808401
Not the guy who was calling you underage, I agree that was stupid. But next time just google that shit first thing

>>50808429
I dunno, I kind of prefer this way of finding out what it is to having that in my search history. I did search winking centaur but obviously that didn't turn up what was referenced.

>>50808429
The corner tavern
The last drop

Mcanallies

Dull Gloss

Shogun's

All star bar

THese are all within 5 miles of where I live

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>>50794558
"The Knife in The Back".
"The Spacer's Home".
"The Spaceman's Dilemma."
"The Star Child."
"The Pirate's Innards".
"The Hero".
"The Old Guardians".
"The Antelope Run".
"The Pierced Suit".
"The Culture Reference" (cause The Culture, geddit?).
"The Alpha Centaur".
"The Dawson's Lament."

Appropriate for use in a deep dungeon or Dwarven hold:

>The Cavern Tavern
>The Drunk Spelunker
>The Cave-Inn

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>>50794558
Mother Lucia's Chugg 'n Fugg, where all the drinks are spiked and no means yes
It's the realm's first brothel-tavern combination

The Pirate's Head
Fat Larry's
The Three Willows
The Old Chestnut Pub


>>50808734

Wait, you mean no one has ever had prostitutes working from a tavern before?

That's highly unlikely.

>>50794558
The Cock in Cider.

>>50794558

Bloody Bill's/Andy's/Sam's, to be renamed as appropriate as the fish restaurant changes hands.

"A Pub that is here."

>>50794558
I always liked the Frozen Faucet - respite from the snow just when you need it