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Gilbert and Sullivan: A British Tar
A Space Marine is a soaring soul,
Far greater than a mortal man,
His energetic fist should be ready to resist
Any heretical plan.
His nose should pant,
and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame,
and his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave,
and his hearts should glow,
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.
His nose should pant and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave and his hearts should glow,
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.
His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,
His brow with scorn be wrung;
He never should bow down to a filthy xenos frown,
Or the tang of a traitor tongue.
His foot should stamp,
and his throat should growl,
His sword should twirl,
and his face should scowl,
His eyes should flash like a conqueror
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!"
His foot should stamp, and his throat should growl,
His sword should twirl, and his face should scowl;
His eyes should flash like a conqueror,
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!", the Emperor, the Emperor, the Emperor!
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting
(PIC UNREALATED)
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Were you not aware?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/47585205/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/47597039/
Someone's done an entire opera. It's hilarious.
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SONG – SENESCHAL
SEN. I am the very model of a modern Trader's Seneschal.
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
I know the price of produce and I quote the fights historical
From Cadia to Damocles in order categorical.
I am very well equated too with matters most heretical
I understand the Eldar both the Craftworld and piratical.
About the Inquisition I am teeming with a lot of news...
With many cheerful facts about their acolytes and retinues!
ALL. With many cheerful facts, etc.
SEN. I am very good at spotting fakes or any sign of treachery
My constant kind restraint conceals signs of my master’s lechery
In short in matters animal, vegetable or mineral.
I am the very model of a modern Trader's Seneschal!
ALL. In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Trader's Seneschal!
SEN. I know Imperial histr’y from St. Drusus to Macharius
I unravel diplomacy on matters most precarious
I quote Sebastian Thor on the matters of divinity
And can recite all his sermons with unrivaled magnanimity
I can curse in seven languages with all manner of vulgarities
And steal from orphans and the poor and perishable charities.
At auction I can value what a man has never seen afore
And doing so sing praises of his holiness, Saint Malcador!
ALL. And doing so sing praises, etc.
SEN. Then I can write a datascript in Necron circuit-cuneiform
And tell you every detail of my master’s finest uniform.
In short in matters animal, vegetable or mineral.
I am the very model of a modern Trader's Seneschal!
ALL. In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Trader's Seneschal!
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>>50778855
SEN. In fact, when I know what is meant by “Harridan” and “Hierophant”,
When I can tell at sight a Nurglish Death-Bloom from a potted plant,
When such affairs as surprises and sorties I’m more wary at,
When I return to speaking terms with all the Commissariat,
When I learn what progress has been lost in plasma gunnery
When I can do a week without accusal of a felony
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy...
You’ll say a better Seneschal has never fought in zero-G!
ALL. You’ll say a better Seneschal, etc.
SEN. For my military knowledge, though I’m dutifully and erudite
Is lacking both a tutor and any form of formal oversight.
But still in matters animal, vegetable or mineral.
I am the very model of a modern Trader's Seneschal!
ALL. But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Trader's Seneschal!
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I attempted the original "I am the Very Model of a Commissar Imperial" and then another anon finished it out.
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>>50777976
A Space Marine is a soaring soul,
> A British Tar is a soaring soul,
Far greater than a mortal man,
>As free as a mountain bird
How many pronounced syllables are in your line vs. that of the original lyrics. Yours will never line up with the music.
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Do you know Gilbert & Sullivan Worf?
>No sir I have not had a chance to meet all the new crewmembers since I came back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyyjCn1ML3k
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I have nothing to add to this i just love G&S
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>>50780105
And how! Pirates of Penzance is my favorite the first movie my father, a Naval officer ever took me too in fact in 1983 at age 5.
Though I love "When I was a Lad I served a Term" from HMS Pinafore.
Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule —
Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyyjCn1ML3k
They're kind of space marines, in a way.
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>>50780017
>>50780351
hivemind
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>>50777976
As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list
I've got a little list
Of Imperium offenders who might well be under ground
They never would be missed
They never would be missed
There's the pestilential nurglings who release out deadly gas,
All bureaucrats with rules and rotes born of the past,
All the heretics who are up in arms and floor you down quite flat
All the governors who wont stand to shake because they're so damn fat,
And all traitors who on spoiling great crusades insist,
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed!
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>>50778855
>>50778869
I tried to sing this just now, got the pauses in the wrong order, and I think I passed out and banged my head...
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>>50779999
The first one matches. So is the second. Count them.
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>>50780891
More practice anon!
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