Hey /tg, how do I make a character with an imaginary friend that

>>50753692
Unless they're beneath the age of six, there is no way. Even then, it's vaguely strange. But still, for what purpose?

Just make your character religious.

Well in Pathfinder you play a class that either gets an animal companion or an Eidolon

>Give the imaginary friend a stupid name, like Clarence
>Constantly voice Clarence's opinion on every issue, no matter how small
>Interrupt other players during roleplay with "WHAT'S THAT CLARENCE? YOU THINK [PLAYER] IS A LIMP DICK?"
>Spend entire sessions arguing with the DM over whether or not Clarence gets to roll for attacks
>Sob loudly over Clarence's imaginary dead aunt

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>>50753720

>>50753692
Something something attempted tulpa

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>>50753753
I like it!

As long as you don't take it too far, this could be a fun joke.

The character shouldn't do it SO much as to annoy people, but rather just enough that you create the expectation in people's minds.

Oh, he's going to say something about Clarence? Clarence liked blue flowers!

If done right, the other players may speak to Clarence as much as you do, even though they cannot hear him.

Rip, Clarence's aunt. You will be missed

>>50753692
A semi-insane sorcerer who's with Multiple Personality Disorder who talks to himself is interesting in my mind.
You could also get an Eidolon.

>>50753692
Make it clear that the character is suffering from some heavy trauma that manifests itself.

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>>50753884

Best way: pen pal.
Have your character consistently waking up with letters from his best friend, saying he's watching, always ahead scouting out. Turns out your just a Fucking scizo who scribbles this crap during fitful sleep. Work with the gm here so the players are unsure Wether this dude is really some antisocial tracker or is the player is nuts.

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>>50753692

>>50753692
Your comic makes me sad

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>>50753895
I like this too. I don't even need the friend to be imaginary, if they aren't present. Their influence can be felt without ever speaking to them.

Especially if the friend never writes back, and my character isn't sure if their friend even gets the letters

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>>50753968
Dobson has that effect on people

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>>50754007
He's just one of a hundred people who are still finding their stride.

if you ignore all the bad stuff, he has some good stuff.

>>50753692
You either go the Minsc route, or you go all the way.

Do it like >>50753753 says, except you also spend a few character creation points on it and have the DM sometimes secretly give you some minor details on the plot. Clarence brings them up casually in discussions.

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>>50754034
No, he is infact a pretty bad artist and a horrible human being

>>50754053
>and a horrible human being
That's a good trait in a comic artist.
Unfortunately his comic is bad.

>>50753692
look up for examples of brain damaged, but functioning, people or make him partially possessed

>>50754063
>That's a good trait in a comic artist.
No, it's not.

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>>50753692
Creating a Tulpa is unhealthy anon

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>>50754066
Another good idea. How about he's possessed, but not by an edgy demon. he's possessed by a pixie who plays pranks, usually on him.

The pixie is a friendly spirit, who enjoys playing in his dreams, and doesn't want him to die (because then IT dies) but other than that, the pixie wants every day to be as fun as possible, or it gets bored.

Dobson doesn't have as big an impact on us as it would on /v/, so please keep it there when possible.

Also try making the player a paladin of a false god. At first he's a fighter with some extra moral restrictions, and over time with faith and maybe a converted believer or two, it begins to manifest itself as a real deity. By 12th level you could be the greatest follower of a great god.
Just ask your GM and fellow players first before playing anything like it to make sure it's okay and not hogging up the spotlight.

>>50754149
>that pic
I'm a bit annoyed which is way angrier than anyone should be about strangers believing some Foster's comic was a fan theory. Time to get tested for autism!

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>>50754152
Dobson is every board, you fuckin neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd.

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Ever play Deadly Premonition? No? Go do that. Or watch an LP, I recommend the TBFP one. It should help.

Isn't that right, Zack?

>>50754200
I would play it if the PC port wasn't shit

>>50754200
I bought this game and tried it on my friend's 360 but for some reason it chewed up the disc

>>50754190
>nerd
It's painfully obvious you're still the same 12-year-old who tried spamming gore and horse porn earlier.
You don't know how raids work, do you?

>>50753948
>imagine being at computers

>>50754220
Your friends 360 couldn't handle all that ham. That game is bonkers.

>>50754229
I think it's more likely he's making fun of a shitty comic. There's more than one person posting things you don't like on 4chan

>>50754229
You are excessively paranoid, assuming everyone you dislike is the same person.

Also a couple of dobson images in a thread after someone posted a dob OP image hardly constitutes spamming.

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>>50754254
>>50754257
Ah holy shit, I didn't even read the comic before replying. My bad.

>>50754267
And then I selected the wrong reaction pic.
Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

i'm somewhat surprised no one has mentioned fight club yet.

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>>50753948
>mc donalds night
>it's clear day

>>50754317
That sort of thing doesn't work as well in the hands of a player. I could see a DM passing notes to other players and just not letting the crazy player know that an NPC he's been talking to the whole game isn't there, but if the player actually expects that it wouldn't really be as fun

>>50754336
I have a hard time wrapping my head around just about everything I'm seeing in that comic

>>50754190
What sort of twat walks into a shop with the sign saying closed?

>>50754213
>>50754220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsbfmIqP-H8

>>50754380
The same sort of twat that gets up and randomly screams about "McDonalds Night" in a room full of classmates he doesn't know? >>50753948

>>50754573
Its too bad the Omikron playthrough killed the group, David Cage trolled them so hard the infighting caused the boss to suffer a breakdown

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>>50754007

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>>50754588
Bah, they can manage without Matt just fine.

Its Woolie I want to watch out for. Did you see what it said under the last of Reboot?

>>50754588
Speaking of Cage, Beyond Two Souls is a good example of how not to do an imaginary friend.

>>50753692
Dobson is a waste of life

>>50754626
It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, Woolie has been clean on his murder-addiction for years now

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>>50753692

>>50754692
DELET THIS

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Turn him into a puppeteer. It's a half solution since his "friend" isn't really imaginary, but it might work provided you have enough charisma and comedic timing to pull it off. The puppet can then "interact" with other players too.

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dobson is a true internet hero!

In my current campaign, my fighter and I kinda skimmed the guidelines for how to RP an Aasimar's celestial guide from VGM. Apparently, It's only supposed to appear at crucial times or in visions and shit. We just use it as a holy tulpa pretty much. Only he can hear and see her and can call upon her pretty much any time. She serves as his moral guide because my player wanted to play the idea of Lawful Stupid personified.

>"THERE IS NO LAW IN THE WOODS, THEREFORE MUGGING THIS GUY IS PERFECTLY LEGAL. HAHA, JUSTICE!"
>"Yes, but it's not nice. This old man hasn’t done anything to you or anyone else. Please leave him alone, the gods of good would not look kindly upon this."
>"...okay, will do it your way."
>"Good, glad we sorted that out."

>>50754811
When you are wearing sexy cosplay you should be able to bear people taking photos of you.
This is dumb.

>>50754836
To be fair, you can demand to not photograph you, because you are selling your photographs at a huge mark-up. Like some of the Japanese cosplayers.

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>>50753753
This is obviously the best solution.
>Clarence thinks there might be some bandits ahead.
>Clarence says that merchant is lying.
>Clarence! That's not very nice! The Paladin is not a limp- wristed faggot.
>Clarence won't go in that dungeon. He says it's filled with trolls.

Make most of your skill checks Clarence related.
>Pass an Appraise check
>Wow, Clarence, that's a lot of money. Do you really think this idol is worth that much?
>Fail a Sense Motive
>Clarence believes you're telling the truth, so I trust you, too.
>Do really well on a Profession (unrelated job)
>Yeah, Clarence used to be a carpenter. He says you need to sand WITH the grain. Also, you need better quality nails.

Clarence is a better man than all of us.

>>50754865
Just watch the Ring before going out in your skimpy outfit and there shouldn't be a problem.

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>>50754836
But how else will Dobson be able to defend his imaginery women?

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>>50754898
I don't get it. Can you rephrase that?

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Plus, he hates people taking his picture, so pretty girls must hate it too

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>>50754836
>>50754865

>>50754912
This should expain it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mbo5vHy8dw

>>50754913
>I don't want exposure
Isn't he a desperate artist selling his work at a Con? You'd think exposure is the primary reason he has a table

>>50754919
Shitty shoopwork is shitty.

>>50754913

his twitter is aids, so Im not surprised he wants to hide his fat face

>>50754946
He wants exposure for his goods, he doesn't want exposure of himself as a person. At the same time, he's too much of a cheapskate to afford booth staff other than himself.

>>50754811
When and why did he start drawing himself as a fucking teddy bear?

>>50754836
>dress like a litteral whore
>act like an attention whore
>wow, people are treating my like a whore D:
Women, not even once

>>50754979
Well, he sure is as menacing as one.

>>50754979
some time ago and who can fathom his mind?

The theory is that because people mocked his avatar being a younger, thinner version of himself that had hair - i.e. what he thinks he looks like - he decided to switch to a blue bear instead because 'comic-me isn't actual-me so I'm making the difference clear to all you haters and trolls'.

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>>50754836
This explains it

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Why are we discussing this dobson guy instead of the topic?

Are people really that triggered over this guy?

>>50755052
>/tg/ classic blunder.png

>>50753692
Little kid.

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>>50755052
Yes. They truly are.

>>50754007
>Things that I like and noone else cares about
>1776
How can you fuck up this hard at the very first point? Amerilards love it so much they have an entire holiday dedicated to it. It's like that "me vs other girls" post in that it's all entirely fucking mundane shit that most people kind of like but hipsters pretend only they like so they can stand out without actually being noteworthy in any way.

>>50754811
>A sexist, mysoginist jerk is assaulting an innocent damsel by doing nothing that actively harms her or without even touching her?
>Excuse me while I put him in a wheelchair, m'lady
I don't even read this faggot's comics and I hate him already.

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>>50754913
I don't understand people who use facebook and share everything. I can understand why he doesn't want himself to be photographed. Neither do I. Around here where I'm from, you can take pictures freely but if you are going to publish it somewhere, you need the permission from the person you are photographing.

Also. I bet he cares for the exposure for his art but not his face and that is perfectly understandable.

>>50755052
Someone post the cap that explains why Dobson is among the most hated people on the various boards

>>50754612
>he can't play dnd
Fucking seriously? Run a basic combat encounter and you've already got the gist of it.

>>50755241
The joke is that DnD is almost nothing but combat encounters.

>>50755261
Yeah, pretty much, i like it though.

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>>50755269
I don't. Therefore I can relate to Dobson in that. But if he means RPG's in general. Then I don't relate.

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>>50753692
>90's children's cartoon references!
>aren't we so quirky?!xD

>>50755297
Fair enough, at the very least we can agree that dnd's math and mechanics aren't really that insane, especially with 5e.

>>50754906
> when a girl says no she means yes
> Why does Dobson act like sexism is real??

>>50754612
>Dobson
>not understanding furries
ayy good bluff

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>>50755435
>not comprehending nonverbal cues

You might genuinely have the 'tism, lad.

>>50754612
>D&D
>Your +9 Mage attacks the hoard and fails! You lose!
My brain is struggling to understand this sentence and comes up with a blank.

- There is no such thing as a "+9" Mage. Level 9 Mage? Maybe. But not "+9".
- Mage is not a core class of D&D. I'm not even sure there is such a class in D&D.
- "Attacks the hoard"? Like the hoard of gold? Or did he mean "horde", like horde of orcs? In either case, this shit makes no sense.
- "Attacks the horde and FAILS"? This is the most lackluster attack description I've heard in a while, the only thing worse being "You attack and deal 10 damage".
- You don't lose in a game of D&D. Die? Sure. Fail to accomplish objectives and bring about the end of the world? Why not. But there are no victory/loss conditions in D&D.

I think I've just gone fully numb, but more importantly, I'm baffled by how vague and nondescript the sentence is, as if he's talking about some sort of generic RPG.

It's like when someone asks "What country do you like the most?", you answer "Ruritania". It's not smart, it's not funny and you look like a fucking idiot after it.

>>50755369
DnD is way simpler than many other systems just by virtue of including the defense in the attack roll.

>>50755544
Dobson is a fucking idiot is the real reason

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>>50755544
>somebody who claims to not understand something makes a summary of that thing that doesn't make sense

>>50755031
Jesus Christ this guy sounds like a shit. He never applied himself, blames everyone around him for that fact, entertains violent and melodramatic delusions of arch-nemeses and murder fantasies because girls didn't suck his dick for literally doing nothing? And what the hell do you do to get banned from using a bus for twelve years?

Also:
>The annoyance that people good in Sports were popular while people who were GENUINELY talented were beaten upon.
That fucking hypocrisy.

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>>50755052

>>50755544
You must be fun at parties

>>50755565
Yeah this is pretty much it.

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>>50755568

>>50755565
It's, like, the basic knowledge you get simply by virtue of creating your own character. If Dobson doesn't understand it, then he never played D&D in the first place.
It's like someone asks you "How well do you play piano?" and you answer "I dunno, I never tried".

>>50755584
>then he never played D&D in the first place.
I can guarantee you that's the case.

How much of this guy screams "I don't understand the appeal of this thing and don't see any harm in it, so I'll try it and see if I can broaden my horizons a bit"?

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You guys shouldn't pick on Dobson, he is a nice person and his art is really good. He is a super talented person and I think he is also pretty good looking you're probably all just upset that he is a successful artist while you are all fucking zero talent loser nerds.

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>>50755682
>successful
>artist
>nice person
>talented
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE

>>50755702
it is well known that dobson browses 4chan, just to see these threads about himself

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Ah Dobson, AKA Tom Preston, AKA Catty Nebulart

For something specific I'm confused why he bitches so much about them 'changing' Samus from her supposed green-haired roots but then goes on to absolutely love Other M where the creator has degenerated into making her into his fetishistic waifu & turned Adam into his own psychotic self-insert, defending it fanatically.

>>50755718
Probably because Dobs is a waifufag and a woman who doesn't need a man (ie: him, as all other men are *the enemy*) doesn't fit the bill for him.

>>50755718
That trap Link is maybe the only halfway appealing thing he's ever drawn.

>>50755822
That's less because it's an appealing picture, and more because trap link is sexy no matter how he's drawn.

>>50755129
Dobson was specifically talking about the musical 1776, which ran on Broadway and had a film version. From what I remember, the movie was a flop.

And dear lord. I can't believe he shares my appreciation of Nero Wolfe and the best actor to portray Sherlock Holmes...

>>50755212
Holy shit, Bones, a Pewdiepie/MLP fan and Dobson's gallery in the same screen grab. This might be the most fucking cancerous image I've seen in months

>>50755884
Even the worst people can appreciate good things, anon. Don't be disheartened by his affiliation with you.

>>50754034
I guess, if you're into inflation porn.

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>>50753720
Better yet, make him crazy.

Not "Muh Xtians" kind of crazy, "I legitimately think God is talking to me" kind of crazy.

>>50755926
Thinking God is talking to you does not make you crazy.
If that God voice starts fucking up your life, that's when you can be considered crazy.

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>>50754152

>>50754034
>if you ignore all the bad stuff, he has some good stuff.
What the fuck is this phrase?

>>50753692
Why not a Demon attempting to persuade and tempt the character since birth?

>>50755944
>Thinking God is talking to you does not make you crazy.

It does, we just don't say it because 'religion lol' is a get out excuse for doing lots of dumb shit

>>50755954
>filename
You should give Planescape a whirl.

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>>50755954
Sooo... you looking for a game?

>>50755214
why is that kid in medieval peasant clothing?

>>50756103
Does it more strongly incorporate the whole "rising to godhood because of worshippers" shtick?

>>50756114
I suppose that's contingent on Tomoko having a penis

>>50755944
>Thinking God is talking to you does not make you crazy.
Even in a world where gods are definitely a thing, if you're babbling like you're talking to your god, people are gonna look at you funny.

Priests could probably get away with it though.Or maybe if a god is well known to be constantly in contact with their followers.

>>50756150
>medieval
Are you stupid?

You think the middle ages were brown?
You think tank tops were around 1000 years ago?

>>50756265
>people are gonna look at you funny.
That doesn't make you crazy.

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>>50755682
adequate ironic shilling

>>50754007
>Jeremy Brett

Alright I gotta hand it to Dobson this one time, Brett is the best Holmes.

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>>50756394
Are you trying to tell me A Knight's Tale wasn't historically accurate?

>>50755544
He probably read or heard those terms somewhere, didn't understand them, and couldn't be arsed to investigate further.

>>50756690
I enjoyed a Knight's Tale, its historical anachronisms were amusing.

Like the blacksmith having the Nike tick for her personal symbol, emblazoned on the guy's armor so others would know of the smitherys quality craftsmanship.

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>>50756124
>white person says exterminate white people
>another white person agrees

>>50755182

Oh, this explains everything.

>>50755544
Mage was a class in 2nd edition.
Please don't hurt me

>>50756394
>You think the middle ages were brown?

It's like you haven't watched any historical drama from the last 20 years.

>>50756897
There was a whole thing where someone made a fake twitter pretending to be Brianna Wu and Dobson alternatively sucked up to and debased himself whenever they implied to be unhappy with him.
I think this sort of general begging for validation from extreme feminists is why he told the girl in mourning for her dead father to "Calm Thine Tits", because she might have said something that supports 'gamergate' at some point and thus became a chance to suck up further via a random putdown in his eyes?

The fake-Brianna Wu actually continued on for awhile until he cottoned on?

>>50756922
Running it now famalamadingdong, it's Magic-User with the subclass of Illusionist.

>>50757004
Either you're playing 1st edition or they changed it in the 1995 reprinting. "Mage" is definitely the basic class in the "Wizard" category in my PHB.

>>50757048
Hmm, which version of 2 do you have?
I use the one from the 70s, with the demon on the cover of the GM guide.
I know they reprinted it in the 80s to make it less "evil looking" to avoid controversy with churches, I think that GM guide had a gold dragon on it? They changed a bunch of names around.

There was also another reprinting at some point with what looks like Dr. Doom on the cover.

>>50753692
Imagine being at computers

>>50755031
>dobson was so horrible he was banned from the bus
To be fair, I only took the bus a few times and I almost got banned from it without doing anything

>I was on a trip with the marching band
>The windows were all foggy
>High school students were writing vulgar things all over the windows
>A friend comes over and starts talking to me
>Draws a dick on my window and runs off

At this point the driver was walking up the aisle, yelling at everyone

>She sees the giant dick on my window
>Yells at me
>I start giggling because I got pranked so hard
>She just keeps getting madder
>I can't stop the keks
>She tells me that if I don't stop laughing she'll get me thrown off the bus
>I literally have to hold my hands over my mouth to stop myself from laughing before she returns to the driver's seat

10/10 prank

>>50757098
Are you even thinking about the right game? The predecessor to modern D&D is AD&D, 1st and 2nd editions, which came out in 1977 and 1989, respectively.

>>50755608
Literally none.

>>50755182
>He would draw horrible renditions of my cartoon characters and proclaim that he was going to get HIS version to the public before I would
>and laugh at my "attempts" to get him sued for copyright infringement.

This Joshua guy sounds awesome

>>50757203
This is literally chris-chan-tier butthurt over shitty OCs (do not steal).

Dobson is a somewhat less retarded, somewhat more talented Chris(tine) Weston Chandler

>>50756124
>>50755581
Looks like we can add /pol/ to that list.

>>50755182
>He would draw horrible renditions of my cartoon characters and proclaim that he was going to get HIS version to the public before I would and laugh at my "attempts" to get him sued for copyright infringment.
Sounds like a great BBEG: a paladin of the goddess of spitefulness who, out of spite, becomes a greater do-gooder than the PCs and claims all their rewards before they can.

>>50753807
don't worry

it's not your religion

>>50754336
he stayed all night.

Imaginary friends are less interesting than imaginary friendships. Like the wizard whose "loyal familiar" is this completely non-magical wild crow who eats off his plate, fucks off at the first sign of danger, and is generally an asshole to everyone.

>>50754612
>never understand klingons
>black asian barbaric samurai IN SPACE
I think he understands them pretty well.

>>50756819
Obvious stuff aside, it's still one of the most accurate portrayals of medieval life in a movie. Same way that Scrubs is general considered to be the most accurate portrayal of a hospital.

>>50757098
That's 1st edition AD&D.
It can get confusing though, because its the second big era of D&D but it gets called 1st edition.

>>50757583
I remember for the Gladiator film they were going to have Maximus endorsing products celebrity-sportsman style, but they took it out because they didn't think anyone would believe that was a thing.

>>50757560
many people equate like with understand.

I.e. if you don't like something, it's not that it just doesn't appeal to you, but you just don't understand it man, if only you understood it then you'd like it.

So Dobson is trying to be nice "it's not that I hate [thing] - it must be because I don't 'get' it."

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>>50753692
I would have said just go the JoJo Stand route if it has a tangible presence in the game. If it doesn't, then the character is just schizophrenic.

>>50755042
Pure genius. More?

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>>50753692
Make a cowardly fighter, thieving bitch asshole who's imaginary friend is actually their inner conscious manifested as a powerful and wise paladin, constantly guiding them towards ultimate salvation and heroic efforts. Talk to your DM and maybe as a side plot have the paladin figure be the influence of a holy god trying to protect and save the character from the vices of the world and make them into a useful person or even avatar figure. You could get a cool progression from underhanded shitbag into genuine shining last hope of the world.

This thread has Blown Up beyond any hope of control

>>50758132
Do you mean the control was lost?

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>>50758364
I don't mean to Pressure you but maybe you should Expand your knowledge relating to bad webcomic memes.

>>50753753
>>Spend entire sessions arguing with the DM over whether or not Clarence gets to roll for attacks
that guy territory

>>50755544
It's gibberish. That's the joke.

>>50758437
You can solve it so easily.
Clarence gets to roll imaginary dice to attack imaginary enemies.
Clarence has imaginary HPs and if he can die.
You'll have to expend a real fortune to bring Clarence back to imaginary life. While he is imaginary dead, the delusional PC suffers a -2 on Int and Wis and a -1 on Cha and Con.

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Multiple personalities that talk to each other, like pic related

>>50755541
>nonverbal cues
fucking learn how to communicate with words you animals

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>>50758400
I doubt other webcomic memes will ever enjoy the status Loss has.
After all, the Loss meme no longer depends on its content or context. It simply is, like art. A simple | || || |_. A couple everpresent squiggles.

>>50758517
Put in some effort please. The rules to capitalization and punctuation are not too difficult, even for you.

>>50758568
Okay.
Fucking learn how to communicate with words, you animals!

>>50758526
1 2
2 50

>>50753852
When you realise you have roleplayed as clarence.

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>>50758526

>>50758669
>tfw after 5 sessions you finally get wise to the fact that your character is the imaginary friend of another character, and that's why the rest of the group has never reacted to anything you did or said

>>50758729
>tfw after 5 sessions you finally realize that you are an imaginary friend of another player, and that's why GM and other players don't react to your presence

>>50755581
Why does /tg/ guy aim at him with a bloody Power Glove?
/tg/=/=/vg/, learn my fucking pronouns.

>>50758781
It doesn't look like a Power Glove, it looks like /tg/ is about to do some sort of ROCKKETO PAAAAAANCH!

>>50756611

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UOTIW83oXs

Damn straight.

>>50756988
I think the "Calm thine tits" was because Dobson, buffoon he is, just plain didn't hear of Robin Williams' suicide yet.

>>50753692
I once summarized a character with a similar state of mind. Perhaps something in it would inspire you, it might fall under "edgy" though.

>Paladin Monk
>Only wears a helm with his holy symbol, no other armor
>Heavily tattooed with representations of all his greatest deeds, dedicated to his deity
>Sees his body and fists as the only honorable holy weapon which are to be honed to perfection though his crusade of righteousness
>Has schizophrenia which act as subconscious thoughts he perceives as instructions from his deity (which he can genuinely hear too)
>Often confuse the two voices
>While in battle he can get confused, listening to the other voice and is just as likely to dispense great punishment as he is to drift off into a fit of laughter while looking at everyone's shoes that are involved in the fight
>Truly believes he is doing the right thing when he burns down a house because he overheard the owner saying "it would be easier to just get a new home than fix this up"
>Constantly praises his deity while occasionally getting his name wrong
>Has terrible nightmares of his actions while asleep, it being the only place his subconsciousness and mind is "whole"
>Can "split" his soul from his physical form to fight spiritual beings
>Maintains consciousness and control of both at the same time
>The voices are randomly divided into each "shell", making the outcome unpredictable
>His insane voice loves to drink, because it numbs his rational voice from interfering
>Being drunk makes him go drunken-master, preferring headbutts, chest slams, shoulder jabs and palm hand fighting before fists and knees

>>50759268
>"edgy"
No, that's not edgy, that's immersion-breaking random.

If a God of Goodness doesn't drop his support for a guy who casually burns down other people's property there is something going wrong.

>>50759322
It was more like an example of how things CAN go rather than what is done. Taking things too literally but only for the sake of doing "good".

>>50756246
I dare you to find a doujin where she doesn't.

>>50758729
Nah i meant i played a character that acted like clarence, but was real. I think...

red dwarf mr flibble

>>50753692

Make the imaginary friend embody an essential subconscious process, like determination or self-esteem. Or, better yet, make the imaginary friend a "mental vizier". Not exactly embodying paranoia, but reminding the character to be cautious when things are going well and optimistic when things are going poorly.

>>50753692
Make your character a little girl.
Let the imaginary friend protect her.
Her imaginary friend is actually just her focus for magic/psychic energy.

Once someone convinces her of that or when she comes to this realization herself - she will lose her powers.

>>50760217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOE7qTAK87o

>>50756405
Yes.... yes it does.

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>>50760629
Consider yourself looked at funny.

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>>50760629
Then you must be hellishly crazy.

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>>50760662
Consider yourself looked at lewdly

>>50753753

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ko2XeX-S5Q

Pick your poison. Wolf or Mr. C

>>50760837
So what does that make me?

>>50760876
Hot.

>>50753692
Maybe in the form of a stuffed animal or another toy. If you go with that, it'd probably be easier to pull it off with a young woman (>25). Maybe who's on the shy, reserved side so she doesn't have a lot of friends and doesn't think very highly of herself, if the "stuffed animals as vehicles of self-esteem" theory is your jam.

Or someone important to them (like a parent or a sibling) who used to help them with their problems but died when they were fairly young so now they "talk" to them just as a way to clear their heads. It started when they were in some little crisis or another and they were just so desperate to talk it over with their dad/mom/brother/sister/friend that they started talking to them and they found that it seemed to help, so they got into the habit.

Or possibly something like Clovers from Review. Why did that segment hurt so much more than all the other terrible things that happened on that show?

>>50758494
But God and Dog never talk before the end, which is the entire point of the character. Dog is feral and wants to indulge in his basic needs and God's intelligence hurts his ego and thus needs to counteract it through physical pain. God on the other hand just wants to be it's own master and live without bindings, but Dog feels more comfortable with Father Elijah and this of course makes God verily angry because of how Elijah abuses Dog (such as forcing him to stay in a cage and doing nothing about the collar in his stomach).

>>50755182
It sounds like bully was just a regular friend.

But dobson couldn't handle the bantz even as a kid.

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>>50755581
I'm sure if he hates guns you can add /k/ to that list as well.

>>50754836
There's a difference between people taking pictures of you and people taking rude, intrusive pictures of your T&A.

To exaggerate a bit, it's like the difference between giving money to a homeless person and getting mugged by a homeless person. It may seem like the same end result, but they're very different experiences.

>>50754811
>seeing a blue animated teddy bear with a trilby is entirely mundane
>simultaneously, being told that a blue animated teddy bear with a trilby exists is considered outside the realm of consideration
The fuck is up with this worldbuilding?

>>50762391
>To exaggerate a bit,
No, that's a completely false equivalence. One of the two is active, the other one is passive.

>There's a difference between people taking pictures of you and people taking rude, intrusive pictures of your T&A.
>rude, intrusive
These are subjective and they don't really apply when you yourself choose to dress up in a costume that emphasizes T&A.
He is only taking pictures of what she intends to be seen.

>>50761502
Giving Probston the benefit of the doubt in assuming he's being truthful in his account (and not exaggerating or fabricating things) I wouldn't go so far as to say the bully was a "friend", but he is definitely more of the "kind of a knob who has trouble with boundaries" type of bully than the "actively seeks to hurt you, specifically" type.

>>50762450
You went out with $20 you were thinking of giving to a homeless person, why do you care how he gets it?

>>50762505
You are holding on to your nonsense?

To make your silly metaphor fit the situation we are actually talking about, it's like kidnapping a girl and forcing her to wear something sexy so you can take photos of her.

>>50762538
You were already planning on giving him the money. He didn't make you have the money. He just took it from you without asking.

>>50762587
Are you trying to be funny?

>>50762605
Not especially. Just trying to help you understand why taking pictures of someone who doesn't want you to take pictures of her is bad. You seemed lost, so I'm trying to equate it to something you might have an easier time understanding.

Maybe you can help me out. What, exactly, is confusing you about that concept?

>>50762636
>someone who doesn't want you to take pictures
That doesn't describe a cosplayer really.

It's like holding a sign-post saying "FREE MONEY" and then complaining when people are trying to get some from you. That's what would make your metaphor work.
Is the guy you are envisioning getting robbed holding up such a sign?

>>50762669
If she says "please stop taking pictures of me", what about that makes you think she wants people taking pictures of her?

>>50762717
>she says "please stop taking pictures of me",
And from that point onward I no longer support any photo taking.

Oddly enough, the comic doesn't depict any further action from the hobby photographer.

>>50762739
>And from that point onward I no longer support any photo taking.
Fine. I'll take that.

I think more pictures are implied to have happened off-panel, it's just that more panels means Dobson would have to spend more time drawing and less time eating McDonalds and masturbating to Zero Suit Samus.

Also I just noticed the photographer is taking a picture of her butt but "your girls" typically refers to the breasts. My best guess is that the camera takes pictures of someone's front from the back, like some forgettable episode of the Twilight Zone.

>>50762717
>>50762739
Well, maybe it's a cultural thing but in my country the social norm is that you ask for permission before taking any pictures.

But then, couple decades ago you could get shot for taking pictures so maybe it's just the old habits...

>>50762922
>I think more pictures are implied to have happened off-panel,
It would be really easy to add one or two speech bubbles to actually imply that.

Also, even if she stopped one guy from taking photos, she's still wearing a skimpy outfit inviting more enthusiasts. If she doesn't want any photos to be taken, she needs to get out of that outfit. Anything else is on her.

>>50763151
It's not really her fault if other people are being creepy to her, it's the fault of the people being creepy. Maybe she just likes Power Girl.

>>50763321
I mean, she really should expect that to happen if she dresses up like Power Girl.

Not to say it's right, but it's what happens and people should know that by now.

>>50763720
But if everyone just rolls over and caves to the creepiest common denominator, then the problem will never go away.

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>>50754887
Clarence failed his perform roll

>>50763784
Well, there's already rules against it that people could get kicked out for. Aside from everyone being slapped with behavior modification collars entry, Im not sure what else you want them to do to stop it.

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>>50760447
Or she'll grow up, becoming wise and self-actualizing, but at the same time losing the innocent beliefs of childhood.

No longer can she rely on someone else to protect her. Now, she must take care of herself, and look out for her friends.

>>50763808
I'd visit the fuck out of a con where everyone had behavior modification collars.

Mostly in the hope of wacky mind control hijinx

>>50763808
I would kinda like if people stopped, by and large, saying "but she was basically asking for it! She's wearing something skimpy, so she's an object for your pleasure now" online, enabling the people who do that sort of thing by making it seem like they were right and they're being persecuted for their rightness.

>>50754919

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uscmRI9ZrE

>>50753692

I would think that just making the imaginary friend happy, chill, and fairly reasonable without giving the character some traumatic reason for it would be fine. Maybe they're even a voice OF reason. See: Calvin and Hobbes (debates about actual existence aside)

Why do they still have them at a later age? Maybe they didn't grow out of it, or maybe they were able to reconcile the ideas of 'real and not real' along with it. Technically, there isn't anything WRONG with having an imaginary friend, because the concept in itself doesn't imply how you think about it. I mean, when you get down to it, the whole thing could be compared to having a 'character' that talks to you (so to speak) and tells you how they would react to things, which is _really_ common among writers, for instance.

>>50753692
By not laying it on thick as fuck. This is seriously one of the biggest reasons you see so many cringy characters whose "wacky" antics disrupt the game and just make you want to pound the player's head into the nearest wall.

Sure, make them crazy, or weird, or suffering from trauma, or whatever. Have them mentioning their imaginary friend. Make notes or quips about it. Just as an aside thing. Don't hog the spotlight, don't let it be your character's sole defining trait, and sure as fuck don't go full retard with it.

Basically, make it non-intrusive, an intresting characteristic of your character instead of their whole personality. Making your character a onesided running gag is tiresome as fuck in general.

Also, humor goes a long way, if you don't want to be all serious about it.

>>50754034

I recognize that snake hookah.

>>50753692
> Have high perception or equivalent
> Constantly talk to your friend making comments about shit other players won't notice
> Work with DM to do creepy shit like knowing shit like secrets about the nobles while secretly just rolling high on knowledge and shit making them think somethings up
> Have it ambiguous if he or she is real because of weird noises that be coincidences

>>50754063
By that logic, Ctrl+Alt+Del would be changing the name of comedy as we know it, blazing innovative trails that others could only hope to follow

>>50755031
The best part about this

>School sucked because I was bad at it
>Jocks were popular even though they didn't have REAL talent

So if you sucked at school and sucked at sports, what is real talent to you?

>>50765319
Well, Loss is pretty well known.

See:
>>50758728
>>50758659
>>50758526

>>50765551
But not for good reasons.

I don't get this one. >>50758659

>>50765607
Think roman numerals
I
II
II
L

>>50765618
Aahhh. Subtle.

>>50754336
>FUNsubstance

Where does this shit come from

>>50765724
Pssst.

hey kids you want some FUNSUBSTANCE?

>>50756394
Technically speaking, yes, items of clothing similar to tank tops have been around for thousands of years.

>>50758781
I assumed it was a power fist

>>50763321
>It's not really her fault
It's her provocation.
Cosplay generally is done for public effect.

>>50764054
>but she was basically asking for it!
No one is raping her or saying rape is okay.
She is wearing that costume in order to be seen in that costume. She has made that decision. That doesn't excuse people ignoring her telling them to stop taking photographs of her. But it is one of the traditional messages that says "LOOK AT ME!"
If you can't deal with people looking at your A&T, don't dress like that. That IS her fault and that IS her asking for it.
People who don't want to be objectified should not objectify themselves.

>>50767794
>wearing a particular type of clothing makes someone an object
The only thing that makes you not a person is dying.

>>50767900
Right. But if you wear a swastika out in public, people are gonna draw certain... conclusions about you.

>>50765319
>By that logic, Ctrl+Alt+Del would be changing the name of comedy as we know it,
You don't quite understand logic.
The assumption that a certain trait does not make a comic bad does not mean a very well articulated version of that trait makes a comic good.
The very post you are responding to says exactly that, so I am not sure how you can make this logical mistake.

It's like saying: "cookies should have some sugar, so if I make cookies that are 95% sugar, everybody will love them."
Are you a little girl? Then I can only advice you to stick to the recipe and not try any crazy experiments with sugar.

The actual deduction to be taken from the assumption is:
If being a horrible person does not make one a bad comic artist, then Ctrl Alt Del is a bad comic for reasons completely unrelated to the fact that its author is a horrible person.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Tom_Preston

It's like a discount version of ChrisChan.

>>50757358
I like it.

>>50767794
Cosplaying is in my mind the same as converting & painting miniatures or making a painting. It is a way to show appreciation to your subject matter - something that you like - or a way to show your skill as an artist/crafter to be able to make the cosplay suit. Be as racy as it is. I don't mind people looking at me in convention, it is the suit they are looking. That is fine. I'm there to enjoy the atmosphere and have fun. It is nice and fun when someone politely asks for a photo but it really makes thing feel weird if there is someone stalking behind my back taking photographs. Usually the creepiest scatter when they find out I'm male.

>>50768542
>Cosplaying is in my mind the same as converting & painting miniatures or making a painting.
I hope nobody complains about people ogling their paintings after they've brought them to a public place.

>>50754612
The funniest part of this comic is how he apparently needs a thesaurus for the very simple words that cloud is saying

>>50755581
I like how /sp/ is not-so-subtly placed as if he were /a/'s stand

>>50753692
A person who has to deal with 7yo him's thought process

>>50767919
So if I cosplayed as the Major, from Hellsing, what conclusion would people draw?

>>50755031
>we only ever had one black kid in my entire 12 years of schooling.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that he has no trouble lecturing people about how America should handle race-relations anyway.

>>50769076
Hellsing TV mirrored the swastika from what I remember.

>what conclusion would people draw [if they didn't recognize that it was an anime cosplay]?
What do you think?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10419817/Man-in-Nazi-uniform-kicked-out-of-Asda.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/men-nazi-uniforms-spark-fury-3565382

If they recognize you as wearing an anime cosplay, they won't react like that of course. But then they'll have to be able to tell that specific details of your uniform supersede the message sent by the general impression.
Most people won't.

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>>50754919
See, anon, I have this really groundbreaking theory about women. You see, the thing is, women, as like the whole gender(no exceptions) might secretly be fucking dumb.

Once I realized that and stopped treating them like beings deserving of my respect my sex-life, dating-game and relationships all improved.
You should try it out too. Dont treat a woman like a human being capable of rational thought, treat her like a pet. Curb down your expectations and handle her like you would handle a cat or a dog.

>>50760447
A talking Stand?

>>50769076
That depends, are you Standard Major, or Fanboy Major?

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>>50769092
well if it's anything like his views on gender/feminism etc...

>>50758805
>>50766428
whatever that is supposed to be, it doesn't look a whole lot like anything /tg/-related

Have your character be implanted with a "corporate loyalty chip" or maybe a futuristic "former alcoholism prevention implant" and it unbenknownst to him cannot actually converse with him but has developed a personality inside his brain. If the setting is not scifi replace chip with just a magical growth or a telekinetickk pet or something use imagination

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>>50769278
Sir, could you please stop skipping intelligence briefings to shitpost on 4chan, Pence said he'd electrocute us all if we let you out of our sight again.

>>50754190
>the sign says closed but the door is open
>lol why are they glaring at me
Nobody can be this retarded. If you went to any store and walked in on the employees when it was closed they'd be fucking pissed

>>50754612
What the fuck does the periodic table have to do with anything

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>>50769311
Great Major for sure

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>>50769501

>>50754317
We're just following rules one and two faggot.

>>50769591
But knowing the periodic table exist show that you are so smart compared to those braindead retard sport player.

>>50769572
>Nobody can be this retarded.
All evidence to the contrary.

>>50769521
*Tips Fedora*
M´Lady!

>>50769698
>waah was bad at achidemics
>but i am waaaaaaaaaay SMARTER than the JOCKS!
typical faggot who has done nothing , but still needs to feel better than everyone

>>50769698
>>50770715
I think the joke is that he doesn't understand the meaning of the numbers on the uniforms.

>>50770727
what
really?
that a pretty shit joke

>>50754612
>He thinks D&D is played with monopoly houses
No wonder he doesn't get it.

>>50770760
>Not using a monopoly house as a token for the mighty gazebo.

>>50755052
I have never heard of this guy before. Can I get the tl;dr version?

>>50770818
It would be too small.
I use legos to represent normal peopple.

>>50757560

Klingons are Space Russians though.

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ALL DAY BRO

he deleted his video playing skyrim at 10 fps while whining about internet harrassment?

>>50770855
In TOS they are. In TNG they're black viking space samurai

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>>50753692
Why not this guy?

>>50754034
>who are still finding their stride
which is why is art has only gotten worse.
this nigga has to go back to art school, i know a number of artists younger then him who hate him by virtue of this degrading skill.

>>50753692
Mr. Francis York Morgan.

>>50770927
scorpius too cool for dis school

>>50754811
I thought it was going to end with the blue bear attacking the cosplayer.

That would have been funny. This is just bizarre.

>>50755219

>liking Foamy and Neurotically Yours in general
Holy shit, Dobson gets worse and worse with every fact you find out about him

>>50755944
> Thinking God is talking to you does not make you crazy.
I really hope this was meant in-setting.

>>50771151
I also like Foamy. I probably have shit taste. I won't apologize for that.

Although the fact that people like Dobson also enjoy it does make me feel slightly dirty the more I think about it. More than slightly. A lot more in actual fact. The underside of my skin needs cleaning type dirty.

>>50771274
Medically speaking, a person does not count as insane unless their psychological issues are actually interfering with their ability to live fulfilling lives (or threaten the lives of others).

>>50754865
If youre in a public space you have no right to photographic privacy, sure its still a dick move to take pictures of someone when they don't want it, but still within the law.

>>50755884
Given what he says about the movie, I'm pretty damn sure he didn't even watch it. It's a good show--well, from my perspective, anyway--and he makes it sound like a shallow cringe comedy where the chorus of every song is just "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER".

>>50762587
A mugging is completely different because there is an expectation of violence if you don't comply. They're usually done at knife point too so.

>>50771377
>If youre in a public space you have no right to photographic privacy,
You kind of do.
Not really, but for example if somebody's going to publish the picture, then you can sue them.

>>50771341
You're thinking of "high functioning," individuals. It's the medical phrase that means the person has an outstanding mental condition but is also fit for daily life. It doesn't mean they're not insane, it just means they're not dysfunctional. Technically you can't even diagnose anyone as "insane," anymore. I don't think the US has counted insanity as a medical condition since the early 1900s; it's a legal thing now.

>>50769673
20 minutes

>>50753692
WHERES THE JOKE DOBSON
WHERE IS IT

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>>50758781
>>50758805
>>50769485
Allow me to educate you.

>>50771577
>i know the tune for that superpopular 90s kids show that pretty much everyone who grew up them saw
>aren't i quirky and nerdy and cool lol xD

>>50755944
Many times Schizophrenia doesn't result in voices telling you to do bad things, in some cultures people hear the voices of ancestors trying to motivate them and lead them down a good path. Doesn't mean they don't suffer from Schizophrenia, doesn't mean they aren't mentally ill, doesn't mean they aren't crazy.

You could easily just have them live by an extremely religious and moral code because god tells them to. If they come up with a good plan, solve a riddle, or manage to use diplomacy well you might want them to sometimes say "god gave me the plan/solution/told me what to say" as though they literally mean god told them with an actual voice what to do.

>>50770927
Came here to post that.

>>50771377
>If youre in a public space you have no right to photographic privacy
Not that anon, but where I'm from, you do.

Also, just because it's not against the law doesn't mean it's not completely inappropriate from a social standpoint. Specifically if you're taking a picture of someone's ass and catcalling on top of that, like in that comic.

And in the specific context of conventions... those are not public spaces. Are they?

>>50755235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHjpDDqAuc0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVjNgEOrgGw

>>50771808
Man that voice-over is cancer.

>>50771377
Pretty sure that's only true in america.
>>50771771
>those are not public spaces. Are they?
No, which is something that some people have a hard time understanding. It's a private function and the organizers make the rules.

>>50770906
To be fair, the original Wii had a bunch of good games, just the same as PS3/XboX360. I'm ashamed tha5 Dobson's hypocrisy of "LMAO BROWN TINT COVER SHOOTERS" is now associated with people who are genuinely defending the Wii.

>>50769423
>Everyone is gay, trans, or a faggot
>Humanity dies out in 60 years

>>50772448
In 60 years we will have a cure for aging, and sufficient technology that we can create offspring in the lab.

>>50756059
What are you talking about? Thinking God or Jesus or Allah or whatthefuckever is personally talking to you will get you into deep shit with 99% of congregations of any religion.

That's GOD you're hallucinating about. Churches take that shit seriously. Joan of Arc had answer to an Inquisition and she still eventually got burned at the stake.

>>50772612
Joan of Arc had answer to the Inquisition and got burned at the stake because the Catholic Church at the time was highly corrupt and many people who held sway over it wanted her campaign to fail, even people who were supposedly on her own side, but wanted someone else to take the credit for expelling England from France.

>>50754887
>>50753753

Reminds of that guy from the dragonborn dlc in skyrim, who thinks Arkay is constantly speaking to him.

>>50772724
Jeanne just had to go full retard and try to campaign against les goddams without having sufficient artillery support.

>>50772823
Not the Dragonborn DLC. That was Dawnguard.

>>50757250
>more talented

Debatable.
Even then, intentionally or not, Chris-Chans life is top of the line performance art, Dobson can't even compete.

>>50764025
>Mostly in the hope of lewd mind control hijinx
FTFY

>>50772915

Yes that's it, my bad.

I think his name is florenius or something.

>>50772724
>but wanted someone else to take the credit for expelling England from France.
Preferably someone who didn't hallucinate about saints and had a penis.

>>50772474
That's a really optimistic proposal for how long these things take.

>>50771906
That's the thing, Even if Dobson says something yo completely agree with, you will still hate him for saying it.