Citizens! We are called upon to wage war in the name of the Emperor

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Didn't we do this yesterday?

>>50748256

I don't know. I didn't see one yesterday. Regardless

>Planetary Defense Force: What the Guard doesn't want, the PDF will take.

We're PDF. While the regiments take to the stars we defend the homefront! Now then, who fills the ranks of our forces? Roll a d100!

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>50748305

>>50748215
Her face does not fit her posing, both in anatomy and emotion.

>Firstborn: Chosen by right of being the eldest child.

Our planet gives their first born children to the PDF to defend us. Such is the honor!

Roll a d10 for how we recruit our first born.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>50748352

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>>50748215
I choose the right side of history.

>>50748215
Wasn't yesterday's ISIS.

>>50748373

Standard conscription. All first born from all walks and classes join our ranks

roll a d100 for our homeworld

>>50748388
only a laspistol to the head can cure this heresy

>>50748392
I remember seeing one that was basically 40k ISIS but that was a while ago it seemed like.

>>50748412

Let's see where we're going...

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50748412
>>50748439

Note to self, don't be an idiot and hit the spacebar.

>>50748450

For the sake of expediency I'll take the first result that pops up, then again what is the meaningful difference between a civilized world and a hive world? If we want one or the other then we can decide that latter, for now we're a hive world

D100 for our terrain!

>>50748486

On second thought, we're a civilized world, fuck it.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>50748486

Eh, civilized world would be Earth as is right now.

>>50748502

We're Urban. jesus we're about as vanilla as it gets so far. Hopefully the next roles will be more interesting.

What unit types do we have? Roll d100

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>50748518

Hey, you need the vanilla shit to make the weird shit look even weirder.

>>50748524

Maybe we might be getting somehwere

Our PDF focuses on siege. Perhaps our urban city is a massive fortress? Hopefully we don't turn into !Cadia.

d10 for specialization!

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>50748551

Might be that the PDF serves as the training point for the actual Tithe before they ship out?

>>50748562

We specialize in Trench warfare, not surprising I suppose.

Maybe. you could be promoted to the Guard rom our PDF after you get your certification in ditch digging.

D10 for loyalty rating. This ought to be hilarious.

>>50748388
i dont even know what reeses pieces are and i am mad

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>50748602

So we're pretty much a police blockade?

>>50748617

Nah. We're WW1 France. HOLD THE LINE WITH GIANT GUNS AND TRENCHES.

>>50748617

Holy fucking shit, we're heretical ditch diggers!

Roll a d100 for special swag. Now things are going to get interesting.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>50748634

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>50748634
Heretical trenchmen? Nice.

>>50748655

War trophies. Apparently we take trophies from whatever dies against our walls and trenches. We must be bro'd up with the Iron warriors or something

What's our creed? d100

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>50748680

Born to feel!

>>50748634

What do we need this Emperor for anyway He just sits on his throne all day looking important. Do you think he'd ever pick up a shovel and actually contribute?

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>50748693
Forgot how to roll

>>50748683

For the...Emperor?

Well, this only gets stranger and stranger. We may be heretics but we're heretics for the lord.

d100 for our bros.

>>50748700
Our Emperor is not the lazy fuck on Terra that's for sure.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>50748710

If this ain't the Alpha Legion I dunno what we're doing.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>50748700
Private, that's some straight up heresy right there, and it's the truth. You're on your way to Officers' School with that sort of talk!
>>50748710
Well shit.

>>50748719

Fuck are we? Because the Spess murines are our bros Probably is the Alpha legion

Now who are our enemies? d100

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>50748751
Vive le Vrai Empereur?

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>>50748710

> Fervent belief in the Imperial cult and the righteous mission of digging moar trenches

>>50748753

Chaos space marines. Clearly Tzeencth is doing back flips now.

The last field is for minor xenos we deal with but that depends how important we want it to be. Fuck, we have enough on our hands figuring this shit out.

If we do its a d100.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>50748788

>>50748793

And finally, when we're not fighting (helping?) Chaos marines we've got a hate boner for vagina faced blueberries.

Holy shit, non of this makes any fuckking sense.

>>50748816
Long live the True Emperor, dig Chaos Marines to death, and fuck blueberries to death? WE'LL MAKE IT WORK SOME WAY, SOMEHOW!

So, to recap our accomplishments:

We're a PDF from a civilized Urban world that focuses on Siege Warfar and specialize in Trench digging.

While we're clearly heretics, we apparently fervently believe in the Emperor for we are allied with the Space Marines and have a grudge against Traitor Marines while also dealing with the Tau.

So clearly something about us has damned us but fuck it if we're not going to stop those blue cow things from touching the empire I guess?

>>50748816

This is /tg/. We managed to turn 'maniacal insomniac marines' into something awesome.

>>50748853
Or we just pissed off the Ecclessiarchy somehow and they started shitting on us.

We're probably on the border of the Tau empire, so we specialize in siege warfare with trenches to keep those blueberries from expanding.

>>50748865

Indeed, I'm interested to see how we spin these fucks

>>50748866
Could go back to why we hate the traitor marines. Maybe they did something to us to have us condemned to this planet somehow. Mutation perhaps? Did we pull a Krieg except now we have to be baby sat by a Space Marine chapter?

>>50748853
>alpha legion tricked us into thinking loyal Marines were heretics

Maybe we have been condemned as heretics, but are still fiercely loyal, which is why we're offering our firstborns up to protect the empire?

Forgot to mention we're trophy takers as well. Probably would piss off a loyalist chapter if we somehow took something of theirs when they slammed into our walls and tripped over our trenches.

So... what if we're guardsmen who believe the whole "Kill the Xenos, Xenos bad, Xenotech bad" is a load of ork shit, and see rearing up the Tau to be the Imperiums' loyal communist allies as a sensible concept?

>>50748963

They sure as shit wouldn't let us use the Tau weapons. Although the Traitor Marines maybe tricked us into thinking the Tau were cool if we never saw or encountered them before.

We are or were a vanilla world after all.

>>50748388
ew

>>50748999

We joined up with the Tau (read: The government went heretic), but we kicked them off our planet with the help of [INSERT MARINE CHAPTER HERE]. Never the less, we're still considered 'penitant'.

Sound good?

>>50749063

Seems good. We're still under heavy suspicion and our Bro marines are willing to not accidently us we find our selves wanting more then we already are for buying into the Tau's ideas.

>>50749097

Righto then. I gotta get myself shuteye, but I'll see if this thread is still around when I do drag myself out of bed. If not, I'll peek at the archives.

>>50749063
so if we're going with this, what's a good chapter for it? It'd have to be a forgiving one. Maybe Salamanders?

>>50749172

I could see the Mandingo marines not instantly exterminating us but just as likely I think the Smurfs probably would act as our stewards as well or should we leave it up to the dice and create a chapter?

>>50749198
the dice has served us well thus far

>>50749249

Sounds good to me

Should we auto assume certain parts of the chart to fit what we're going for or just yolo it?

Either way, d10 for why we were founded.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>50749282

>>50749282
I say yolo and maybe fudge it after

>>50749295

>>50749300

We might not have to if this keeps up

We're a standing force standing guard for this area.

d100 for when we were founded.

>>50749315

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>50749315
that was embarrassing

>>50749345

We're an unknown chapter....

This ought to be interesting for the Traitor angle.

Who's our daddy d100.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50749366

>>50749389
>39
If my memory serves, I'm annoyed

>>50748853
>>50748215
THE RESULTS AREN'T HARD TO EXPLAIN, OP

>HERETICAL
>FOR THE EMPEROR
>ANTI CHAOS
>ANTI ALIEN
>BROS WITH SPESS MURINES

WE'RE CLEARLY SEPARATISTS. WE HAVE LOST FAITH IN THE IMPERIAL GOVERNMENT AS RULED BY THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA AND THOUGH WE STILL OFFER OUR PRAYER AND FEALTY TO THE EMPEROR, WE REJECT IMPERIAL LAW AND TITHE. WITHIN OUR HEAVY FORTIFICATIONS WE ARE SELF SUFFICIENT.

OUR SPACE MARINE ALLIES ARE SOME SORT OF CUSTOM CHAPTER THAT'S FOLLOWED US INTO OUR REVOLUTION, AND WE SHOULD ROLL THEM NEXT.

>>50749389

>>50749401
Hate to break it to you but we've been riding the Vanilla bus around the tarmac and supposedly we're claiming poppa smurf's our daddy.

d10 for purity

>>50749401
Sorry, my dice roll usually suck. ;~;
>>50749412
SWEET JESUS, HE MIGHT HAVE CRACKED THE CODE!
>>50749414
Can we call them Papa?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>50749414

>>50749423

So I guess we're all renegade as fuck it seems

>>50749426
Which is fine because we're flawed as fuck. woo lads. roll a d10 for our flaw

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>50749442

>>50749442
.flawed as fuck
no wonder they followed us out.

>>50749444

Hyper stimulated omophagia. So we're super cannibals.

D10 for demeanor

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>50749459

>>50749466

Cleanse and Purify. Afterall we can't eat if we vaporize everything.

d10 for the chapter flaw

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>50749484

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>50749484

>>50749494
>>50749495

The 2 result seems more sensible for what the hell's going on now. man this is too perfect.

We stand alone and apparently with our PDF bros.

d100 for figure of legend

>>50749412
doesnt that make us traitors not heretics
which is the one thing worse then heresy

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>50749514

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Where's the page for the Imperial Guardsmen rolls? Also, obligatory FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>50749521

Re rolled for the guard, we're rolling for the Space marin bros.

>>50749520
One of our company captains is our figure of legend. d100 to see what this bastard did.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50749536

>>50749543

Sir Orkbane apparently. He fucked Orks to the point they whisper his name in their sleep.

d10 for homeworld or keep our current world?

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>50749571
I'd say keep current, but lets roll for options

>>50748388
>skittles
>the murder fuck vomit of Slaanesh
>mixed in with glorious M&M and Reese's pieces

What heretical monster did this?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>50749571
Gentle or rough fucking?

>>50749582

55 gives us a feral world

>>50749590
You know Orks only take it one way.

I think the Feral thing is more amusing considering we're calling ourselves smurflings.

That said, what's our terrain? d100

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>50749616

>>50749628

We come from a Feral desert world. I can't even fathom what to make of this chapter right now.

d10 for how we rule this dirtball.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>50749651

>>50749667

Distant rule, we kidnap new recruits as needed.

Should we bother with chapter Org? If so then d10

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>50749690
Always bother with it.

>>50749714

You know what? It works out I guess. Forgive my lack of faith in the dice.

We have a unique organization.

d10 for combat doctrine.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>50749742
wonderful

>>50749757

We specialize in shock and awe.

roll d100 for speciality restrction because re rolled unique organization

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>50749788
We're the hammer while the PDF is the shield?

>>50749854

Seems to be. Weird because we don't have Devestators

Maybe the next roll will take care of that. d100 for special equipment.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>50749873

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>50749873
What did we get as specialty restriction?

>>50749926

We lost devestators

So, coin toss, do we go with 4 which is traditional weapons or 88 which is perferred fight style?

Beyond that, d100 for our beliefs.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>50749979

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>50749979
Preferred

>>50748215
How do I roll?

>>50750029

Alright, we'll figure that one out after.

So...

>>50750023
The Emperor above all.

..HA!

What's our chapter strength looking like? d10

>>50750062

dice+#d# in the option field, where # are actual numbers like 1d100.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>50750067

>>50750110

We're understrenght and recovering from a massive loss of bodies.

I think we can leave our chapter relations and enemies could be the same as our PDF dudes.

Man, what a ride. What the hell do we call these assholes? We still need to figure out what their preferred fighting style is.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>50750086

>>50750166

For shits and dicks and giggles we'll say we have a particular enemy in a daemon prince (that was what the number was for).

Maybe they are associated with the Traitor marines?

>>50750187
now what do i do

>>50750211

Well, we've pretty much hit the end of the creation chart as they call for who our chapter is bros and enemies with.

The chapter was created after we created our PDF so the next step is to figure out the fluff behind these guys.

We're feral world desert people who practice shock and awe and are bros with master siege masters who are really good at digging trenches.

Bolters and chainswords a-plenty perhaps? He rush out the gates and leap over ditches to slice and shoot the vagina faced Tau?

>>50750252
So far so good
whats the next step

>>50750290

Names and fluff for the PDF and the Chapter. Why are we heretics who go Emperor Fuck Yeah? What circumstance lead us to be hunkered down on our homeworld as expert Trench Warfare specialist and what sort of neat trophies have we taken as a result.

>>50750290
Roll the Tau Cadre, Chaos marine Warband and the Inquisitor who has to look into everything.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>50750329

>>50750338

well shit, this could get crazy fast but fuck it.

Alright, rolling for Tau Cadre

What phase was our sept founded? roll d10

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>50750374

>>50750456

The third sphere of expansion. I'm not as intimately familiar with Tau so I don't know what that means.

d10 for homeworld

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>50750486

>>50750513

Our homeworld is urban.

I'm actually starting to get tired but if anyone else wants to continue have at it. Hope it's around in the morning.

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