'Kay, /TG/ I'm bored, Let's do a creation thread
Roll me a D4 so we can see if we are a bunch of chaos fuckups, imperial dogs, or filthy xenos.
no replies, even more bored
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>50720053
Okay, xeno it is.
Roll a d6
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>50720313
Tau Cadre, it is then... Here's hoping for a farsight Enclave
1d10, Please?
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>50720435
we are from the 3rd sphere of expansion
(I know jackshit about the tau, so this will be fun)
Another D10 for homeworld terrain
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>50720488
Desert, we live on a desert... well I was not expecting that
Another D10 for Tactical Philosophy.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>50720488
Tau can be fun thanks to auxiliaries
Mont'ka, the killing blow.
>>50720530
auxiliaries, I knew the tau had them... but that the extant of my knowladge, besides the memes, of course.
Would you kindly, roll a 1d100?
>>50720560
Good god, EXTANT, that triggers my inner grammer nazi.
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>50720560
Preferred tactic: Hybrid with stationary units supporting mobile ones
Well, at least we're not boring!
Another 1d10.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>50720654
It'll be fine
Our primary function is adaptive, okay, not sure if our leader is flexible, or just crazy.
1d10, again
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>50720686
Woo
Our adherence to the greater good is, average, great.
1d10, For amount of auxilaries
new OP needed, gotta go to work early tomorrow.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>50720738
Nighty night
G'night old OP, we hope you sleep well.
>>50720764
Well seems we are a majority Auxillary Cadre. We are unusual.
Roll a d20 to see what kind of auxillaries we are.
Bumping with tau art.
>>50721086
>>50721105
>tfw Civ threads are a faint /tg/ memory
>>50721126
>>50721128
True. But old /tg/ remembers.
>>50721162
>>50721182
>>50721128
>>50721162
What I really miss was old/tg/heim. We had a legitimately fun couple of weeks before it died.
>>50721213
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>50721018
Rolling
>>50721373
Thank you sir, the mjority of our auxiliary are Morralian Deathsworn.
Roll d100 for our preferred enemy.
>>50721397
>Morralian Deathsworn
Who?
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>50721421
Roll!
>>50721429
They are odd looking. I can't find much on them.
>>50721439
Our preferred enemy is Eldar!
Knife ears must dislike us for some reason...
Roll a d10 for Cadre leader.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>50721487
Ethereal get!
>>50721500
And ethereal got. I'm impressed.
Roll d10 for our glorious leaders personality.
>>50721500
>Called it
>Dubs
THE ETHEREALS BLESS US, SHAS'UI!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>50721524
Rolling for angry/ruthless due to him/her being frustrated beucase the auxiliaries do not do things the "right" way.
>>50721550
Our leader is "Alhosive" (means reclusive)
Let me type this all out.
>>50721397
Can anybody find any fluff on these guys beyond being part of the Empire? I'm not finding anything.
We brave few are on the forefront of the Tau empire. Our people claimed these lands during the 3rd and most recent expansion, with a mixture of diplomacy and martial skill.
Our new Sept's home is a desert world, in a system not so very different from those of our ancestors, but home to a strange indigenous population.
Our Sept fields an irregular force with irregular tactics. We follow the old ways of Mont'ka, striking our foes where it hurts most, but in a way totally our own.
Where our progenitors would use a force of Tau and drones, we have allied with these Morillians and they now form the backbone of our forces.
So truly do they believe in the promise of the greater good, those who join our forces take the mantle of 'deathsworn', to spread our peace or die trying.
Our new allies are well found, as we have also found new adversaries here. The ancient Eldar call this system esentia and have run a near bizzare campaign of tricks and subterfuge against us ando our allies.
These new foes are well matched however, we have the tactical brilliance of our own Aun' Alhosive. Her leadership and Morralans tenacity have allowed us to meet the Eldar blow for blow, and carve out a home here.
>>50721674
All I know is that they come from the angriest tau planet because of magic sun shit.
What should we call our new desert sept?
>>50721836
If that's all we have, then I'm stumped about how we're supposed to fluff a regiment made up of xenos with no fluff. I mean, are there at least any battles they've been in? Any friends enemies we can use to guess their personalities?
>>50721935
None that I could find. My google-fu is weak tonight. Guess we have to do it ourselves.
But alas, I also must also get to bed.
You elegan/tg/entlemen have been great.
If someone wants to throw this all on 1d4chan we can work on it more tomorrow, otherwise, this was fun and remember its all for the greater good.
Holy shit, I did not expect this!