>You're a vampire. >You do not have fangs.

>>50668612
Use a knife and drink from the wound, I suppose.

>>50668612
With your mouth?

>>50668612
From a wine glass, like every civilzed vampire.

Sharpened crazy straw, duh.

>>50668612
Well, it's menstruation then.

Use my vampire strength to literally rip their head off and drink from the neck hole like a sports drink

>>50668612
Via your penis. Shit's prehensile yo.

You could use your fingers like Dio Brando

>>50668612
Bendy straw

>>50668612
for the life of me i cannot remember the name nor find it on google, but, i recall watching a vampire movie where the vamps were more like wereleeches, they used their tongues on your neck like a leech to get to your blood.

Scrape and lick.

>>50668612
Because in Bloodborne blood comes in little bottles. Also literally everyone drinks it, not just the vampires.

>>50668964
teehee

>>50668612
>drinking straight from the victim using your mouth
I use a wine glass like you should be using already because vampires are a high class society.

SAWS AND TARPS
SAWS AND GROOVED RITUAL ALTARS
SAWS AND CATCH THE SPLATTER ON YOUR TONGUE LIKE A GODDAMN BOSS

>>50668944
Blade 2 had vamps like that

>>50668612
The good ol' shank n' suckle

>>50668612
>Porous talons
>Tentacle tongue straws
>Maw like abdominal cavity
>Osmosis
>Mouths on hands
>Cat tongue
>Vampiric hair
>Vaporizing the blood and absorbing it via gills
>If the vampire seeks the Iron in the blood, rust monster antennae
>Secondary lamprey mouth, a la The Strain
>Hemomancy/Sanguimancy

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>>50668612
scrape and lick

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Work at the Red Cross in a blood bank.
>infinite juice pouches

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>>50668612
>Forked tongue with metalic tips.
>Claws.

>>50668612
JoJo style, jab my fingers into their neck and drain it through them.

I recall a movie with this concept; the vampires ended up being brutal savages with all manner of sharp weapons to get blood.

I assume I'm a person? Then I'd drink it from a cup or bottle, like humans do. I honestly would do this with fangs. I mean, I have teeth, but I don't eat straight out of a live cow, right?

>>50668612
With a straw, obviously.

>>50669959
>not biting steaks directly from still-living cattle
>needing to kill animals before eating them

When did /tg/ get inundated with tree-hugging communist dick-sucks like this guy.

>>50669959
If reading Tarzan taught me anything it's that the best meat is a raw, bloody, still steaming steak torn from the flank of a fresh kill.

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>>50668612

>>50668753
And that is why I stopped reading Ann Rice.

>>50668612
Through my fingers. Preferably while stopping time.

>>50668612
Sippy cup.

>>50669323
Some of the donations are some way faulty (like too much fat), so "disposing" those are a part of your work anyway.

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>>50668612

>>50668612
I just file my canines. Do you think vampires drink through their teeth or something?

>>50668944
The Strain.

>>50668612
SCRAPE AND LICK

>>50668944
A lot of vampire mythology has that. I think some of the original Romanian Legends they climbed onto peoples roofs and stuck their tongues through the roof slats.
>>50668983
I kinda liked that the Vilebloods were never explicitly called "Vampires" because it's just redundant.

>>50668612
Shank them in the gubbins and drink from the hole you just made.

>>50668736
the only real answer, you savages

bite real damn hard with my regular old teeth. It'll be messy, but i can still tear their throats and get plenty of blood out of the jugular.

>>50673192
The Strain had such a cool premise, the books were really pretty good for a vampire story.

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>>50668612

I don't; I directly absorb life-force from my victims.

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>>50668612
From humans who wish to pay me tribute.

>>50668758
>you're a vampire
>you do not have fangs or super strength

how do you drink blood?

>>50668730
I... Do I have regular teth? That's enough.

>>50668612
if I'm you, I vape it and tell everyone incessantly that that's what I'm doing

>>50668748
spotted the Malkavian

>>50672943
>Harmless medical vampire
>Doesn't care about the night shift
>Willing to work for much less
>Allows himself to be subject to experimentation, as his existence is an affront to medical science
Another character gone unplayed.

>>50668612
Brutalize and smash my victims literally into pieces.

Lick up the blood.

>>50668612
A good thing I am a Tremere.

>>50668612
Two words: Krazy Straw.

>>50674540

>doesn't even like the taste of blood so uses an intravenous drip

>>50668736
This is the correct answer, everyone else need to civilize up a bit.

>>50669183
Christ, that took a while to get posted.

Tendril-needle-hairs that extend from your fingertips obviously.

Do you even Norvegi?

>>50676418
>Do you even Dio?

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>pic related

>>50673981
What's the point of vampirism, then?

>>50668612
I'm assuming you are wondering how one would acquire the blood.

I would drain villains I killed or if technology is far enough along make friends with whatever person or group is handling blood transfusions.

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>>50668612
>Ctrl+f rip and tear
>0 of 0

really now?

>>50669165
is that that one where Batman fought Dracula

>>50668612
>>You do not have fangs.
But even normal humans have them. Not really big saber teeth, but still fangs.

>>50676438
no, tendrills from fingers was thingie of hot-blooded ACDC

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>>50668748
My nigga.

>>50668612
A sharpened silly straw

>>50668612
Use a knife and catch the spray, or just drink blood bags with a straw.

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Blood funnel anyone

>>50668736
/talk
Have at you!

>>50672943
Wouldn't they taste bad or at least unusual?
I suppose wanpire have some preferences, like regular humans do with their food.

I must be tired because I read this as
>You do not have legs.
And I just pictured a legless vampire trying to menace an innocent woman from ten feet away. I don't have any input to the actual OP, I just felt like sharing this. Well, bye.

>offer a blowjob
>bite and suck them dry