Ok, I've made a formal deceleration of war against Wizards

Declare attackers.

>>50663580
Hold up a second, mate. Priority goes around in the beginning of combat step before that faggot gets to declare.

>>50663554
>deceleration of war
You mean a ceasefire?

>>50663554
>deceleration of war
You made peace with Wizards of the Coast?

Ok

>>50663554
Make a shittier RPG to show them who is best at being bad.

I suggest using d100s for everything

>>50663554
Slow down.

>>50663554
What was your casus belli?

>>50663554
What did you do? Call them out for there sjw pandering?

>>50663554
Struggle to maintain your feeling of importance when they ignore you.

>>50663649
>>50664072
Slowing down isn't quitting, faggots. He's not even deescalating, just escalating at a slower rate than he was.

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>>50663554
>he didn't buy books used
>he didn't buy singles
>he actually gave them money

>>50665000
did he died

>>50663554
Play GURPS.
It won't help, but it'll make you feel like you accomplished something.

>>50665348
No

>>50664676
>>50663554
What's the story here that I'm missing?

>>50665748
OP made a typo.

>>50665850
Ah. Thanks. And what about this fellow?
>>50665000
Does he work for wizards or?

>>50663554
Have you really? Please note that until they accept your ambassador and hear out your declaration of war, the war is considered undeclared and any attack action you attempt will be viewed as underhanded and atrocious. This will be true even if you made the best effort but they refuses to accept your ambassador with whatever excuses. See also: Pearl Harbor.

>>50665348

Based Nige was expected in the wreckage

>>50664129
>not using d8 like FFG does
>not drawing from a deck of cards instead of rolling
>not issuing special coins to flip for certain interactions

Someone needs to brush up on their merchandising.

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>>50663554
presumably they will rally the wizards of the plains, the wizards of the mountains, the wizards of the forests and the wizards of the deserts.

>>50665348
no, but it was extremely painful

for EU

>>50664484
>Not using the best cassus belli
Stability is for plebs and people who play the Ottomans.

>>50663554
Roll initiative?

You really missed out on a chance to have a suprise round Anon...

>>50664129
But d100 roll under is legitimately better than d20.

>>50663554
You take off your foot off the pedal

>>50672714
This is true, I got the sunset invasion achievement thanks to the best CB

>>50664630
a) their b) stop wasting your life being butthurt about meaningless shit

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>>50672823
This.

>>50663554
>formal deceleration of war
lel

>>50663554
What are the stats of a coast wizard anyway?

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>>50663554
nuke em. if your slowing down your war, might as well end it at the same time instead of grinding away at them piece meal with heavy casualties. the US did the same thing, and everything worked out perfectly for us in WWII

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>>50673931
They're a 1/1 apparently

>>50663554

Why?