>The bard coerces the wizard into opening a portal to the Elemental Plane of Partying, where the Party Elementals roam and the cocaine blizzards blow.
"Party" isn't a classical element or even tangentially related to any.
Just go to Faerie, they'll hook you up.
>>50657431
>Just go to Faerie,
not even once
https://youtu.be/OROIBwwg3rw
>>50657412
If Kurt Cobain isn't there it's not worth the casting time.
>>50657431
Partying is the quintessential element! It's existence is vital to the cosmos. Why, the Old Ones have been partying for aeons, across time and space, to keep the universe healthy.
>>50657580
Someone who killed himself probably wouldn't be that entertaining. He'd probably end up being a fucking downer and ruin the awesome mood a plane of partying would have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A1SiQkPqYM
>Accidental conjurings of a Party Elemental are said to be disastrous, bringing entire villages to a standstill.
>While such a foe is relatively easy to dispatch, it's 500ft radius Party Aura is nigh irresistible, and causes innumerable houses to be wrecked, hedonistic acts to be committed, and many a coin purse emptied on bar tabs.
>At this point, the Party Elemental can only be defeated by succeeding on a DC20 Will check made every hour. Then, it may be banished back to the Plane of Partying, where it must then recuperate with days of yet more partying in the halls of the Festivious Cathedral, located in the centermost point in the Party Plane, hidden deep inside the Celestial Disco Ball, forever spinning in the void.
>>50658177
>If the Old Ones stop partying, Azatoth wakes up and the universe will end.
>The Old Ones are getting tired and thinking of calling it off for this aeon, and the PCs must convince them to keep the party going.
>>50657431
>Implying goblins aren't the best at partying
Get that faerie shit outta here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3ub1SUYfg
>>50657412
Will there be Wild Pinyata Slaying and Pin the Shackles on the Succubus?
AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE FULL OF COCAINE? SOUNDS LIKE JUUUUST ENOUGH TO GET ME THROUGH THE AFTERNOON~~~
NANANANANANA
>>50659410
Fuck off you shitty Dr. Rockso ripoff