http://www.scp-wiki.net/ Click Random SCP. How does your par

Whatever it is, I punch it til it dies.

>>50630580

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1024

What an twist!

>>50630580
>scp 2006
too spooky for party

>>50631008
This is actually kind of adorable, but dear god I want to run a worst case scenario game with this.

>>50630580
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-7143-j

Well this would be one hell of social encounter

>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-658
Maybe if we weren't playing Dungeons and Dragons...
Probably some gnome tech run wild.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1689

Someone flips the bag upside down to see if they can empty it. Everyone dies.

>>50631008
In the webcomic Gunnerkrigg Court, there is a ghost called Mort who is the same. He wants to scare people but thinks cheesy Halloween is the right thing and gets confused when it doesn't work.

>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-274
>Confined to buildings
Evacuate it ASAP and blow it up, obviously.
We could also get a custom carriage, hitch it to the building it's infesting, do what I said before, and force it to transfer. Then, someone with elemental magic can rub or burn it away.

>>50633702
could make for a neat dungeon though
http://www.scp-wiki.net/exploration-log-1689-i

>>50630580

>Bernie Sanders is an uncontainable SCP

yeah all right fuck you

>2317
SHIT. FUCKING SHIT. GOD DAMN MY LUCK. HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HIM?

We fucking lose. Everyone fucking loses.

>>50630580

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2256

Well, assuming they can figure out just WHAT it looks like/is, probably. Problem is finding any info on it, and keeping it long enough to track it down and kill it.

>>50637294
"I'm gonna try to break one of the chains, to see what happens."

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>>50630580
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2046
It's, uh, just a really radioactive poster.
Pic related, I guess, depending on how bad it gets.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-784

My next game

SCP-431

Dr. Gideon; a man who doesn't exist.

In you can't come up with some good plot hooks from that, you don't deserve to call yourself a G.M.

>>50639466
I did another 'cause it's fun:

SCP-2699

Four 'defective' animals & the container they came in? Not a very challenging fight, but perhaps an interesting plot hook.

>>50637294
To be fair, you do win for like 30 years. But then?
You're gonna fucking die, and it's going to be painful.

>>50639847
To be fair, you could spin it as the party being the ones to chain him up in the first place.

>>50631916
you might want to take a look at this:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-meaning-of-fear

>>50630624
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-279
SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

>>50630580
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1143
None of my party members are meerkats, so we should be fine.

>>50639847
Really, it's more like you pretend to win for 30 years.