>his name is Angron
>because he's angry
FUCK THIS FRANCHISE
40k is a goofy, over the top black comedy. It's always been this, even if GW forgot for a few years and kept screwing things up by trying to take it all way too fucking seriously. Thankfully the silly seems to be back into full swing by now.
>>50625638
Sometimes you just want stuff to not be 3deep5u
>>50625638
Perturabo is perturbed
Iron Hands with his iron hands leading his Iron Hands.
>>50625638
You seem to be underestimating how angry he is.
>>50625638
>Expecting 40k to be subtle
>>50625669
Crimson Fists with their Crimson Fists
>>50625638
a real life poetic homosexual named Lionel Johnson wrote a poem title "the dark angel"
>>50625638
I have no idea why Angry Marines are a thing, seeing as the World Eaters already fill that role
>>50625638
>Raven Raven
>Leads the Raven Guard
>His soldiers have beaked helmets
>Last word was "Nevermore"
>Fulgrim
>Not actually fully grim
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES GW
>Horus
>neither whore nor us
I am so confused
>>50625652
>Thankfully the silly seems to be back into full swing by now.
Really? Tell me more about this.
>>50625928
He was full of himself in a grim way.
>>50625928
both ful and grim (or similar sounding words) mean "ugly" in some scandinavian languages
>>50625928
His story is a grimful reminder.
>>50625961
Maybe not a whore, but a bit of a slut for Chaos.
>>50625638
post naked angron please
>>50625638
>his name is Magnus
>he's the biggest primarch
>>50625961
Horus the easily baited butthurt little faggot is in all of us.
>Rowboat Girlyman
>Rows the boat of the Imperium
>Is a girly man
>>50626995
I mean they were pretty spot on with him.
>>50625638
Angry is derived from Angron you baka.
>>50625638
>"What is aptronym?" for $300.
Didn't they release a bunch of spess marens that were named after some people in the original batman.
The famous "Johnny" from /wip/ was part of that set, I think.
>>50627006
>Now look at this net
>That I just found
>when I say go
>be ready to throw
We are Alpharius!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayq41-UJ7Cg
>>50625730
It gets better.
The Rock is a gay bar in Nottingham.
>>50626949
> Magnus the Red
> He's fucking red
>>50625638
>Roboute Guilliman
>isn't a robot
i want my money back
>OP in the light
>The cocks he sucks in the dark
It's like pottery, it rhymes.
>>50626214
ful means ugly in Swedish, dunno about the other scandic languages.
>>50625756
Angry Marines are loyalist
>>50627291
I sorta want to suck dick now for some reason
>>50627297
grim is ugly in danish
Fulgrim is a truly original character, bravo GW.
>>50627339
What a coincidence
*unzips dick*
The only thing worse than 40k names are Star Wars names.
Especially Sith names that are basically different naming varieties of 'Darth *bad thing*'
>>50625756
Being righteously angry and having a spike in your brain that makes you a frothing lunatic are two different things.
>>50627357
>*unzips dick*
by Slaanesh how horrifying
>>50627372
Say what you will about SWTOR, but they did so much better.
>Darth Zash
>Darth Marr
>Darth Acina
>Darth Jadus
Too bad Disney doesn't want there to be anything good about the 'bad guys' any more. Can't wait for Ren to get a name like "Darth Moorder".
>>50625961
>Horus
>Egyptian God who defended Osiris after he was betrayed and murdered by Seth
>>50627677
Sounds like a hugeSet-up.
>>50627402
>"I now name you...DARTH KEEELL!"
>>50627743
>Darth Murderator
>Darth Deyth
>Darth Idge
>Darth Sloter
>Darth Kyl
>Darth xXx_SePhIrOtH_xXx
A planet destroyed by war that produces 'people' who can only wage war is called Krieg.
>>50625638
>Sanguinus
Guys, I'm sure this guy will have something to do with either green bile or phlegm