Stat me /tg/ Did the mods prune the other LoP thread? How seriously

It's the Lady of Pain you idiot.

She can kill DMs

>>50620577
>statting the Lady of Pain
>ever

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Stat me threads are shitposting. You know that.

Considering that LOP is a famous character that players may interact with and isn't stated, I think that a thread about stating her may be better than other "stat me" threads.

That said, I don't know how to stat her.

But with that said, there was a canon story about vecna creating a lot of problems to her, no? And Sigil isn't in perfect condition of harmony all the times too.
I think it suggest some kind of limit to her int and wis.

>>50620775
In all of /tg/s history, there has never, ever been a stat me thread that wasn't shit. Nine times out of ten, they're just an excuse to make off topic threads.

>>50620577
fuck you/10

insta-win

Complete lack of facial emotions for one.
Preference for flaying victims alive before termination.
Teleport to somewhere that nobody has returned from

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>>50620577

>>50620577
Nonexistent, like Shitgil.

>>50620577
>statting the Lady of Pain
Anon, you're missing the point. She is the DM's finger if god, the last resort for putting an end to adventure ruining shenanigans. There's only so many ways you can punish a disruptive player, and she's one of them.

Also, why did the other thread get deleted? Was it that one idiot bitching about railroading?

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>50621180
>3-8 LoPs

Shit son. The meme may have gone too far.

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>>50622794

It'd be like when a load of shrikes step out in the second hyperion book.

Wonder what happens if multiple Lady's shadows fall on someone, what happens if chunky salsa is flayed? At some point the shadows would have to start packaging and wrapping that stuff up just so other shadows can flay it off again.

>>50620577
Statblock:
Yes.

>>50620577
>wodcainestatsheet.jpg

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>>50620577
Level 20 plot device for DMs.

>>50620577
cute / 10

>>50625739
This.

I roll to seduce.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>50625739
>>50625875
rolling

>>50626503
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>>50626516
Would the LoP actually Maze you for flirting? She may get a little annoyed but it's not worshipping her as a Goddess, and technically it's not breaking any rules. Assuming you don't go too far, of course.

Go into your kitchen and find a set of scissors. That's her statblock. Mazing is taking away a character sheet, and the shadow is cutting it up. Simple.

Size/Type: PLOT DEVICE
Hit Dice: INFINITE
Initiative: GOES WHENEVER IT WANTS
Speed: IMMEASURABLE
Armor Class: INVINCIBLE
Base Attack/Grapple: YOU'RE FINISHED
Attack: BOY YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN
Full Attack: HAHAHA GET IT, YOU'RE PROPER FUCKED THOUGH
Space/Reach: NO ESCAPE FROM ITS GRASP
Special Attacks: MAZING AND FLAYING
Special Qualities: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR DM NEEDS
Saves: JUST GIVE UP ALREADY AND YOU MAYBE WILL SURVIVE IN ETERNAL AGONY INSTEAD OF DYING
Abilities: IRRELEVANT, YOU'RE TOO SCREWED FOR THEM TO MATTER
Skills: UNMATCHED
Feats: ANY
Environment: SIGIL
Organization: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Challenge Rating: UNDEFEATABLE
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: EVEN FUCKING GODS CAN'T SURPASS ITS MIGHT
Level Adjustment: —

>>50620577
He deleted a thread about PC birthdays the other day because people were talking about Asuka in it.

>>50627213
Keep in mind Vecna was able to fight against her, so she's probably 10 levels ahead of him.

>>50627267
Vecna is just a cheater. Or DM's girlfriend. Or both.

>>50625739
Seriously, she's fairly attractive in her own fearsome way. Graceful, elegant, about two meters tall... Good gracious, yes.

>>50620577
ThE lady of pain
Level 20 cosmic entity.
You Lose

>>50620853
Common mistake. Lady of Pain is not an insta-win, she's an insta-lose. She should almost never be doing shit proactively, so the DM should never be able to use her. She shouldn't be beatable either, so players insta-lose for attacking her. It's an important distinction .

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>>50620577
She has a similar stat sheet to Cain or Saitama.

>>50627267

Vecna did not fight her, he was rewriting the multiverse rules

Still impressive since he's the only one to survive flaying