So our cute Eldar Farseer Taldeer got turned into a husky voiced

>>50606076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-hvozUG74Q

Because she fucking died on Kronus and her spirit stone was rescued from Kyras.

So macha can finally live out her fantasies.


I more pissed half the Blood Ravens are MIA

>>50606076
Because love does not bloom on a battlefield.

When does the game come out, I thought it wasn't for a few months.
Where is all this new information coming from?

>>50606175

Well, it makes sense. The chapter ought to be in a massive turmoil, even after Kyrars was defeated.

>>50606076
They did WHAT to TALDEER?

No! NO!

Game's double-garbage now.

now she can put add-ons onto her chassis for extra fun

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>>50607319
See that giant ass robot to the far right?

That's Taldeer. Center Farseer is Macha

>>50606076
You have video of new taldeer?

>>50607625
But Macha was shit compared to Taldeer.

And now they are rubbing your face in that shit.

Are you gonna stand for that?

>>50607625

This means Ronahn is the pilot?

So she can job at space marines some more.

God fucking damn am I sick of them derpy motherfuckers. They're pretty close to reason number one I could never get into the setting; they're just so goddamn stupid.

>>50608248
you hear ronahn's voice.

>>50606076
>>50607625
LIVVI better start getting in that fucking robot now.

>>50608692
>>50608248
Wait, I thought Taldeer was the one who was inside the machine. Why is Ronahn's voice there then?

>>50608886
Nah, Taldeer and LIVVI's daughter will pilot it

>>50608918
Because hes the pilot, wraithknights are powered by the spirit stone and piloted by the twin of the spirit stone. Its Evangelion except with twins instead of mothers.

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>>50608918
No no noooo. What I meant by that >>50608886

LIVVI should REALLY get inside his robot waifu... If you know what I mean.

>>50606076
>Elder
>cute
/tg/ will scream and punch when space marines do sick backflips in terminator armor, but making Eldar moe is a-ok. Bunch of hypocrites.

Taldeer is Ulthwe and Macha is Ball-Tan. Why is Taldeer with a Ball-Tan host?

Furthermore, Taldeer specializes in hunting Necrons while Macha is anti-Chaos.

Did Reloc rape their own fluff?

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>>50609159
Me doing it right?

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>>50606076
>cute Eldar
>>50609207

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>>50609207
>>50609286
You know it to be true!

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>>50609302
>>50609207
These are just humans in disguise. There is no way that they could all have the same face.

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>>50609302
theres nothing cute about a filthy knife ear. It will be a great day in imperial history when they finally die out.

>>50606076
Because Eldar are evil and should all die. Simple. For finding Eldar cute you'll be purged.

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>>50609320
Oh! Oh! And let me guess?

Y'all say space elves drawn by Yang Zhey are all 'sameface!' and 'sameface artist!'

But the moment Yang's SoB art is shown, y'all be like:

>"Oooohhh such pretty and beautiful and pretty girls and space nuns with white hair!"
>fapfapfap

...Jerks.

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>>50609347
>>50609355
No, I disagree.

>>50609434
Well they all do have the same face. But it IS a pretty face. [masturbation intensifies]

>>50609434
The same faces will be criticized no matter what, but it's worse on an alien species that shouldn't look like a human + pointy ears.

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>>50609511
Like I said, fucking hypocrites. Jerks!

Also I say post more them space elf waifus!

>>50609132
Sorry, I don't get the joke you're telling anon.

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RESPECT THE ROBOT

>>50609532
I'm beginning to believe they're all the same (poorly skilled) Callidus assassin. Who was taking her photos? That remains to be seen.

The Sororitas actually are the prettiest though. Sorry.

>>50607625

You know that there is now an excuse for some serious rule 34 on Wraithknights now.

LIVVI dicking Taldeer, no matter what form she's in.

>>50609643
>>50609132
>>50608886
So serious question, does LIVVI join the Eldar and fight with them? How does he get along with Rohnahn?

What would the Eldar think of the half-breed?

>>50609532
>space elf waifus!
This is the cancer that kills the Eldar.

>>50609659
No anon, lcb is not canon, only machas face kitty marks
>>50609824
Why do you think they hate humans so much? They're all pyschic and they can hear us wanting to fuck them. Like Pyscho Mantis

>>50609159
How do those have anything to do with each other?

>>50609929
>They're all pyschic and they can hear us wanting to fuck them
they did a lot of fucking each other too if their old lore is still around, so it is probably more about xenophobia than sex.

>eww this filthy alien male primate wants to fuck me gross fire the s6 guns until it is gone!
vs
>mmm that handsome striking scorpion thinks I'm hot we should totally bang

>>50610283
>this filthy alien male primate
But many Eldar have a slob fetish.

>>50610296
despite humans possessing superior technology, eldar view humans as being of lesser intelligence. An eldar laying with a human would be like sticking it in an animal. Most find the very thought repulsive. This might be made worse when they find out that humans do not find eldar to be as revolting.

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>>50610344
>despite humans possessing superior technology

>>50610388
They do tho. Larger penises as well.

>>50610397
Now I know that you are baiting.

>>50610399
Nope. Dark Age of Technology. Those space elves got whoopdt.

>>50610388
Do eldar have Self Aware ships that can turn back time because they don't want to shoot at a target twice?

>>50610412
Sorry anon, but the "larger penises" gave you away, be more subtle next time. This will be my last (You).

>>50610456
He doesn't realize that I've baited him into believe I've baited him about something totally different.
I win this round.

>>50610438
I'm not sure how 'canon' time-screwery is, other than ships lost in the warp. It's possible, but stretches more into the realm of one-offs or fanfiction.

>>50606076
Kill yourself. Anyone who actually likes Xenos deserves to die. Kill your family too, they've been exposed to your heresy

>>50606076
Cute? Why would anyone find anything that isn't human cute? Go back to tumblr fag.

>>50609659
He doesn't because he ain't canonical, and Love Can Bloom is shit tier fanwank.

>>50609659
Half Eldar haven't been part of 40k in like 2 fucking decades m8.

>>50611038
Anything involving Eldar not dying is shit tier

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>>50611053
Yeah, whatever imperiumfag, nobody gives two shits about your autismal opinion.

>>50611073
>nobody gives two shits
>Imperiumfags is literally the majority opinion of all /tg/
Sure, keep telling yourself that Knife Ears, go suck a cock you faggot

>>50611091
>Imperiumfags is literally the majority opinion of all /tg/
Keep believing that child.

>>50611100
Is the Xenosfag sad because the truth's too harsh? Poor baby.

Don't worry, we got a gas chamber ready for you and your entire species.

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>>50608886
>>50609132
>>50609659
>>50609643
>SCHLICK CLANG SCHLICK CLANG SCHLICK CLANG SCHLICK CLANG

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>>50611112
>being so autistic that you compulsively have to roleplay hating people who like other armies of plastic dudemans than you do, on a mongolian carpet weaving bulletin board.

>>50608018
You can rage impotently if you want to, I suppose. But in the grim darkness of the far future there are no happy endings.

>>50611129
I'm just telling the truth anon, its not my fault you're a subhuman piece of shit who doesn't automatically only think of purging when thinking of non-human scum

>>50609434
No, they too look like shitty beauty surgery sameface twenty year old sluts doing awful dance routines in music videos.

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>>50611146
Whatever you say, mr. autism.

>>50611152
You mean just like every single SoB ever? Sisters of Battle, more like over glorified/over rated white haired wenches.

>>50611165
Even the most autistic human idiot predicts the future bette than Eldard greatest of Eldar seers, how does that feel Knife-Ears?

>>50611181
>how does that feel Knife-Ears?
You are aware that Eldar are fictional, right.
Or do you expect us to partake in your autismal roleplaying for some asinine reason?

>>50611188
Fictional pieces of shit and no self respecting human should ever play them, they only belong in threads about purging them, no idea where this shit about it being okay for non-humans to whine started but it needs to fucking stop now.

Non-human players learn your place and die, its what you get for playing fucking abominations.

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>>50611201
Whatever, sperg.

>>50611128
>S-Stop it filthy monkeigh! Dont make me cum while my brother is still inside me!
>I cant believe Im cumming while a monkeigh fucks my dead sisters giant robotic body!

>>50611208
Better than being a disgusting xenosfag

>>50611201
What flavour of Marines do you like?
Green? Red? Blue? Wolfy? Crusadery?

Let the guy like his heretical Eldar. Talk about what you like instead of what you don't like.

>>50611168
No, they clearly don't look like other depictions of Sororitas.

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>>50611215
Whatever helps you deal with your crippling autism m8

>>50611211
You will be purged heretic

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>>50611201
I'm vaguely confused about the purpose of these sperg outbursts.

>>50609643
Yes, this should seriously be a thing. LIVVI snuggling with a magic bone-robot.

>Lord Eldrad, look at this net that I just found!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qC-YZOJEJs

>>50611225
Why do you autists keep pushing your retarded fanwank?

>>50611216
No, what we need now is more good old fashioned human intolerance. 40k is about humans kicking ass, disgusting knife-ears only belogn ona thread about how much they suck

Suffer not the alien to live anon

>>50611232
They probably think that because it's on 1d4chan it's some kind of legacy shit instead of just stupid shit that was mostly disliked even when it was made.

I want imperialfags to go and stay go, this is a xeno only thread
Rhana Dandra when ?

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>>50611211
>LIVVI fucking robo-Taldeer while Ronan still inside piloting her

There rule 34 artists and or anyone else who draws porn. I'm giving you all an idea for free.

>>50611231
Well failure is Eldrad's constant state of being, he's about that competent so I'd say that vid's pretty accurate sadly

>>50611232
Because you mad.

>>50611241
Haha there are no xenos threads fag /tg/ is imperium only fuck off

>>50611240
Fucking retards.
The worst ones are the ones that act like that shit is fucking canonical because of that little nod to it in one of the FFG rpg books, when all that proved is that one of the people working at that THIRD PARTY firm, is a /tg/ sperg.

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>>50611256

>>50609465
Hey wait, who is that character. I know the "elf" there is Macha. But who's the guy? He looks fucking familiar.

>>50611233
Holy shit, you really are retarded.
I thought you were just trolling the guy, but holy shit, you genuinely are a raging spunking HumanityFuckYeah retard.

Go take some autism pills and get off this thread.

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>>50606076
>answer to thread is pic, I know its eldar and not elves, but still!

>>50611233
Amen brother.

>>50611274
Found another Heretic. Wat do brothers at arms?

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I say we put this thread to some use...

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>>50606076

Dawn of War III looks like it may have bigger problems than the voice acting.

The whole thing just looks like a DOTA crossed with StarCraft II. I don't see very much of DoW I or II in either the mechanics or the tone of the art.

I'm getting a bit worried about it.

>>50611274
HumanityFuckYeah's the greatest thing ever you clearly don't belong in the human race if you think otherwise

>>50611257
Yeah right, the only way you got tech was with the help of a C'tan
The Emperor dealed with Eldar in order to build the webway
And in return you fed to the brim the Chaos God and gave them an brand new army
Truly if the Imperium was not protected by an unhealthy dose of plot armor, it would have failed a long time ago
Enjoy your Marty Stu faction retard

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>>50606076
This should be the only Eldar we all be needing.

>>50611293
>Found another Heretic

I play Inquisition sperglord, the difference is that I can differentiate the game from reality. /tg/ stands for Traditional Games, not Imperium Fanwank.
Take your shitty memes and go back to /b/

>>50611274
Purge the Xenos lover

>>50611298
Yeah, it looks like shite.

I got no hopes for it. Most likely won't be getting it, because nothing in it appeals to me.
It just looks boring as fuck.

>>50611315
There is no such thing as Imperium wank idiot

And don't lie, if you'd ever played Inquisiton right you'd know the only place a knife-ears belongs is in the incinerator

>>50611322

I don't know how the fuck they're dropping the ball. I mean just fucking take the stuff that worked from II and add it to the first one.

How hard was that to do... Creative Assembly is our only hope now.

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>>50611299
Its a shit meme that 1d4channers like you keep pushing long after its dead.
You're like a dung beetle, only you're a meme beetle, collecting your giant ball of shitty memes to push back to your burrow and roll around in like its something to be proud of.

You shouldn't be proud. You should be looking down at yourself. At your dumpy, overweight body which you swear was fit and healthy just a while ago. You should be looking at your body and wondering how you let it go this far.
You should be looking at the fungus-ridden remnants of last month's pizza and wondering how you let it get this far.
You should be looking at the skeleton of your cat, picked clean by rats and insects, and wondering how you let it get this far.

Look at yourself, meme man, and you may find an awful truth that is not to your liking.

>>50611338
The people who were behind the original DOW 1 and 2 probably have left relic ages ago, and the new fuckers have no clue of what they are doing.

>>50611311
>look it up
>That theme park mascot's is literally fucking "Eldar"

Wow, son of a bitch...

>>50611352
HUmanityFuckYeaH!

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>help me humanity, I'm getting triggered by a fictional race!

>>50611376
Kill the fucking knife-ears!

>>50611333
Radicalism is a thing, sperglord. Read Eisenhorn.

Sorry it doesn't fit with your lolpuritan ideology, but the Imperium's technology only came about via a C'tan being on Mars.
The Emperor built himself a webway gate, which is the primary mode of transportation for the ELDAR.

Now stop being such a retard and peel your sticky fingers away from the fictional setting.

>>50606076
Because it's garbage

>>50611398
Any consorting with non-humans is to be punished by death immediately.

The Emperor improved the webway and enslaved the C'tan, nothing bad about that, the Emperor can literally enslave star gods and uses Eldar tech better than Eldar.

HumanityFuckYeah!

>>50610500
He's referring to a DAoT ship and its AI that easily defeated an Eldar warship by firing an attack that time traveled to when the Eldar ship was I'm position to be hit.

>>50611444
HumanityFuckYeah!

>>50611232
>I'm a newfag

>>50611444
>an Eldar warship
Wasn't it a regular transport ship after the fall?

>>50611473
No, but I believe it was post-fall.

The Imperium didn't get to keep this ship either, since it decided that modern humans are basically chimps and chose to leave the galaxy.

>>50611457
Always! Let's burn these Eldar cocksuckers

>>50611495
It was definitely post-fall, that I remember. Though what constitues an eldar warship in this situation is in the air.
>since it decided that modern humans are basically chimps and chose to leave the galaxy
Because 40k is anti-HFY.

>>50611532
Fuck you 40k is pure HFY Imperium literally curbstomps the galaxy and Chaos and Xenos can't do shit, go spread your lies elsehwere fucking heretic

>>50611541
How much is the Ecclesiarchy paying you per post?

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>>50608248
>Ronahn is piloting a giant robot that has his sisters soul as its A.I

Get in the giant robot Ronahn!

>>50611548
They don't need to pay me cause I have loyalty unlike the fuckign race traitors on here who won't to join some dumb race who can't make ships worth shit, can't predict shit and think they're technologically advanced even hough everything we have is better than them

Loyalty doesn't need a price, a human would udnerstand that

>>50611541
- It is heavily implied that Golden Throne is failing.
- Exterminatus used left and right
- A fuckton of technology lost

If you are not reading only marine wank, than 40k is as failry non HFY.
And if you think it is, then go read Dead Men Walking. Or 15 hours. It will ruin your day.

>>50611073
those eldar are losing, badly

>>50611463
>if you don't like Love can bloom you are a newfag.

Retard, that shit wasn't liked by everyone when your cancerous wankers first came up with that retarded shit.
I have hated that idiotic waifu wankery since the get go.

>>50611599
Apparently the Eldar aren't destroyed in the fluff fast enough, so some have to shit on the lore and make them an all female race of cuty waifus that wuv you.

>>50611580
>Emperor going to be reborn
>Wiping out heretics and Xenos planets
>Still better technology than all other factions
Wanna try agian m8?

If the Imperium's losing name a fucking single major battle they lost? Can't? Get out!

>Mentions one short story in which the Imperium looses a minor skirmish
>Hasn't read the beast series
>Space Marine Legends
>Horus Heresy
>Every other Black library novel
Do you even read?

>>50609159
>when space marines do sick backflips in terminator armor

That never happened though. 1d4chan is a den of whorish lies.

>>50611721
>>Emperor going to be reborn

Not gonna happen. And if humanity had better technology than the Eldar at their height, why were the Eldar the undisputed masters of the galaxy during that time period?

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Think we should all resolve to stop feeding the troll.

>>50610438

>Self aware ships

Yes, you ding dong. They use spirit stones in all their vehicles. They have self aware armour too.

Remember how your best ship wasn't able to kill a single Eldar ship? It just fucking damaged it. Meanwhile, at their absolute nadir craftworlds can delete entire systems by wiping out every prime sun.

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>>50611333

>There is no such thing as Imperium wank idiot

>>50611721
You just tossed aside an argument about exterminatus like if it was nothing. Isn't this obvious that when you exterminatus the planet it reduces Imperium by, well, one planet and is fairly irreversable.
>Wiping out heretics and Xenos planets
Mostly exterminatus is done on Imperial planets.

What you said basically looked like: "Hey my leg got infected and I'm going to cut it off! Modern medicine wins again!" in a cheerful manner. Imperium is in the constant state of war, grinding it's resources away because of so many potent threats attacking from all sides and within. It is heavily implied that Imperium is not on the winning side either.

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>Wanting some cold, decrepit wraith pussy
>When Lady Solaria exists

It's a shame that nobody can get a good grab on her portrait.

>>50611901
Name one major irreversible defeat for the Imperiun (so not Damnos cause they came back and won), one!

Ultramarines, Dark Angles, Blood Angles and Space Wolves don't lose. They are the Emperor's finest, nothing can defeat them

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>>50611721
>Emperor going to be reborn

It's actually a good thing that's not true. Imagine if that perpetual fuck up was around again to fail miserably at every single objective he ever made. Let him slip comfortably into babbling senility.

>>50611845
There is no Imperium wank, the Imperium always wins, that's canon, there's no wank about it.

>>50611926
>>50611955
Not really. 12 Chapters and 2 sector fleets attacked Ball-Tan. They were defeated by that craftworld. That's a curbstomp.

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>>50611967
>>50609172

>Ball-Tan

>>50611967
No-name chapters no-one's ever heard of. Big deal.

Calgar beat all of Biel-Tan and Iyanden COMBINED.

Blood Angels have beat Eldard TWICE

and one Deathwatch captain beat an ELDAR GOD with contemptous ease.

Try harder Eldar fag

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>>50611580
>15 hours.

>>50612016
>Calgar beat all of Biel-Tan and Iyanden COMBINED.

When?

>Blood Angels have beat Eldard TWICE

I don't think so. There only interaction with Eldrad is when Eldrad saved that master of death fellow.

>and one Deathwatch captain beat an ELDAR GOD with contemptous ease.

He just stopped the ritual by throwing a stasis bomb at the clowns.

>>50612053
>Battle of Orar's Sepulchre
>My mistake it was Black Templars who beat Ulthwe at Delugen and Creed beat Ulthwe too and the Sisters have also beaten Ulthwe at Dimmamar, Ulthwe confirmed to never have beaten the Imperium once
>Artemis accidentally Eldard and entire Craftworld Eldar

>>50612053

You're arguing in earnest with a complete mong. Just laugh at him and move on.

>>50612104
Here is your last (You) now fuck off Virt

>>50612145
>Can't argue with his points so I'm running away cause I've been prove wrong
Nice work there

>>50607319
you dumb nigger she's been dead since Dark Crusade

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>Macha is back
>Taldeer is back
>Fucking Caerys may even be back
>But Idranel is still trying to piece her ribs back together in some gutter

It's a real shame.

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>>50607625
So she finally became THE GUNDAM

i actually expect her to be more like pic related

>>50606076
I'm kind of confused by this picture. What's going on here?

>>50612533
It's a cameo in a webcomic named Cassiopeia Quinn.

>>50611338
But that's what they did anon

>>50611298
How does it look like a moba? Active abilities and heroes were a thing in previous games too, so i don't see the problem. I do miss sync kills though.

And i'd say it looks less SC2 as both Dow3 and Sc2 just look like 90's RTSs but translated for 3d; if westwood were still to exist they'd look similar.

The new cover system could be interesting, as it's a change from the usual and it avoids space marines hiding behind chest high walls that aren't even as tough as their armour, but having only a single kind of cover as well it being destructable again kinda suck (the flattened maps of dow 2 endgame come to mind)
Tall grass and proper line of sight shenganigans are nice though.

>>50613229
I also want to add that while the cartoony style looks less like 40k artworks, it's closer to how most tabletop tables look like.

>>50613229
I watched those gameplay videos and apparently the destroyed vehicules can be used as cover too, so there's that.

>>50611903

We'll have one soon enough.

Hairgel is never coming back is he?

>>50606076
So is it necrophilia, or technophilia?
Important questions, people.

>>50613503
Both?

>>50613465
He'll probably get referenced as captain of the 4th company or something.
I can't imagine him staying in exile now that Kyras is gone.

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>People don't think LIVVI and Taldeer are canon
>LIVVI mentioned in codex

>>50613229
They're trying to please all crowds from DOW1 and DOW2 fans, Starcraft audience and Moba players and videogames that do that always falls flat on its ass. I think they're afraid to their own thing cause executives don't want to lose potential buckaroos.

There's also triple-whoople-doople back flipping terminators and jumps 50 feet in the air without jump-packs and does a hulk smash attack complete with shattering animation.

So did Taldeer get raped when she was captured?

>>50606076
>>50607625

It's a conspiracy to cover up that she ran off with a filthy Mon'keigh.

>>50611311
Enchanted Kingdom a shit.

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>>50611298
It looks like Warcraft 4 (3 heroes, revive for free once they die, get them at certain intervals in the match) mixed wih vDoW which I'm all for.

It looks like a great RTS game which is all I care for.

>>50612025
That feel when in those 15 hours he did more than yiu have in all your years.

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>>50611541

>40k is HFY

Ill never understand why people think this

Best part about this is that it invalidates salty LCBfags with their MUH FANTASY FLIGHT CANON faggotry

>>50614518
Well, there are people who honestly believe that aliens built the pyramids.

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Commander Hairgel to save the day fucking when?

>>50613981
I've only seen the Dark Heresy reference to LIVVI, is there a bona fide GW reference?

>>50614562
>LCBfags BTFO.
Have you read this thread? People are still are writing or joking about it.

>>50613229
It's the skillshots and the overly stylized movements/animations. None of these things are bad they just look really strange in a 40k game.

The spirit of the designs are all wrong. It's not a refinement of the DoW gameplay to improve on the aspects people liked about the previous games with new additions, it's a complete departure that the devs have said flatly is meant to appeal to moba players. I think it was the IGN video from E3 where the faggot just kept repeating over and over "mobas are what's popular, mobas are what's in, dawn of war has to evolve, it has to look like a moba to appeal to the moba player base."

It seems to be going over as well as that sounds too, last gameplay video I watched was an Eldar player trying to use a worthless skill that sent Macha hilariously catapulting over the enemy harmlessly flying across the map and out of battles.

>>50615076
No, and it's LIIVI, you Mon'keigh.

>>50614518
Because the Imperium wins all the major fights?

Because the Imperium has the strongest Psykers and Warriors?

Because the Imperium's named characters consistently kick the ass of the other faction's named characters in fluff?

Its not hard to see why anon

>>50615086
More like whining about how Relic SUNK MUH SHIP BAWWWWWW

Tasty, tasty shipper tears

>>50614437
How is mixing 4 completly different things instead of just copying one or two not it's own thing?
And yes, the terminator jump is stupid, but you're overreacting.

>>50615653
They re-implemented the base building from dow but not enough that its substantial so the dow2 fans won't sperg out. The meta is reminiscent of starcraft for now with the matches being shorter and more structured, rushes is gonna be a bitch. The art style looks lackluster as well. Unfocused games have been made before and they all failed.

And no i am not over-reacting, i've got over 7 years of "oh crap, i'm right, its shit" experience with video games. Game devs nowadays are more one maximum sales than quality.

>>50615816
>The meta is reminiscent of starcraft for now with the matches being shorter and more structured

Where did you see a match in the game?
AFAIK we've only seen two scripted missions.

>>50606076
Fucking hell Kyras, you lying sack of shit, you've said she is with Khorne now!

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>>50612242
We will never have deliciously flat chested waifu ever again.

>>50615816
dow 2 fans will sperg out over anything
we haven't even seen MP yet, only a few early campaign missions on normal difficulty, but it looks like they've structured the game exactly like DOW 1. It's basically dow 1 but with a few things added, and a few things taken away. Rushes don't seem like a bitch because early game units don't seem like they can put dents in units at all, and any elite you get at the start is like dow 2, where they can only take out like one squad max.

>>50616299
>Chaos.
>Saying the truth ever.

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Posting this judging by some of the content in here...

>>50615237

40k is more humanity oh fuck

>>50616544

Are those the side characters in retribution?

>>50606076
Because she died and thats what eldar do to much of the dead? Are you for real?

>>50609347
Can we fucking stop with this "knife ear" shit? It was stupid when Dragon Age did it, it's even more stupid now that it's a meme.

>>50616975
Then figure out a better insult for them.

>>50616544
>First Kronus, now this.
>Tarkus never asked for this heresy.

>>50611129
>Mongolian carpet weaving bulletin board
I don't care if you didn't come up with this term, anon, thank you for cheering up my day

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>>50606076
>Why?
It's 40k, anon: it's all grimderpness.

Also, DoW 3 will be a piece of shit designed for MOBA/SC2 players.

And also, knife-ears please kys. This board belongs to the Imperium of Man.

>>50616544
Interbreeding is the worst decision mankind could make.
The baby would be, like, 99.8% Eldar.

Refrain yourselves from fucking xenos!
>>50616868
It's supposed to be Idranel with Lord Commissar Bern.

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>>50606076

>tfw all goes according to plan.
>tfw he's all hers now.


You think this is an accident /tg/?

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>>50614596
You're laughing now, just you wait.

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>>50614864

>Hairgel and Thaddeus come out of the warp in the middle of the campaign
>They both are riding jet bikes and have a sack full of lost artifacts
>HEY KYRAS WE DID THAT FUCKING SHIT YOU ASKED US TO DO
>WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN GABES THE NEW CHAPTER MASTER

>>50617734

>Said contents of the bag consist of Horus Heresy era tech,Isha herself, and Khornes chain axe

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Have a Taldeer daughter, Lofn

>>50616299
He didn't say that. He said the souls of the buried craftworld went to Khorne. Kyras held on to Taldeer's soul stone even as he transformed.

>>50617872
Not possible anymore.

I thought Macha was /ourgirl/

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>>50617872
Found a more lore accurate picture of her.

>>50616852
Based on what evidence? The Imperium does win all major fights, has the strongest everything and their characters always win against everyone else's characters.

Death Masque is just the latest example of the Eldar's inferiority in all ways to the Imperium

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>>50618105
>implying

>>50618169
The Emperor despairing that mankind is doomed and there is no hope, and also the fact that the Imperium is collapsing and it's its last days.

Also the Imperium lost every major battle in the Damocles war theater

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>>50618169

I dont understand people say the Imperiums fucked then others say its winning

What the fuck is it /tg/ make up your minds

>>50618233

Its just a HFY fuck yeah fag thinking 40k is all PURGE THE XENOS AND HERETICS WE GOT THIS FOR THE EMPEROR

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>>50618194
>still clinging to this ancient lore
>lore that is for many reasons inappropriate, not only the fact that he's a half-eldar

>>50618169

You gotta understand if you get an IG codex or something the IG are probably gonna mention a few defeats and alot of victories

>>50618226
>What is Voltoris
>What is the Deathwatch crippling the entire Farsight Enclaves military command structure
The Tau are insignificant, the books itself say so, I said major battles.

Besides we're talking Eldar here. Name time any Eldar character got the better of an Imperium character or won a major fluff event against the Imperium

Also if the Imperium is in its last days then it should be losing battles and planets. Give me proof then.

>>50618194
>the joke
>your head
SHE'S A ROCK NOW, NIGGA

>>50618233
Its winning. Simple.

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>>50618298
>>50618233

The problem is that Imperium will most likly defeat xenos but whenever Chaos gets into the mix then EVERYTHING is in fucking shambles

Its not an argument. Simple.

People like this guy are the reason 40k lore threads go to shit he gets triggered over someone saying something and its done.

>>50618314
Let's be honest, it will either be Necrons, Tyranids or Orks and then maybe Chaos winning.

>>50618233

not that hard to understand really. Everyone says their faction's gonna win.

Imperium players point out the size of the imperium and that it's made it this far. Point to fluff that could be interpreted as emps coming back and say they will win.

Nid players have it pretty easy they just say "shit tons of use come in from out of galaxy and eat everything" and thus win.

Chaos players point out that you can't really kill demons, and whatever goes down the gods will be kicking. Further point out that if emps goes we get new eye of terror. Say they will win.

Ork players say they will win cause as long as there is fighting orks win, and they'll just keep coming back.

Necrons just say they will all wake up and kill everyone with bullshit tech. So basically they say they win cause they are "the best".

Some Tau think they will win because best tech.

Eldar have ynnead as their victory condition.

so on and so forth.

>>50618233
40k has always been about the Imperium's inevitable death, assailed on all sides by countless enemies including its own bureaucracy but its also about humanity's heroic last stand in the face of the ultimate apocalypse, humanity is fucked but the Imperium will go down fighting to the last man, woman and child and their enemies will pay every victory in blood.

>>50618314
Imperium beats Chaos constantly, handily

>>50617059
Or, now this is crazy but hear me out, we stop giving a shit about insulting a fictional race of long eared humans.

>>50618348
Give examples of how the Imperium is fucked? What major battles or worlds have they lost?

>>50618346

I honestly think this is how 40k lore should be introduced each faction gets its end game clear and each player of said faction thinks of what they want

>>50618346
Ynnead is gone.

And the differnece between the Imperium and all those others is that the Imperium actually wins fights

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>>50618281
>he Tau are insignificant, the books itself say so,

Nope, what the books says that the Tau emerged as a major power in the galaxy and that the High Lords elevated the Tau threat level.

The final fight in Damocles was one of biggest armor and tank battles in Imperial history. Guess what? The Imperium lost it.

>Name time any Eldar character got the better of an Imperium character or won a major fluff event against the Imperium

Already mentioned. The Ball-Tan wrecking a score of chapters and two sector fleets aat the same time.

>Also if the Imperium is in its last days then it should be losing battles and planets. Give me proof then.

Picture related.

>>50618356

Well recently apparently Abbadon got this super cool demon blade and its gonna fuck shit up

Magnus is back apparently aswell

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>>50618378
The Damocles war (round 2).

The Orpheus War.

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>>50618403
>>50618438

Im also gonna need citations to these defeats anon


in MLA format too

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>>50618466
Fall of Orpheus
Mont'ka.
Iyanden supplement (timeline)
Daemons of Chaos codex (timeline)

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>>50618501

oh I was just bullshitting you this niggas got facts

>>50618403
Mont'ka says at the end of it that Tau are too insignificant to waste further time on and all the Marines don't give a fuck that they're being reassigned cause there are more important things to do.

Rasilen, that's one battle, was against no-name chapters and no characters.

Ulthwe's lost three times in fluff, Biel-Tan and Iyanden lost to Calgar despite being allied together and Eldrad lost to a random Death Watch Captain and Fulgrim. Saim-Hann also lost to the Raven Guard before.

Is the Great Awakening (Daemons) the only instance in the Fluff? Sure, so its only Daemons. Besides the IMperium loses worlds all the time they'll just reclaim them

>>50618501
>ten space marine chapters
Jesus Christ Biel-Tan, calm down.

>>50618438
The midnight hour is close at hand.

>>50618398

wait they nixed ynnead?

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>>50618519

>Asks for facts
>still denies

This is the type of person who likes the same faction I do

No wonder were boned

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>>50618519
>Mont'ka says at the end of it that Tau are too insignificant to waste further time on and all the Marines don't give a fuck that they're being reassigned cause there are more important things to do.

Wrong, it doesn't say that. The Tau devastated the invasion force and forced them to flee. The Imperials used a doomsday weapon ruin the Tau victory and stall their advance.

>Rasilen, that's one battle, was against no-name chapters and no characters.

Irrelevant. A defeat is a defeat.

>Ulthwe's lost three times in fluff, Biel-Tan and Iyanden lost to Calgar despite being allied together and Eldrad lost to a random Death Watch Captain and Fulgrim. Saim-Hann also lost to the Raven Guard before.

Artemis is not random. He is a very old character.

And there are examples of Eldar winning. Let me dig them up.

>Is the Great Awakening (Daemons) the only instance in the Fluff? Sure, so its only Daemons. Besides the IMperium loses worlds all the time they'll just reclaim them

Nope, that's just an example. And no, in the "Age of Ending", the Imperium doesn't have the strength or time to reclaim what's being lost.

>>50611955
Most of the setting is imperium wank. That's why it's bad.

>>50618246
This is what 40k is idiot

>>50618602

I still cant get over "Captain Artemis" is that reallt a gender neutral name?

>>50618248
That old lore is all the half eldar fags have to justify their sick fetish.

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>>50618666
Mmm....I love the smell of screaming human souls in the morning. It smells of....arousal.

>>50618703
>exodites helping to restore a craftworld
Thank you for posting that, it's nice to see Exodites doing something.

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>>50616544

>>50618759

>Genestealers.jpg

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Dey took our suns.

Post yfw when Governor Vance Stubbs comes in Dawn of War III, leading a whole imperial guard army

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>>50618790

Hes Lord General now

>>50618780
I bet the Eldar had some great giggle over this.

>>50618780

Do GW writers get the do what ever you want pass when writing codexs?

>>50606076
(serious question) Is it heresy when a human thinks a xenos is hot?

>>50618864
Yes.
Please consider confessing to your local priest who will give your proper prayers to forget the foul impure ideas.

>>50618864
Sexually hot or hot because the xeno is burning?

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>>50618864

Welcome to /tg/ you fucking heretic

I thought Virt had been banned.

Or have HFYfags really gotten so bad that they literally can't handle people discussing fictional aliens ever?

>>50619043

Its just one guy

Shitposting always happens with Eldar or Tau that is what I find

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>>50618398
It hasn't gone anyway, Eldrad only fucked up waking it early (and in my opinion the very thought Eldrad would think it was okay for a plan that never had 100% to actually kill Slaanesh is fucking stupid)

>>50619420
If I remember right, it was said that "something" escaped from the ritual...

>>50619043
They're just salty dedicated HFY threads get deleted now

Thank fucking mods, I say

>>50620043
>Thank the mods that HFY threads that contained the cancerfags were deleted, I'ld rather have them around to fuck with other perfectly good threads

Does the word containment mean nothing to you?

>>50620118
Judging peoples reaction to whatever general or thread they happen to dislike, I don't think so.

>>50620118
It doesn't work when those same threads almost created that group of people to begin with. Furries and bronies flooded from other places, they needed to be put somewhere they didn't bother everyone, which is the case of furries was NOT ON 4CHAN REE. HFY was barely a thing until the threads started appearing and a small number of people started getting into it through them.
I've been away from 4chan for awhile though, did HFYfags really become that cancerous? I remember a lot of verbal insults being thrown in both directions, but mostly in HFY threads or the even more retarded HFN threads.

>>50620202
It's just one really bored guy. You can tell it's him by his posts

>>50620223
Yeah, but I mean, did they become so cancerous it warranted the deletion of HFY threads? I always thought HFY was stupid, but was becoming a problem? I can easily imagine so what with this cancerous retard, but were there others doing it too?

>>50617545
>Are those the side characters in retribution? >>50616544

>>50617545
>It's supposed to be Idranel with Lord Commissar Bern.

Wat? Since when did that retard Bern ever wanted an alien girlfriend? I doubt he'd ever get ANY type of girlfriend or lover since the dumbass barely speaks that much.

>>50620118
You're right, containment means fuck all when the people you're "containing" freely shitpost their memes not only all over every thread on this board regardless of relevance, but every possible porn board too.

Burn out the nest, I say.

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>>50620043
Now see, as much of a dumb circlejerk HFY is, I'm not sure it's any better that the board police keeps pruning what's allowed on /tg/. A varied board is a healthy board.

>>50620323
It had nothing to do with traditional games

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>>50611740
>That never happened though.
Shut you're fucking face, you faggot. Skip to 5 minutes into this video and tell me that DoW3 doesn't have space marines in terminator armor doing mary sue weeabo-fightin flips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnHX9T6DNq4

>>50620323
Indeed. Sources of inspiration can't be predicted. You ask me, I'd say the inclusion of the catalog helped stem /tg/'s creativity simply by virtue of people no longer being subjected to tons of discussions and topics on the front page that they didn't even know others were having. God knows how often I used to refresh the front page waiting for threads to bump only to find new shit that inspired me.
>>50620367
Creativity has to do with traditional games, and if these people liked this theme and wanted to develop it then they should be allowed to. Published rules are less than half of what traditional gaming is.

>>50620367
Some of the best things on /tg/ had little or nothing to do with traditional games. Not that HFY were among those, but this has always been one of the most flexible boards on the site.

>>50620419
>if these people liked this theme and wanted to develop it then they should be allowed to
(I mean, unless they were being cancerous about it, fuck cancerous cliques.)

>>50620431

The dreams dead just stop

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>>50617872
She's indeed wonderful.

>>50620431
>I hate it when /tg/ is actually related to traditional games
Maybe you're on the wrong board

>>50620419
>Creativity has to do with traditional games
Not strictly true

>>50620699
You can't actually be that autistic.

>>50620623
Can Eldar even get pregnant from human sperm? I mean shit can Eldar even get pregnant altogether?

>>50620825
>Can Eldar even get pregnant from human sperm?
There is nothing indicating this, aside from really, really old rogue trader lore that is not compatible with current lore.

>>50620825
>Humie preg Eldar.
It was possible in Rogue Trader. Now it is between "FRAK NO!" to "Urban legend about DEldar and Corsairs"

>Eldar preg at all.
Yes, but according to Xenology, they need to have many sessions before a sucessfull conception.

>>50618542
Why does a Krieger have an apothecary badge and a narthecium?

>>50620306
I think it's meant to be Bern and Elenwe, because both are basically mutes.

Eldar are for ___________.

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>>50620989

purging you fucking shitposting degenerate

>>50620989
Shitty meme template posts?

>>50620716
What're you, a salty chess player?

>>50620989
Outsmarting. One thing it's purging those vile aliens by mere force, but it's another thing seeing the look of their faces when they had been outwitted by mere "mon'keigh"

>>50621078
This.

>>50621078
>filthy Mon'keigh foiled our plans again!!

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>>50618677
>sick fetish
>not wanting to screw intelligent super-beings
>not wanting to break them with the power of your dong

C'mon, bruv.

>>50620431
/tg/ hates creativity and fun now. I blame migrants from /v/ that never really touched anything /tg/ related aside from memes.

>>50615816
>he knows the metagame from singleplayer missions
WTF? I love battlecruisers now!

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>>50621078
>Ywn constantly ruin a Farseers plans to the point that they just flat out surrender rather than suffer another defeat at your hands.

>>50623373
Play rts for years and you'd know em as soon as you see 'em. I wish i never saw SC2 and Supcom2.

>>50607625
>Continuing plot from other games
>keeping a character in the game who is literally dead though plausible, well established in-universe means
>waa this game is shit now!
You're pretty much the worst kind of fan.

>>50623571
yeah.
What's your ladder rank.

Worst thread on /tg/.

>>50606076
>husky voiced
Wouldn't it be Ronahn speaking?

>>50624423
it is

>>50607625
I wanna fuck that machine spirit.

>>50620825
Nope.
Half Eldar haven't been part of 40k for like 2 decades.

Did you saw the latest Eldar gameplay ? Apparently you can call Jain Zar to fight at your side

>>50619043
Yes, there should be no discussion of anything on /tg/ but humans, only sick fuckers want to do anything other than kill mongrel aliens

/tg/ is a board for the Imperium and Imperium only, that's why every single board always ends with the Imperium purging everyone fucker

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>>50625286

>>50618346
It's not a matter if Orks will win Anon, They've already won.

They live in a galaxy full of conflict and a universe that only seeks to keep it going forever, even freezing the setting 1 minute to midnight with fighting still happening anyway.

The Waaagh holds the fabric of the universe together because 40k itself only exists as a playground for people to fight each other.

>>50625335
Orks aren't scary you know? They're the most pathetic race in 40k, can't achieve shit

Also I'm just saying what everyone's thinking, just read the comments here, majority are telling people to fuck off and die for wanting to play anything but a human. Deal with it, HFY is what defines /tg/

>>50625373
>HFY is what defines /tg/
HFY was only decent when it began.
Nowadays it is pure cring similar to HFN.
Speaking of 40k you had better time imagining HFY in Starcraft rathen then 40k.

>>50625404
That's ridiculous. In Starcraft the Terrans are weaker than the Zerg and the Protoss, a Zerg character saves the day, the Xel'Naga are easily the most powerful group and the humans are consistently the least important characters in the setting.

In 40k Humans literally are the setting, the most powerful psykers, the strongest armies and never lose a single battle of importance.

Starcraft is a stupid xenophile game like Mass Effect and shit, 40k is and always has been the home of HFY. Why do you think that's where all this HFY stuff started and where most of it comes from? 40k is the most mainstream HFY game out there luckily.

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>>50609547 and >>50609643 get it

Y'all should just get /m/echasexuall

>>50618398

>Ynnead is gone.

He formed a shard. He went from nothing to partial existence. Eldar have multiple deus ex machinas, while the Imperium has absolutely nothing other than gradual decay.

>>50618403

>Ball-Tan

BIEL-tan. They're called BIEL-tan.

>>50618527

That's not even the impressive part. TWO fucking sector fleets. That's a metric fuck tonne of ships.

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>>50606076
Problem, Impfags?

>>50618519

>Biel-Tan and Iyanden lost to Calgar despite being allied together

Source? Never heard anything about Iyanden being there. Biel-tan have won against marines more than they've lost. They wiped out a Raven Guard company and an Ork Waagh! at the same time, wiped out a Flesh Tearers company, decked ten chapters simultaneously and a Biel-tan Banshee exarch decapitated the Mortifactors Chapter Master in single combat.

As far as I know it's 13-2 for Best-tan.

>>50618857

That's rulebook fluff ya dingus.

>>50620375

Who gives a shit about what happens in non-canon third party video games?

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>>50611541
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>>50625490
The Imperium are the bad guys you fucking spergs. So cartoonishly evil they send people to penal regiments for filing taxes wrong and are ruled by an expy of the Spanish Inquisition. Its very basis was built on the genocides of an atheist (in a world where demons exist) manchild with superpowers, whose megalomania is responsible for everything wrong in the setting. How the fuck do you miss all of this? How autistic do you have to be to miss every single context clue that Space North Korea embodies the worst humanity has to offer? I hate you. I hate every single one of you guardsman worshiping ("HURR DURR STEEL BALLS" no you idiots they're scared more of the commissar in the back than what's in front of them) dipshits, and I'm pissed off beyond words now that you dumbasses are writing fluff and actually making your stupid bullshit derived from a lack of basic reading capabilities canon. Go jerk off to your mary sue neo-commissars who refuse to execute guardsmen because they're "cowards," but then proceed to fight two Hive Tyrants at once and not only survive, but kill both.

>>50611797
>hurr durr elves da best
yet they still fuck up

>>50625773

No one said they were infallible, just that their tech is better than the Imperium, which it is.

>>50625671
First Kharn, now this. Oh well, at least they probably won't be worse than our regular commissar.

>>50625212
not sure how much overlap there was in readers, the last thread I saw about this did indeed have people bitching about how jain zar wasn't colored right because who gives a shit about being able to tell whose team they're on amirite?

>>50626664
This wasn't an issue with other eldar units in DoW1, apparently.

>>50625490
>a Zerg character saves the day
She's genetically altered. She's still just as human as space marines. :^)

>>50627895
No she's explicitly a Zerg. The Zerg infested her, which is how they create new organisms within their species.

Arguing Kerrigan isn't Zerg is like arguing that Hydralisks aren't Zerg; it reflects that you didn't read up on Zerg biology.

In Starcraft the Aliens are all immeasurably more powerful than the humans, who are the weakest faction.

Hence Starcraft should be burned and everyone made to play the Imperium in 40k so we can get prepared for purging.

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>>50615816
>he knows everything about the game from a couple clips of singleplayer gameplay