/tg/ greentext thread.

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>>50600413

Did woodsanon ever come back? I remember him promising a continuation and shit.

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https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg

Somebody post the archived Mars exploration thread.

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>>50604582
This one?

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>>50604858
That's the ticket. Thanks.

>>50604995
Are there any other ones like this?I remember reading a bunch where aliens talked about humans

>>50603963
>itt DM's that are no fun once all is said and done, but hilarious at the time.

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Posting L5R
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Posting sappy shit
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3/3
not /tg/ but still pertinent

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4/3
I guess this counts also

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>>50603902
>>50603918

Manly tears were shed

>>50606719
Is this all the stories /tg/ has? also not op just haven't been lurking here on /tg/ for too long and have nothing to contribute.

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>>50607189
Have part one of the best thing this board has produced.

>>50607189
>Is this all the stories /tg/ has
funny

>>50605965
>i also believe that you owe me 5 koku

Fucking lost it.

>>50607776
Pretty sure I've seen this before, but never read the whole thing. It's an oddly cozy setting.

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>>50607189
Hah.

Haha.

Hahahahahahahaha

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>>50608527
>>50608574
Man, there's just something magical about Shadowrun

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>>50608705

>>50608677
Shadowrun is always a trainwreck, it's just a matter of whether that trainwreck is hilarious or not.

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>>50608773

>>50608798
I thought that was going somewhere else.

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>>50608798

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>>50609133

>>50606066
God damn that's a good story.
I love a happy ending.

Man that shadowrun pdf is fucking awesome.

>>50615002
>>50615019
These are shit-tier screencaps.

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>>50615133
Post something better, then

>>50600413
>>50600420
hadn't seen these before. That was a darn good yarn.

>>50615274
It's a pretty good story, also fully archieved on suptg.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/49496804/

>>50603902
>>50603918
Tales of fathers and watchers are my favorites

Dont end thread.
I need to scrape a squirrel skin and then come read the rest

>>50606037
>Now I'm going to jump around my place for a while
That bit always makes me smile.

>>50607871
God damn that's some good writefaggotry

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>>50600413

Here's one.

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>>50607871
And the other great 7-column epic.

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>>50619385

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>>50619427

MOAR we need MOAR!

>>50606066
Did we ever get more from the good Cap'n?

>>50607790
I love this.

>>50620576
He and Hawke tend to post every now and again. Last I remember, they were playing in a homebrew x-com game together, or something.

>>50622164
Did they ever actually meet face to face? start a relationship? and so on?

>>50621715
I recently started reading some of R. A. Slavatore's stuff, and there's a point in one of his books where Drizzt is learning the basics of magic in Menzoberanzan, and the drow he's learning from basically says "make sure you don't take to magic like a human would," I.E. recklessly.

>>50622184
I don't know, but I really hope so.

>>50622203
except thats kind of the drow's thing isn't it? being more human than most elves? even if it's the darker aspects of humankind.

>>50622223
me too man.

>>50622253
human =/= asshole. Drow are just as inhuman as Elves are, just in different ways.
Recklessness is not one of those ways.

>>50622310
i wasn't implying that humans were assholes nor that drow weren't elven in their own way, i meant that among all the stereotypes of elves many humans would find more in common with a drow than any other elf.

>>50622164
>>50622184
>>50622223
It's always cool to see fa/tg/uys or ca/tg/irls finding love. Gives hope to the rest of us and its nice to see something sappy and sweet in amongst the fucking Pacific Ocean of salt that seems to be /tg/ these days.

It helps that both are really good storytellers.

>>50622499
I genuinely think you and your friends are some of the worst people on /tg/, and you enjoying that story puts you on a level of patheticness that can only be matched by believing in Edgardo and Henderson.

And thus spawns the troll.

>>50622537
That's OK anon, everyone doesn't have to always like the same things.

>>50622640
if only certain fa/tg/uys could realize that having different opinions on some things is more than okay, its completely normal.

Anyways, I do like a good happy ending. Anyone got any more?

>>50622640
And, when people express their opinions, they shouldn't be so terrified of people calling them out on being idiots with bad taste.

And, you're an idiot.
With bad taste.
You latch onto some serious shit stories.

>>50622675
OK anon, enjoy your opinions. I'm sure you enjoy whatever you enjoy, and as longs as its not anything too illegal I'm sure its fine.

See how easy it is to be civil and not bait?

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>>50622655
This has a pretty happy ending

>>50622675
Thank you

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>>50622709
thanks anon. I've always planned on trying something similar to this whenever I can get more sorry ass to DM. Mandatory trinkets integrated into backstories and stuff, I figure it could make for more interesting RPing.

Should probably post a cap so I can contribute.

>>50622699
Remember when I said I genuinely think you are one of the worst people on /tg/?

Passive aggressive behavior is a clinical sign of uncurable faggotry, and you can take your limp-wristed feigned "civility" and shove it right up where you keep your tastes and intellect. You did a good job at baiting out this response with your high-horsed attitude, but your shit taste isn't just a matter of opinion, but a symptom of the kind of shit individual you are.

Now, go on and do some more wimpy "I'm above all this" hypocrisy while still awkwardly trying to perform some measure of damage control.

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And here's one of my favourite fluff pieces from /tg/

>>50605413
Google HFY (Humanity Fuck Yeah) in images.

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And some more cute

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>>50622770

>>50622935
Don't bother, it just feeds his ego to get (You)s.

Just post and chat as normal

>>50622958
>Now, go on and do some more wimpy "I'm above all this" hypocrisy while still awkwardly trying to perform some measure of damage control.

>>50623091
haven't seen this one in a bit, good to read it again

>>50623210
>>>/v/
If you trying to be a faggot and bother people about their objectively inferior tastes or whatever, this isn't the place.

>>50623271
This is a "only the best stories allowed" thread.
It's obviously not the place for you and the shit you drag in.

>>50622919
And here I thought she was going to drown on the boat ride. And the drake will be on the island, waiting... She must have forgotten something and turned back. But she'll make it here... some day...

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>>50623294
Then post shit you fucking nigger.
If your taste is better, prove it.

>>50623313
fuck, that may have actually been better. Best would have been that lingering desperation with a tiny payoff like the drake just sitting there and he heres her voice complaining about the cold of the ocean or something

>>50623333
Dude, like I said above, he's just an autistic troll. Ignore him and he'll eventually have to leave due to boredom.

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relatively common post on these threads, but grod's a classic

>>50600413
>>50600420
I did not realize what I was getting myself into when I started reading this.

>>50623554
it's pretty good, huh? I can see why he plaintively baited everyone into continuing the story: made the experience much better than a simple chuckle over some fucked up wild magic rolls.

>>50622770

It's not line anyone put a gun to your head and made you peruse the thread anon. You've no one to blame butt yourself for your pain.

>>50600413
>>50600420
I wasn't ready for this.

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>>50625003
>>50623590
>>50623554
Here, have this too.

>>50604056
Holy shit either someone did something exactly like what we did in game a year ago or that's my friend who wrote that up. Although at that point in the game I had retired my paladin for a fighter, and we had a ranger that by sheer coincidence never used spells while said sorcerer was at the table so he may have thought she was a fighter.

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>>50600413
>>50600420
>>50625459
I did a thing.

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>>50600413

>>50626355
Great effort, anon, but holy shit this quality.

>>50608035
oh fuck that's beautiful

>>50626530
Just open it in a new window, you mong.

>>50631536
So it's not just me?
I thought the quality was fine to read, but that other guy had me confused.

>>50622184
Hawk here.
I'm actually writing a story on this subject right now. I've been debating whether to post it on /tg/ when it's done, because I feel like it's really stretching the limits of board relevance.
Also, it might finally push that one anon who religiously hates our stories over the edge to commit axe murder.

>>50632998
>Also, it might finally push that one anon who religiously hates our stories over the edge to commit axe murder.
So what you're saying is it's worth it?

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>>50632998
Host the story off-site, but definitely stop by /tg/ and post it

>>50632998
Yes do this>>50633194
and thanks for responding to my question if you really are Hawk that is, if not, no matter.

>>50634258
i meant do this>>50634117
sorry.

>>50623337
The drake remains on the island, fiercely defending the cave against anyone who approaches. What could be so important inside?

Adventurers eventually make their way onto the island and slay the drake. They look inside and find that there is no hoard. Only broken dreams...

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>>50619827
related

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>>50634117
Alright then. Imgur would work, I suppose.
This is why I say it might not be relevant, by the way: still based on events from a roleplaying game and featuring the same characters, but I wrote it as an actual story instead of a greentext.
I'll go back to lurking now.

>>50600420
I never asked for this ;-;

>>50632998
Hey Hawk, nice of you to join us.

I agree it might be pushing it, but I'd love to hear it nonetheless.

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>>50634483
eh, considering the trite that gets posted on this board, might be able to get away with it.

>>50604084
Sometimes these campaigns hurt like hell :c

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>>50603918

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I'll dump some of my favourites

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>>50636900

>>50607790
Greatest love story ever told.

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>>50637350

>>50637008
heh, kinda cute

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>>50600413

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>>50637435
Got more. Just kind of got caught in rereading some of those. I may have a problem with collecting this stuff.

>>50637518
if you have more, post more, my good man, if you run out of room in the thread we can always create a new one.

>>50637518
Also if you could avoid it try not to repost stories from higher up in the thread, the Alpharius one had already been posted i think.

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>>50637651
Oh, I did not see it. Will try not to, but I didn't read everything. And yea, more coming up.

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>>50637717
Also, I got like... 300 of them or something. Some were posted here and some were probably overposted at this point. But either way, I'm just posting those I think are cool.

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>>50638092
So I'm actually also looking for continuation of this. Don't even know if there is more, but if there is, I need it.

>>50638092
bah
what a shitty ending

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>>50638137
Last one from me. Have a good one.

>>50638137
Continuation of the one in that post or the post linked to it?

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Not exactly a greentext, but it's amusing

>>50638583
The one in that post.

>>50637717
Is there a back story to this?

>>50639069
i'm wondering that too.

also does anyone know what the post/img limit is for this board?

>>50639069
>>50639110
Not that I would know of. Saw it on one of these a while ago and there was nothing else related to it.

>>50639212
150

>>50639230
well then 4 more stories and the thread is done.

>>50634483

Storytimes are storytimes. Tangentially related or not.

All is forgiven as long as it is entertaining. Especially if it is entertaining.

Post it here. The worst that happens is it doesn't get read. And/or it attracts some trolls. But that is more or less a universal constant on this site.

>>50638137
This is the only place I know that still has it. May God help whoever wrote this.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Liliad

>>50641131
Ah enclopedia dramatica, the worst site I ever had the mosfortune of visiting. I refuse to be within a mile of that site, but I'll give it a read trough later. Thanks for the link.

>>50641177
You are literally on 4chan right now.

>>5063805
holy shit, never seen this before. It's a goddamn work of art

>>50624277
Got a few chuckles out of me.

>>50641177
>Getting triggered by ED
>In the current year
Come on anon, come the fuck on.

>>50642630
What did he reply to?

>>50642974
possibly this but he fucked up the link>>50638052
or this>>50638058

>>50643083
its the second one. dunno what happened there

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>>50605983
More l5r

>>50643398
Crab-anon here. Are you Scorpion-anon?

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>>50607946
I really hope this is fake. Otherwise... you gotta be five finger fucking me. This is crazy.

>>50643945
Think of it this way
If this is all just a ruse
Why would I choose crab?

>>50643945
And thats the thread, no more images can be posted.

>>50644061
Shall we make another anon's?

>>50607946
I'll ship it, shit's hilarious.

>>50644126
>Catalog
sure

>>50644756
Alright then i'll make a new thread and link it back to here.

>>50644874 Here We go

>>50637151
awww.

>>50642940
Triggered indicates a level of fuck I simply do not give.

>>50607946
That's a punchile if I've ever seen one

>>50638200
it's shitty because we don't get to see what the rest of the party did afterwards.

>>50642940
I can understand not liking ED. But it's knowledgeable about events most simply would not be able to know about without it. Like the personal lives of camwhores, the general opinion of /b/ on just about anything, lolcows, etc. It's like an internet necronomicon, written by 15 year olds.

>>50627925
I hate all of the flaws of 3.5, but I love this story so much.

>>50647574

3edgy5me

>>50607481
underrated