Can we have a funny/comics/memes/reaction image thread? Anything

>>50530498

Fucking hell.

That last frame completely ruins the joke.

Why the fuck do webcomics always do that?

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>>50530682
Yep
gurps is literally "3d6 roll under the system"

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>>50530682

ya idk, it was like the only /tg/ themed funny image I could find at the time.

I like this one, it's kind of funny.

I'm really lacking any good stuff tho idk, we're just not a 'meme' sort of community so I guess I haven't saved anything good.

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Not pictured
>the 3rd die

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>comics
I have some, but they're in french.

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>>50530943

Feel free to post em.

>>50531168
Honestly, this one's fine and funny.

>>50530943
>frogs playing tabletop
>frogs partaking in any recreational activity

X - Doubt

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>>50530498

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>>50531168
Tbh there is nothing wrong with either GURPS or human sacrifices.

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>>50532101

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>>50532116

>>50530752
GURPS is also shit.

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>>50530498
I don't even like GURPS but I know the "LAWL CALCULUS" meme is unfunny lying bullshit.

>>50532240
Remind me of the flying man. What would really happen if a Superman-like being were to exist nowadays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1MqHgFnmE

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I wish I knew the context or if there was more, because I already made this guy a recurring NPC

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>>50532364

Whoops, wrong one

>>50532364
>>50532379

There's a ton more motherfucker.

http://elf-comic.thecomicseries.com/comics/first/

If I'm remembering right it's made by one of the Dethklok artists.

>>50532299
Alternately if he was communicative with authorities and mostly focused his efforts on apprehending existing criminals then he'd probably have a much easier time.

Which is probably why they made superman like that.

>>50532364
>or if there was more

There's tits.

>>50532472
But they also most likely want to do tests on him and also most likely won't be public knowledge pass that point as he would be under a lab 24/7.

>>50532626
Well if he's like Superman, then the scientists can fuck right off if he doesn't want to cooperate.

>>50532036
>implying we don't drink wine and eat baguette and cheese right before the sessions.

>>50532472
I think most governements would try to abduct him as a national ressource and run tests on him. And possibly enroll him.
Because most goverments don't like individuals that they can't control.

>>50532665
How in the fuck would they abduct him?

>>50532745
Depends on if they know about the kryptonite thing or not.

>"Routine Questioning"
>Under arrest for "x"
>???
>profit

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I have no idea what that is

>>50532791
>Kurwa
Top kek, fucking polskas.

>>50532777
That's assuming that a superman-like individual has a kryptonite at all. Even if they do, it's going to be a royal bitch to figure out.

And again, how would anyone possibly arrest them? They would not have to comply if they did not want to, and it would be impossible to physically detain them.

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>>50532426
>If I'm remembering right it's made by one of the Dethklok artists.

>>50532791
On yellow: how to rotate text in Paint?
goofy: ...and I'd like to GM Warhammer, like in the good old days, you know, Enemy Within, classics like that, Ruins...
Mickey: I don't want to fucking roll up characters or learn how to sneak in a village
Goob: come on, it'll be fun, I've thrown out half the rulebook, no crits..
MiG: Yo, eat a dick
zzzzfuckzzzz
FUCK
Goober: maybe [polish meme fanfic system]? Earthdawn? neuroshima? [brety good polish post-apo]
Moose: FUCK OFF

$angry shitposting
>DND
>RPG
I want to punch someone, the hobby is dead
why the fuck did I just translate that, holy shit it's five past midnight, fuck off

>>50532364
>>50532379

Comic is called elf, and the guy appears a few times. You can read it online

>>50532891
Well, if it's a truly invulnerable being, we can all welcome our new alien overlord.
Or send the secret services on his trail, and strap a bomb with a dead's man switch to Pa and Ma Kent.

As usual, it depends on a ton of factors.
If he's not the only one,you' probably find some supers that accept to be on your payroll. If he's not completely invincible, you can APFSDS of AShM him. You can run a media campaign until everyone thinks he's worse than Hitler.... Give us a canvas to work with and we'll discuss how to bring him down.

>>50532364
>/u/ emps as a recurring npc.
Well, it's not an awful choice.

>>50532929
Thank you!

>>50533851

Awesome, perfect, thank you

>>50532929
>[brety good polish post-apo]
Is it translated?

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>>50532240
I think mostly what this says is that the Iraq and Afghanistan wars really traumatised America

>>50535363
Don't think the writer is American bro

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>>50535569
You don't have to be American to read the writing on the wall. You know how many super pessimistic movies Hollywood has pushed out because of this shit we're in? It's easy for people living in other nations to tell that these wars really fucked up the American psyche and confidence.

>>50530682

because nerds aren't funny. they think they are by being obtuse/wordy but it's literally the opposite of actual humor

>>50532426
This comic is amazing.

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>>50533851

>>50537005
Considering how Dante slings it around like a paperweight on a string, I would imagine its balance is all but pointless

>>50534421
Unfortunately no.
But i do suggest neuroshima hex. its a fun game
afaik the rpg has a retarded rolling system of 3d20/3

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>>50538809
>3d20/3
>not 3d20, pick middle

>>50532153
shadowrun.jpg

>>50538777

I think even if you're super-strong it's still better to have a well-balanced weapon. Of course, it should be a well-balanced double-size zweihander or some shit, but still.

>>50532205
>implying a nuke would finish Sauron

>>50539099

He already survived what was basically a nuke, when Numenor got the divine smite button.

>>50532101
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>>50532240
Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought There, as written by an anti-American leftist.

>>50539303

Glad to know its become anti-American to point out that military adventurism and neo-colonialism are bad.

>>50539548
What's so bad about them? The only bad thing I can see was half-assing the job

>>50539548

Eh, I suspect some /pol/lack out there thinks Genghis Khan was a bleeding heart liberal cuck.

>>50539303
It's not really GATE-like, as where JSDF focuses on "Japan fuck yeah", this one focuses on "humans are assholes and will destroy everything magical about fantasy as soon as they find out about it".

>>50539631
Fuck fantasy asholes, where's my magitech virtual reality built using reverse engineered magic items seized from the fantasy world?

>>50538658
Too real for me.

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>>50532426
I WANT TO FUCK THAT ELF

>>50530682
Normally it's because they think of a two or three panel joke that has to work in four panels, and are too inflexible to change their format. But this is clearly a bunch of irregular panels so I'm going to go with no understanding of comedy.

>>50539065
Axes are purposefully designed to be "off-balance." Balance is simply for ease of use, and not a consideration for ultimate effect.

Try chopping wood with a sword and with an axe, and report back with what you learn.

>>50539303
Don't compare GATE to this.

This is a pretty on target examination of imperialism and colonialism and the clash between banality and wonder.

GATE is, depending on the incarnation, delusional nationalism, or diluted delusional nationalism and waifushit,

>>50542336
Now now, GATE is pretty tame as far as tennoheika banzai nippon stronk wank goes, hell it doesn't even spend most of its time by whining how nukes were warcrimes and how Hirohito did nuffin wrong.

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>>50532929
>Kryształy Czasu
>meme fanfic system
Polaczku pls

You've meant Zły Cień: Kruki Urojenia

Does anyone have good gm advice screen caps? I'm looking for the one where the anon talks about making plot nodes.

>>50539614
>Whats so bad about them?

1. They are massively expensive and have resulted in the government gaining an absurd amount of power while the citizen loses rights under the guise of "National Security"

2. Most of the time the problems we're fighting are ones that we originally caused. Sadam was put in place by America after we overthrew their original leaders. Our meddling has done nothing but cause massive backlash almost every single time.

3. This is of course not even talking about the suffering and death of locals, because I assume you don't care if brown people die.

>>50542626
>mentioning national security power grab

Congrats, now you have managed to piss off both Republicans and Democrats.

>>50542647
It's fucking true though and it's something everyone seems to just brush over when we talk about the nebulous war actions that have made up this entire fucking decade and beyond. It's all "BRING FREEDOM!" or "OH NO MUH INNOCENT BROWN PEOPLE" and never "Oh wait, the president can order the death of whoever he wants whenever he wants with complete secrecy and no oversight. Huh."

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>>50535363
>Iraq and Afghanistan wars really traumatised America
>someone smaller kicked the playground bully in the nuts, boohoohoo how unfair

>>50532240

>rescue kidnapped godamned children from literal slavery
>accept immigrants from fantasy land
>they summon a dragon and burn london right the fuck down
>respond by dismantling the fantasy govenment then distributing food aid and organizing reconstrunction

How is earth the bad guys here? Because the comic seems to imply that they are.

>>50542732
It's not about "good guy vs. bad guy" so much as it's about "idyllic fantasy vs. ugly reality".

>>50542732
>starts off as the fairytale everyone knows has a happy ending
>human reality kicks in the door, interferes
>what could've been nice and good if left alone is aggressively disrupted, invasive implementation of alien (ours) belief and morality system occurs
>invaded reality retaliates, leads to escalation of tension and conflict

Then again I'm dumb feel free to call me a retard

>>50542626
>Sadam was put in place by America after we overthrew their original leaders.

You're thinking of Iran, not Iraq. Also, you are fucking up the timeline.

>>50530682
It's just incapacity, or if you prefer, that writing is actually really difficult and takes tons of practice.

For instance, in this >>50530498 case, the artist was clearly worried that if he stopped with the penultimate panel, people (or, well. GURPS sperglords; I'm not sure they count as people) would misunderstand the joke to be a simple zinger on 3E, rather than the intended one that the genie's a useless piece of shit. That's a very justified concern with the way the comic's written up to that point, the only real problem is the artist fumbled the punchline reaction.

Try it yourself; it's not that easy. You have to write something that's telling enough to convey the point clearly (so you can't just have the guy saying "...", because then the ambiguity would remain), but not so verbose that (as happened in practice) it dissolves the joke.

I would probably have changed the lamp to a bottle with a stopper, like in The Fisherman and the Genie, and then had the last panel just showing the guy recorking the bottle.

>>50542838
>starts off as the fairytale everyone knows has a happy ending
Really? Because *I* sure don't know that. Maybe that kid is a protagonist and gets a happy ending. Maybe she's destined to be one of the 30 skeletons the protagonist sees in the dungeon so they know the big bad means buisness.
>human reality kicks in the door, interferes
>what could've been nice and good if left alone is aggressively disrupted, invasive implementation of alien (ours) belief and morality system occurs
Tough shit. The started imposing when they DRUGGED AND KIDNAPED A CHILD. Oh, and roasted London after bring invited in. (said invitation extended after the child kidnapping, mind.)

>>50542946
Hey, I'm not trying to justify what's happening, I'm just trying to follow author's reasoning.

>>50542913
It might have worked if they'd asked the Genie to do something where "just play GURPS" isn't a valid answer.

>>50542489
Look, I'm not saying there aren't worse systems than KC, but none come close to its meme status.
It's basically polish FATAL. Not as much gore in the rules, but it does have the -4 STR.
And then there's the lore, which i basically just Szyndler sperging the fuck out. Even if I omit the "Saga of Catan"(the world is literally a Catan playmap, the main plot device is someone named Natac and no one can figure out his relation to the lore for the most of the two brick-sized tomes. Also, a succesful attack made with elf's nipples, which were described, along with the naked elf over a whole page.)
even if you do that, the setting is a shitshow.

also,
>półtalerze

>>50542960

fair enough.

>>50542913
>because then the ambiguity would remain), but not so verbose that (as happened in practice) it dissolves the joke.

I would juse leave it ambuguous. That way both gurpsfags and antigurpsfags can both laugh at the comic. Then, gurps spergs and antigurps can get into shit fights about the comic's true meaning on the internet and nonspergs can in turn laugh at them.

Removed one panel and trippled my audience.

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>>50542994
Half-plates

>>50542672
Hahahahah.

Your president can't actually do that though, right?

>>50542994
Dude, I meant it about the Zły Cień. It IS the meme system.
KC are bassically Gygaxian AD&D that kinda went the Rolemaster way, with an asspulled d100 mechanics.
Zły Cień, on the other hand, is "The ants have 1/4000th point of STR in a 5 point scale, also now roll on your daily superstition table" :The system.

>>50543169
Riddle thyself with these being a sort of weapon rather than armour.
A weapon that was not described, nor had any image in the book. only stats.

>>50543188
>Your president can't actually do that though, right?

Yes, they can. In fact, for a while the Obama administration was having biweekly PowerPoint meetings where he just picked people to assassinate, including American citizens.

The right wing libertarain types tried to raise a stink about it, but the liberals who normally provide the bulk of the antiwar/anti-imperialism muscle in our politics helped shut the libertarians down instead of helping because Obama was /their guy/ and I guess they expected to never loose an election again or something.

So now Donald Trump has the power to have people killed completely legally. Boy that was a strance sentence to type.

>>50535363
I'm glad that stupid fucking westerners always somehow manage to make things about them.

you think Americans were traumatized? how do you think Afghani's and Iraqi's feel you stupid fucking cow.

Hey guys, op here, back to collect my funny images oh Jesus

>>50542336
Easy there bro, you don't want to get fired from Starbucks for shitposting in /tg/ after all those years invested getting your tittle in Gender Studies

>>50543479
>yanks blew up mehmed's wedding, ahmed
>business as usual muhammed, business as usual

>>50543479
>how do you think Afghani's and Iraqi's feel you stupid fucking cow.

Probably pretty bad too, but that comic is clearly by and about westerners. Doesn't fit the tone to be from Iraqis or afganis

>>50542701
>kicked the playground bully in the nuts

>casualty ratio hilariously in favor of America
>America securing good interests off of conflict while pretending it's a huge cost
>Americans still slaughtering countless mudslime extremists and laughing about it

Aussie military here m8, I realize you probably don't understand war for shit, but I can confidently say I fucking wish we were America.

>>50543479
Hard to feel much when a JDAM lands on you or you get the top of your skull blown off, m8

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>>50543690
I never realized OZ has Mall Ninjas.

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>>50533851
This is great

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>>50543799
Is this supposed to be some kind of argument in favor of something, or just a result of drooling on your keyboard?

>>50543690
>aussie military

Shouldn't you be giving blowjobs to your emu masters or something?

>>50542970
>>50543085
>the GIDF rolls up

>>50543509
Look, son. Sometimes you put a lobster pot out and when you pull it out, it's full of lobsters. Sometimes, a gross ugly shark got its head wedged in there instead. And if you put your lobster pot out in Sharkton Water because you can see tons of lobsters down there, maybe you should ask yourself if there's some reason not everybody does it.

>>50530943
I don't speak Spanish, anyone know what this is?

>>50544257
>not even recognizing Portuguese when he sees it

>>50530682
found the gurps fanboy

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>>50544018
Nah, anon, just assorted shitposting. I don't have an opinion on this either way.

Still you do sound kinda like one of them Mall Ninjas, full of bravado and general gung ho' attitude and what have ya. Quarrelling on the net image board with some random stranger, presenting yourself like you are from some real military and not one that lost to poultry.

>>50543690
Do you think the school bully gives you kisses and hugs if you kick him in the balls?

>>50535363
>>50542701
You must be european, with your poor grasp of the actual purpose of the "war on terror".

>>50544519
That is not even close to how emus look, sound or act.

>>50544797
History is written by the victors.

>>50543377
>this hasn't been going on since every single president tried to kill Castro until he shot back.

Mu (current year)

>>50544768
It was a very transparent blood sacrifice to American fee-fees.

>>50530498

Does anyone have a screencap of that phylactery story? I thought that one was hilarious.

>>50543479
>how do you think Afghani's and Iraqi's feel you stupid fucking cow.

Member how the American's first step was saving a bunch of mass murders and putting them in charge along child rapists?

>>50542701
>mohamed didnu nuffin he was a good boy

>>50545016
But he didn't. Mohammed's cousin did, but Murica decided to kick the shit out of anyone who's ever spoken with him.

>>50545016
Mohammed the Boeing pilot got bux from CIA anyway

>>50544230

As your new contact leaves the tavern, you smile at how your luck has turned - finally, a safe job with a good payout. No more hordes of kobolds breathing down your neck as you struggle to retrieve an "artifact" not worth the tarnished silver it was covered with. And Marie said this man was a swindler - what did she know? As you down your drink you hear a chair squeak from the table behind you. You turn and see an old man stand up hesitantly, leaning on a cane. His ancient sailor's jacket is yellowed with age, and a single eye glances at you from behind thin, grey hair. "Look, son," he says, watching you closely, a rasping voice betraying the years. "Sometimes you put a lobster pot out and when you pull it out, it's full of lobsters. Sometimes a gross ugly shark got its head wedged in there instead." He stops and stretches, the joints in his back popping, but his eye never leaves mine. "And if you put your pot down in Sharkton Water because you can see tons of lobsters down there, maybe you should ask yourself if there's some reason not everyone does it."

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>>50544429
This is the only good Ribbon comic.

>>50544821
The girlfriend of my gm is Australian teacher but never heard of emu wars.
I think this time the looses erased this part from history.

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>>50542508
This is what I got.

>>50535363

In the same way that Vietnam traumatized Americans by having to face the fact that we're not really the good guys and we are just living in an Imperial Empire, but with pretenses. Like how we still use slave-labor, but with pretenses.

>>50532240
What a faggot.

>>50543377
>Obama administration was having biweekly PowerPoint meetings where he just picked people to assassinate, including American citizens.

I'm sorry, what? Do you have a source on that, 'cause that sounds... Well, i can't exactly say that sounds like something that never happened, because every time I think something is too fucked upl to have happened, it ends up being something that happened. See: Basically anything the CIA has done or any war we've been in since like the Spanish American War at least.

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>>50546125
> implying its not the victors who want to remain anonymous in their conquest of humanity

>>50546658

I don't know about the Powerpoint presentations, but the family of a moderate Imam targeted by the US tried to sue to find out why their son, a US citizen who they say had nothing to do with terrorism, was being targeted for assassination strikes.
The Obama administration's response was to shout "national security" and the judge shrugged and the case was closed. Because apparently if you say "national security" three times, the constitution magically disappears, and you have no rights anymore.

>>50546879
Remember, Change means continuing and expanding your precursor's policies.

>>50546125
>my animated goalposts have never heard of this event, so it must not be true

>>50546370
t. left wing millennial

>>50546658

This reminds me of Hillary Clinton's "Can't we just drone strike him?" comment about Assange (made while he was in a sovereign state's embassy within a friendly country) kek

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These were great.

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>>50547176
Yup

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>>50546864
these are fucking great

>>50532036
I play tabletop
Just once a month because I dont have a group to play with more often

>>50547242
Does anybody have a link to the source thread? I have to see what prompted these.

>>50547398
Déso Arnaud.

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>>50535363
>Americans

>>50530682
>>>/v/

>>50547488
It's okay I had tons of fun last week with my first game of Rogue Trader

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>>50547449
Can't help beyond the name that was given to it - chinese diplomats

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>>50547109
Well now I need to see that thread.
please?

>>50532036
>frogs playing tabletop
It's actually pretty common here

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>>50546879
>I don't know about the Powerpoint presentations, but the family of a moderate Imam targeted by the US tried to sue to find out why their son, a US citizen who they say had nothing to do with terrorism, was being targeted for assassination strikes.

Bad transliterations killed and/or got a lot of people tortured during the last decade. It's very likely that some dumbass spelled the kid's name the same way as some terrorist they were actually after, so he ended up dead.

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Shit can't find the thread

>>50547657
>bomb up middle-east
>let eurocucks deal with the mess

Well played yanks, well played.

>>50547578
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39949689/

>>50547657

Remember all the times they "got" Chemical Ali? Every three to six months, they'd kill or capture him, and the news drones wouldn't even bat an eye, much less mention that the military claimed to have killed him already.
Shit was ridiculous.

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>>50547687
Oh, well here it is

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Ok, this is the last I have. Had to dump it all somewhere.
Now you can go back to politics

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>>50547687
Oh good god, I remember this. I was actually in that Black Crusade campaign where the GM quit and went to /tg/ to complain, him being the edgy guy in these. Well, I say campaign, but it lasted all of one hour after I got invited, and never even reached session 1. I didn't even finish making a character sheet, hell I'd totally forgotten I had this guy added on skype until I got messaged.

I can offer a little extra context if anyone wants. I'm the Khorne Berserker from the suptg link, for the record.

>>50542994
Is there a download link to this?

>>50547056

That I remember hearing about, but I never saw that substantiated.

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I literally don't care about anything else in this thread now, but this. I'm going to have to try and find this thread source.

>>50549113

Oh. That took less time than expected.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39949689/

>>50542913
Perhaps a better final line would be "Then I wish for 3.5 to be balanced, flexible and playable"

>>50549244

Nah, the last panel should be the guy angrily trying to cram the genie back into the bottle.

>>50549954

Totally agree

>>50549954

Thinking about this I actually believe that would be a much more useful comic too because you could edit the text and have a sort of skub joke in there where people put "I wish this and that" "just play pathfinder/4e/savage world" etc etc

>>50542913
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>>50551179
Considering it for a bit I think the minimal fix would be to change the text in the last panel to "get back in the bottle, motherfucker" or something similar.

>>50544768
Here, am European, will try to find the answer.

Was it money?

>>50551280

Or some counter point like, "well then can you give gurps [thing it lacks that makes that answer stupid]"

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>>50551807

The problem is there really isn't any such thing.

The reason I hated third edition, which I figured out one day, was that it was basically Wizard of the Coast unknowingly trying to turn D&D into GURPS, and fucking it up badly. I don't like GURPS, and a fucked up D&D mutilated to resemble it is even worse.
People who want a system of complicated character builds where you can play any kind of character you can imagine, and who want to use one system for everything should really move in with the GURPS fags and leave Muh D&D alone.

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Last of my OC. Someday I'll make more of it.

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>>50538826
>>50538809
I know I'm late to the party, but I was reading the thread and was curious how these two different systems play out number-wise.

Kinda interesting.

>>50551981
shit
>>50552224
shit
>>50552234
Okay I guess, it's mildly amusing.

I can't find it, but there's a comic where a group is sitting in front of a GM, and the moment he says something along the lines of ' the wizard casts Mordenkainen's Disjunction' the party begins ripping up their sheets and storming out. Maybe someone else has it?

>>50536446
But nothing about it seems specifically American. The fantasy books it references directly are British, the dragon attack happened in London...

You could make a lot of huge claims about the mindset behind this, like England's problems with xenophobia.

>>50552820
It's drawn by a frog, it's got the mindset of "les fucking anglos, honh honh" and nothing else. There's no internalized self loathing, the guy's just kinda riffing on the fact that all classical fantasy is English while the modern world is ruled by America and as a frog he resents both of these facts.

>>50547870
A More Stronger Addiction to Danger would be an ok band name

>>50552572
go fuck yourself

>>50530498
>GURPS
>Calculus
Pick one

>>50542336
>This is a pretty on target examination of imperialism and colonialism
Nuh uh.

>>50554417
You're right. Calculus has a chance of actually being fun.

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How about some Abnor?
Would dump but I am going to bed.

www.abnor.com.br

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>>50553623
He's right though, they're so unfunny that it's depressing to think that there's some sad fuck out there that's actually stupid enough to make those and genuinely expect people to like them.

>>50554989
Maybe it wasn't the author, but another anon taking umbrage at the fact I somewhat enjoyed the third comic.

>>50545949
/pol/ pls.

>>50555838
I think it's actually a joke because of the 'second most violent race' thing.

>>50556068

Yes, it's a /pol/ joke because "lol niggers mirite?" You have correctly identified the racist joke.

>>50556675
No no, the fact that they are saying the orcs are the second most violent race. Less violent than humans.

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>>50535569

>Liberation
>Le Figaro
Pretty sure it's french.

>>50556766

Don't be coy, we all know what he was doing.

>>50556948
Please let me have hope for humanity

More /tg originals please

>>50546987
necropost, I know, but have you heard of this thing called a "sweatshop"?

>>50556675
Grow the fuck up and read the goddamn statistics, you stupid piece of leftist shit.

>>50557912
it's almost like desperate poverty causes crime, and BEING property doesn't exactly give you a solid cultural and economic basis in a capitalist society.

Who would have thought.

>>50557912
He did, that's why he's not a /pol/tard.

Unless you meant your own special brand of cherry picked numbers proving that whites r teh mustard race

>>50532426
>http://elf-comic.thecomicseries.com/comics/first/
>all the recent updates are just sketches or books the artist is selling
damn, sucks that every good comic stops updating after a few years, when the artist just starts doing appearances and merch instead.

>>50558537

Boulet. It's in English also

>>50558025
Please, Anon. Obviously Asians are the mustard race.

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this whole thread.

>>50554943
That was hilarious, what the fuck?

>>50530781
Best image of the entire thread

>>50532791
My fucking sides... Literally experience of every single grognard in Poland. And this anon >>50532929 did a marvelous job

>>50534421
It is. Fan translation. Posted last week or so on /tg/
Just search for Neuroshima and you should find it pretty easily.

It's a mechanical clusterfuck with setting so bad you start wonder what kind of pills the creators DIDN'T take while working on it. Avoid the game like fire, the crunch alone will make you head-butt a concrete wall until you start to bleed

>>50549016
Believe me - you DON'T want to download it. And it's all in Polish (which is good, so nobody else can experience this level of shitness).
We are talking about a game that was released over 20 years ago and is still iconing to the Polish scene as the epitome of bad. If you want to compare game with something, you use KC as a reference point of badness. There is entire generation of people who never even experienced the game first-hand and they know all the reasons why it was an utter failure in every single regard and absolutely meme game.

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>>50542508
probably not what youre talking about but interesting nonetheless

>>50561801
>epitome of bad
but that's why I want to see it

link pls?

>>50562295
Again, only in Polish. And I would have to search for that shit.

>>50530498
>requires calculus
>thisshittymeme.png
This meme was never true even at GURPS worst and no I'm not forgiving the unplayable piece of shit that was GURPS Vehicles. Mechanically, GURPS is up there is as one of the simpler RPGs. Roll 3d6, check stat and modifiers, and see the result per table/chapter/blahblahblah. There you now understand GURPS. You're welcome you retards. Now go back to playing D&D, Pathfinder, or whatever it is you scrubs play.

>>50562566
>GURPS is up there is as one of the simpler RPGs. Roll 3d6, check stat and modifiers, and see the result per table/chapter/blahblahblah

>Pathfinder is up there is as one of the simpler RPGs. Roll 1d20, check stat and modifiers, and see the result per table/chapter/blahblahblah

>Burning Wheel is up there is as one of the simpler RPGs. Roll d6s, count successes, check scale and modifiers, and see the result per table/chapter/blahblahblah

Nobody* who says GURPS is complicated is talking about the dice rolling mechanic, dude. OP's comic may be total horseshit with that calculus nonsense, but that's no reason to post some horseshit that leans in the other direction, either.

* For reasonable values of "nobody." I suppose there's probably someone as dumb as that OP comic, or you, out there who does think rolling 3d6 is hard.

>>50562532
Wait, I am Polish and what is this?

>>50562906
If you are Polish, then why the fuck are you asking for Kryształy Czasu on /tg/?

>>50562894

This.

GURPS is complicated as fuck because you have 10,000 skills, 10,000 character options and each one with a different point value and effect. Calculus isn't the problem here it's the sheer amount of rote memorization you must do.

>>50563110
>All the shit you need listed on character sheet
>All skills under the same rules
>All feats under the same rules
>All attacks under the same rules
When this "GURPS is hard" meme will die?

>>50563159

You realize that argument works too if you replace GURPS with say, D&D 3.5. Or HERO system.

Or fuck even ORE which I've routinely see people argue is "hard".

Anything becomes "easy" when you do it enough to the point of it being second nature.

>>50563159
>When this "GURPS is hard" meme will die?

Not that guy. It'll die when GURPS stops requiring an inordinate amount of beancounting to be playable. I've played plenty of systems and the only one that comes close (of the ones I've played) to the amount of bookwork required to run and play is Shadowrun.

>>50563159
The problem is that GURPS is too overwhelming and is poorly organized and I don't recall that many clever examples in the books themselves.

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>>50552234
weak kek, but it's still a kek

>>50562894
>false dichotomy the poster
What is so complicated about GURPS mechanically? As your own post so crudely illustrates, GURPS is fairly similar to ALL popular pnp rpgs in terms of complexity. It certainly doesn't require Calculus and if you can do addition/subtraction/multiplication/division then GURPS should be childs play. Really what it comes down to is that A) people don't want to play a universal rpg system and/or B) people don't want to go out of their comfort zone to learn a new system. The rest is just worthless memes that I have seen repeated, nearly word for word, on the internet since the late 90s.

As a sidenote, you should have seen the old D&D forums. If someone even mentioned they played GURPS ONCE you'd get 50+ people parroting each other about "herp derp requires differential calculus" and "herp derp Generally Unplayable RolePlaying System." What truly amazes me isn't that after all these years these people still believe their own bullshit but that they're still playing D&D (all while furiously complaining about it). It's like they've lost the ability to learn how to play new systems so they're stuck trying convert the most inane shit to D20 (about as fruitless as trying to push a square peg through a round hole).

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>>50563246
I truly pity them.

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>>50563348

>This is what GURPS fags actually believe

>>50563348
>I'm too autistic to understand hyperbole and exaggeration

Yep, sounds like your typical GURPS player.

>I truly pity them.

Pitying someone is a sign of weak character on your part.

>>50563199
So, you're an idiot.

>>50563186
So, you're illiterate.

>>50557967
It's almost like even when controlling for economic status, Blacks still commit violent crime at a rate 12 times that of Whites.

Who would have thought.

>>50563412

And you're an asshole.

just like all GURPS fans.

Enjoy being alone for the rest of your pathetic life you insufferable faggot.

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>>50563412
>where are you at on this pic?

GURPS is easy to understand at its core (3d6 roll under with a lot of bullshit piled on top). It was just designed by autists (and for autists) and so has an endless amount of beancounting (or excessive trimming of fat) required to actually play the fucking thing.

>>50532240
Well that was a faggoty story. Hurr everything humans do is ruin shit, which is funny how one of LotR's main theme is the redemption of mankind

>>50563110
You do realize it's a universal system right? You're supposed to be able to build anything from a psychic muffin of unbelievable power to a planet sized dragon to posthuman cyborg to a caveman. To do all those things, the basic set has to include a decent about of advantages/disadvantages/skills. I can tell you though, that if you're only planning on playing a standard fantasy game you won't need even 10% of that.
>10,000 skills, 10,000 character options and each one with a different point value and effect.
Straight up lying. That's a good way to get your point across isn't it?

>>50563406
When you're having a debate, resorting to exaggeration and hyberbole does not help your argument. It weakens it. Though this is typical of the cancerous dolts that play D&D.

>>50563466
>When you're having a debate, resorting to exaggeration and hyberbole does not help your argument. It weakens it. Though this is typical of the cancerous dolts that play D&D.

Who is having a debate? I don't debate about games, they're fucking games. I'm relaying my experiences with this game system in the hopes that you might come to understand why some people find it too complicated.

Also do you realize most people don't need or even want a system where you can play a psychic muffin, right? There are plenty of other generic systems out there, that while less versatile will be "generic enough" for most people's needs while being simpler than GURPS.

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>>50563575
>debate
>argue about (a subject), especially in a formal manner
It might just be me, but I'm pretty this is what we're doing right now.
I'm relaying my experiences with this game system in the hopes that you might come to understand why some people find it too complicated.
And I addressed why those complaints were invalid.
>There are plenty of other generic systems out there, that while less versatile will be "generic enough" for most people's needs while being simpler than GURPS.
You don't really seem to be grasping how or what people use GURPS for. You appear to be looking at all those skills and going "how the fuck am I going to use these." That's not you run GURPS. GURPS is a toolset. You only use what you need. At its core, its not complicated at all and any complexity you find is what you chose to include in your game. That is what makes it great. Now if that sounds like too much of a hassle for you, well then I'm sorry. However, that doesn't GURPS a bad game. It's simply doing its job as a universal system.

>>50563080
Not the same anon.

>>50563828
>And I addressed why those complaints were invalid.

You did no such thing. Most systems don't require that I prune out a whole shitload of options just to run.

>You don't really seem to be grasping how or what people use GURPS for. You appear to be looking at all those skills and going "how the fuck am I going to use these." That's not you run GURPS. GURPS is a toolset. You only use what you need. At its core, its not complicated at all and any complexity you find is what you chose to include in your game. That is what makes it great. Now if that sounds like too much of a hassle for you, well then I'm sorry. However, that doesn't GURPS a bad game. It's simply doing its job as a universal system.

Or I could just play something like Savage Worlds and get a functional game straight out of the box. Sure, I can't play a psychic muffin, but who the fuck cares?

Also this toolset argument is stupid. If I truly wanted a toolset, I'd fucking design my own goddamn system. What I want is a fucking game, not an autism simulator.

>>50563199
>GURPS stops requiring an inordinate amount of beancounting to be playable
Since when ability to count to 18 is "inordinate"?

I mean have you actually see the game? I'm not talking about books on the shelf or PDFs on disc, but actual game, the content of it.

>>50564146

You guys are starting to convince me that GURPS fans really are autistic, like not in the meme sense, but the clinical sense.
"Counting to 18" is entirely missing what he's saying, in a can't-see-the-forest-for-the-trees way.

>>50564358
Yes, because it's so much better to pretend that the game is some sort of impossible to comprehend clusterfuck than simply admitting you don't even know how the game works in action, but hey, who needs knowledge, when the meme tells GURPS is an imposible to comprehend clusterfuck, right?

And the best part is how normies have absolutely no problems to grasp the game, but bring grognards and they will throw a bitchfit, because hey, there was that meme they've heard.

Fucking pathetic.

Especially since the game requires ability to count to 18, ability to read, an a dose of common sense a 10-year old can muster (which is pre-requested in pretty much all non-freeform games)

>>50564358
The GURPS people on this board are legitimately autistic fuckheads.

Or, at least, a few of them are, and they make the rest look like autistic fuckheads.
Just ignore them and treat them like dumb trolls.

>>50562295

see >>50564216

>>50564473

>all that >implying

You act like we live in a world where nobody but you has ever tried GURPS, and memes just sort of burst fully formed out of thin air.

>>50561998

This is pretty cool, got any more, or a thing on making them? A few things, though; assuming that "exchange sentries" means that you dress up as guards, go to the guards on duty and say "your shift is over" what does "exchange fighters" mean? The graph would also benefit from a colour legend, because there's currently no way to tell what the colours mean.

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>>50554943

>mfw trying to make sense of this comic

I like it anyway, though.

>>50564473
>Yes, because it's so much better to pretend that the game is some sort of impossible to comprehend clusterfuck than simply admitting you don't even know how the game works in action, but hey, who needs knowledge, when the meme tells GURPS is an imposible to comprehend clusterfuck, right?

I never once claimed it was impossible to comprehend. It is a clusterfuck though, even by the standards of point buy systems.

>And the best part is how normies have absolutely no problems to grasp the game, but bring grognards and they will throw a bitchfit, because hey, there was that meme they've heard.

"Normies" in my experience have difficulty with basic concepts of gaming like acting in character or which dice to roll at what times, dragging them through something as detailed as GURPS sounds about as appealing as stubbing my toe with a piece of glass under the nail.

>>50564738
To be fair, this is pretty standard practice when someone doesn't like something you like. Hang out on /his/ and criticize a philosopher and you'll get "you just didn't read them." The thing about the claim is that it's true often enough that even when it isn't the case, there's no convincing them otherwise.

>>50563450
How would you describe Champions in that context?

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>>50565809
Not him, but it's a clusterfuck WHY.
I mean your reasoning is going in circles, which can be summed up in "I say the game is a clusterfuck, which it is, because I said so".

>>50566297
Too much shit going on, too much you have to prune to make it functional, also the switch in math scaling between linear (for just about everything) and non-linear (for skills) adds a further complication to the gameplay.

>>50554400
Underrated

>>50563406
>>50563450
>>50564358
>>50564510
>The GURPS people on this board are legitimately autistic fuckheads.
This. There's actually a perfectly logical reason for it, too: Autists have trouble handling subtlety, uncertainty, vagueness, ambiguity, variance. GURPS tries to categorize literally everything into a single universal matrix and assign each thing an objective point value that makes it fixed and rigidly comparative to every other thing in the matrix, and that kind of shit is what the dreams of autism are made of. Autistic people (literally autistic) in gaming are drawn to it like moths to a flame, they don't understand that there can be such a thing as a too-high price to pay for Universal, Knowable Order.

>>50532219
Anyone know what comic this is?

>>50569350
Yeah, it's the official licensed D&D comic actually. At least that particular run the pic is from was widely lauded for being surprisingly good, especially for being a D&D-tie-in story (bad precedents there), but also just for a comic in general.

>>50569405
Thanks anon, i'll check it out.

>>50546059
Where's my Ribbon r34 at?

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>>50547685
>I'm not having a contrary attitude

>>50572908
>RAF laughter intensifies
>not "RAFter intensifies"

>>50576128
These aren't the Chinese, these are the Brits.

Nice try ayy lmao, now go back to Proxima Centauri

>>50569838
It ran by the name of "Fell's Five".

>>50565809
>dragging them through something as detailed as GURPS
To be fair, for about a decade most new gamers got dragged through 3.5 or Pathfinder, which are just as much of a nightmare for a noob.

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>>50546059
Depends on what you are looking for.

Great art and humor? Nope.
Cute girls doing dumb things? Yep.

>>50566953
So you've just comfirmed you never played GURPS or saw the rules of the game
Noice

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>>50569302
>describes every iteration of D&D to a tee
I think you're talking about the wrong game.

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>>50580051

>tries to categorize literally everything into a single universal matrix and assign each thing an objective point value that makes it fixed and rigidly comparative to every other thing in the matrix

>Basic D&D

Pic related.

Sure, that does describe 3.5 pretty well, but as discussed previously, 3.5 is the "like GURPS, only shittier" edition.

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>>50580146
>Implying this is not what ALL TTRPG do
>All

>>50543377
>>50544830
>>>50543377
Using the CIA as an assassination factory has been cyclical since it was the OSS. Drones just make it easier.

>>50580186

No, some do, and especially those of the 90s school of design, but most of the others just expect you to fudge the majority of the universe, even when they do assign point values to a few things they care a lot about.

>>50556906
Gilles "Boulet" Roussel, which has a blog made of his drawings here: http://www.bouletcorp.com/

>>50566953
You don't "prune" things from generic systems like GURPS, you start with the basic mechanics and add things. The things aren't supposed to all go together by default. If you want to make a ham and cheese sandwich, you don't start with a list of every ingredient that could fit between two slices of bread and subtract all the ones that you don't want, you start with bread and add ham and cheese.

>>50581999
Yeah, nah. Like you have to prune down the skill list to something non-retarded, for example.

>>50530943
I don't speak foreigner

>>50530498
>GURPS requires calculus
Not, this meme isn't funny. It should just die.

>>50539065
Considering what that sword looks like as Force Edge, it actually seems like a decently balanced sword. Sparda is like a sword, spear, and scythe all in one weapon.

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>>50547470
wtf?
I don't get it.
These are stupid.
You're stupid.

>>50583417
t. assmad GURPSfag that can't understand hyperbole

>>50582472
You don't have to "prune" the skill list, for example, you start with the basic mechanics and include the skills that make sense for the characters in the setting to have. A setting isn't supposed to have everything in it by default. If you want to make a ham and cheese sandwich, you don't start with a list of every ingredient that could fit between two slices of bread and subtract all the ones that you don't want, you start with bread and add ham and cheese.

>>50583757
You're stating the same concept in a different direction. You still have to work through reams of options to build what you actually want, rather than just getting a playable game out of the box. What you get wont necessarily be better than a simpler game either.

>>50583817
Not him, but why are you retarded on purpose?

I mean I get it, it's very easy to bait GURPS crowd, since average GURPS player can't just wrap his or her head around the possibility of people not reading rules of their system, but why bringing it a step further and purposefully being stupid?

Just like the other anon said, if you are trying to make a ham and cheese sandwich you pick what you need for that - ham, cheese, bread and butter. Nothing else.
Keeping with food comparison.
Pre-packed games are like pre-packed meals. A TV dinner. You get what you have on the envolope, slightly oversalted.
Generic systems work like a cook book and well-stuffed kitchen. But if you want a sandwich, you just pick what you need to make a sandwich. By your notion, you need to use entire kitchen for that and preferably also own a farm to supply yourself. And a plantation in equatorian area for spices.
Shit's not working this way.

Alternatively, you never played a system that has SKILLS in the first place, so you assume you need to have them all to function.

>>50584275
But generic systems really don't work like that. This is a lie that's commonly perpetuated by their fans. They're just as much a package deal as any other system; anything you "create" with them will just be more of them. You go through the book, look at their options, and prune out the ones you don't want. This isn't building, this is throwing everything out of the toolbox you don't need, while still being limited to the basic capabilities of the original toolset.

>Alternatively, you never played a system that has SKILLS in the first place, so you assume you need to have them all to function.

Oh hey, speaking of being willfully retarded, you goddamn stupid piece of shit. I was talking about cutting down the skill list this entire time. Do you think I think that you need them all to function? Were you dropped on your fucking head as a child, or do you just like to bang your temple against the corner of the coffee table? The surest proof that god doesn't exist is that your mom didn't swallow.

GURPScum ruin everything

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>>50584539
>But generic systems really don't work like that
>This is a lie
And if you think you are suppose to cut the skill list in generic system, rather than throw things to the list in the first place, then sorry, but you are just retarded and never actually saw a generic system on your eyes

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>All of us, who are members of the GURPS players
>bunch of sentient weiners talking at the urinal while their owners talk RPGs