>The alignment of "evil" is replaced by "bad"

Your idea is stupid and should be dropkicked to the curb at the soonest convenient opportunity.

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>>50502384

thanks for bumping my thread though famalangalimlong.

>>50502599
>being so much of a newfag that you can't recognize a sage when you see one

You have caught my attention OP.

>>50502364
>Orc Raiders come to town
>"Alright let's ma'am and kill!
>"Aww jeez, that was kind of harsh to say."
>"We didn't mean to startle anyone."
>"Shit, everyone was sound asleep, we woke the town."
>"These peasants were just doing their jobs and we woke them up."
>"It's like three hours before they have to tend to the crops."
>"Maybe we can try again at noon."
>"Okay let's just go back to the woods for now, you guys can expect us at noon."
>"Noon is lunchtime though, these guys deserve a last meal."
>"How do you all feel about rescheduling this raid?"

Sounds amazing.

>>50502364
>severely incompetent evil
That's fucking great.

>>50502364
It becomes a Dragonquest style world where you might need heroes to slay the evil overlord, but most monsters are rather weak and can be dealt with by a few armed peasants.

>>50502616
>Not realizing that even saved replies let the OP bump his own thread
Fucking newfags.

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>>50502364
The upper levels of hell have been reconquered by vaguely less evil and therefore more capable devils that got fed up with loosing. Phil the prince of insufficient lighting and dim candles now rules the first and second layer with poorly managed bureaucracy and backwards policies enforced by thugs and imps with the goal of making the multiverse less efficient and flooding it with incompetence, idiocy and unnecessary middle-management. The soul engines keep running by requiring new employees to sign their's over as part of the releases and agreements for employment applications.

>>50502364
So everything is Ash vs Team Rocket?

>>50502364
> Harpy raid the town for sex and meat
> She is so terrible she managed trip herself... in mid-air
> Clumsily crash into the large and expensive manor's bedroom window
> Into the bed of the local lord's young adult son
> Clumsily apologize as she tries to escape.. via the door
> Where the guards are waiting
> Its the 4th time this month
> They've been married for a year

>>50505214
Why'd you have to make it weird? It didn't need to be weird.

>>50504169

I too am a fan of old Dilbert jokes. Is Catbert his lieutenant?

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>>50502364
>An evil cult tries to summon an ancient, unspeakably hideous being that will sow terror in the hearts of all
>An evil cult ends up summoning a young, unbelievably adorable being that will sow joy in the hearts of all

>>50502364
>Behold, the Sword of Arash'toth!
>Oh, hold on, I think it's stuck in the scabbard.
>Wormtooth! Bring me the ritual book again, I'm not sure we did this right.

>>50505505
>thus began the story of Ogrest, who drowned the world.

>every villain is team rocket
No objections here.

>>50502384
Man, this dork is really dedicated to the school of first post shit post. He's up to 15+ threads by now.

>>50508015
It's like (s)he's trying to act maliciously, but (s)he's not doing a very good job of it.

What a novel concept.

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This is literally Middle-Earth

Evil can only corrupt things into inferior models