Would you willingly suffer for eternity for the benefit of the

>>50437775
>eternity
No, because there is no such thing. The universe would end eventually.

Giving humanity a leg up when we are so insignificant a footnote in the timeline of existence is utterly meaningless. There is no HFY; we are a blink in the cosmic eye.

>>50437847
The cosmic Eye can eat my dick, shove your gay-ass, emo Nihilism up your ass! I'm a member of humanity, and I rather like it. Fuck yeah let's do this.

>>50437961
Delusion is one of the stronger human traits, it's true.

>>50437775
No. I'm infinity more important than all of you because I'm me. I'd sacrifice you all for just seconds more on the clock.

>>50437991
Never understimate humans. In the little time we have been on Earth we have changed tge eviroment drastically

Fuck no, but I'd push with my dick the button to nuke all of trash.

>>50438003
The most honest answer this thread will see.

>>50437775
>suffer for eternity
No. And somebody chooses, he is just an idiot. All of mankind suffering is infinitely smaller than that's he is going to feel. What's the point?

>>50437775
Sure, what do I have to lose?

>>50438107
No gf, family, or friends forever. Also no porn or tendies.

>>50437991
The only delusion is thinking that the universe has a scale of importance that needs to be followed. The truth is there is none. The biggest, oldest, most complex celestial formation is just as insignificant as the lowliest worm. Really Niether of them has any reason to exist, but they do so anyways, with no need for one.

That means that the best source of Evaluation for importance is your own, because it is Important to you. Whether or not the universe cares doesn't matter nearly as much as whether or not I care. Even an individual's most petty and primal desires, have more importance and exigence than the nonexistent concept of the "Cosmic balance".

And that's the thing you Faux-Nihilists don't get. You take that realization to be some earth-shattering discovery that means you can't have pride in anything you do because bigger things exist and will exist for longer, or that you have an excuse to act all mopey or like a dick, because nothing you do really matters. But that is objectively false, just because it's been there longer doesn't mean it's worth more than you. Life has no inherent meaning or value, it is humans that give it those qualities.

And until the day god himself comes down with his nerd-glasses and pocket protecter to correct us with a spittle soaked "ACKKSULLY", it is humans that are allowed to decide what is significant and what is not.

>>50437775
I am literally doing that already but with less to show for it.
I would be fucking outta here and in a better job if not for my compassion.

>>50438282
The real delusion is believing the universe matters to begin with. You do realize that the very reason you can sit here debating nihilism with someone who basically only mentioned it to softy troll for (You)s is because that time you spend doing it is meaningless in the grand order of things, which doesn't really even exist, frankly. So you do have unlimited freedom, just not unlimited time, because nothing you do nor how you spend the time you have matters.

"It is not the years of your life that matter, but the life in your years."

You seem to have a problem thinking that being a nihilist somehow limits you. To the contrary. Also, it doesn't preclude empathy, so it's not an excuse to be a douche either. It's funny when people get all high-horse over things they really don't understand at the end of the day, innit?

Enjoy your thread.

Oh, and also
>invoking god
Now who's cruising for (You)s?

>>50438495
Hi mod

>>50437775
No. I don't give that much of a fuck about Humanity. Call me edgy all you like, if this test was proof, then 99% of Humans would fail it. I really don't care about 'the species.'

>>50438212
>No gf,
Never gonna get one
>family, or friends forever.
Only thing on the list that remotely concerns me. My family and friends should realize that I was gonna spend my life that way anyway, throwing a torch into the future. Better than dying of a heart attack at 62 halfway through a proof of P!=NP or whatever.
>Also no porn or tendies.
You underestimate my power. Being trapped inside my own head for eternity will be an interesting experience.
>>50438282
>>50438594
>This argument again
Yeah, I'll be getting into my recliner of infinite pain now.

>>50438594
>If I rephrase what he just said in a condescending and knowing tone, I can steal his argument and effectively switch our positions, making him look like the person on a high horse.

That was still very well done though, I must say.

Have you had practice doing this?

>>50438758
You response makes it evident.

>>50437775
>two left arms

>>50437775
Master of Mankind made me feel bad for the Emperor.

When the Sister saw through the psychic benevolent demigod form of the Emperor and just saw a man wracked in pain and even twitching his leg, that was fucked up.

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>>50437775
What kind of suffering are we talking here?

>>50444925
Your entire body is made of un-pleasurable balls being stomped by titans over and over again forever

>>50447309
I'll sign up if things are really looking down for humanity, as in it seems like we're going to get shat on without the boost.

>>50437775
At this point I will never set foot on another planet, or feel the warmth of a distant star, even though that would be the hypest shit.
So let me make a final draft of a few things and sign me up.
The only thing I ask in return is that a plaque be places on a different planet that say "maybe he wasn't so bad, you know, for a jackass".
Also have Gary Busey give my eulogy.

>>50437991
>Have the opportunity to do a radical trick
>Refuse, because muh COSMIC EYE-BLINK

your gay m8

>>50437775
>the tech from Doom

NO FUCKING WAY NEVER EVER EVER

Unless the whole species is modified to Doomguy-level abilities.