The Adeptus Munitorum has determined that you would best serve the Imperium as a chapter serf. The paperwork to have you shipped out is all but complete, but due to a printer error your actual destination is blank.
The Magos, when questioned, told you to just fill it in and get the fuck out.
Which chapter will you serf?
>>50381079
Salamanders obviously.
>>50381106
This.
>>50381079
Ultramarines.
>>50381079
Probably one of these
>Imperial Fists, their chapter monastery is literally a massively fortified space station, little chance of seeing actual combat.
>Blood Angels, they are the most artistic chapter and their bases would be actually nice to look at.
> Mentors, probably all this knowledge would be watered down and rubbed off to the serfs.
>>50381185
>>Imperial Fists, their chapter monastery is literally a massively fortified space station, little chance of seeing actual combat.
>implying you're not going to be polishing kneepads when Shon'tu and Be'lakor come to eat your soul dick-first
Phalanx is literally a warzone right now
>>50381185
>>Blood Angels, they are the most artistic chapter and their bases would be actually nice to look at.
You know their planet is extremely radioactive and filled with mutants, right?
> Mentors, probably all this knowledge would be watered down and rubbed off to the serfs.
>Nisk Rann-Thawl can't even get dressed without help
>you think he's just trying to learn the best way of putting on a suit of power armor and try to ignore the erections
>one day he rubs it against your cheek
>when you catch his expression he's smirking at you
>the next day he grabs your ass in the reclusiam with the senior staff surrounding you, but nobody seems to notice
>when you raise it with the Reclusiarch after the conclave he explains that Rann-Thawl is just being Rann-Thawl and it's actually a compliment
>you try and ignore it but it just keeps getting worse and worse
>one day he commands that you attend him on an inspection tour of the Thunderhawk fleet
>in the transport hold of the Hawk of Terra he makes you the girl
>he makes you the girl