Last thread was a pretty good time so I made another.
ITT: Character cringe
>>50355148
ukranian clan blessed with phoenix blood?
>>50358324
Can someone summarize what's on this image? I can't even read it, my eyes won't let me. They keep bleeding.
If this bothers you, please move along
>>50358566
Celeste started her life as a normal girl who learned basic elven training, however everything changed when the dragons attacked, only her father master of all 4 elements could save the village, but when the village needed him most he was already dead.
hope this summary helps!
I've always been super confused by this one.
I honestly would think these would be more about people having evil deities and shit, but nope, they're almost all super, super good guys.
>>50358657
>>50358647
Holy shit, the wiki... and I thought Tumblr had cringe.
Oh hey, I found an evil one.
Well, an "amoral" one.
>>50358749
I've got a couple to still look through. I think some of these even have the people complaining about people giving them shit. Some of them seem like jokes, but most don't.
To be honest, I'm not quite sure why I have this one. Beyond some misspelling and some stupid shit, it's not quite so cringe as the rest. Strikes of furry, sure, but it feels like a dogshit statline to me.
It's another super dragon god. Only this one has an even stupider backstory blurb.
C'mon, man. At least put some effort into your super cool evil death god blurb. Look at how much more everyone else is writing.
This one is easily my favorite. Incredibly over-descriptive in weird spots, rambling, nonsensical blurbs, references with no context to more of his made up shit, and just a shitty approach to explaining the god in general.
I just love the last line.
I just imagine the "small judgements" to be the most inane shit.
Last one from me, I think, I'll look to see if I have any more related to this.
But yea, the wiki was a fucking cesspit.
>>50358677
thats a kind of interesting concept for a uber-high level campaign, but the execution is so autismal that it hurts
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>>50359084
This whole thread is a smogeshboard of cringe.
http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/6972-final-academy/oocTry and guess which characters were mine.
>>50358703
wow
>>50360349
It's like his mastery of English slowly degrades as he goes on.
>>50359084
>immortality listed as a weakness
This just raises the question.
IS there a place where good freeform roleplay happens? Or is it all just invincible dual-katana'd vampire demons in trenchcoats grumbling at each other?
>>50358817
>his symbol is himself
>>50358657
>his symbol is himself with shadows, I think?
Someone needs to explain to this kid what a symbol is.
>>50362895
I think the word he was looking for one the second one was 'silhouette'.
>>50358324
>Ash Ketchup
Oh I'm laffin
>>50362307
Who wants to live forever?
>>50363016
When love must die?
>>50362906
That's still not a symbol. It's a portrait.
This absolute abomination is a mix between a Salarian, Ben Garrison, and a Slaaneshi Cultist.
He even got joke names too.
>Pusorm 'Killing Krogan is my Slogan' Gaqkel
>Pusorm 'Urdnot Wrex, watch me Flex' Gaqkel
>Pusorm 'Genophage is my Minumum Wage' Gaqkel
>Pusorm 'Warlord, another on the Scoreboard' Gaqkel
>Pusorm 'Clan Raik like Fried Steak' Gaqke
>Pusorm 'I have the mods for shooting quads' Gaqkel
>Pusorm 'Krogan Bloodlust? I Lust Krogan Blood' Gaqkel
>Pusorm 'Zyklon G' Gaqkel
Thank the Emperor he's not around anymore.
>>50359084
>>50362307
>Weakness: Boob window
WHAT
>>50359084
This must be a parody.
>>50359219
give us a hint
>>50363483
What is this? Garry's Mod Mass Effect Freeform roleplay?
>>50363936
The one where he turns to Slaanesh is all-freeform "serious" roleplay, where you can literally play any character from a universe and anything following such could happen. Hence why that did. Invictus Roleplay is the community name.
The one where he was just fodder was Singularity Gaming, merp set during a Citadel-Council task force thing implemented by the staff after the Reaper War. That ones dead now, though.
Both are/were kinda meh, but they're alright as a time waster.