>Human. your people are gone. We could not save them, and

>>50335362
"Around blacks, never relax."

>>50335362

"Mostly Harmless"

>>50335362
Our warnings to ourselves were never heeded.

The game

>>50335362
"OP was a faggot"

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>>50335362
"Fuggg :DDD"

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>>50335362
"My name is Hugh Mungus."

>>50335362
"Humanity fuck yeah!"
Then I breathe rocket fuel, instantly killing these faggot aliens and bringing all the humans back.

>>50335496
But can rocket fuel even melt alien beams?

"Honestly I'm not sure what I expected."

>>50335362
"You must have shitty technology if you can't even save a single human."

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>>50335362
"I want an energy-job before I go."

Four... fourty-two. Don't ask.

>>50335362
Thank goodness there are some other creatures capable of space flight. I can finally pass the torch.

>>50335362
>NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>>50335362
Just stare them down in silence.

never forget 6 gorillion

>>50335362
"Squeezable Peanut Butter and Jelly in a can."

>>50335362
"We never stopped, we always went forward, even as our wings bled. This is our legacy, the will to fly higher and reach our HEAVEN."

I then strike a Raoh pose, and hope the ayys cement me in eternal stone

>>50335362
>your mother is a whore

>>50335362
It don't matter.
None a this matters.

>>50335362
Do not worry about how history Will Remember You. Spend your energy on trying to be a good person. Let history take care of the rest.

>>50335362
>I dunno... Okay think of something good, something inspiring... Oh hell, I hope this isn't humanities final words. Why couldn't I have died in the world wide orgy?

>>50335362
"Well, shit."

>>50335362

“I need about tree fiddy.”

>>50335362
"Monks in 3.5 are OP"

>>50335362
"The Aristocrats."

>>50335362

>"WE'LL BE BACK"

We won't, but I'll have given ayy conspiracy theorists the fuel they need

>>50335982
Not, all according to keikaku.

>>50335362
All your base are belong to us

>>50335982
>"Death is but a door, time is but a window; we'll be back."

>>50335362
Why can't you bitches take my DNA and make new humans on a different planet?

*farts*

>>50335362
We tried.
We had our successes and our failures.
We travelled the universe, pushing the length and breadth of the time-space continuum.
We eventually learned that the best place to be, is here.
And the best time to be, is now.
Be excellent to each other.
And party on dudes!

>>50335362
Knowing was a shitty film.

>>50335362
"Humans were like, total dickbags, so it's probably better for you guys we are all dead."

Fucking Shinji.

>>50335362
"Man's greatest obstacle was himself."

Alternatively, any of these will do:
>>50335456
>>50335885
>>50335959
>>50336027

>>50335456
/thread. Move along.

"...... pation"

>>50335362
Fools! The plan is programmed into every one of my thousand robots!

>>50335362
We have known adventures, seen places you creatures will never see, we've been Offworld and back...frontiers! We've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in our eyes. We've felt wind in our hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. We've seen it...felt it!

We've seen things you creatures wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

>>50335362
*snap* HEY BABY! *von Zeppeli pose*

>>50335362
Interior crocodile alligator. We drove Chevrolet movie theatres

>>50335362
Justice for Harambe

>>50335362
"All according to plan."

>>50335418
fpbp

>>50335468
>>50335471
>>50335490
>>50335597
>>50335687
>>50335733
>>50335786
>>50335827
>>50335956
>>50335957
>>50336155
>>50336306
>>50336321
>>50336348
>>50336412
Runners up

>>50335362
You're not my cow! You go "Human.your people are gone. We could not save them, and can preserve you only a little while longer. Yours will be the final words of your people. Give us the Epitaph of humanity, that the stars may forever know you by." You're an alien! Where's my Cow?

>>50335468
THAT one Game?

>>50335362
Our shared reality is a dream. Do not allow The Dreamer to awaken, or the universe as you know it will end...

Do not allow our sacrifice be in vain....

*fades away*

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>>50335362

>"Our race was like the stars above... each different and beautiful in a different way . Each with a beginning, end and a special story that can last year's without end. Some tragic and painful, and some filled with happiness and hope."

>"All that begins must end. From a small amiba to an entire galaxy. Yet every end has a new beginning, and now that the stars of humanity have all died out save but one I die with a smile knowing that life goes on and that we where never alone in this universe, yet with my dying breath I leave you this warning..."
>"Our death was from the sickness that plagued humanity from its very beginning, a boon at first that later we abused and could not control. Like a black hole it sucked everything in its path and could never be sated..."

>"Beware my friends... Beware of ambition."

>>50335362
"LOL JK"

>>50335362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7U6_Ml-QA0

>>50335687
I understood that reference.

>>50336492
>Nersius is a faggot, and the uploader is a bigger faggot for not turning off steam notifications.

>>50335362
There was a better way. There was always a better way.

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

>>50336444
I didn't need these feels today.

Tits are life, ass is hometown.

>>50335362
We died as we lived: Pointlessly.

>>50335362
"Two races will die this day, ours and theirs. Know this children, when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable. And when every alternative doesn't avert extinction, well, theirs is a nice consolation prize"

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>>50335362
"Kirei Kotomine was best girl."

>>50335362
When the last tree was cut down, the last fish caught, and the last river poisoned, we finally realized that we cannot eat money.

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>>50335362

>>50335362
Meme is life.

>>50335362
"Hickory dickory dock. Some aliens were sucking my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo, and kicked their asses down the block. Oooohhhhhhh!"

>>50335362
"3.5 is GOAT. 4 is analog WoW. 5 is SJW garbage."

>>50335362
https://youtu.be/OOUGnVVEDAA

>>50335362
"Carthago delenda est"

>>50335362
>communism will prevail

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>>50335362

>>50335362
I warned everyone Donald Trump was going to kill us all, but they just didn't listen.

>>50335362
WE

>>50335957
>Start an intergalactic war over 3.5
Niiiice

>>50335362
I buried the treasure under th-

When I was...

>>50336479
>amiba

Amoeba. Dammit, you had one job!

>>50335362
YOLO

>>50335362
I'll try to say "Idque apud imperitos humanitas vocabatur, cum pars servitutis esset." But since I'll probably screw up my Latin I'll settle for "Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that."

>>50335648
I got that reference.

>>50335362
You're not my supervisor!

>>50336255
10/10

>Kamen Rider Gaim is the superior Kamen Rider show. Also Showa and old Heisei a shit.

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When humanity first sought to split the atom, we thought doing so might destroy the universe. We did it anyway.
take from that what you will.

Here we humans lay

Remember

That we tried

>>50335362
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

>>50335362
trough dick. unity

>>50335362
All these moments will be lost in time.
Like tears in the rain.
Time to die.

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veni vidi veni

>>50337307
>When humanity first sought to split the atom, we thought doing so might destroy the universe.
I'm starting to understand why people don't like HFY

>>50337446
Honestly this is why I'm proud to be human. I recognize every single one of our faults, and I realize that what I'm prod of isn't a virtue.

But fuck the world, we must do the science even if the world will cease to be.

>>50337472
> *proud.

What the absolute hell is wrong with my spelling lately?

>>50335362
"Dicks out."

I TOLD DEAN TO LAY ON THE FLOOR

AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>50335362

too much p2w, overpriced DLC and special editions exclusive content, shitty community, non-intuitive ui, no replayability, only fun with friends
3/10 wouldn't recommend the standard edition

>>50337472
the only fault here is facts checking tho

Am I the only one who remembers this exact same thread down the the OP Pic nearly a year ago?

7.8 too much water.

u wot m8 ill fucken bash yer head in

>>50335362
> Bah weep granagh weep nini bom.

Alternatively:
> Don't let the stupid ones outbreed the smart ones.

AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>50335362
>Hitler did nothing wrong
Can't believe no-one posted this yet

>>50335362
"Make America great again!"

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Bane?

We did it for the lulz tbqh senpai

>>50335362
just as planned!

"We tried so hard / and got so far / but in the end, it doesn't even matter"

>>50335362
>"You know, if this had been our fault, that would have been poetic. This? This is just a sad way to go. I mean, come on, a roaming black hole?"

>>50336233

"- and by dickbags, I mean we will stick our dicks in anything. It was good foresight that you have me manacled right now."

>>50337933
surprise quasars are stupidly anticlimatic too

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>>50335362
"Forgive them; for they know not what they do."

>>50335362
harambe dindu nuffin

>>50335362
Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.

Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

>>50335362
I'm gonna be honest, universe

We fucked it

We fucked it real bad

We have no wisdom of any value to offer you as our final words, and our legacy isn't worth preserving.

Goodbye, universe, and fuck you too.

>>50335362
Grab her by the pussy

>>50335362
Ayy

lmao

>>50335362
>We deserved this. Do not mourn for us, for we never really lived at all. Instead, take our lesson to heart, and do not ever be what we were.

It's the memes...it was always the memes...ensure the memes survive, and man shall survive eternal...carry on...our memes...

>>50335362
"All of history is a story, each of us each other's character's and authors alike. Write a good book."

>>50335362
"SHADILAY"

>>50335362
Humanity: 1/10 race, wouldn't want to belong to again. - IGN

"Our race was one of change, but in all our existence there was a perpetual constant, the homoseluaxity of the op"

when we die think only this of us

we'll be back to get you

>>50335362
I drive.

>all the misanthropic responses

You know, it's gonna be REALLY awkward if half the races out there are the same and the other half are even worse.

>>50337417
>veni vidi vici
FTFY

>>50338652
the joke
your head

>>50335626

This is a piece called 'Daddy's Girl' by some guy named Micheal Hussar.
HNNNNGGHH

>>50337184
Morituri nolumus mori.

"For only in the grip of darkness will we shine amidst the brightest stars."

>>50336145
Underappreciated post.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

've been around the world
I've seen a million things
I've fought in countless wars
And dined with many kings.

I've seen the northern lights
I've counted all the stars
Been in 'n' out of Saturn's rings
And started life on Mars.

I'm fluent in every language
I've tasted each cuisine
I've stayed in every palace
And lived what people dream.

I was there when it began
And I know when it will end
My only enemy is man.
Yet you are still my dearest friend.

I invented evolution
I gave you your first breath
I was there at your conception
And I'll be there at the time of death.

Pennis and also dicke and balls

>>50335458
Underrated.

And to think I thought this ride never ended.

this is a quality thread, lots of good responses. I'm proud of y'all

>>50335362
America was a mistake.

>Give us the Epitaph of humanity, that the stars may forever know you by.
"No."

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>>50335362
"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

>>50342160
But if you decide to just stop and not think about why it is that you aren't then you'll never get to do what it is that you think isn't?

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>>50342212
If I or you don't go and think then I won't know what I don't yet know about wheter I'll get to go as far and look more like, and you won't get to know that I I don't yet know about wheter I'll get to, and you'll think you know that I do know.

>>50341747
You're a faggot.

>>50335362
I don't want to die.

>>50335362
>"I'm still not even sure how it happened. Our whole nuclear arsenal combined couldn't do that, and there was no meteor or other detectable projectile. Did we get space-sniped? Who? Why? Did they hate us, or fear us? Were we just in the way? How long do I still have to keep aski-"

>>50335362
We had fun.

>300 cycles later a once proud race is pulled apart by civil war over whether or not humans were having fun and, if them having fun justified their existing.

>>50343761
We have to see, we have to know.

It's been real and it's been fun but it ain't been real fun.

>>50335362
Most humans tried to live good till their end, some made our world a better place, some made it worse. The only thing that produced only good things in my eyes is that what we call music. Once a simple sequence of sounds it envolved to a wide classes of every kind a human could like. If you have the chance to try it out, make the step, because it can motivate greatly.

>>50335362
You better fucking use that alien tech you have to save my ass or so help me I will fucking haunt your ass after I die.

>>50344049
>implying ghosts are real

>>50335362
Fuck off you stupid space Jews.

"I have no ass, and I must shit."

Gold team rules

>>50335362
>"Should I pray? Tell me, in this last moment - should I pray to save my soul, or weep for our damnation? And do I have enough time left to do this universe one small favor? If nothing else, to show that we could and did do something good?"

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"Lolis a best"

And then I welcome death to the sound of untold billions of 3dpd and hag lover souls raging

>>50335786
That was the best HFY story

I die alone, the last man in existence. Never a fate more lonely did I imagine. But I fear not, for that I shall perish alone, in dead I shall not be lonely- for if there is an afterlife, from my beliefs or any other, I shall be greeted by the many ranks of man, throughout history as the last to go. And if there is not, I shall be nothing at all. Either way, I will not be alone.

"SOME-"

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>>50338652

YOU HAVE BIG GUTS

RIP AND TEAR

>>50344053
>implying that you wouldn't go out of your way to haunt some ayy lmao asshole

>>50335362
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
YOU'RE A G-GENUINE DICKSUCKER

Ayyyy Lmao, could've been worse.

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>>50335362
>Give us the Epitaph of humanity, that the stars may forever know you by

This is not our grave. It is the future we chose.

>>50335362
Wait, so anything I say will be the last record of my entire species?

>>50335362
WRRRRRYYYYYY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYZAww0pgI&t=3s

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My treasure is yours, but you'll have to find it first! I left everything i own in that place!

>>50335362
BURY US WITH OUR MONEY

>>50335362
No regretti, see you fuckers in spaghetti

Tzeentch shall remake us.

Burn my computer and phone

>>50344368
Yo, I'm adding this guy to friends!

>>50335362
Alway rember happy day

>>50335362
>Sorry for the inconvenience

>>50344663
It's a picture of your wife and son isn't it?
Or a letter saying "Wurd Guvnmnt R Fags".

>>50335362
"Last :^)"

>>50335362
The last man alive knew that every moment from the first ape who had picked up a rock on the plains of the serengetti to smash in another apes face had lead to this moment. Every symphony. Every single fart joke. Every atrocity, every single murder and every single smiling child. There could only be one last howling cry of everything it meant to be human. From the serengetti to the sistine chapel.

"Fuck off space niggers. We're full."

With that, humanity died with pride in a job well done. The message of a billion billion collected human experiences to echo through eternity.

>>50337608
I do!
Loved it then love it now.

>>50335362
No matter what happens, no matter what's real, no matter if i die or if every star in the universe dies there will be one universal truth:

Armadillos are fucking dope as shit and we found them first

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>>50335362
DICKBUTT

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>>50335885

[Glare silently.]

>>50344998
>truly, they were a species of great wisdom

All I ever asked was to be left alone.

For as long as there was man, we pondered and wondered, "Are we alone?"

And here, at the end, at the closing of our story, we see that not only are we not alone, but life is still kind enough to let us meet those who care enough to remember us as we were.

Thank you, live long and prosper.

>>50335362
>4d6 drop lowest was always the best option

>>50335362
One thing you should know is that the reactor we made from the planets core to keep up with our increasing energy needs will overload any second now. Now if the theory is correct this will for a new Black Hole, should you be able capable of escape at velocity nearing speed of light, this is your sole opportunity to do so. Otherwise you're welcome to join us in hell.

"My legs are not broken".

As the last man dies, one of the extra-terrestrial beings notices a increase in weight in their pocket -- it seems they have gained a small amount of a strange metallic object.

>>50335362
"Must be some sucky aliens if you can't keep me alive."

>>50345069
I don't get it.

>>50335362
A.I. was pretty shit honestly

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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

>>50345083
"You've killed a good and caring daddy."

>>50335362
It was worth it

>>50345083
That means you have escaped the cycles.
You absolute madman!

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>>50335786
>>50344256
beep boop

"The... password... to... my... porn... stash... is..."
>*dies*

>>50335362
I wish I had been better to them.

Sorry.

>>50336810
Underrated post

>>50335362

"I can't believe we ate the whole thing."

>>50344663
Surprise! He actually hid his phyllactory! He's a pirate lich!

...Actually kind of unsure if want.

>>50335362
"I bet i will come up with something deep, insightful and inspirational about fifteen minutes after i have expired."

"Delete my..... browser history....."

"Remember kids, no waifu no laifu"

wubba lubba dub dub

>>50335362

Shaka, when the walls fell

>>50335362
"Thanks Obama"

Alternatively
"I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS"

>>50345982
Not more than one waifu will ruin your laifu.

>>50335362
"Pizza is not a vegetable."

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>>50342160
>>50335362
THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

Crashing this planet, with no survivors!

That was an all around terrible experience. the food was fucking poison, the women were frigid and 6 months a year just being outside could freeze you to death. I think I speak for my entire species when I say it wasn't even worth the spiders and terrible odours.

ONE PIECE DOES EXIST

"/pol/... was right and did nothing wrong. IT HAPPENED"

"darn"

>>50338168
Just when i thought i forgot about that. Fuck you man.

>>50335362
As of about 5 millions years ago, our time-travelling colonization probe disperses lifeforms based on our DNA on your planets.
We always were your ancestors, and the sun will shine eternally upon our empire.

"And nothing of value was lost"

>>50335362
D&D was shit

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER

>>50335418
What did he mean by this?

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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>>50335362
The Game

Remember Harambe!

We were many things. Enemies with ourselves, often. Friends, sometimes.

>>50335362
Huh, they remind me of the machines at the end of the film "A.I."

>>50347020
Collapse into True Vaccum is a Fun time as well.

"... Unquote."

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>>50335468
i hate you, you made me lose

>>50335362
"Pray we never return."

"We got a few good hits in though, right?"

Nuts!

>>50335496
you seem to think these aliens killed all the humans. They tried to save them.

These guys seem like galactic conservationists.

>>50335362
>"if you're looking to the final words of a dead species for any kind of advice, then nothing I can say will help you"

>>50335362
One can only hope; context finds itself.

notice me, senpai...

We were arrogant and foolish and could be so senselessly cruel to one another, it was our refusal to see what was right in front of us that destroyed us.

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>>50335362

"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

>>50347110
GURPS was worse.

>>50335362
"Whatever, man."

or

"Just fuck my shit up, fäm!"

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>>50335362
"Just...come a little closer, lease...hear this last echo of humanity..."

>And now for something completely different.

>>50348487
"Sorry, we need to end this civilization. It's much too silly."

>>50335362
delet this

>>50335952
I love this one

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Full circle.
The perfect life born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever.
We are legend.

"Take a sad song, and make it better."

>>50336027
>I think Space might be a cat-flap and I have no idea what Love's supposed to be.

When you get to the equation, and believe me you'll get there one day, make sure you carry the three, or it'll be you who is in my place. On the upside, if one of you bug-eyed motherfuckers ignore my warning, it'll be the single most badass and awesome thing you people will ever see or accomplish, and you will join Humanity in the halls of "Dude, hold my beer"

>>50348543
"Time for a cartoon!"

>>50335362
Now we see our tomorrow
The night is long ago
All the fighting is over
But the dream is still alive

Intelligence is knowing you will never know everything. Wisdom will be wanting to pass on what you know to another, so that they might know everything. Be wise. Be kind. AND SUCK MY DICK *JoJo pose*

>>50335362
"...rosebud"

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I give you the oldest joke in human record.

Man walks up to a eunuch at a party.
Man says "So, got any kids?"
The eunuch responds "No im a eunuch"
To this the man says "Any grandkids then?"

>>50349086
Best answer.

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>>50336810
Top post

>>50335362
I want to fuck your space-holes.

"My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in one piece."

>>50335362
stay away from "the monomyth fallacy" and you'll be good.

>>50335362
"Always look on the Bright Side of Life!
Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo "

>>50337187
Well done, you got the reference. You are an amazing individual.

>>50348903
>>50349086
Two kinds of responses...
I did like both of them though!

>>50335362
Fuck u!

We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de-de, we-um-um-a-way
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de-de, we-um-um-a-way

A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

>>50337187
Hitchiker's Guide?

we wuz kangs

>>50335362
what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?

THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!

>>50335362
Damn it all. We were so close to virtual porn, too.

>>50335362
I don't want to die.

I lost the game

Fergalicious (feat. will.i.am)
Fergie
Buy for $1.29
Listen
Lyrics
Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious aye aye aye (It's hot, hot)
It's so delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
It's so delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me, callin' me Stacy (Hey, Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A to the S T E, girl, you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it, Fergie

9gag was better than 4chan

Behold the sweetfish river running through my beloved hometown.
You who seek the Golden Land, follow its path downstream in search of the key.

As you travel down it, you will see a village.
In that village, look for the shore the two will tell you of.
There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.

The one who obtains the key must then travel to the Golden Land in accordance with these rules.

On the first twilight, offer the six chosen by the key as sacrifices.
On the second twilight, those who remain shall tear apart the two who are close.
On the third twilight, those who remain shall praise my noble name.
On the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.
On the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.
On the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.
On the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.
On the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.
On the ninth twilight, the witch shall revive, and none shall be left alive.
On the tenth twilight, the journey shall end, and you shall reach the capital where the gold dwells.

The witch shall praise the wise and bestow four treasures.
One shall be all the gold from the Golden Land.
One shall be the resurrection of all the dead souls.
One shall be the resurrection of the love that was lost.
One shall be to put the witch to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved witch, Beatrice.

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>>50352275
its time

>>50352359
ITS ERIKA

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>>50352379

I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.

>>50352395
FUCK

>>50335362

"Hmm. I could of sworn some of us got away. Tell me, am i the last of my kind, or just the last one who stayed behind? ...some advice, huh? Hmm. Here's something i've held faith in for a while. 'Sometimes, no righteous and just ruler could restore the land to it's glory better than the tyrant most vile.' Would that work?"

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>>50335362
>"The lord of ravens will turn the key. The boy-king serves at the master's table; three lies he will offer you. To find him, drown yourself in the circle of stars. Five keys to open our way; five torches to light our path. Her heart is a crater - and we have filled it. At the hour of her third death, she ushers in our coming. Its surface blazes bright, masking shadows below."

"It's too bad I'm not a poet."

"The whole Human Race? They were all here just a minute ago. Clearly this was the work of some tactical geniu--CRREEEEED"
>Earth's chapter ends in a blaze of confetti

>>50335362
And as you tread the halls of sanity
You feel so glad to be, unable to go beyond
I have a message from another time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE

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>"At least cutting our space program funding left us the money to to support the third world barbarians..."

>it really wasn't worth it

I'm tired.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.


If those aliens are too dumb to realize how this passage is relevant to our previous
existence nothing can help em.

>>50353086
If buy
>third world barbarians
You mean
>Massive Billion Dollar corporations and a disgustingly large Military Industrial Complex

you're right

>>50335362
With a beer in one hand, and a shotgun in the other, it was only a matter of time before serendipity would end this song and dance. Nothing of value was lost here.

humins wer here

>>50345011
jewish-greek renaissance elf?

>>50356678
daedric script, so elder scrolls

nice guess tho

>>50335362
":DDDD benis :DDD"
t. finlan

>>50335959
Oh my god, this is the best

>>50354789
We spend more on welfare than on our military. Guess which will do us any good if a dinosaur-killer asteroid shows up.

>Answer: Neither. We should have been spending on spacecrafts so we could knock it off course or evacuate a breeding population off earth.

>>50335362
*takes deep breath through nose*
Benis

>>50335362

"Every man dies, but not every man lives."

>>50337608
A year apart is okay.

Less than 12 hours apart is just masturbation.

>>50337608
reposting after nearly a year is still lazy
reposting precisely after a year would be admirable

>>50354789
>3-4% GDP
>disgustingly large
Ok

>>50358867
most of NATO members spend well under 2%, some under 1% even

>>50335362
>"tfw no gf"

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>>50335362

"My only regret, is that I have boneitis!"

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>>50359780

>>50335362
>Human. your people are gone. We could not save them, and can preserve you only a little while longer. Yours will be the final words of your people. Give us the Epitaph of humanity, that the stars may forever know you by...

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you xenon scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Profigates, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla tactics and I’m the top sniper in the entire Terra armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this spaceship, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Gateways? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across the grimdark and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The chaos storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, greenskin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Emperor and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the spacetime continuum, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead-"

>>50357376
>>Answer: Neither. We should have been spending on spacecrafts so we could knock it off course or evacuate a breeding population off earth.

This is the obvious answer but if you say that you get 1000 "*tips fedora*"-tier meme replies

So my final words to the ayylmaos would be

>*tips fedora*

>>50337365
Fuck the ATF

NIGHT OF FIRE

gg no re

>>50335362
one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped.

>>50335362
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

We pay for one last landing
On the globe that gave us is birth.
Let us rest our eyes on the fleecy skies
Of the cool, green hills of earth

>>50358897
And who's been doing most of the work?

>>50335362
>gg no re

Flat is justice!

>>50349823
The oldest joke in human record is "What hard thing hangs at a mans hip and pokes a hole that is often poked before." With the awnser being "A key."

>>50335362

>"We gazed onto the stars and thought of them attainable."

At least the rest of you guys won't have to deal wih those fucking kikes anymore.