Emperor of Mankind unlocks his Spiral Energy potential during

>>50287356
Wut?

>>50287356
A shit thread is made. Seriously, what the fuck do you want or expect out of this?
You already know the answer, you just want us to be your fucking performing monkeys you hack.

>>50287356
Chaos gods: "so this is spiral power... Not bad"

And then everyone at GW kills themselves because no one buys their crap anymore with WH40k over.

Lorgar still thinks that Emps is a god. Until Emps inspires Lorgar to unlock his own spiral power. "Don't believe in yourself, my son! Believe in me, who believes in you!"

Thus, the church of HFY is born and the Heresy averted.

>>50287436
>Primarchs and Emperor assemble to fight Chaos Gods in the warp.

>tfw you'll never see an ork version of the spiral king

>>50287356
He tried spinning? Was it a good trick?

>>50287380
Can I still be a performing monkey though?

>>50288080
You could start by suggesting possible candidates for anti-spiral races.