Could your character defeat Florida Man? Even death doesn't

>>50279088
My character has done multiple things that would make him the setting's Florida Man.

>>50279088
>Change the Florida law that forces police to disclose crime event details

That will stop him cold. You'll never hear about him again.

>>50279555
Thank you. That explains a lot, and makes me respect Radio Dead Air even less than before. Didn't think it was possible.

But I think what needs to be done is, we need to implement similar laws across the world, so we all can have more idiots to laugh at.

When we had the superhero worldbuilding threads going on, it was decided that Florida Man was a Deadman-like spirit that possessed the bodies of Florida natives and spurred them to acts of heroism by making them do incredibly batshit things. Running naked and meth-addled across a parking lot to attack a potted plant draws a bunch of cops to the area and thwarts a kidnapping by accident, that sort of thing. Basically, Florida Man always does the right thing the wrong way and seems to leave a lot of mess for other heroes to clean up.

>>50279610
>we need to implement similar laws across the world, so we all can have more idiots to laugh at.
Texas Man would be something to read. Though I think New York Man would also have a lot of ways to surprise us.

>>50280901
You think too small. Inagine the adventures of Moscow man. Or Beijing man.

>>50281034

Helsinki Man would probably make for something crazy. I mean, we already have electrical clown cars capable of taking in up to 6 teenage boys driving a city street circuit we call "pilluralli" for some reason...

>>50279610

Wait...how does Radio Dead Air factor into one of Florida's laws being odd?