Would mindflayers be able to find work as prostitutes in

>>50274335
They don't have genitalia and their tentacles aren't long enough for tentacle porn. That and finding a malicious brain-sucking monster from the future above ground, let alone working as a prostitute, would be virtually impossible.

>>50274383
>from the future

stop this

>>50274383
Did a slut witch will give them genitalia.

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>>50274335
You know what? Fuck it, i'll humor you. Can a mind flayer be a prostitute? Yes, but NOT in the traditional sense. A lack of genitalia makes it impossible to do much in the usual way, and even the bravest deviant isn't stupid enough to try oral sex with a creature who's jaws are designed to punch through skulls. Instead they'd likely find themselves working for clientele with some really sick, really illegal fetishes and the money to make sure said fetishes remain unknown outside of certain circles.

Imagine if you would, a mindflayer hired to preform for an obscenely rich noble. It's presented with a person, it could be a servant of the noble, it could be some hobo or drunk found in an alleyway, hell, it could an orphan if the client is sick enough. Whoever they may be, it doesn't matter anymore. That mindflayer is going to eat the shit out of their brain. During the process the noble sits back and starts going to town on themselves, then about halfway through they request that the mindflayer assist them with it's hands and/or tentacles. During the process it is also expected to regurgitate some of the brain matter onto the client's genitals, and then consume them once more after the climax. If you look past the fact that the mind flayer basically had to eat it's dinner after some asshole jacked off into it, it's a win win for the thing. It not only gets to eat without far of repercussions, but it gets PAID to do it. Fuck you for making me think about this by the way.

>>50274624
The tentacles are what do the skull-piercing

>>50274624
https://exhentai.org/g/633540/7f81afcbf7/

>>50274624
I bet they can control the strength of their mouth muscles. Imagine your balls being fondled by the tentacles while receiving a blowjob.

>>50274624
Hawt

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>>50274335
i'd rather have docile mindflayer racial mounts

>>50274624
>and even the bravest deviant isn't stupid enough to try oral sex with a creature who's jaws are designed to punch through skulls
Come on now, at least half of /d/ would go for it in an instant.

>>50274706
Fucking sad panda... What is this called, I can look it up somewhere else.

>>50274697
I always thought they just held you in place.
>>50274776
A tooth filled beak mouth does not a proper blowjob make
>>50274841
You know what? There's a xenomporh thread on /aco/, so I wouldn't put it past them or /d/ anymore.

>>50274950
Creepy waifu threads are also a regular thing.
Minflayers aren't even that weird by local standarts.

>>50274335
Yes, most mindflayers are psychic enough that they could probably literally mind fuck you.

For a sack of gold you can experience your greatest fantasy, no matter how debauched or outright illegal. And best of all, you can't face any charges because it wasn't real.

>>50274383
Aboleths have more tentacle and both sets of genitals. Can they whore?

>>50275567
Except the charge of consorting with fucking mindflayers

>>50274864
why don't you look up a bypass to sad panda instead stupid

nvm OPs pic because mindflayers arent usually muscular. most would find the physical exertion of sexual work too much. they'd probably try to make an illusion of sex in your head as soon as possible to unburden themselves, especially since humans are probably the least sober when they are horny.


also im pretty sure you can find some kind of scenario for flayers to gratify you, even without genitals. she can jerk you off with the tentacles is the most obvious

My mindflayers retain the gender and secondary sexual characteristics of the host organism.

What now, fags?

>>50274451
From the future, friend.

>>50276213
How's about you cooperate

>>50274451
Dude, it's canon. Err... One of the possible canons, at least.

>>50276543
If I remember lords of Madness correctly it was not just the Far Future...It was so far in the future the stars are all dead or dyeing. The universe is about to die, and the great Mind-flayer empire decided to go back in time since they started off so late in the universes development that the majority of stars were already dead, and enjoy a time when the universe was much younger.

They found the light of young stars so uncomfortable that they went underground. Then to make sure they didn't paradox themselves out of existence by giving their future slaves advanced tech to kill them off with they made sure none of their advanced weapons and armor sere available and blended in with the local tech levels.

>>50276584
Pretty sure that's correct, yeah.