>/tg/ dwarves Generally well-rounded interesting takes on

>>50262179
>>/tumblr/
>>/leddit/

>>50262188
You don't know what tumblr and reddit actually are, do you?

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>Not liking both
It's like you hate fun or something

>>50262208
shitholes for people like you.
>le nerds are disgusting guise amirite XD
fuck off with that meme.

>>50262211
>elf faggot being a dick to dwarfbro
what did you try to convey with that pic?

I've never actually played as a dwarf in a game. Is Fifth Edition an alright place to start? How do you dwarf in Fifth?

>>50262216
Tumblr and reddit love nerds, and anyone else who can claim to be some kind of victimized minority.

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>>50262233
>Play fighter or barbarian
>Do fighter/barbarian things

5e dwarves are great for it. If you play the right sub-race you get +2 strength and +2 con right off the bat. Personally I think they make better strength-based characters than Orcs.

>>50262234
No. They like "i play moneypole, i'm such a nurrrrd! XD" nerds.

dwarves are fat stocky and hairy things

fa/tg/uys are sypathetic to them because of it

elves are almost everything /tg/ is not

they are hated and belittled


it's an easy answer really

>>50262280
>arrogant treacherous cowardly limp-wristed small-dicked feminine cucks who prefer waving their hands to any sort of honest work

You mean, this SHOULDN'T be hated and belittled?

>>50262298

>To any kind of honest work.

...you know Elves have more notable blacksmithing accomplishments than dwarves, right? Seriously, when it comes to 'Crazy artifacts a guy made' Elves have Dwarves heavily beat.

The Dwarves were given their rings, the elves made their own.

>>50262312
HONEST work, not magicky bullshit. Fuck magic, it should be stamped off the earth, together with elven forests.

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>>50262233
>Playing a dwarf fighter
>Roll really well
>End up with 18 strength at lvl 1
>Other players aren't familiar with DnD
>DM is fairly new as well, tell him I'm not going to exploit my character's strengths in these early quests
>End up spending most of the campaign tearing doors off their hinges and using them as improvised weapons just to balance out how powerful I am

Dorfs are fun.

>>50262324

So we should be looking at the Anima Elven blade, which is the single best sword (For swording. Others can do weird magic stuff) in all of the world and was made with artifice, not with magic?

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>>50262280
EIDF please leave.

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>>50262226
That it's more fun to have a race as flawed but capable and interacting/bantering with others than to just make them a one-note hatesink.

>>50262226
>dwarves cannot handle even light banter
Very low energy. Very sad.

>>50262324
In craftsmanship, magic is what happens when you're really fucking good at what you're doing. You're literally saying everyone should be less good at doing things so magic never happens. You would hurt dwarves as much as elves.

>>50262406
>race made to be a hatesink
>shouldn't be a hatesink
i don't follow.

>>50262443
>LMAO LE TOP BANTZ XDDDDD
Millenial please fuck off. Being an unbearable faggot is not "funny".

>>50262472
Let's be real here, the actual hate-sink races are Kender and Tieflings.

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i like this dwarf he is just lovely to look at

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>>50262133
Let me put it this way - Elves are Apple, while dwarves are GNU/Linux.
Draw your own conclusions from this.

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>>50262472
>>race made to be a hatesink
You'll have to try harder than that m8

>>50262498
Who is Windows?
Who is Xbox?

>>50262489

Even when Tolkien was writing the Lord of the Rings and was reading what he had out loud to his friends one of them remarked 'Jesus Christ! Not another fucking elf!' thereby cementing the hatred of the tolkien style elves before Tolkien had even fleshed them out fully.

A hatred of elves is natural. A liking of elves is a good indicator that someone is not mentally sound.

>>50262498
>dwarves are GNU/Linux.

Prone to insane rants about JK Rowling and open source software?

>>50262298
>elves are well liked by well adjusted normal people, especially by women
>fat roleplayers/dwarves autistically REEEEEEE and stutter C-C-KEK to deal with their insecurity and envy

Yeah sounds about right

>>50262512

Humans.

They are everywhere despite many other options being superior. Humans are the standard.

>>50262512
>referring separately to Windows and Xbox
And probably orks, if we go with good old Eye of Sauron.

>>50262525

lol no.

Orcs are smartphones in general.

>>50262133
>Generally well-rounded interesting takes on race
Sorry, but no, not really.
>generally pleasan to be around.
Pffffft.
>genuinely funny
HAHAHA

>supporting /tg/ using elves as a strawmen instead of getting over your own insecurities
The worst.

>>50262481
>Being an unbearable faggot is not "funny".

Exhibit A: Every post you've ever made.

Why don't you crawl back to your safe space (read: basement) and beg your dead Egyptian god to meme you up a sex slave, grandpa?

>>50262216
What are you blabbering about retard?

>>50262514
Source?

>>50262133
Only Autistic neckbeards force the "dwarves are amazing" meme.

>>50262226
>hating on Fell's Five

Alright, now I KNOW you're a faggot with shit taste.

>>50262133
>not in a grating/mary sue way, generally pleasan to be around, genuinely funny
boy, you got that wrong

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>>50262133
Good job with the bait fellow dorf poster!

>>50262255
God you really haven't ever been on tumblr or reddit have you?

>>50265696
Reddit is /pol/ with usernames.
Tumblr is the porn boards with content.

>>50265696
Not him but I've been on ledit and he's right. The majority (98%) redit "nerd" userbase is a bunch of casual ass faggots who pretend because they play skyrim or watch some comicbook tv show that they are oppressed super nerds who are somehow "not like normal people" but also look down on anyone who has more than a casual interest. Nearly every single board with any real number of users is just a casual wankfest no matter the topic.

The only thing I know about tumblr is that the people who designed it should be tried for crimes against the people of the internet for ever making such a horrible UI and system popular with artists.

>>50268268
>Not him but I've been on ledit and he's right. The majority (98%) redit "nerd" userbase is a bunch of casual ass faggots who pretend because they play skyrim or watch some comicbook tv show that they are oppressed super nerds who are somehow "not like normal people" but also look down on anyone who has more than a casual interest. Nearly every single board with any real number of users is just a casual wankfest no matter the topic.
Sounds like 4chan.

>>50268329
Yes, but it's somehow even worse because there's usernames and upvotes and all the drama and bullshit that comes with that.

>>50268400
This.