You must choose a traditional game franchise to turn into a movie.

>>50222842
I would kill to make an Space Station 13 television series. Potential is literally limitless.

>>50222842
Paranoia

>>50222842
Eclipse Phase. It's like a mix between a heist movie, a spy movie, and a horror movie. A firewall agent has to assemble a motley team from across the system to go take down an exsurgent threat building in a hab above Mars. They all die, but they complete their mission.

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>>50222842
Cards against Humanity

>>50222842
All of them. I'd rather have a Sitcom that's just a group sitting around the table, rolling dice, and doing the sitcom thing. They're always system hopping, and they all have various player Archetypes. Basically that one Community episode where they played D&D, except throughout the whole series, and various facets of nerdy culture, from MTG, to Larping, to a show where it's just them reading dumb webcomics/TV Tropes on the internet while waiting for the GM to show up.

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>>50222953
>Sitcom
Please no. I can already predict what the main cast would be like.
>The main character is a stereotypical fantasy geek. He's skinny, lanky and LARPS all the fucking time. He also spouts (bad or sometimes downright false) fantasy quotes and he's "quirky"
>The fat, short, pointdexter science nerd. He's best friends with the MC, but they constantly get in fights over whether or not a certain manouver or skill use would be physically plausible or not
>Some frat bro, probably the roommate of the MC. He's the "comic relief", because his heart is in the right place but he's as dumb as a pile of bricks. He's also the excuse to have all the rules of every game they play explained to the audience.
>The girl. The MC and his best friends at first dislike her because nerds are afraid of girls isn't that funny? But of course she proves herself to be a real game, outperforms the entire party and goes full GRL POWAR. Of course she's also the (incredibly left-wing) voice of reason.

Sitcoms are cancer.

>>50223068
It could be like Always Sunny where all the characters are complete pieces of shit.

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>>50222953
>Big Bang Theory but with just TTRPG geeks

>>50222872
Maybe make it episodic to represent a new round?

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>>50222842
>What franchise is it?
Shadowrun

>Who do you choose to direct?
I choose Chad Stahelski and David Leitch

>What is the premise?
Shadowrunners who are very good at what they do. They get in contact with a dragon, unwittingly.

>>50223091
>GM/MC is a railroading asshole who throws a fit whenever the party doesn't do exactly what he's planned
>Science guy does whatever he can to make the most min/maxed character possible
>Girl always makes Half Demon/Half Vampire level Mary Sues and frequently derails the group to impose her politics upon the setting
>Jock is probably the least broken out of all of them, but is only in the group to screw Girl and everyone knows it
Could be salvaged.

>>50222842
An animated series based on Adeptus Evangelion, using transcripts from real games and from the irc. I'm sure the combination of all adeva characters and players put together in one project can out-scum Always Sunny.

Spoony's campaign when he DM Thieves' World.

>>50223337
This, but it would be difficult to pull off.

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>>50222842
I'm kind of surprised someone hasn't done it already. It would seem like the perfect SyFy show to do now. Since it's pop culture post-apocalypse muh diversity magical realm dark future where everyone gets to be a piece of shit and awesome in the same settling. Some of the SR story times would have made great live action scenes/series.

>>50222842
Deadlands.

Tarantino.

>>50222842
>Paranoia
>Edgar Wright (Or any other good comedy director )
>Troubleshooters have to make a propaganda Film, things escalate quickly.

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>>50223133
Nah, I'm thinking a semi-serious approach. The main cast could go like this:
1) Assistant -> Scientist -> Traitor
He's the everyman, and through his eyes we get to know the setting. At first he's amazed by what's going on around him, but slowly he realizes just how immoral and nightmarish the corporation running the station is. At first, when he's offered the job by a Syndicate, the audience is meant to cheer for him - finally, he sticks it up to the man! - but in order to successfully sabotage the station, he has to commit more and more questionable actions. From thefts, to an accidental murder, to covering his crimes up with more murder, he becomes a villain protagonist.
2) Cargo technician -> Quartermaster -> HoP -> Captain
Mandatory token woman. Starts out as a lowly cargo technician, but quickly rises through ranks. She's our glimpse into inter-department politics, and when she becomes a HoP (and later a captain) - relationships between heads and higher-ups of the corporation. She begins as an idealist, who believes she can be a good boss, but the system corrupts her into a paranoid wreck, keeping threats secret from her empoyees - because they would rebel, if they knew...
And they eventually do.
3) Detective
Loose cannon, who doesn't play by the rules. He's meant to investigate petty thefts and workplace accidents, but as spooky shit begins to happen on the station, his employers start doing everything they can to keep him out of the loop. Why is head of security acting to strangely - as if he's a different person? Who leaves those bloody runes in the abandoned maintenance tunnels? And most importantly, what is the mystery behind the strange disk that the captain is doing so much to keep secret?

The final season deals with revolting crew being infiltrated and subjugated by the cult of Nar'Sie. Unable to fight it, captain blows the station up in a nuclear explosion, killing everyone, in order to prevent the blood god from manifesting.

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>>50222842
Nechronica.

Just get the special effects guys and costume designers from Meatball Machine and Tokyo Gore Police on it.

>>50223275
So an actual gaming group then?

>>50222842
Twilight Imperium
I wouldn't know who to chose to direct it.
I use the fall of the empire scenario/the backstory.

>>50223548
also script by Gen Urobuchi

>>50222842
I feel like there could be some pretty interesting stories from Mage: The Ascension if it were directed by Christopher Nolan. He'd love the whole "shared reality will fuck you up."

Pandemic (the board game) would make a kick as Tv show if done right; take some of the formula from police/spy shows ; add in some close to true procedures for dealing with diseases; have a couple of varied locations across the globe; have a plot following an explosive spread of a mutating disease, finding out about it, discovering a cure, working with others to spread the cure, find whos responsible etc.

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>>50223445
>Tarantino

>Touching anything Old West related again

>>50223068
We did something like that a year ago bit it had a gay dm, a gangster black guy, a hippy girl, and a trans asian nerd.

>>50222842
F.A.T.A.L.
Uwe Boll

It is either gonna be the best or worst thing ever, quite likely both at the same time.

Monsterhearts.

A raunchy, but quickly horrifying sit-com.

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>Fiasco
>Wes Anderson
>Twelve people, the Loose Cannon Cop, the Lone Sniper, the Bitchy News Reporter, her Bumbling Assistant, the Vacationing Asian, the Jerk Stage Magician, the Rookie Crook, the Criminal Mastermind, the Drug Lord, the Vixen, the German Engineer, and the Alcoholic Author, have been brought to the Las Vegas Police Department to answer the question: What the hell happened in the Grand Rashomon Casino (and Hotel)?
>Each story is told in a different film style and with different versions of events
>In the end, the Private Investigator closes the transcript, passes it back to the Chief, and says "That's not how I remember it..."

>>50222842
>You must choose a traditional game franchise to turn into a movie.

Kingdom Death.

I want Guillermo del Toro & Quentin Tarantino to co-direct it.

And I want it to be animated by a french studio & korean studio with a budget of about- I'm gonna say maybe 100 million.
It'll either be a train wreck or something truly beautiful, horrendous, disgusting and amazing.

>>50223568
pretty much

>>50223475
>not Terry Gilliam

>>50222842
WHFB
Peter Jackson, but give him time and hope he's in his LotR mood, not the Hobbit mood
Story of Magnus and the first chaos invasion

>>50222912
While competing with an OZMA team, who try to capture some of the Exsurgent tech/strain for "nefarious purposes".

Also, the film should start with the main character being reinstated from back-up. It'll make a nice introduction to the nature of mortality in the setting.

Catan. It'll probably have the most chance of being a success.

>>50224069
Why the fuck would you want QT at this?

He's good at using light and dialogue, not dark moody atmospheric shit

Delta Green

Wes Anderson

Theodore Roosevelt (played by bill Murray) has sent a small Calvary squad (lead by Edward Norton) to rescue an eccentric millionaire friend (played by Jeff goldblum) who's polar expedition has gone terribly off course and is stranded in the Yukon. They run into a mounty (played by Owen Wilson) and his Eskimo guide (played by some old Indian guy) who are investigating a murder the natives say was done by a sasquatch.

>>50222842
40k, Michael Bay directing, Eisenhorn starring Shia LeBouf as Inquisitor Eisenhorn. The plot would revolve around ole Gregor being brought around to accepting Xenos by a jive talking Tau and grumpy Ork played by Eddie Murphy and Mike Meyers. The nerdrage would be transcendent.

>>50224698
This is fucking flawless.

>>50223275
>>50223091
So DM of the Rings?

>>50222842
I would tell the Story of Gaunt's Ghosts in a mini series akin to Band of Brothers.

Who cares who directs? Who would play who?

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>>50222842
Degenesis, Mad Max style cinematography, with a subplot of intrigue between the cults trying to come out on top, despite Psychonaut threats. Also trippy burn sequences are a must.

>>50224807
DM of the Rings didn't have the girl.

>>50222842
D&D by Uwe Boll, because I think it will still be better than the actual D&D movies and he is probably the only one who would have the balls left to even touch the franchise after those failures.

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>>50225349
>>50223267
Well there's mine. It hurts this will never happen.

>>50222842
i was going to say shadowrun or rifts but

>>50222899
this. a 1000 times this.

Can we get a Paranoia/Eclipse Phase crossover?

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>>50222842
Pathfinder
Rise of the Runelords
M. Night Shamalan

Just fuck my shit up

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>>50223999
Underrated post

>>50222842
Unknown Armies, directed by David Lynch


Oh wait, Twin Peaks is getting a season 3. Close enough, I guess.

>>50222899
This is the correct answer. Particularly if it was animated in the style of something like the Venture Bros with a bit of soviet influence.

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>>50223707

>>50222842
shadowrun
director: dunno, i know shit about that area
premise: cyberpunk with elves and orcs and dragons

>>50222842
>Shadowrun
>Guy Richie directing. I think that'd pretty much set the theme as well.

>>50222842
FATAL, directed by the sick fucks that birthed the Human Centipede.

>>50227982
But cyberpunk is super dead to normies
Too real

>>50222842
Twilight 2000.

The movie is called Terminator.

>>50222899
O-Bi, O-Ba: The End of Civilization.
Watch it. It's literally Paranoia: The Movie, only has human bureaucracy instead of the Friend Computer

>>50224752
I'd watch that.

Kevin Hart to play the Tau though, hes this decades Chris Tucker

>>50223606
Mein neger, although my story involves how a renegade Time mage broke his reality's timeline and now he's maybe doomed the one he landed in sheet his unceremonious boot from his own world (via Paradox) with only shreds of his former power. But people here have few of no powers on that guy's arrival so hijinks begin to ensue.

Big bad guy? It's different by movie but The Technocracy is the usually silent hand of EVIL moving through the cabal's plans. The first movie is about some Vampire asshole who wants to try to eliminate entire lineages of other Vampires en masse, making his own that much stronger. Maybe one Vampire is a betrayer to that cause? And maybe that's a Malkavian because insane Vampires are best Vampires?

>>50228045
They wouldn't do Shadowrun so close to Ghost in the Shell anyway.

If we ever got a Shadowrun movie it'd be a few years away and probably in German. If we ever got a hollywood movie it'd play up the cyber parts and get rid of the rest, and they'd probably call it Deus Ex.

>>50222872
It could use the Always Sunny style openings AMAZINGLY.

"Can I borrow your goulashes?"

"No, fuck off! You asshole are always stealing them. I need that shit to not fall on my ass mopping up monkey blood."

"Ok, first off it wasn't from a monkey. We've been over this. Second, I really need them."

"What could you need them for?"

"What does it matter? I need to borrow them for like 30 minutes. What's the worst I could even do with fucking Goulashes in that time frame? It's a pair of rubber slippers, man!"

(Everyone Slides Out The Airlocks)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

>>50223408
Syfy's about the only ones who would touch it and then they'd ruin it with every character and every line being a cardboard cliche of cyberpunk. Also no one would have cyberware because of budget (magic is okay, we can use some cheesy cgi). Also the dragon in the series would look worse than Megatron from beast wars because fucking syfy.

Warhammer 40k, brought to life by Erasmus Brosdau.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZc6cr6G2E4

>>50223548
>>50223590

Would watch in a heartbeat

Needs to be an anime movie tho

>>50222842
>M:TG
>fuck if I know
>Elspeth-focused Theros-block. Lots of big battles, 1v1 duals, and climactic finale with Elspeth and Ajani vs God Xenagos. And then ends with Heliod being a bitch and Ajani leaving Theros behind.

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>>50223485
The main characters gotta be the detective though, with him trying to hunt down the assistant turned traitor and generally being overwhelmed and outgunned by syndies and other op antags alike

>>50223999
Kek smiles at your idea.

>>50222953
Those Community episodes were always the weakest.

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>>50232886
Supporting cast could include insane cannibal chef, autistic clown with no sense of right and wrong, jackbooted nazis from security and, of course, creepy, secretive and sociopathic roboticists.
I'm thinking a major plot revelation could be that all cyborgs and AI run on wetware, brains of executed criminals. Maybe that twist could make the assistant turn traitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Vq47y_RlE

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>>50223707
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPE!

Night Shift: Minimum Wage, Maximum Weird.

Joss Whedon

Bunch of dudes having to survive with their sanity intact.

>>50224752
He already made a flick about boarding a Space Hulk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I1AMRFdGo

>>50227871
seconding UA

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>>50228158
>O-Bi, O-Ba: The End of Civilization.
My negro amigo

Degenesis. You can go full /pol/ or not depending on how you involve Africa.

>>50228045
>But cyberpunk is super dead to normies
If anything, cyberpunk is one of the most appealing things to normies. You just need to make it retro-futuristic and add synthwave music.

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>>50222842
No one here's requesting a movie about the Trout/Two-Times arc?

>>50222842
An old world of darkness franchise directed by Scorsese. Each movie stars a protagonist from each of the main games (vampire the masquerade, werewolf the apocalypse etc.).

>>50233474
>Making a mash-up from oWoD
This is the easiest way to fuck things up. Keeping to single book is problematic enough already. Want to build continuity from them? Well then sorry, either you recreate something in size of Marvel's cinematic universe, or this won't work.

>>50222842
Vampire the Masquerade
Del Toro

It follows a Nosferatu information broker who gets caught in a turf war between Carmilla and Sabbat.

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>>50223999
I had a laff

>>50222842
So here is the quick and simple question:
Who would watch it?
And please, don't tell me "but of course, fa/tg/uys would". If you seriously think they create audience big enough to push big budget productions or just average budget, you are seriously out of touch with how the hobby is small in reality.

>>50222842
Call of Cthulhu.
John Carpenter as director.
Del Toro as art director.
They colaborate on screenplay.
Budget between 30 and 50 millions.

>>50222842

A Mouse Guard movie would be really cool

>>50235347
It has grown violently in the last decade or so, by all accounts. There are people who make a living off of uploading sessions to YouTube.
Fantasy, horror, superheroes, and sci-fi have similarly grown, gaining a strong foothold in mainstream entertainment to the point where they're consistently outselling lots of old, more mundane, staples.
Shows like The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, and all those vampire shows, aren't niche anymore. Superhero movies are extremely profitable and new ones come out constantly.

Look at what kinds of shows are being made, what kinds of movies are being made, and then perhaps read your post again and tell me this; who's out of touch? Because the 90's called, and they want their attitude toward entertainment media back.

>>50235597
Anon, here is the message, so sit tight and brace yourself, because this is going to be hell of a ride. Ready? Here it is:

World doesn't end on American borders

The hobby is on constant decline everywhere outside Anglosphere, and by Anglosphere I mean English part of UK (where it's simply not declining) and US of A, where it's on the rise.
Everyone else is in decline, due to myriad of reasons, but the collective ones usually boil down to the problem with translations, lack of own production, shattered market, massive growth in video games business in last two decades and really unfavourable socio-economical conditions in most of the world.

You know what it means for a film production? That either you pump shitload of money into marketing to even get a traction with viewers OR make it "broad strokes", so it will use the name of something established, but will barely have anything to do with it (think Uwe Boll and how he treats different franchises) OR it will be low budget production dumped into cinemas in February or May, aka the "dump months", where American studios have free time in the year where they don't compete with anyone about anything and all the shit has to be crammed somewhere.

And about your "look around notion". Well I did. Unless things aren't followed with MASSIVE marketing, usually costing more than the film they've promote, not even nostalgia will help.

>>50235372
So...another Thing movie then?

>>50235597
>Shows like The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, and all those vampire shows, aren't niche anymore
The first one is in decline of popularity for past two years (just check the slow, but steady drop of viewers), just like everything zombie related
The second is literally before the final season and I GUARANTEE it will be forgotten in less than a decade, just like every other hype-driven production.
And vampires are more dead than disco music. How out of touch with 2016 you are, if this shit literally became the most unfavourable material what? 5? 6 years ago? Where the fuck were you, when Twilight singlehandly ruined vampires for pop-culture for entire generation?

Late 00s called. They want to know when you will finally leave your basement to see the world around. Because you might be shocked how little changed outside your small, secured bubble.

>>50235707
I'm Scandinavian and this is literally the exact opposite of what I've experienced, both in Denmark and Sweden.

I'm gonna have to need a citation for this statistical data you're privy to about tabletop gaming hobbies in other countries.

>>50235741
Kinda. Sorta.

Besides, Del Toro was making Mountains of Madness... and then Prometeus happend, which suddenly made it literally impossible to adopt MoM, due to huge amount of similarities and how audiences reacted to that piece of shit.

>>50222842
Shadowrun.
James Cameron.

>>50235761
You implicitly assume all of those major changes in mainstream culture are simply many simultaneously temporary fads, despite the fact that the entertainment that's coming out and is profitable is increasingly sci-fi/fantasy/superhero related.

Does your brain drip out your ear when you cock your head?

>>50235766
Different anon, but I'm observing the exact what he stated in Poland ever since the only big company in tabletop business closed down their gaming department and focused exclusively on books.

How many games have been published in... well, both Denmark and Sweden, since you probably live somewhere close to Sund. Native games.
Poland had 4 in last 15 years.
Which for a country with 38 millions people in it, suficient development and just ABSURDLY large market in the 90s (where games were published by dozens) is just sad.

>>50235794
Since you've insist on this, I've just digged out the numbers for Marvel cinematic from box office mojo.

You know what it says?
Decline.
The further it goes, the more those films costs, the more expensive is their marketing and the less revenue they generate, further cut short by increasing costs.

But hey, it's a stable change in culture, right? Not just a fad that is getting cold at this point. Totally not that!

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>>50235794
You know, you could try to make some good points.
But what for, if you can go just directly to ad homs and vulgarity.

>>50235794
>Vampires
>Fad
>Zombies
>Fad
>Superheroes
>Fad

Anon, please tell us - why are you trying to pretend your little head-canon is more important than reality? What? Is it the moment I should bring out that famous rant from The Revolver about personal investments blinding peeople and making them unable to see how things really are?

>>50235792
It's like you want it to be bad.

>>50235824
Why in the name of all that's holy would anyone favor a game made in their own country (and God forbid their own awkward-ass native language that doesn't convey the same tone as something like English) over something like D&D or WoD?
Are you that shit at English in Poland?

Even when roleplaying in Danish, tons of the terms we use are still in English because the Danish ones are goofy or ill-fitting.

>>50235794
Following what already this anon >>50235893 stated: all your examples boil down to single thing that keeps entire "genres" alive.
GoT is "mainstream", but it doesn't make fantasy any more mainstream than it was 10 or 30 years ago. Hell, I would go as far and argue it made it less mainstream as compared with early 00s, where LotR and Potter really were a lasting game-changers for the popculture and what gets and what is not green-lighted by execs.
Zombies were nothing more than short-lived craze, put on life-support by single show, which emerged in the tail end of that craze. Compared with the state from just 5 years ago, zombies are now just a thing from the past that everyone got completely and fully tired off. Basing entire existence of this or that thing on just one show (which itself uses only the backdrops) is pretty much everything that a fad is.
And remind me - how does it happen the entire Marvel cinematic universe and all their never-ending string of films is getting more and more of critical flak, with decreasing revenue and most of audiences being just tired of yet another Marvel film recycling the same thing once again. That's the other side of the coin called "fading fad".

Dunno, are you blind or what? Those things were big, all three of them, roughtly 5 years ago. You act as if nothing changed ever since. More, you act as if their popularity was growing. not declining.

Well, do you see any other fantasy production going? Or productions? At least as copy-cats?
Or anything happening in zombie genre?
I won't even ask about super-hero stuff, because this is so much American I seriously doubt anyone would even try to pull this as anything else than parody.

>>50235968
Funny how people are still hyping Cameron when his last good movie, Terminator 2, was released over 20 years ago.

>>50235968
What I wanted was your (you)

>>50235988
So you are basically saying the entire market runs on imported good and no local production is going and Danes are ashamed of their own language?
The last one is the funniest claim, given how hilarious the Scandinavian nationalism is.

>>50235999
you've always got my (you), baby.

>>50235851
It's a recession, you dolt. Everything is in decline. The entertainment industry is famously LESS in decline than everything else, but it's still in decline.

You look at one number and go "this proves it", and it does, but the only thing it actually proves is that you have no clue about economics.

>>50236026
>Danes are ashamed of their own language?

To be fair Danish is pretty high up there when it comes to gringy European languages.

>>50235792
Why exactly Cameron?

And I mean it. He has literally nothing to do with cyberpunk.
I would rather like to see him doing Twilight 2000, that's more his thing.

>>50236044
Ever heard about Occam's razor?

Because there are literally two options for this whole thing:
Either specific listed films are in decline, because their popularity is waning
OR
You will pretend we are not going in a boom for past 6-7 years (depending on the country) after finally getting shit sorted post the 2007 crisis, just to justify the decline of your chosen film series, ignoring all factors just to cover for such insignificant thing.

So I'm not sure who's the one who has no clue about economy here.
Or about what just happens outside his basement, really

>>50236062
>Cameron
>Twilight 2000

You know, this could actually work. Especially since all the more wacky elements of the game were directly inspired by his work on Terminators and Aliens

>>50236026
Scandinavian nationalism is mostly about wanting to be allowed to be proud of your own cultural roots and ethical/moral/traditional norms/values, and resisting change to those things or how they are perceived on a national scale due to the influences (direct and indirect) of immigrant cultures.

Firstly, it has little to nothing to do with economics or business at all.
Secondly, English-speaking cultures aren't seen as a destructive/antagonistic influence worth worrying about at all. That's almost exclusively Islam and Arabic/middle-eastern culture.

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>>50236044
>Everything is in decline
Yup, the discussion is over.
This is what being blind fanboy does to people - they are unable to process reality, while looking for shitty justifications.

>>50236053
At least we've got unique letters. And unique is always better. ALWAYS.

>>50222842
Mice and Mystics would be charming as fuck

>>50236026
Denmark is also a country with basically zero natural resources. Kind of why we became exceptional explorers and traders many many many years ago.

>>50236044
Okay so you're admitting that you don't understand what the numbers you're citing actually mean in context. Ergo, you have no grasp of socioeconomics, and thus your opinion on the subject isn't worth the space it's taking up on 4chan.

If everything is in decline, then simply noticing decline is the same as noticing the grass grow. HOW MUCH decline is there, compared to the rest?

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>>50236137
You sure you are on the right board?

>>50236026
Danish language is extremely undramatic. That's fairly practial in everyday communication, but generally speaking for drama in Danish to have the intended emotional impact/conveyance, it has to be almost entirely understated and subtle. Otherwise it feels wacky and absurd; completely ridiculous. Impossible to take seriously.

Add that to the fact that virtually all nerds in Denmark speak fluent English, and have played video games and stuff like M:tG since their teens or childhood, the only RPG-specific terminology they know is in English anyway.
Plus, the Danish version of such terminology usually evoke a slightly wrong sense of the thing connotation-wise.

My D&D sessions are like 25% English, and we just use the 5e trove and core books/basic rules in English. No wonky translations needed or desired.

>>50236313
That still doesn't answer the original question - are Danes making Danish games at all or just run imported stuff?

Homebrews don't count

My dream is an anime inspired by Monsterhearts.

Basically you should have it done by both Urobuchi and Okada in equal doses.

>>50223606
FUND IT.

>>50223625
>Game that is literally Tarantiono take on wild west
>HURRR RUINED FOREVER DURRR
Besides, Hateful eight is the best thing to happen to the genre since either Unforgiven or Open range, depending how old are you.

>>50233460
That would be great, but we'd never get whoever the fuck owns Shadowrun now to let that happen.

>>50235997
>And remind me - how does it happen the entire Marvel cinematic universe and all their never-ending string of films is getting more and more of critical flak, with decreasing revenue and most of audiences being just tired of yet another Marvel film recycling the same thing once again. That's the other side of the coin called "fading fad".
Now that you said it, I have become curious: What will replace capeshit once Marvel movies stop turning in profit?

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>>50236371
I feel like I answered your question when I asked "why in the name of all that's holy would we ever want to do that"?

There's a huge growing demographic of people who play tabletop RPGs, but they import them. Because why would they even want to play a danish TTRPG?
I think the closest I've experienced was a few sessions of the Swedish "Drakar och Dämoner", but it was extremely awkward.
Oh and I know one guy who always wants to run "Via Prudensiae" which was developed in Denmark, but it's from the mid 90's.

Most Danish TTRPGs were developed between the 80's and early 00's when proficiency in English was less ubiquitous.

So, yes, I am saying the entire market runs on imported goods. Shockingly, it's largely the same with movies and video games except for a few notable exceptions.
It's extremely weird to me that you'd expect it to be any other way. I grew up on Doom 2, Hexen, Super Mario Brothers, the D&D Cartoon, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (with subtitles where applicable); it seems only natural to play D&D and WoD in my second language, just the same.

Did you subsist solely on nationalist post-soviet knockoff media dubbed to your native language?

>>50233460
I would make it about them.

I am >>50223267
I think Chad and David would be good directors for that.

>>50222953

>5e players

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GURPS.
It would be about Cthulhu invading Earth and setting up an abortion clinic, and the Chip and Dale rescue rangers have to stop him and his army of zygotes.
It would be the most glorious flop in cinematic history.

>>50225355
Right, because DM of the Rings wasn't cringetier shit

>>50236548
Edgy/raunchy shit.

After deadpool no one has tried to go to R rating, but I think it's a missed opportunity .

>>50236612
>All this pointless ranting
You know this could just say "No, we just import them"?
Nobody asked you about any of your believes about language superiority, how you grow up or what is your fetish, since nobody cares.

>>50236548
Whatever they will engineer for it's place.

You should rather think about this: when the studios will finally STOP to find new Potter? Ever since the film franchise caught friction, all the studios are desperately trying to get their new series aimed at kids between 10 to 15, in the same time completely neglecting any other age groups, unless making ultra-violent R flicks by Renf or similar hacks.
This is how we've got Twilight, Percy Jackson and Hunger games, plus all the copy-cats and the never-ending string of shitty novels turned into equally shitty films.
So end of Marvel series is not as big problem as this search for replacement for Potter. But then again, Rowling already is looking for more cash, so new series of Pottershit is bound to happen pretty soon.

>>50236612
>English English English English
>English English!
You sure you are Danish? I mean I'm no expert, I've just met like... 20? 25? Danes in my life, most of them were also fa/tg/uys, but none was so obnoxious about language or even rised that as an issue.
You come from some small village next to German border and need to compensate or what?

Shadowrun

Directed by James Gunn
Written by Joss Whedon

Emma Stone as the mage
Dwayne Johnson as the chromed up troll samurai
Chris O'Dowd as the face
John Boyega as the hacker

Ryan Reynolds as the corp ceo and main bbeg

Might not be great but, could be a fucking fun film.

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>>50237148
Not sure if it's a good thing if you sound right...

>>50228344
Pretty sure you mean Galoshes. A Goulash is something different.

>>50237085
Entire Denmark is compensating itself for the loss of Skania, anon

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>>50225348
Necropolis is the obvious pick for a movie. Battle for Vervunhive is amazingly cinematic.

>>50237085
You were implying that the growth of a hobby in a country was directly correlated to the amount of TTRPGs created locally.

I just wanted to very thoroughly point out why that's retarded.

Basically, I don't have anything better to do atm.

>>50237302
Have it EVER occured to you I might not be the original anon?

And the only thing you thoroughly pointed out is how fucking awful you are as a person. Congratu-fucking-lations.

>>50237334
I don't care who you are. I'm a string of clarifications directed at a string of arguments.
I'm not targeting it at a person, I'm targeting what's being said.
If you're going to be frustrated that the conversation that took place wasn't personally directed at you, then perhaps you should have made that possible earlier on.

What did you expect? ESP?

warhammer.

behind a grand spectacle of battle scenes would be a subplot of individual worthlessness in this world (perhaps kill of the main character and go about buisness as usual or maybe something more complex) the sacrifice of thousands for some trivial reason (beurocracy, suspicion of heresy etc..) and end it on a note that as imperfect as this world is, its still better than the myriad of hells that await us if aliens and demons win

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>50237272

>>50222842
A Dungeons and Dragons film could absolutely work. Game of Thrones is hot now.

If you make a DnD movie without blue lipstick and cringey CGI and make it more about the character interactions I think it would be successful.

>>50223068
>>50222953
Now hold up, you can have a good sitcom about /tg/. It'll be hard to not just go meme crazy, but if WE are the ones making it (and not some old white people that are trying to appeal to some demographic out there), then it can work.

The characters will be the biggest problems. I suggest that each character like a specific game (or games), and have them represent the people in those communities. There can be a Warhammer guy, a D&D guy (and his little brother, D&D 5e), the MTG guy, etc.

I don't know, I'm just talking out of my butt at this point.

>>50222842
>ctrl-f
>only two references to Eclipse Phase

C'mon, it can be pretty great stuff and even a sound investment now that everybody is going on to this pseudo hard-science thing of the expanse.

>>50237593
>only two references to "Super Science Social Justice Warriors Who Don't Need No CISSCUM: The Game."

It would fail spectacularly. No one cares about your special snowflakes in space.

>>50237513
>Game of Thrones is hot now.
Could be, but it's about two years too late to actually capitalise on it being hot. Before the film is written, made, edited and distributed, the hotness of GoT will be a thing from the past and probably new fad will come out.

Shame, because there was a great moment for making fantasy films, but Hollywood preferred to shit out more and more obscure remakes instead.

>>50237536
>if WE are the ones making it (and not some old white people that are trying to appeal to some demographic out there), then it can work.
This is literally how all web-episodes and similar works are made. And they are even worse than actual sitcoms made by corporate jerks.

>>50237513
>make it more about the character interactions
there was plenty of interaction between characters in D&D, just not good or well acted ones

>>50237745
They could steal dialogue directly from the 4e D&D comic. It'd be basically perfect.

>>50237639
>Hollywood preferred to shit out more and more obscure remakes instead.

Love him or hate him, George Lucas knows Hollywood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jWtbJxzGpQ

Go to 37:00. Just about the realest fucking analogy on the Hollywood system. Brilliant, even for Jowl Boy.

>>50237513
Kids those days will never know all the backroom deals about the DnD films and the amount of corporate shit that went through the production...
Long story short - the film turned out the way it did, because there were roughtly 30 different legal parties fighting over the production for almost 20 years. Also due to shitload of legal obligations, the plot was turned into fine red mist.

So if not a bunch of mutually exclusive deals TSR pulled in mid 80s, the film would be done somewhere around '88 or '89. Everything else was a never-ending string of court battles.

>>50237784
Well, there IS a slot for original stuff.
Either it will be an Oscar bait.
Or a film to fill dump months.

The real problem is the death of all those small and medium-sized studios that thrived in 80s and early 90s. Now either you pull some indie shit in your garage, or you are making a corporate production with accountants dabbing in screenplay, casting and editing.
Just recall 28 days later with its sequel.
Or Mad Max 1 & 2 vs Thunderdome and Fury Road.

>>50237639
>>50237745
>>50237811
So I guess the real question becomes less "How to capitalize on Game of Thrones" and "What exists in DND that's universally appealing?"

I can think of a list of don'ts:
1. No le funny black man who gets into trouble at the expense of le white savior, or at least a funny black man who can look after himself.

2. No tranny villains.

3. Actual fucking monsters, not just beholders or dragons. Can you imagine a rust monster or a mimic on the big screen? Fucking terrifying.

Thoughts?

>>50237851
I guess, but Fury Road was made by the original creator, as was 28 Weeks Later.

Neither of those films got taken over by the system.

>>50237922
Anon, if you seriously consider Weeks and Fury Road not taken over by the system and on the sole notion of being made by the same person on director's seat, then you are part of the problem.

>>50237943
Anon, if you think director influence doesn't exist, then you haven't watched those films.

They were not corporatized monstrosities like Force Awakens.

>>50237904
Anon, you are missing a point a bit. While your question is valid and points are semi-coherent, you are forgetting something very important:
As for now, rights to make DnD films are split over 5 different corporations. And said corporations don't like each other.

And this is also the actual reason why there are no new DnD films made, even if fantasy was/is hot again.

>>50237967
>28 weeks later
>Director influence
My fucking sides...

Danny Boyle wasn't even directly involved into making of that film.
And Fury Road? They've kept Miller starving for almost two decades, slowly increasing their demands. By the time Fury Road was finally green-lighted, Miller had even less power he had over Thunderdome.

But I don't blame you, people usually have hard time accepting all sequels in existence are the very product of the corporate big studio business at this point.

>>50238017
>Danny Boyle wasn't even directly involved into making of that film

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Weeks_Later
> with Danny Boyle and Alex Garland, director and writer of 28 Days Later respectively, now acting as executive producers.

Right anon. Producers have no power whatsoever.

>>50238053
>I don't understand who executive producer is: The post
They don't, anon. They don't.

>>50236975
>happen pretty soon
she literally
LITERALLY has a spin-off signed on for multiple sequels in theaters right fucking now

>>50238070
>I can't back up anything I'm saying
Ok.

>>50238053
Anon, executive producer is the person send by accounting department of the studio to see if the budget is spent according to the plan and if everything is done on schedule.
They have absolutely ZERO impact on actual production or the content of the work, aside making a report about misuse of funds.

>>50238090
Just read this anon, you moron: >>50238102

Seriously, educate yourself about the process of film production before voicing your opinions.

>>50238053
If you think executive producer has actually any executive power over the content of the film, you need to read the job's description first.
You've just confused execs (people controlling fundings) with actual producers (people supervising the contnet of the film) and apparently also art department and their own producers (people making sure things are consistent within the work/franchise/setting)

>>50222842
https://youtu.be/c-cWYDRDrg0

>>50222842
Shadow run as a 24 like tv show

>>50238017
>And Fury Road? They've kept Miller starving for almost two decades, slowly increasing their demands. By the time Fury Road was finally green-lighted, Miller had even less power he had over Thunderdome.
But Fury Road was pretty much the movie that Miller wanted to make since The Road Warrior.

>>50238223
>People are actually believing into this
Anon, how old were you in... well, between 2002 and 2007?
Where Miller was progressively closer to securing a deal to make Mad Max anime.

And he said exactly same thing about a project that didn't resemble Fury Road in any aspect whatsoever, especially plot and world building department.
So when I hear him now repeating it like a mantra, I see nothing more than an old man finally broken and beaten into submission by corporate business.

>>50238277
>And he said exactly same thing about a project that didn't resemble Fury Road in any aspect whatsoever, especially plot and world building department.
Well, how it was supposed to be, then?
>So when I hear him now repeating it like a mantra, I see nothing more than an old man finally broken and beaten into submission by corporate business.
He did seemed to have a lot of control over stuff such as cinematography, plus you have to approach a live-action movie in a way that is fundamentally different than the way you approach a japanese animated movie.

>>50238463
>You have to approach a live-action movie in a way that is fundamentally different than the way you approach a japanese animated movie.
Wow, no shit! Especially since he was film director, not animator!

And it was to be a continuation of the so-far ongoing story, with even older Max (despite being free from accounting Gibson's age, as it would be animation). World-building was supposed to be styled in the same way how Fallout 2 was to Fallout 1 - things are getting progressively better and all the world on the path to recovery.

>>50238277
This.

The entire premise of that project was about Max and people similar to him being obsolete for the new world, as things went well enough for at least some semblance of civilisation getting back on track.
Cue Fury Road, with just never-ending car chase and explosions. Dreadful.

But hey, "full creative control" for Miller, right?

>>50238838
I saw basically fuck all difference between fury road and a Michael Bay movie apart from the setting.

>>50238773
>>50238838
Didn't the anime idea got revelead only in 2009?

>>50239023
It was coming and going as an idea ever since late 90s. Then in 2003 Miller started some serious talks about it, learning he will never get funds nor green light from Warner Bros., unless the script will be scrapped. By 2005 he started talking about proposed setting and then suddenly shut up. By 2007 he declared the whole project as a fiasco due to legal reasons (WB basically threatened to sue him, as they hold rights to the franchise).

The deal was talked again in 2009, true, because a lot of facts about it were revealed back then.

Either way, Miller basically sold his soul to Warner Bros. when he signed a deal with them for Thunderdome and only realised that by mid 90s

>>50239102
Do you have anything on that? I never heard anything about that.

>>50239164
I would have to dig the old forum of No Mutants Allowed, they had entire coverage for this, with links to different articles when the project was still going.
Can try, probably wayback machine will have at least part of it saved, but anon, you must be aware this was just a bunch of random news spread over 5 years over a decade ago.

>>50239164
>He never heard about MM anime project
No offense, but how old are you? Or how new are you to Mad Max? Sincere questions.

>>50223408
http://is.4chan.org/tg/1478679013633.pdf

>>50239253
>No offense, but how old are you?
20.
>Or how new are you to Mad Max?
I think I watched I watched Beyond Thunderdome when I was 7, but honestly I don't remember shit about it other then Master Blaster.

>>50235707
>English part of the UK

And what exactly do you mean by this, sonny-jim?

>>50239650
>And what exactly do you mean by this, sonny-jim?
He probably mean the one where people are slightly less likely to molest sheep or wear skirts.

>>50239696
Don't forget us carbombers senpai

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>>50222842
A movie based on this classic franchise would be pretty cool. You could have a kid from a backwater planet discover force powers, join up with some seedy smugglers to start traveling space, ends up meeting real jedi/sith and gets caught up in fighting the empire since he's one of very few jedi left. Maybe we could get JJ Abrams could direct it? He's pretty decent at handling huge licensed movies, and you'd need a big budget to do all the aliens and spaceships.

>>50239316
Different anon, but I needed extra money last year summer, so I took all jobs I could get. Cinema clerk included. Fury Road screenings were really fun to watch as an event itself. A bunch of guys in their early 40s/late 30s trying to confront their youth nostalgia and storming out of the cinema half-way through, cursing under their noses. Teens getting all pumped for good, old-fashioned ultraviolence. 20-something "nerds" trying to be hip and quirky. Few random couples that were late for their film of choice.

But the most obvious factor was still the people in the age where they've didn't caught up with the franchise when it was fresh (duh) nor in the 90s, where it was still hot. Just a bunch of young adults brought to the cinema by massive marketing and coming out of it as "the biggest fans ever" and "only true supporters of the bestest franchise ever".

Funny how brainwashing works.

>>50240069
>But the most obvious factor was still the people in the age where they've didn't caught up with the franchise when it was fresh (duh) nor in the 90s, where it was still hot. Just a bunch of young adults brought to the cinema by massive marketing and coming out of it as "the biggest fans ever" and "only true supporters of the bestest franchise ever".
Honestly I haven't heard next to nothing about the before watching it(albeit that might because I live in a 3rd world shithole) yet I enjoyed the movie.

>>50240407
*about it

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>>50224698
FUND IT!

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I would love to see something from the Battletech universe.

However, with the way things have been looking with vidya-turned-movie, the D&D movie, so on and forth... that and how mistreated the license has been over the past fifteen years when it's not strictly the original game, I feel like it would do more harm than good.

>>50222842
Scion or Exalted or any other (non-WOD) White Wolf thing-that-seem-cool-in-concept-but-suck-because-its-handled-by-pandering-idiots. It would make a glorious flop and it would be really fucking great to watch with friends. Depending on the budget it could make for some really cool-looking-yet-terrible movie.

Hard Mode: An Exalted Cinematic universe, with different movies focusing on different parts of the universe. First one would be with the Dragon-Blooded (with a strong focus on the mortals too) to establish the setting and then they introduce the Solar, Lunar, Abyssal, Sidereal...

A new D&D cartoon, possibly set in the Forgotten realms in a similar vein to the Avatar series.
If the first season is successful, the setting moves over to Spelljammer with some Planescape elements.
If the second season is successful, the setting moves over Planescape.
The over-laying themes of each season would be something similar to this
>S1: We have to defeat the bad guy!
>S2: We saved the world, but we have learned that it is just one world out of thousands and much bigger conflicts exist than just a bad guy wanting to control everything
>S3; We may have proven ourselves over and over again, but we are all insignificant compared to the eternal struggles in the multiverse

>>50222842
Rogue Trader, done as an animated series by the studio that did Metalocalypse. The premise doesn't matter.

>>50242546
>A new D&D cartoon
Never gonna to happen.
Hasbro has rights for the name.
Disney has rights for animation.
Third-party private people have rights to specific elements of any possible animation.

As for now, there are at least 15 different companies and people that have rights for animated series splitted between them.
And it's the very reason why we can't have any new D&D animation after the original one was cancelled.

>>50240531
Unless you feel like skipping over large chunks of the setting, a tv show is the way to go with Battletech. Lots of politicking, some good character work, and for the love of God, don't bring in the Clans until at least season three.

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>Characters reside in the world of the dual world of Kaïnas and Naakinis, a 30,000 mile disk lit by a sun-like orb called the Pendulum. This disk is surrounded by the Sofe, a 40-mile-tall wall of black ether that kills that few, if any, have ever returned from. Kaïnas (the rational world) and Naakinis (the mythic world) exist with overlapping topography and ecosystems. Flora and fauna of Kainas are scaled normally by real-world standards, while Naakinis exists on a much larger scale (such as the "Kioux" trees that reach many miles in height).

>The Pendulum spends roughly ten of each day's thirty hours beyond the Sofe, creating night-like darkness. During this time, a phenomenon called "The Dream" manifests, becoming stronger as less and less light permeates Kaïnas. The Dream is a fabulous and dangerous world that overlaps with reality. It is initially hazy and hallucinatory, becoming as solid as reality during the darkest parts of the night. Areas where the Pendulum does not shine are affected by permanent manifestations of the Dream.

>The Aran world is a separate existence, accessible only in places the Pendulums' light cannot reach (underground or deep underwater). It is fiercely primordial, rejecting inorganic matter and operating by rules entirely different from reality. The creatures inhabiting Aran are unpredictable and poorly understood.

>The vast majority of the setting's population depends on the weekly consumption of the orpee fruit to survive. Without orpee, a rapid and excruciating death is guaranteed. Orpee naturally concentrates a life-force called "eflow" that fuels life. The politics and economics of Kaïnas are primarily driven by the collection and distribution of orpee, as it is an absolute requirement for life.

> https://mega.nz/#F!iwxRETYC!92YZNGq7TKlSeEFBCMOWYA

I'm thinking maybe Guillermo del Toro as director. I'm not sure what the premise is. I mainly just want to see what sort of craziness they could come up with.

>>50222842
I'd say Don't Rest Your Head, but that's already based off of Dark City so it's kinda covered.

>>50222842
Dungeons and Dragons with Vin Diesel and Shia Lebeouf.

>>50243396
So just another Riddick movie?

>>50243726
This anon gets it

>>50236487
It's not a tarantino take on the west though. It's closer to a Rodriguez take on the west and I don't know if you've been keeping an eye on him for the past 5-10 years but that idea should probably go out the window too.

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>>50236665
The real question is, how much money can we make off it?

>>50245593
>Rodriguez
To be a Rodriguez-related stuff you must lack self-awarness, while being just plain silly.
And Deadlands are very self-aware

Deadlands. Quentin Tarrantino. Fucking Deadlands.

PLANESCAPE DONE BY TERRY GILLIAM

>>50246362
with some cronenberg SFX and maybe some lynch or nolan cordirected scenes ala SIN CITY

>>50243170
Disney could snatch everything up and people would let them beacuse its disney. If anything disney having the rights should breed hope. They have Star Wars, Marvel, but what do they have for the past? DnD! this could be yuge

i wish disney didnt sell super sentai back so we could finally get the canon spiderman inveting the megazord crossover we need.

>>50246383
Anon, they have those rights for past 30 years.
And are completely not interested in using them in any particular way other than being a dick to the few people who offended their execs back in the late 80s. Said execs are no longer even emplyed and part of related people literally died, but that doesn't make the show come out any sooner.

Cyberpunk 2020

Aries (the crazy vet who works for the CYBEX): Gerard Butler or Christian Bale (good value)
Bag Lady (the ugly dealer): Whoppy Goldberg (appeals to blacks)
Bes Isis (the hot media): Zoe Saldana (appeals to blacks, fap-material for teenagers)
David Windham (the corporate everyone hates): Robert Pattinson or Jamie Dornan
Kestrel (the burnt out solo): Michelle Rodriguez or Milla Jovovitch (depends who's cheaper)
Lt. Stawberry (the cop with the mustache): Michael Cudlitz (he's a redhead and has a mustache)
Morgan Blackhand (the most famous solo): The Rock (good value)
Seijiro Arasaka (the old big bad guy who owns the big bad Japanese corporation): George Takei (appeals to LGBT-community and to Asians)
Suds Joliet (the old rocker): Eric Roberts (old glory, always good to attract old white CIS males)
White Lion (the famous fixer): Maggie Q or Amber Heard (depends who's cheaper, Heard would appeal to LGBT-community, Q would appeal to Asians)

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>>50222842
>what franchise
Splicers

>director
Screaming Mad George

>premise
A young Dreadguard and companions set out to prove their worth by eliminating a Machine stronghold near an ideal site for a new human city. Political bullshit denies them any support, so the group will be taking on a massive industrial complex by themselves.

Guyvers vs Skynet basically.

>>50222842
Warhammer 40k, directed by Snyder.

>Emperor = Jesus
>pottery
>Horus is literally Satan
>quirky villains
>elves called "meta-xenos"

>>50248605
Oh and it would be 100% pure kino.
Every shot would be like a renaissance painting.
Ebin music, and heroic / religious themes everywhere.

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>>50222842
Battletech.

Three Movies, all roughly an arc in an overall story.

>First movie
Intro to battletech universe. Takes place during the later years of the Succession Wars. Main Character is a minor noble of the Federated Commonwealth, piloting a GRF-1N Griffin. He is deployed in the war against the Capellan Federation(perfect excuse to throw chinese people in there for pandering to the chinese market)

This movie will mainly be about him fighting in against the Capellans and developing a rivalry with a Capellan pilot(a young woman who pilots an Atlas). Through his interaction and role in the universe, the audience learns enough for them to keep abreast of the situation. The audience will know the basics of Battletech. No need for history lesson. At the end of the movie, When the Capellans had been pushed back from a strategically important location, main character gets the word that something strange has happened in the Periphery. The Clans.

Movie is basically just your typical war movie, where the main cast has to capture a point from the enemy yada yada. lots of action.

>Second movie
The Clans have arrived. first part of the movie is more developing characters and establishing what needs to be done against this new threat: The revival of the Star League. Second part is initial combat and interaction with the clans. third part is the clan's reaction and observation of the "Innersphere Barbarians". It is implied that some clans may be interested in peaceful coexistence.

>Third movie.
The war with the clans is at an all time high. Characters who didnt die in the first two movies? Dropping like flies. Strike Force Serpent is doing well in Clan homespace, but barely. By the end it all turns around when another clan helps the Innersphere. yadayada, Clans defeated, Lyran gets the Space chink girl, and the studios who funded this three movie project just established another cinematic universe for them to milk. Everyone happy.