The elves or their equivalent in your campaign setting are replaced

>>50189103
>trying to restart this shitty meme

>>50189103
They can no longer scream for help as we rape them. Elf rape skyrockets.

>>50189122
Ho do you rape that which has no holes?

>>50189149
By making one.

>>50189112
Fuck you, this was a great meme.

A lot of people scream in agony as I have taken off a basic race for an "special snowflake" one. The elf mage player oddly enouh will go "oh yyyyysss"

>>50189103
No they aren't.

>>50189213
Not really. Le ebin subversion mixed with le ebin elf haet maymay is pretty garbage

>>50189283
>replacing elves with overpowered and endlessly graceful psionic mary sues will make special snowflakes upset
You're not the brightest, are you?

>>50189356
Not >>50189213 but the left time we had an elves-are-now-protoss-what-do thread, it ran for over two weeks and resulted in over 1500 replies.

>>50189103
My Rogue Trader's improbable masquerade among the Commoragh highborn becomes all the more improbable.

>>50189435
And they were all mary sue circlejerks

>>50189480
Why do you hate fun?

>>50189543
He's hating the opposite of fun: shitty Blizz lore.

>>50189543
>unironically being a """"fun""""poster
Kill urself my man

So I'm pretty disappointed that you can't sex the Protoss.

Very disappointed

>>50189646
Not with attitude you can't. Get up and find a hole soldier, any hole at all wllill be fine! And if you can't find one, Make one!

>>50189614
Funposting is love.

Funposting is life.

>>50189665

Stick it in the eye hole?

SIR YES SIR

>>50189165
Ah, the bed bug method.

Not exactly the most efficient way.

>>50189646
But then where do half protoss come from?

This is vitally important to my formerly half elven ranger.

>>50189886

Alright well. The Protoss take the DNA of them and their partner and combine it. And grow it so.

Your ranger is a testube baby. They probably have the nerve cord, but also have a mouth and human body with whatever coloration your parent Protoss had for you skin. And probably some glowing eyes to match.

>>50189103
The somehow manage to lose, while making it worse for everyone else in the process.

>>50189103
I want to lick Selendis.

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Reminder that the Protoss have zero orifices.
So no half protoss or protoss sex shenanigans, ever.

>>50193170
Didn't the SC2 campaign have protoss hybrids?

>>50189103
Yawn

>>50193196
Zerg and Protoss hybrids that had been created in a test tube.
Not a result of sexytimes.

>>50189103
The goblins, orcs, and trolls get burned off the face of the planet. Don't know how the Elves would take losing their divine heritage, though.

>>50189367
you can't read.

>>50193170
That will never stop the fans to make one.

And fuck blizz canon, sexy, high leotard cladded purple aliens here i come.

>>50193170
So, they reproduce Asari style or something?

What is the StarCraft of video games?

>>50189149
Armpit pussy

>>50193362
I'm illiterate.

>>50193170
>no orifices whatsoever

So where the hell do their young come from? Mitosis?

>>50196239
Budding.

>>50189103
I only every see these when I play Heroes of the Storm and don't generally don't care for their look much. I hear their giant ugly dreadlock things are telepathic brain things.

>>50197103
Like a psychic antenna, but yeah.

>>50196473
I'd say they are like Kroot in this case.

Only that when the baby is ready to get out, the female bursts the belly that was made out of a layer of skin.

The layer pops, the baby comes out and there is a lot of other layers here and there. She later regrows that layer.

>>50198824
Yeah, no, I'm just going to go with the non-canon explanation.

>>50189149

Psi pussies coming out of their gauntlets.