The king asks the party to handle a new cult that's formed.

Banish them to the western lands

I ask the king exactly how he wants them dealt with, and what is his endgame.

I need some clarification before taking action.

Why's the king give a shit as long as they're paying taxes?

Gather them together.
Pretend to accept their ways and unite their community.
Then have them gather around and drink this yummy orange juice before the end times come.

>>50152214
Seduce their daughters, who are always inexplicably really hot, and convert them away from the cult. It either dies out or you get an endless supply of disproportionately cute girls. Win/win.

>>50152292
Mormons can drink OJ?

>tfw used to be Mormon

File: Syx Lips.png (182KB, 452x375px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 452x375px

>>50152214
Corrupt their bodies.

>>50152392
>tfw still active mormon

File: The_Holy_inquisition.jpg (50KB, 450x511px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 450x511px

>>50152214

Simple OP

File: 1463814828959.jpg (35KB, 213x414px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 213x414px

>>50152214
>ton of children
>>50152301
>Seduce their daughters, who are always inexplicably really hot

Sounds pretty sweet, we're signing up!

If the King asks:
>We're...uhhh...doing deep-cover infiltration.
>Long-term.
>Reaaally long-term.

>>50152301
You know this to be true.

>>50152254
kek

>>50152214
Ah yes, I did that for 2 years. Good times. And frustrating. But I wouldn't take them back.

>>50152254
HAHAHA oh man, I didn't get that one at first. Priceless.

File: 1424669666757.jpg (177KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 450x600px

>>50152301
>>50152408
>>50152502

>seduce their daughters
>not the fucking obvious

RAPE. AND. PILLAGE.

>>50152214
/tips Fedora.

>>50152214
Smile and nod, return with iron rods and scripture. Beat their faith out of them.

File: tumblr_n5lfcypi421r00hc6o2_500.gif (948KB, 450x250px) Image search: [Google]

948KB, 450x250px

>>50153330
>rough gay anal sex
>I'd like to watch that.

>>50152496
Same.

>>50152214
But why?
I like Mormons.

>>50152285

This. There's too little to go on.

>>50152214
Convert them to an actual religion and smite those who don't convert.

Kill everyone.

>>50152301
You sure about yhat? The only Mormon I've ever known was a gimpy cunt. Nice tits though.

>>50152214
let's see...
the paladin shouted "redeem them with sword and fire" and took off running around about the time the king said "cult"

the fighter is currently trying to catch the paladin up whilst shouting "but they're nice and have children, we can't kill children"

the halfling is asking if we can seize the assets of known cultists, and mentally cataloguing some the richer people/houses we've seen.

lastly the bard is fawning over how glad he is that the king has seen fit to entrust this task to us, and If he'd like to hear a song about it.

inevitably It ends with us leaving what's left of the county under assumed names.

>>50153494
I know it's hard for a mormon to not be salty, but try.

>>50152496
Same

>>50152214
Has the one true weaponsmith been born yet?
Did the king set a member of the cult on fire and throw him off a cliff?
Details are important here op!

File: 1337318331526.png (57KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 600x600px

>>50152214
Give them pornography and watch as their sex-negative culture collapses in on itself via masturbation and homosexuality.

>>50152214
Withdraw as many loans as I can from their bankers, pawn out a decent amount of my shit, then when I've taken as much I can, initiate a pogrom.

>>50152254
This is a great answer until you see
>>50152301
Best answer. Seriously though, why are mormon girls almost always hot?

>>50155167
>Mormon girls
>Hot
Until you get past their early 20s, then the genetics kick in. Unless you're into the thickest of THICC, then by all means.
Not to mention they all really, really look the same. And sound. But their names are spelled slightly differently.

/tg/ related, though, I realize how odd it is that for all my time playing games in Utah we've never had a cult plot. Odd.

We actually deal with this in the last campaign I was a part of.

There was a super specific cult of Palor that was going around being incredibly polite and helpful to human pcs/npcs, but where horrifically racist to all other races. They belived that Palor had created humanity with the intent to unite the entire world under human rule. We even ran into a huge orphanage that they ran in the main human kingdom that feed, protected, and educated orphaned humans, with the best of them getting into the cult's lower echelon if they did well.

As we discovered that a lot of non-orphaned children where going missing, we discovered their main temple and found out that they were turning these kids into proto-type warforged (children runicly fused to archaic clockwork mechanical knights who would die if removed from their suits improperly) to form an army to provoke race-war with the elf kingdom.

As it turns out, the cult was being run by a Death Knight loyal to a racist human Lich King

>>50152301
Lol--I have a story about this.

When I started college, I worked at a large retail chain store in the electronics department and there was this smokin' hot blonde girl who worked next door in the housewares department. Smokin' hot, but ruin-your-life crazy. I got to know her simply because we both worked the same slow-as-hell shift near the end of the night.

Anyway, one night, she's scoping out this clean-cut, all-American handsome type guy that walked into the store.They end up going out and she finds out he's Mormon, and she gets conflicted: she doesn't like that he's Mormon, but she's so infatuated by this guy that she's willing to play the good-girl to go out with him.

Fast-forward a couple of months, and she's convinced him to leave the church (over the protests of his family, btw) and move in with her. Fast-foward a few more months and she's dumped him and hooked back up with an ex.

Crazy girl left the poor, hapless Mormon boy high and dry, with no place to live and at odds with his family.

File: Happyshallhebe.jpg (64KB, 800x552px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 800x552px

>>50153330
>raping and pillaging mormons
>dealing with that .45 hangover

>>50154341
Underrated

>>50152502
Why does Jab not make stuff consistently anymore :(

>>50157166
I guess family problems.

File: trumpmeme5.jpg (550KB, 750x734px) Image search: [Google]

550KB, 750x734px

>>50152214
build a big beautiful wall to protect this new source of taxpayers

>>50155877
Does "Bros before hoes" apply if you're bros with the broest of bros, Jesus Christ? Cause that bitch could very well have just ruined that guys life.

File: Fallout Joshua B.jpg (121KB, 692x907px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 692x907px

>>50156302
I want this crispy cock and make sweet missionary love with him.

>>50152214
I introduce them to the church of FIST. And then I burn the city down.

>>50152502
>that pic
sauce?

>>50157166
Because you guys never paid for this.
Or maybe he found real job.

File: the burning hate.png (223KB, 1003x3232px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 1003x3232px

>>50155813

>>50152392
What got you to quit?

File: main-mob.png (151KB, 612x318px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 612x318px

>What does the party do?

WE PUT ON A SHOW

>>50152214
Organise safe passage for the cult to lands that had recently been conquered from rival kingdoms deep in the west where the king doesn't have to deal with them anymore. They settle into a nice little desert between two warring kingdoms, somehow manage to farm it.