We need six classes for our new rpg!
doubles decide which ones get in.
Once they're all set, we discuss how they fit into the world and which kind of game we have.
I start: DRUIDS!
Faggots
>>50144416
>>50144409
>>50144416
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>50144409
Snakepenis mage
>>50144426
Anon, those aren't trips. That's not how it works.
>>50144409
Lesbians
>>50144409
Loli is best class.
>>50144426
Come on now...
Big Guy
>>50144433
>>50144433
Winrar, now Are their magical impliments penises and does it have to be attached or living?
>>50144409
Kebab Remover
Shitposter
>>50144409
Dudebros
>>50144433 Snakepenis mage
>>50144477 Kebab Remover
Wordsmiths
Saucerer
Doges.
Lyrical Mystic
>>50144474
Shit, i suppose they'd work like some kind of mechadendrite.
>>50144409
Hydromancer
nice people
>>50144409
Dominatrices.
>>50144409
Weaboos.
>>50144409
Fucksmiths.
wtf is a saucerer??¿¿ >>50144500 you win, please describe them
Mary Sues
>>50144526
a culinary wizard
Hitleryouths
Assless Chap
>>50144522
He didn't even spell it right.
Sociatas Babiosos Facinerosos
>>50144525
AKA Snakepenis wizard
Coffee Brewers
Social Justice Barbarians
>>50144526
It's like a Sorcerer, but with sauce.
>>50144525
Foightah
>>50144526
Saucerors brew sauce to evoke magical effects. Ever heard of the Sauce Boss, the guy who plays a concert while making spaghetti sauce onstage? Like that except with sorcery.
Also it's from KoL, a shitty old click-based MUD with stick figures
>>50144550
Fat Doge Handlers
Accountants
>>50144409
Pumpkin carver.
Niggers
>>50144409
Metalhead
Junior Legal Aide
>>50144409
Necronite. (Necromancer cleric type)
>>50144585
fuck no
>>50144585
>>50144599
Thief has been a class in D&D for a long time
>>50144409
Blue chicken rider.
>>50144433 Snakebepis Mages
>>50144477 Kebab Removers
>>50144500 Saucerers
>>50144522 Weaboos
>>50144599 Fuck Nos
And hopefully now
Mexicans
>>50144599
Wasted a good double on niggers, fug
Professional Wrestler
Sages in all fields.
Knobgobbler
Furries
Road Walkers
>>50144599
Slack Jawed Walruses
Lolihags
>>50144633
North Koreans
Gentlemen
>>50144633
FloridaMen
>Snakebepis Mages
>Kebab Removers
>Saucerers
>Weaboos
>Fuck Nos
>Furries
Alright, that's it. Now wee need Races. Same rules as above.
>>50144751
Kobolds
>>50144751
Memes
>>50144751
Swordians
>>50144751
Drakainias.
>>50144751
Does "delicious brownie" count as a race?
>>50144751
Mimics.
>>50144751
Clowns
>>50144766
Are they dogbolds or lizbolds, and more importantly, are the latter titbolds or flatbolds?
>>50144793
Clowns as a race sounds fucking terrifying... seconding this one.
>>50144751
Sergals.
>>50144751
Humans
>>50144751
Robots
>>50144802
Lizbolds
Titbold
>>50144802
Cutebolds with subraces for both chest sizes.
>>50144751
Synx
>>50144751
Flumphs
>>50144751
Masturbators
Fishmen.
>>50144751
Five Cabbage
>>50144751
Le Mans.
>>50144751
Semen demon
>>50144828
Rerollan
Onii
>>50144751
Futanari
>>50144751
Nascar.
>>50144802
flat liz
Dankertoonians
>>50144426
Not how it works, retard.
>>50144820
Rolling for titty lizards
Goblin
Meme Maggots
>not a single fucking get
I detect foul play.
>>50144751
Fuckbois
>>50144751
Giraffepeople
Off by ones
>>50144902
Either the mods are fucking with us, or Kek has abandoned us.
>>50144751
Wankers
>>50144751
Sentient hivemind rocks.
>>50144751
Carbohydrates
>>50144902
How about a nice serving of SHUT THE FUCK UP ANON!!
>>50144751
Sleeping Pirates
Gianf Knotted dicks.
>>50144751
Succubus
Koreans
>>50144751
Undead, preferably skeletons.
>>50144921
Judging by uour numbers you are slightly off from the truth off by one kenobi
>>50144921
Believe in Kek Brother and he will smile apon this thread. also War Golems
>>50144751
Rotation Elephants
>>50144409
Illegal Immigrant
Traps
>>50144751
Escaped RAGE characters
FFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKING MOOKS
>>50144955
Catgirls
>>50144947
Brundlepenis
Anonimooks
Catguys
>>50144751
Humans
Squidpeople
So what do we have so far with races?
I know I got kobolds but what else?
Orks
>>50144751
Mole men
>>50144960
THE KEK AND THE BATEMAN HATH ABANDONED US FOR OUR HUBRIS.
Also Rollin for slav shits
>>50145028
Kobolds and Koreans
Street Sharks
>>50145028
Kobolds
Koreans
And now hopefully Tentacled Lolis
>>50145036
The proper term is gopnik.
Virts
>>50144751
Children of the Great Grey Eyed Ruler of Lice
>>50145044
Fuck yes.
Kender
>>50145028
Koreans
Kobolds
That is all that we have for now.
Rolling for Red orcs
Mummies
>>50144751
Horrid Hamster Hitlers
Dorf
Consentacles
>>50145045
Rerolling for gopnik pls
Frogmen
Humans, as a seperate race from Koreans
>>50145044
Kek be with you
Seinfields.
floating Brains
Wabbits
Considering we've had this thread? Gnolls.
>>50144751
Joshua the Certified Plublers
Saracens
Beholder
We're pretty fucking terrible at this.Female-only Spotted Hyena Gnolls.
Chakats
Deamoness
Horses
Dragon
>>50144751
Boars.
>>50145109
Reroll
>>50144751
Cockgoblins
Centaurs.
Boat Sluts
Faeries
Horsedicked Futas
the french.
Imps
>>50144751
Cursed Burrowpigs
>>50145114
Reroll.
>>50144751
The English.
Tiny Dragons
InCases
ManBearPigs
>>50145144
fuck
Special Ed students.
>>50144802
As Kek hath forsaken us, we must determine what the kobolds actually are.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11595258
>>50144751
Snoutfelted Bubblegrupplers
Undead
Pigs
Identical clones of a Yorkshire farmer.
>>50144751
Lesser Earthen Greylimbed Johns
Kender
Pregnant ladies.
Shotas
>>50145188
Winrar, what are Kender?
Bisonmen.
>>50145174
But I SAID Big Titty Lizbolds
I'm Dubbs
>>50144751
Seven-legged Feral Bicycles
>>50145188
You little shit.
Alright, here's where we're at
>Kobolds
>Koreans
>Tentacled Lolis
>French
>Kender
>Seven-legged Feral Bicycles
Giant Breasts
>>50145188
>>50145201
it's best if you don't know.
Also, skeletons
Quarter-centaurs
>>50145222
This should be a honorary inclusion.
>>50145222
Trips don't lie
Add monster boobs
Croatians.
>>50145233
Dubs demand it.
>>50145220
Oglafians
My character's a Seven Legged Feral Bicycle Fuck No.
>>50145208
You are anonymous, anonymous. Every decision must be handles via rollan dubs for than decision, or democracy
>>50145222
>>50145233
The dubs and trips have spoken
>Kobolds
>Koreans
>Tentacled Lolis
>French
>Kender
>Seven-legged Feral Bicycles
>Giant Breasts.
Now... let's do mounts
>>50145262
Your mother.
>>50145262
I mean, giant breasts could work as mounts to be quite honest.
>>50145250
>not being a Tentacle Loli Sauce Mage
>>50145262
>mounts
Our Lord and Savior King Jeremiah The Second
Vagina-headed dicks
>>50145277
>Wasting a get
Also
Giant wheels of cheese.
>>50145277
Confirmed as mounts.
Mouth-Eyes
>>50145262
Floating Brains
>>50145262
WarGolem Mech
Dead fish
Banana hammocks
>>50145262
Flying Submarines.
>>50145299
Nice.
Six-legged Domesticated Bicycles
Clouds
>>50145262
Wheelchairs
>>50145262
Horses that walk on two legs.
Normal Sized Rabbits strapped to your shoes
Fleshlights
>>50145262
Gatling Groinks.
>>50145262
Nicholas Cage's burial pyramid.
Scooter cart
Rocks
>>50145262
Jeffrey, King of the Mer-People and Bringer of Selfless Masturbation.
A Rolling Trollface
>>50145262
Giant Toads
Tripods
>>50145262
The entire Internet.
>>50145262
Frankenstein's Dad's Monster.Alcoholism.
>>50145144
>Racial weapon: stale baguette
>+2 Cha when dealing with the opposite sex, -2 Cha when dealing with the same sex
>Can use "Speak with Animal (amphibeans)" [cha modifier] x 2 times per day, for a minimum of once per day
>Gains immunity against all enchantment spells by pretending they don't speak the language
>>50145262
How about Belgium (French racial mount)?
>>50145366
Riding on clouds of information, pretty sik
Semi-sentient chaise lounges
Fucking machines
>>50145344
>>50145262
Viral Marketing.
>>50145341
reroll
Cockspiders (like sword spiders, but with dicks)
The 1999 Cleveland Browns.
Puper
>>50144751
Polish dog people
How many have we gotten? Four?
Also, female moose.
Madness-powered Pepsinomicon Jetpack.
The Flash
Niggers
>>50145262
Let's try my favorite mountyour mom
Hermione Granger
Tangible shame.
Giant ice cream bars.
Magic powered Armored Mailbox
>>50145262
Toyota Sprinter Trueno GT-APEX
Each character rides their own mother
>>50145343
Reroll
Motorcycles, but no crotch-rockets
Everyone rides the GM.
>>50145466
Rerolls confirmed as mounts.
Also, dubs
Literal crotch rockets
>>50145299
>>50145311
>>50145366
>>50145344
>>50145466
>>50145477
>giant wheels of cheese
>wargolem mechs
>rocks
>the internet
>scooter carts
>the gm
Giant Poros
>>50145466
>Reroll
That's pretty lame.
Now let's do weapons.
>>50145502
the dubs have spoken
Triple-ended dildo
>>50145508
Dildos.
>>50145508
War Dildo
has spiked and blunt versions
The French should be a race and a mount.
Lolis
The hard gaze of a disappointed father.
>>50145508
Fatman
Balloon animal
>>50145508
The Stoner Sword
>>50145508
katana
>>50145508
Dildos. All of varying sizes and shapes.They all do piercing damage
>>50144409
Mother who hates her child
Creative dance.
>>50145508
Weaponized cocaine.
>>50145508
Yellow
Indecipherable Captchas
Broomsticks.
A magic powered version of the Protectron's gaze from fallout 3.
>>50145508
semen filled condoms
>>50145508
Razor-sharp throwing bowler hats like oddjob
>>50145508
Let's just see what we missed:
>>50145555
>>50145508
Enemas
>>50145508
heavy books
Gattling shotguns
Mining & Engineering tools.
>>50145508
>>50145587
Comdom-filled semen
>>50145508
Shouting
>>50145508
Motherfuckers
>>50145577
Welp.
Also, clicky pens
>>50145508
The Word of Dog
Severe autism
>>50145559
Re-rolling, because everyone wants dildos.
>>50145508
Iron toilet brush
Halberds
Magic powered Laser rifles
>>50145508
Lukewarm, slippery handshakes with wet hands
Sovereign glue
The Hellfire from Borderlands
>>50145508
Attack helicopters
Magical sparkly ponies.
>>50145508
Challenger 2 tank
Headbutts
Endless drum of lubricant
>>50145508
The power of love
>>50145508
John Malkovich
>>50145700
Winrar
Love shall vanquish all
>>50145508
Body sweat
AIDS
>>50145508
Feminism.
>>50145508
>>50145700
The power of passing affection
I'll keep the thread going after we hit the limit.
>>50145508
Chimping out
>>50145508
Over sized War axes
Butts
>>50145508
Arm cannons.
>>50145508
F-14 tomcat
>>50145508
Cottages of all sizes and forms
>>50145508
Social Justice Winchester
Sturmgeschutz III
>>50145508
Roofalin
Squeaky hammers
>>50145508
Passive-agressive notes
>>50145508
The Goyim.
Social Justice Warriors
the Mauser C96
>>50145508
Nimitz-class aircraft carrier
>>50145749
Re roll
weaponized fingernails
Cat piss
>>50145508
Our Powers Combined
>>50145766
Shut it down.
chainsaws
The Patriarchy
>>50145749
ONCE more
>>50145733
>>50145766
Nice
>>50145640
Rerolling for autism
>>50145802
>Rerolling
>>50145799
>ONCE more
>>50145779
>Re roll
Fucking cancer.
White Privilege
Glocks
Clown shoes
>>50145508
Jewish sorcery
>>50145508
Baseball bat
Remington 870
>>50145508
Weaponized Plutonium
Hershey squirts
>>50145811
2real4me
>>50145508
Lego
>>50145809
You're upset
Weapon: smegma
Loads of money
This
New thread: >>50145851
Autism
>>50145508
Fists
Aloha Snackbars