Would the Doom Marine be able to survive in the world of Warhammer?

>>50100603

Survive? Hell, if this was DOOM II he'd go into the eye of terror with nothing but the chainsaw and a berserker pack and rip out khorne's daemon heart, then turn the skull throne into a .wad to frag further opponents over LAN.

>>50100603
Yes. Probably better than most, as he isn't just immune to demonic energy but actually grows stronger the more he brutalizes poor demons.

Also he runs at like fucking Mach 10 and can fit eight different weapons up his ass.

>>50100632
Is he fucking Caldor Draigo?

>>50100661
Draigo wishes

>>50100661
No, Doomguy doesn't swing that way, much to Kaldor's dismay.

>>50100603
Doom Marine confirmed OP

I wonder how the non demon factions would react to someone like him and his power

By which you mean Warhammer Fantasy and not 40K? Closes both polar gates with his dick singlehandedly.

In 40K, he's a lost primarch, Terra gives him a chapter of marines and although the marines die, Doom Marine closes the Eye of Terror with his dick.

>>50100735

Wait, do you mean he's broken mechanically or he started this threat to stroke his own ego?

>>50100603
Depends on who's writing the fanfic. The 40,000th Butthurt Legion will claim Doomguy is, at best, a Kasrkin or something dealing with infinitely less powerful versions of demons than in 40k because woe to the poor faggot who doesn't worship the poorly written shit pressed out of the unwiped asscheeks of the Black Library fiction.

>>50100777
>>50100758
I picture the 40k, with its space marines and Tech priests all marvelling/envy/disgust at the sight of doom guy for various reasons

>>50100603
He's what's in the Grey Knight box.

You decide if that qualifies as "survives" when he's the final solution when all else fails.

>>50100777
no fuckin way

He rode a massive point blank explosion that ruined the majority of the surface of a planet and sent him across dimensional barriers.

>>50100777

Most "Doomguy in 40k" usually just devolve into how badly he fucks the warp up.

Would the world of Warhammer be able to survive the Doom Marine?

>>50100820
Doomguy's a bit of a paradox because he uses demon-enhanced power armor, and is fueled on by demonic magic he consumed from destroying demons.

But he's also extremely pro-human, lead an order of hell-paladins, hates anything demonic, and has not become a demon.

So how this would work in 40k would be weird. He'd essentially be the only successful example of "use Chaos against Chaos".

>>50100951
>devolve

I think you mean "explode with awesomeness"

>>50100985

and if the imperium decided WOAH THERE THAT'S HERESY I don't think he'd give a fuck. He'd rip and tear through every fucking smurf they sent his way and be thankful for the free boltguns doing it.

>>50100966
thats really the question here

>>50100985
Malal approves of this.

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>>50100927
I need a writefag for this. Fuck, that's a nice idea.

>>50100603
have you never even fucking looked at this board for longer than three seconds?

>>50100603
>it's this thread again
Might as well skip half of the thread, and ask this question:
Doomguy vs. Samus, set in 40k. Who wins?

>>50100661
>>50100687
>>50100727
Ok, that was hilarious, but I'll rephrase: is he Kaldor fucking Draigo?

>>50100985
>he uses demon-enhanced power armor, and is fueled on by demonic magic he consumed from destroying demons.
All of that is from the night sentinels though.

>>50101213

Now that one gets a lot tougher. What suit does samus have? I'm assuming full upgrades.

>>50101213

They team up and everyone else is screwed.

>>50101213
The two lost Primarchs, one the emperor sealed into the grey knights doomsday box and the other lost her place because she was a girl. Samus was exiled to a Kroot/Chozo planet and is only now returning from deep space after tailing tyrannid horde back to the galaxy.

>>50101111
Literally just play the new DOOM game.
That's literally the introduction.

>>50101272
I would say Samus and Doomguy are screwed. By each other

So, who'd win in a daemon ripping contest? Doom Guy or Sly Morbo?

https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI

>>50101636

Yeah, they'd be overwhelmed by the ferocity of their frenzied lovemaking.

>>50100603
We've been over this many times.

Doom Guy would win 40k.

>>50100770
kek

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Was about to ask how well pic related does in the 40k universe, but it looks like someone beat me to it.

Oh well. How does she fair /tg/?

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>>50101727
BROWSE THE FUCKING BOARD FAGGOT

>>50101727

Everyone generally agrees that she is a lost primarch, written out of the histories for being female and raised by xenos. She has no desire to serve the emperor, destroy xenos, or lead an army.

This also explains the face concealing armor: Samus is trying to maintain a low profile as a bounty hunter.

Given the number of times planets blow up soon after she visits them, how successful she is at that secrecy is a matter of debate.

>>50101213
Samus blows him the fuck out because she comes from a planet with literally 800x Earth's gravity and didn't immediately get turned into goo. This means, being able to just walk and jump on a world with 800x Earth's gravity, that samus on a normal grav planet could literally jump over a fucking skycraper, run around 500mph or even faster, and have a body so dense her flesh would be harder than granite.

>>50101334
>Doomguy
>A fucking Priamrch
Can this meme stop? It's debatable if he's even comparable to a single space marine without meme bullshit.

>>50101236
Draigo wishes to be like him.

>>50101727
This is how I see it: Doomguy slaughters the Chaos gods and Samus wipes out the Tyranids. They team up to breed and create a master human race that overcomes all other xenos.

>>50101752
>Everyone generally agrees
nah

>>50101727
>>50101752
As a 40kfag, she's stronger than basically everybody else in warhammer on count of her coming from a world with 800x Earth's gravity. The fact that she was able to survive just as a child means she had posthuman physiology even before the Chozo upgraded her.

>>50101213
Doom guy v samus now that i want to see

>>50101727
The Lost Primarch of the Blood Ravens.

The reason they steal shit is because of an ancient drive to find things Samus could adapt into her armour.

>>50101251
i dont buy him being from them or one of them maybe in the eons he spent fighting demons through dimensions and time he helped the night sentinels but if anything the seraphim juiced up original doomguy to get the preator suit

>>50101762
nigga, you must be joking. even if you only consider tha latest doom game, we are talking about a man so angry he went into a hell dimension, ripped apart the best that world had to offer and came back. are you trying to compare THAT to a space marine?

>>50100603
>Doomguy vs Slaanesh
Initially looks like Slaanesh will win by enjoying the new sensation of having the shit kicked out of it, but will eventually get bored by Doomguy's dogged determination to destroy, and implode upon the realisation

>Doomguy vs Nurgle
Nurgle is both huge and has huge exposed guts. Goes about as well for Nurgle as you'd expect

>Doomguy vs Tzeentch
Tzeentch lays out a billion complex illusions, subtle traps and maddening misdirections, only for Doomguy to ignore them all and punch his face in

>Doomguy vs Khorne
The warp trembles as they fight, but Khorne finally falls to the only thing in the galaxy more pissed off than he is.

>>50100603
He's listed under the options of how to conduct an exterminatus, so I'd say yes.

>>50101916
He is, because he's probably the same guy that gets hilariously triggered every time doomguy gets brought up in 40k.
It's best to just sit back and lap up the tears.

>>50101727
Quick question: since Fusion, isn't Samus technically organically bonded to her suit? Like, the metroid dna and some crazy science made it an extension of her body or something?

>>50101269
Samus - full upgrades, but only whatever her suit provides. Not sure whether that would include Phazon.
Doomguy - both his arsenal from Doom games, including BFG AND whatever hand-carried weapons he can scavenge from 40k universe.

>>50100661
Nope. Draigo is smalltimes compared to Doomguy.

>>50101933
Well, she absorbs x-parasites to heal and replenish her suit, as well as to get upgrades. She can also download upgrades that are then converted to physical components and energy beams. I'd say at this point, she's pretty much a top-notch human/metroid/chozo cyborg with gene/techno stealing abilities that would make the Tyranids blush.

>>50101977
There would be no victor, because the shear godly force of their fight would rip open a new hole in the Materium and form a new chaos god.

>>50101977

I'd say Samus has a slight advantage, in that I honestly can't think of a weapon Samus carries that wouldn't blow Doomguy to gibbets if it hits him. Doomguy has weapons like the BFG that can kill her back, but he also carries a bunch of guns that don't hurt her at all. All it would take is for him to start the battle with the wrong weapon out and he might not get the chance to correct that mistake.

That said, at this point int heir carrers they have BOTH gone up against entire worlds and armies and come out on top with no backup. This might be one of those fights that ends with both of them, out of ammo, trading punches on the ruins of a shattered world after days of fighting until one of them passes out from sheer exhaustion.

>>50102031

> have a fight so epic a new chaos god is born
> the chaos god immediately dies because it formed too close to your still ongoing fight
> you never even knew it was there

>>50102039
NOW let's assume they fight with no upgrades, no armor, no nothing. Only their bodies and training in the fight. Then who wins?

>>50101213
Why would Doomguy fight her unless she starts it? He seems to only rip demons apart, and Samus isn't killing humans.

Rather, I'd like to see their teamup.

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>>50100770
Yes

>>50102091

I guess it depends on whether you buy that "800x earth gravity" stuff in Samus' backstory.

>>50102116
It's one of those "dubiously canon" moments. Technically there, but only vaguely acknowledged, if at all.

>>50102091
Doomguy gets an erection looking at Samus & makes babies.

>>50102039
>DOOM guy
>exhaustion

>>50100603

Yes, no problem. Finally someone crossing over from an even more crapsack dystopia than 40k.

In the grim future of the fortieth millennium... everything is actually a big improvement from what Doom Marine is used to.

>>50102142
>Gets an erection
>Implying he doesn't have a perma-boner from demon slaying

>>50102142
Is he ok with soft downy feather pubes?

>>50102239
Then it's perfect. He has a perma-boner, and she's constantly wet from blowing up space pirates. Their children would form the basis of a new legion, one that soundly conquers the galaxy for humanity.

>>50102239
>implying SamASS isn't significantly hotter than all of hell

>>50102290
Touche.

>>50102290
It's not that he finds hell hot, or even that he finds slaughtering demons in increasingly violent manners hot. It's that he is just so. Goddamned. PISSED. At all times for the last couple thousand years or so that he can't properly express all of his rage so the extra just kinda goes somewhere. Basically, he wants to kill those fucking demons so badly that his dick is hard.

>>50100736
Well those with brains and a little self preservation would fuck off as far as they can. He probably won't go on rampage against eldar or tau if they don't do something really stupid.

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>>50102290
Obligatory hot partially-armored Samus dump.

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>>50102281
Legion? I think their first child would make Emperor look like a pussy.

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>>50102497

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>>50102512

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>>50102529

>>50102473
Man. Putting that armor on to purge xenos sure makes her hard.

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>>50102570
Not hot, but I just like this one.

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>>50102609
>erotic aphyxiation performed by powerarmoured dominatrix

>>50102655
consider some autoerotic asphyxiation

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>>50101919
Is this man capable of greater anger than Khorne?

>>50100985
>lead an order of hell-paladins
I don't think we're meant to take "he wore the crown of the Night Sentinels" that literally.

>>50101762
>Can this meme stop? It's debatable if he's even comparable to a single space marine without meme bullshit.
He brought down a Hell Titan according to Hell's archivist or whoever that is in the Slayers testaments. Space Marines are weaker than shit if you go by WH40k vidya.

>>50101933
Yeah, basically. I'm not sure she can even take it off anymore.
Of course, the suit was apparently always some kind of magical girl appears-from-thin-air bullshit, according to Other M.

>>50102691
Way ahead of you.

>>50101762
>It's debatable if he's even comparable to a single space marine without meme bullshit.
The guy literally absorbs hell energy to heal himself and make himself stronger. Also, it doesn't strike me as a coincidence that every location in hell is portrayed as a ruin.

>>50102826
>Other M
Other what? Are you talking about that weird noncanon fanfic that Sakimachi put out a few years ago?

>>50102826
It's been that way in Prime, Zero Mission & otherwise. She can materialize her suit & remove it any time she wants.

>>50101213
>Doomguy vs. Samus, set in 40k. Who wins?
The porn industry

I really love Space Pirates of the old Zebesian and especially Prime 2 style, LASER PINCERS are one of my greatest desires in this world.

>>50100985
So... Malal.

I hate the way modern GW interprets chaos as a whole. By their own nature they can't accomplish anything because they are even more likely to fuck themselves simply by proximity.

Using the term "forces of chaos" is an paradox that collapses as soon as it's formed

>>50102896
Is it coded into her genes? I wouldn't be surprised, given that it's chozo tech. I remember reading that the chozo made it exclusively for her, and no one else can use it. It seems like energy-to-matter conversion and visa versa.

>>50102920
This

Space pirates are rad, and the Metroid series aesthetic is really underrated as a whole.

>>50101727
-Lost female Primarch, never made a legion.
-Fights ultra powerful xenos and vampiric organisms on par with enslavers.
-incorporated old one(or similar) tech with her own
-basically a one man exterminatus
-doesn't afraid of anything

>>50102727
If Khorne makes his daughter cry 40k universe will have one Warp less. Like literally all the Warp will be destroyed. Forever.

>>50102920
I always loved the fact that Samus was considered a semi mythical force of destruction to the Pirates, and that the reason they made so many utterly retarded decisions was because they considered them the lesser of two evils.
They seriously think that creating barely controllable, titanic forces of destruction is the sensible choice when they hear she's in the neighborhood

>>50102969
The armor's just as much magic as it is biologically connected to her nervous system. There's a reason why the SA-X could copy her armor by infecting her.

>>50102727
He killed the creator deity.

Khorne is stuck in a single galaxy by a golden fella.

Asura wipes 40k out like a bug on a windshield.

>>50103047
Even without, the man's so angry at the concept of gods that when offered "Hey, you can be the god of this universe, while I fuck off to another one and find an heir there", he punched the asshole in the head so hard and so many times that the final boss started fucking up the QTE's to dodge his attacks (and CAUSED his daughter to cry in doing so).

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>>50102116
>"800x earth gravity"
That fucking Star Wars canon writer syndrome
>the MKII laser turrets fire 6000 terawatt lasers each making them a very powerful anti-infantry cover system for the common dropship

I get a silly picture of two big armored buff sting as fuck space marines awkwardly asking Doom Guy if they can get some of his DNA in a cup to add to there marine genepool

>>50101916
Wow, look at all that information with zero context. As far as we know from the SINGLE comic about Doom, Doomguy is neither stronger, faster, or more durable than a space marine. He wins because demons for the most part are little better than humans.

Now get back when Doomguy can dodge hypersonic projectiles, lift 20 tons, and survive being cut in half above the pelvis.

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>>50102800
Because 40k vidya is all shit and primarily made by Relic who hasn't picked up a single fucking 40k book of any sort. Space Marines can dodge supersonic and hypersonic projectiles, capable of ludicrous, instantaneous acceleration, lift twenty tons, survive bisection or major organ loss, have instant formation of scar tissue. Going by the RPG books too they can actually carry an Earthshaker cannon on their backs.

>>50103399
He outruns his own rockets, he dodges non-hitscan projectiles like Cyberdemon's rockets just fine & most demons are more durable than some Zombieman.

>>50103399
There are marines supposed to be capable of dodging hypersonic projectiles? 20 tons in a power armor I can get, cut in half, yeah, but fuck dodging hypersonic shit on anything except luck

>>50103399
>bringing up the comic
Doomguy 2016 is only Doomguy 2016 and MIGHT be Doomguy 1993.

>>50103466

Thats not feasible to balance, a single marine would fight an army. thats retarded on an RTS.

Also tabletop marines are comparable to DoW Marines, not to mention a lot of the shit they fight is just as strong.

Its mostly imperial guard that is misrepresented in DoW, they should be 200x more.

Fluff =/= game

>>50103294
How powerful is 6 quadrillion watts?
Could it blow up the Earth?

>>50103580
I don't know how much damage it would do, but I know the average household stove in Star Wars is capable of that

>>50103580

I believe you need somewhere around 6000 watts of laser applied for one second to burn a hole through a dude. So that laser should be able to punch holes in about a trillion dudes per second. So definitely a viable anti-infantry weapon, heh.

>>50103580
>>50103626
One watt is one joule per second.
Hiroshima was about 63 TJ. Running the laser for one millisecond is only barely weaker than Little Boy.

>>50100603
Would be?
No. Not because he isn't good enough based on merits, but because in the 40k universe no one is good enough. The God emperor, khorne, the swarmlord, none of them live without their entire faction backing them. You can't fight 10000 enemies at once at range, and you can't fight for years at a time. Without the Imperium, he wouldn't live, and his armor and tech would be labeled heretical.

He wouldn't take Chaos' side because he fucking kills demons.

Maybe if he found his way to the Tau he's so alright? Otherwise he'd be screwed.

>>50103719
>You can't fight 10000 enemies at once at range, and you can't fight for years at a time.
Doomguy is stated to have done exactly this for ages.

>>50101762
Doomguy is immune to the effects of low or high gravity. In the first game, he could not take falling damage.
Also, I've never seen someone defend Samus so hard. Did we talk shit about your Waifu?

>>50103719
The Eldar see him as some kind of monkey-Khaine and aid him knowing his crusade against Chaos can only ever buy them the time they need.

>>50103727
Against literal retards while possessing bottomless magazines

>>50100603
Wait until Doom 2: Infernal Boogaloo to see how OP he is with the Crucible, then we can talk.

>>50103399
Pics or it didn't happen

>>50103751
>literal retards

So just like everyone in 40k, then?

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>>50103727
>>50103751
Think he's supposed to have done that with a sword in the new canon

>>50103798
That's weird, image is fucked
http://i.imgur.com/X58zAIP.jpg

>>50103719
Have... have you not played Doom? He did exactly that in all of them, and between 2 and D44M he did exactly that, but for thousands of years.

>>50103727
And you don't think in a world with fucking space lasers that can glass a planet he would at some point be targeted for orbital bombardment if he had no fleet? You don't think that with heavy armor and artillery he would be injured over time? You don't think that any of the shit in universe can hurt him?

Sorry man. He's Damn good, and he's put up a real motherfucker of a fight against whatever faction came at him. But you can't think that on an open field he can survive being shot at by literally 10000 guns at once, along with artillery and tanks. If you do, you're fanboying too hard to make logical arguments and engage in serious debate. I'm definitely not saying he wouldn't be the baddest thing in the 40k universe. Just that space lasers and overwhelming small arms volley fire along with carpet bombing and concentrated armor are eventually going to kill anything.

>>50103153
Only after you *really* smash that B button.

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>>50103399
>Single comic
>Does not know about the novelization.

>>50103472
Wow, so he dodges videogame rockets moving impossibly slow that you can even see moving.

>>50103294
That's "writers are shit with numbers in general" syndrome

>An Empire of a million worlds!

>The Milky Way contains between 200 and 400 billion stars and at least 100 billion planets.

Not to mention the gut wrenching laughter I get every time they try to offer Imperial Guard troop numbers for some "apocalyptic" war of battle only for it to not even surpass something from WW2

>>50103711
Though the joules are expressed in a different way, they should cause earthquakes when they hit something even if they don't strictly explode.

>>50103294
>>50103580
>>50103711
Even Saxton (The insane numbers guy) normally sticks to total Joules per projectile.

>>50103798
Doomguy and Samus are both the ultimate pro-human posthumans. Doomguy was originally just a standard space marine who was exceptionally angry and badass enough to survive getting thrown into hell, where he slowly became more and more empowered by the slaughtering of demons until he no longer aged, needed to eat or sleep, could heal himself with demonic carnage, got an armor upgrade, and could stand one-on-one with some manner of titan-sized demon.

If the Slayer IS the OG Doomguy (which he totally fucking is, c'mon) then he's long ceased to be human, and has become a force of nature that due to hell-fuckery has technically existed since the dawn of time. And he still fights to protect humanity from Hell.

Samus, meanwhile, was raised by aliens, and her entire portfolio is essentially a long list of adapting to and turning the technologies of hostile aliens back onto themselves due to her extreme resilience and adaptivity. She's much closer in mentality to an average human, but whereas Doomguy would spend 1000 years ripping demons apart with his bare hands if he had to, Samus goes in for adapting and ending her enemies as quickly and brutally as fucking possible.

If they got together, there would be no threat, demonic or xenos, that could stand in their way. The two are possessed of a furious determination that's remarkable even by the standards of action game protagonists.

>>50103746
It's from the nintendo fluff on her, the prequel manga.

Samus is made of 100% bullshittium.

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>>50103798
>>50103821

>>50103865
Confirmed for having never played Doom. Good to know. I strongly recommend you try it some time.

>Injured over time
When Doomguy murders a demon, his health gets restored. He can also get armor and ammunition by doing the same. As long as he is killing, he is effectively immortal.

And you're arguing that who would glass him from orbit? Chaos? Not personal enough. Every chaos force needs to be personally involved, for the emotional energy. The Imperium? They'd be falling over themselves to stand beside him. The Tau? He literally does not give two shits about the tau.
You seem to be arguing for the guard to fight Doomguy. Why the fuck would the guard turn on a human killing demons? If they are traitor guard, why is Doomguy fighting them instead of the ruinous powers?

>>50104103
>Not to mention the gut wrenching laughter I get every time they try to offer Imperial Guard troop numbers for some "apocalyptic" war of battle only for it to not even surpass something from WW2
To be fair the Eastern Front was basically the end of the world.

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>>50104184
I like the way you think.

>>50104034
What Doom novel.

There was never a Doom novel.

>>50104043
>rockets are slow
>flash outruns bullet
>muh bullets must be slow because Flash can see
>circular logic

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>>50100603
Yes. And unlike some other, shittier ''space marines'' he doesn't need a huge power armor and additional organs to do so in fact he started as a regular marine with standard uniform and equipment.

>>50104313
You are right. There were FIVE Doom novels. Four made for the first two games, one for Doom 3. Only the first four are any good though.

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>>50103561
>MIGHT be Doomguy 1993

it's literally the same fucking guy

>>50104390
>that guy in the back who's like 'you said you would wait for me before you started!'

>>50100603
He doenst even survive nightmare mode.
99% of speedrunners do ultra violence instead of nightmare

>>50104427
>the rest of the guys brought swords
Fucking pussies

>>50104383
The rockets we see at in the doom games move at slow, visible speeds. Being able to dodge them isn't very remarkable at all.

>>50104424
There was a movie too.

>>50104668
Them being slow in the game just means they're slow for Doomguy, not how fast they would be to a normal person.

>>50104103
>Not to mention the gut wrenching laughter I get every time they try to offer Imperial Guard troop numbers for some "apocalyptic" war of battle only for it to not even surpass something from WW2
That's one of the reasons i like the Cain Novels.
There's always an actual reason given for why the troop numbers are usually regiment quantity, and when there's cause for large scale engagements, the numbers are at least alluded to being larger than Earth scale conflict.

>>50104705
Bullshit, there's nothing to indicate that kind of delusion. DOOM is a videogame, the rockets fly at game speeds.

>>50104934

No delusion. His interpretation is just as valid as yours.
Remember we've only got Doomguy's POV to judge by. If rockets seem to move slowly, it's either because that's how they look to Doomguy, or because in the future on Mars, our rockets have been build to suck for no reason.

>>50101905
>>50100985

>human
>enhanced by seraphim
>demon forged armor
>fueled by demonic energy

It's like the Holy Fucking Trinity of demon slaughter.

>>50104934
>rockets naturally move slower than people
>Superman outraces speeding bullet
>not becauae Superman ia fast but speeding bullets are naturally slow

>>50105034
Then show where the game makers purposely made this so.

Because otherwise they just made rockets slow because it's cool and a fucking videogame. It's a game mechanic. Not a feat.

>>50104685
We. Don't.
We just. Don't.

>>50105717
It's officially recognized. The BFG in D44M is modeled after it.

>>50105674
When you show us.. uh, I dunno, the math required for a hypersonic projectile to be dodged by a guy in power armor that cannot climb wooden stairs.

>>50105674
The ability to dodge them shows that doomguy is fast enough.

>>50105741
>that cannot climb wooden stairs.
?

>>50105774
They're too heavy. Shit would break under them.

>>50102245
are you not?

>>50100777
You have no experience with the 40k fandom when it comes to Doom Guy, I see

It starts at "Doom Guy is a lost primarch" and escalates from there

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Speaking of primarchs, I was doodling Samus as a primarch just now. Figured this is the place to post it. Thoughts on the design? (that's a furred cloak billowing behind her. It just looks weird being unfinished)

>>50106307
I'd say there are too many screw attack symbols but it's 40k so really there aren't enough. Needs some icons of death or eagles and bigger pauldrons.

Otherwise pretty good.

>>50106307
I'm really not trying to start skub here, and I don't really care personally, but the pauldron shape combined with the lightning bolts make her evoke Stormcast aesthetics.

Looks great though! Disregard if you don't want additional input:
>ditch the fur for feathers/regular cloak
>make the pauldrons more like a cross between her regular pauldrons and terminator pauldrons
>add more fancy trim

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>>50100777
He's more like Sly Marbo mixed with Kaldor Draigo.

>In the first age, in the first battle,
>When the shadows first lengthened,
>One stood.
>He chose the path of perpetual torment,
>In his ravenous hatred he found no peace.
>And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains,
>Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
>And those who tasted the bite of his sword, named him...

>The Doom Slayer.

>>50106551
>GUITAR RIFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm932Sqwf5E

Seriously, what a fucking awesomely hilarious intro to a soundtrack.

>>50103294
So it fits right in with Warhammer "forget logic" 40k

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>>50101762

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>>50106566
Time for RIP AND TEAR!

>Tempered by the fires of hell
>His iron will remained steadfast
>through the passage that preys on the weak.
>He set forth without pity and hunted the >slaves of doom with barbaric cruelty.

>Unbreakable. Incorruptible. Unyielding.

>None could stand before the horde but the Doomslayer
>For he alone, was the Hellwalker.

>>50102911
Damn right, i would pay to see that showdown

>>50101236
in the new Doom (2016) they literally made him Draigo

>>50106705
>be demon
>get shitstomped by one guy
>make up some bullshit about Doomslayer as damage control

>>50106716
The sheer concussive force - from both ends - of demon-slayer dick in alien-hybrid vag produces cavitation bubbles in the fabric of Warpspace.

>>50106705
I love that the demons in Doom are a reality-conquering caste empire who value nothing but enslavement and violence, and then they're like "Fuck, that Doom Slayer guy is a BARBARIAN! What an unreasonably horrible murderer!"

>>50106727
>be demon
>get shitstomped by one guy
>look around, all OTHER demons get shitstomped as hell.
>Bullshit legend is developed, putting Doomguy as the singlemost dangerous thing they know of; the boogieman of hell

>Thousands of demons spend much of their time biting their nails in terror for when the time will come for some stupid chucklefuck to open THAT particular pandora's box

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>>50106779
Pic related is the skull of the last warrior Hell tried to use to stop Doomguy.

The unanimous agreement after he got roflstomped was "Alright, fuck combat, let's drop a building on him and see if that'll knock him out long enough for us to shove him in a box or something"

>>50102039
Or it ends with a date. Who knows, love can bloom even on the battlefield.

I need to either find or request some Doom/metroid art.

>>50106832
There is a surprising drought of Doomguy-Samus Rule 34.

It's damn heretical, is what it is.

>>50106566

>Argent Tower is sound visualizer.

Nice touch.

>>50106844
Damn porn artists don't know where the money's at.

>>50106576
Pretty much, yeah

>>50106631
Moody 12-year-old Samus is hilarious.

>>50106830
It's a shame we don't fight a massive boss in the game having Cyberdemons and Masterminds as bosses is fine and all but something new wouldn't hurt.

>>50106899
Agreed, would have loved to see something else. Nonetheless the game was bloody amazing from start to finish.

>>50106844
I'm the anon who drew >>50106307
I've never drawn porn before, but I'd be willing to give it a shot for my two favorite shooter game protagonists.

>>50106987
It doesn't need to bee porn, just make it cute and/or romantic.

>>50107044
Working on a comission right now. But I'll do some stuff later and post it in another 40k "who are the lost primarchs" thread.

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>>50107068

>>50107068
You'll be doing the world a great service, anon. Best of fortune to you.

>>50107096
>best part of the whole game

>>50107096
Finding that toy felt great. Where do they sell these things?

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>>50107143
these things are on amazon

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>>50107096
>>50107103
Just a quick sketch of something that I think fits them and is romantic. If you approve, this is the concept I will move forward with.

>>50107320
So cute.

>>50107320
Adorable.

On a semi-related note I wonder what wacky bullshit space pirates would get up to with argent energy/demon tech.

>>50107320
>Holding hands
2lewd

>>50107096
I remember someone on /v/ got butthurt because it's ''le randumb''.

>>50101653
RIP AND TEAR her hymen

>>50107320
This raises a question.

Who's taller, Doomguy or Samus?

>>50107320
A++ fuckin' adorbs

>>50107468
Samus. Chick's fuckin' huge. Doomguy's isn't short, but he's more stocky.

>>50101795
>>50101762
>>50100777

You need to try to switch up your writing to samefag less.

You faggot.

>>50107468
Samus, by almost a half a foot. Though Doomguy's as wide as a door.

>>50107518
>Calling posts from 6-8 hours ago a samefag.
Yeah, way to put the fear into them.

>>50107468
Samus is about 6'3'' out of her power armor and about 7' in the power armor, iirc. But she's only about 200 lbs. I bet Doomguy is heavier.

>>50107468
>Who's taller, Doomguy or Samus?
Samus-kun, Samus-kun, six-foot-twenty fucking killing for fun.

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>>50107393
>someone on /v/ got butthurt

Stop the fucking presses.

>>50107575
Which is why they'd work well together. Stout strength and lightning bruiser. Samus can go ball-form and get hurled by Doomguy like shot-put.

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>>50106899
>>50106922

Gotta save some things for the sequel.

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>>50107575
>Samus is about 6'3'' out of her power armor and about 7' in the power armor, iirc
She's 6'3 IN the armour, outside of that one nintendo power comic which should be filed in the same place as Captain N.

Depending on the thickness of his power-boots and power helmet, demon killing man could very well end up being taller, provided he was 6' or more to begin with.

>>50107468
Samus is built like steel cable, thin but strong. Doomguy is built like a brick shithouse that somebody decided to reinforce with armor plating and hate.

>>50105717
I never had anything be so exactly what I expected, I was surprised in fact by how exactly what I expected a DOOM Movie to be like it was.

Not how close it was to the DOOM movie I hoped or feared for, but that it was exactly the kind of movie I would expect a videogame like DOOM to be made into.

It was surreal.

>>50107605
Can't wait for Doomguy and VEGA escapes hell.

>>50107706
The fact that he bothered to take VEGA and then nothing came of it was so weird.

>>50107671
Agreed, movie was "decent" could have been much much better but it's still enjoyable for me.

>>50107596
Fastball special?

>>50107636
I like to think a large part of DoomGuy's rage comes from short man syndrome.

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>>50107649

No, Samus is built like a series of carbon nanotuuuuuuuuuuubes!

>>50107751
Yes. It was adequate. The Rock was pretty okay in it.

>>50107731
Pretty sure it'll be significant in the sequel.

>>50107793
Argent hell tubes?

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>>50106922
not gonna lie i was at full mast from start to finish. fucking intense game.

>>50100927
>He's what's in the Grey Knight box.
>>50100985
>He'd essentially be the only successful example of "use Chaos against Chaos".

So THATS where they shoved malal!

malal doomguy 2016

>>50103399
>ignore the lore of the GAMES and instead focus on one comic.

Do you just not like your watch being in the same category as the big bully Doom Guy?

>>50103466
>Because 40k vidya is all shit and primarily made by Relic who hasn't picked up a single fucking 40k book of any sort

This is a good thing imho

>>50107964
I love how he bitches about the games being unrealistic of Spuss Murhen prowess, and then point to the FFG stat tables, which were so incredibly imbalanced someone once made a hypothetical Blood Angel who could run faster than a Bughatti Veyron, and a Storm Warden who could juggle terminators.

>>50107320
I wonder what their kids will be like.

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>>50108018

Oh, that's easy, anon.

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Is this the "Lost primarchs in vidya" thread?

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>>50108032
I was hoping for someone less obvious, but okay.
>>50108035
This is the burning love thread.

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>>50108133
How about him?

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>>50108251
I prefer him.

>>50108279

Golden armour, giant pauldron, incoherent rage. Seems legit.

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>>50108018

>implying all the genetic splicing hasn't left Samus barren
>implying the Chozo didn't explicitly design her like this, because for a warrior, children just get in the way
>implying this isn't why she puts so much stock in infants

>>50108328
life finds a way

>>50101977
The fight would probably go to Samus, but only because of the sheer retarded power scale of Metroid weapons/the writers lack of scale

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>>50108345

Not where Samus is concerned; shit mostly just tends to die around her.

>>50108367
>80s action movie-level plot
>Samus and Doomguy have a kid
>Hellcult Space Pirates steal them away to keep them from growing up to be a cyborg war demigod
>youdonefuckedup.jpeg
>Mama and Papa have to literally go to Hell and back for their child

BONUS SCENE
>Child turns out to be like Jack-Jack from the Incredibles, but with super strength and weird bird-alien tech-magic right out of the package.

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>>50108018
I dunno, but I spent a few more minutes on it specifically for you fucks. It'll be much more detailed when done.

>>50108497
You're a true saint, anon. Not to mention a pretty fuckin' good drawfag to just pop by a thread and drop some art.

>>50100603
Yes.

>>50108406
>They're in the middle of Hell arguing over directions
>"Samus, listen. I've spent literal thousands of years killing demons here, I think I know where I'm going."
>"Really? Are you sure about that? Because we've passed this eviscerated demon three times already."
>"WOMAN, I HAVE A DEMON DEATH CULT FOLLOWING, I THINK I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING"
>"Yeah, but does your 'Demon Death Cult' come with the map you obviously need?"
>"FUCKING DAMN IT"

>>50108497
Its suddenly shockingly apparent how similar those two suits of armor are when the colors are gone. Huh.

>>50103525
Yeah, but they still die to spears.

>>50108522
D'awww, thank you.

>>50108406
Sounds legit, the kid would be a more focused version of the Emperor that makes demons shit themselves at night.

>>50108555
I find this more adorable then it has any right to be.

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>>50108497

Dude. You are the hero we don't even deserve, yet got anyway. Fuckin' awesome, mate.

>>50108497
this is so fucking cute

>>50108555
>Doomguy sitting outside of an armoury
>"Goddammit, how long does it take for you to choose a fucking gun? we've been here for over an hour!"
>"I'm accessorizing"
>"Accessorizing? why the fuck for? they're guns! they kill demon death cultists the same as anything else!"
>"Oh like you're one to talk, mr. 'I have 8 different guns that I carry with me everywhere'"
>"YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE. DON'T YOU MAKE ME COME IN THERE WOMAN!"
>Steps out dressed to the nines with ammo belts hanging from both shoulders, a belt of grenades, a RPG launcher and a mini-gun from behind both shoulders, a variety of pistols strapped to her legs and holding a small tactical nuke in her hand. All of which, does indeed, match and compliment her looks.
>"Bite me 'Captain Rip n' Tear'"
>Doomguy staring in love
>".... okay I gotta admit, that does look good"

>>50108328

>Implying that would stop DOOMGUY tier gene-seed.

*Condom breaks*

This starts playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

Welp time for another womb level.

>>50108697
>samus
>choosing a gun
>wearing magazines
>not just absorbing the whole collection into her armor

>>50108767
Replying to myself here but.

Level 2: Belly of the Beast.


Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>50108773
>the moment he compliments her all those gubbins turn into light an get absorbed
>she just took so long cuz she likes those calm, insightful moments he gets
>...just as much as she like when he's royally pissed

>>50108767
>Samus and doomguy come home from a night out, enjoying each other's company and killing a pack of imps
>Find the door to their home broken into
>Rush in, find the baby sitter, a blend of every 80's action hero ever, brutally murdered
>Samus finds the baby missing with a ransom note, taunting them and threatening to use their child in an unholy sacrifice.
>Doomguy and Samus look at each other.
>this starts playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig

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>>50108018
Well one of their kids wanted to be an engineer.

It becomes even more fuckey when you add runes to the equation. Doomguy equipped with
>Armored Offensive (gets armor for every melee kill he performs)
>Seek and Destroy (can leap to an injured enemy from 50 feet away and melee kill them)
>Rich Get Richer (infinite ammo if armor is over 75)
Would LITERALLY be unstoppable. He'd be able to take on entire armies and win.

>>50100603
The doom guy is a lost primarch haven't you not figured it out yet?

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>>50108806
>Doomguy wants to do something nice for Samus
>Has no idea what to do
>Calls his buddy John
>"Hey John, I need some advice man."
>"Why you asking me?"
>"You've been in a relationship for a while right? I need to know what girls like."
>"Christ, Guy, you're not twelve. Just... I don't know, do something you would enjoy with her."
>"We enjoy killing aliens and demons, and that's all we ever do. Come on, what do you usually do for Cortana? Just some examples?"
>"Not sure I'd be a good adviser then, because it's usually her doing things for me, if you catch my drift. Just like, get her flowers or something?"
>Doomguy goes to pick fleshy possessed murder flowers from Hell for Samus, she still keeps them watered to this day

>>50108849
Samus had some explaining to do with their second son.

>>50108767
>>50108795
>song starts playing
>"Where the fuck is that coming from? What the fuck is that?"
>"Samus, need you to be honest here, you can hear the metal too?
>"Yeah, what the fuck is that?"
>"It's my theme song"
>"What the fuck? Do you ve stereo hidden in your pec's pecs or something?"
>"I have no idea where-"
>"Wait a fucking minute here, how come I don't have a theme song?"
>"Did you ever punish hell for pissing you off?"
>"...fuck you"
>"You already did."
>"Fucking... goddamn it"

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>>50108917
>Samus had some explaining to do with their second son.

>>50103466
grognar confirmed

>>50104034
>>50104034
Geez what a blast from the past. I remember that was the hottest thing when I was in grade school. We all took turns reading the book and thought it was the shit

>>50108924
Or it turn out Doomguy has some Apache(or insert a more appropriate aboriginal clan) in him.

Would explain a few things

>>50101213
Depends. If represented in a 2d format, Samus wins every time. If 3d Doomguy wins.

Anyone know good flash Metroidvania's?

For the life of me, I cannot find an image macro or anything that has Doomguy statted out.

I KNOW this has been done in the past. I've done it myself once in a fit of rage. Can any other Anons lend a hand?

>>50108953
>Or it turn out Doomguy has some Apache(or insert a more appropriate aboriginal clan) in him.
>Would explain a few things
Maybe it's the other way around. Maybe Turok is the ancestor of Doomguy.

>>50109010
What was the mystic ideal behind Turoks again? Are they just destined to hunt monsters? The wiki says nothing but I remember from one of the older games it was some kind of destiny.

>>50109010
All badasses are connected through the Currents of Badassery that underlie all of existence. You just gotta be a bad enough dude/chick to tap into that power, and become one with the BAMF-Force.

>>50108917
>>50108918
/tg/ you really need to stop fueling my rampant ship-boner for Samus and Doomguy.

Incidentally, now that we've had two shit Metroids in a row, and Doom and Wolfenstein both got absolutely bitchin' remakes, could some divine game-developer please grace us with an Ultra-HD, back-to-basics, awesome story Metroid game?

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>>50109131
>Incidentally, now that we've had two shit Metroids in a row, and Doom and Wolfenstein both got absolutely bitchin' remakes, could some divine game-developer please grace us with an Ultra-HD, back-to-basics, awesome story Metroid game?
Maybe one day, anon.

>>50108767
This would work too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig

>>50107393
>/v/
>/vg/
>/vp/
>/tv/
All these boards are unmitigated shit. Were it not a ghost town, I imagine /trv/ would be shit as well.

>Metroid is heavily inspired by Aliens
>DOOM was an Aliens game before they changed it, still keeping UAC = Wayland-Yutani & more
Pottery

>>50108869

This is exactly what I used to breeze through the game on my second play through.

Infinite rail gun shots with a maxed out siege mode is pretty much easy mode.

>>50109184
We all know the real theme song for such an event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

>>50109775
I played Nightmare, I could never keep my armor that high so I just went savagery + seek and destroy + intimacy is best.

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>>50108497
Might as well post another update before I go to bed. I'll try to finish the lines tomorrow.

>>50110586
Would be better shooting at each other's enemies.

>>50110586
I hope you can fit in some 40k daemons.

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>>50109398
pottery?

>>50103399
>As far as we know from the SINGLE comic about Doom
???? Four games (not including xpaks, remakes, or spinoffs) and six novels. The comic is most likely a noncanon gag - it was only distributed at a game convention.

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>>50110586
You should put them on a mountain of corpses.
I mean, it's reminiscent both of the original Doom art AND of Conan the Barbarian art.

>>50107649
This is like, my favorite comment of this entire thread

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>>50108849
>Isaac Clarke one of the children of Samus and Doomguy

Eh.. hm... well, let's check the facts shall we?

Iron will? Check.
So-so on the unbreakable, but incorruptible and unyielding? Check.
Lone guy against a horde of horrors beyond the stars? Check.
Equipped with funky-ass weapons that will paste you faster than you can say "rip and tear"? Check
Tendency to survive where all others die? Check.

Man, I could just go on

>>50108018
>I wonder what their kids will be like.
Ellen Ripley, Isaac Clarke, Master Chief and Soldier G65434-2.

OBVIOUSLY, DUH.

>>50109131
>could some divine game-developer please grace us with an Ultra-HD, back-to-basics, awesome story Metroid game?
You mean AM2R? :^)

I kinda miss the Metroid Prime games

>>50108917
John as in... John-117?

>>50112222
>no Security Officer
>no Ranger
Four for four otherwise, Quadsman.

>>50112222
>Soldier G65434-2
Is that Quake man?

>>50112674
System Shock 2.

>>50112674
That's System Shock 2's PC. Q1 is Ranger, Q2 is Bitterman.

>>50100603

Doom Marine will survive Warhammer,
But will Warhammer survive Doom Marine?

>>50112678
>>50112682
Ah, thanks, never played the System Shock

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>>50112745

>>50108018
On long weekends, they leave the kids with (Great x a shitton) Grandpa Wolfenstien wherein they learn vital important lessons, such as 'fuck the nazis', 'how to overthrow the nazi empire', 'being mad but also introspective' and 'jewish supertechnology 101'.

>>50113145
IIRC canonically Doomguy is a descendant of BJ, so this works.

>>50108555
>>50108697
>Either of them
>talking

>>50112612
Yep. Cortana indulges him in his joi fetish
>>50113201
Ssh!

>>50108869
I remember using that exact combo for like 2 levels in my first playthrough. I just upgraded the chaingun to never overheat, and didn't release the mouse button for two levels.
Then I stopped because it felt like I was cheating.

>>50107731
It's just how they show that D44MGUY isn't completely without character. Without saying a word, you can get the feeling that he actually really cares about good guys.
>Listening to Hayden talk about acceptable risks while looking at a corpse, cracking his knuckles
>Breaks two demon-power-filters, but just rips the important part out of the last one to not leave humanity totally fucked when this is all over
>Goes to hit VEGA's delete key, hesitates, then slaps "backup program" and takes VEGA along for the ride

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This thread is proof we don't need other boards.

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>>50115556
That image is inaccurate.

Twas awesome afore it.

>>50113201
Samus speaks with text & grunts.

How would Master Chief go in the 40k universe?
Better or worse than a Space Marine?

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>>50116188

Or, in some legends, with the voice of Commander Shepard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG4ei3it8B0

>>50116393
About the same. The problem is the Imperium is so much larger than Masterchief.

>>50100603
Does doomguy have blood pressure issues?
Being so angry all the time, he has to have some. Especially if he maintains an anger fueled erection nonstop.

With Doomguy having dirty blonde hair, from a family line of super Polish people, and Samus having golden hair, I wouldn't be surprised if their child could pull a Blaskowitz and pass for some kind of Aryan super-bodybuilder, when in fact he's a half-Jewish, quarter-whatever, quarter-alien.

>>50116437
THis. this. A thousand times this.

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>>50116393
Far worse than the Ancient Humans.

>>50101111

That's literally the plot of the new DOOM game. Basically TL;DR, you were fucking up the demons shit so fucking hard that the only option they viably had to deal with you was tricking you to fall into a trap, sealing you in a coffin because they were too terrified to actually kill you, and trapping you in a tomb for millions of years till some humans came along and let you out.

>>50112222
>Master Chief
ONI is alive so unlikely

Anyone got any Samus/Doomguy rule 34?

>>50117221
Nonexistent.

>>50117224
Can we get someone to make some?

>>50117248
Have some lewd hand-holding
>>50110586

>>50113201
They talk all the time. Just not when they're working. They're professionals, dude.

>>50117148
>the only option they viably had to deal with you was tricking you to fall into a trap, sealing you in a coffin because they were too terrified to actually kill you, and trapping you in a tomb for millions of years till some humans came along and let you out.


The ceiling fell and he was trapped and not able to kill.

>>50117462
>Just not when they're working.
So they never talk, gotcha.

>>50117507
>tfw you never find who Joson was

>>50117556
Well, not while they're working. That's just for long, meaningful looks or curt, serious nods.

I liked how the inifite world theory made .wads canon.
Doomhack, Moonman, and Demonsteele are my shit