I'm trying to build a tavern where corsairs and buccaneers

The salty Clam

The Cockswain's Cockwhore

The Randy Salmon

The Pounded Tuna

The Shit Comes In

>>50045842
The Virgin's Whore Hole

>>50045842
The Glory Hole

The Good Ship Venus.

Its a ship and a boat.
The Figurehead is a whore legs spread, atop a rampant penis.

>>50046085
I thought it was a whore in bed sucking a dead man's penis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHEX9EpIL7o

>>50045842
Your Mothers House

>>50045842
The Putrid Pussy

>>50045842
The same name of an inn tha appears in any setting I have that I stole from somewhere but have no idea where

The final mistake, all the walls are covered in pictures of famous people/boats/whatever from just before they went and did something that ended them

Satan's Leprous Cock

The Funky Fragrance

The Scurvy Solution (Tropical Cocktail bar run by an elderly, kind jamacian/carribean stand in)

Salvation from Storms (built from a wreckage, Strong hard drinks, half the bar glares at you soon as you look at them, the other half is too busy remembering traumatic experiences on the seas to look up from their drinks, barman may be former pirate captain)

The Grog Garrison (Popular with the navy but welcoming to most, not necessarily the safest drinkery for pirates, but definitely one of the cleanest, and no one mixes lime juice, rum and water better than the barman)

The Port in the Storm (More of a standardish place, somewhere almost familiar feeling, safe feeling, maybe have them serve a special, warming port)

Have each largish island have its own drinkery, and maybe a few like the Salvation dotted around less frequented areas, and try to give each one a unique theme catering to the name and area in question. Rougher waters will have rougher people frequenting them, which means rougher drinkeries

The Greased Keyhole

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>>50045842
The Free Willy

>>50045842
The Syphilitic Cunt's Fine Ale and Grog

or The Syphy-Cunt, for short.

Crusty Pus Filled Scabrous Cloaca of the Dead Whale

The Pirate's Booty Hole

>>50046254
Not really suited for ops thing but i might use that.

>>50046740
Cloaca of the Dead Whale has a nicer ring to it.

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>>50045842
Le Spicy Taco

Daddies Rusty Muffler

La puta y la ballena

Four Floors of Whores.

Granny Looters Dusty Cooter

>>50045842
Spank and Burn

The Smelly Rulebook

The Wimbly Bimbly

Paco's Dog Shit Tacos

>>50045842
Castrato Avacado

Beans and Anus (guess which type of "beans")

>>50045842
Burger king

Splatter Platter

>>50045842
The Cum-Guzzlin' Cuck & (Wife's) Sons

6 Pence and Your Mother

>>50046740
>>50046813

Whales don't have cloacas, they're mammals.

Ball Spatuala

The Nut Shack

>>50047005
I remember somebody thinking horses had cloacas on /mlp/
Or was it on /tg/ /co/ /mlp/ /tg/ /k/ and /v/ start to blend together after a while.

Aunties Salty Moss

>>50045842
The Salty Spitoon

>>50047005
so what your saying is that you can be raped by a whale?

>>50045842
The salty spitoon

>only tough pirates can enter

>>50047060

If your butt was big enough. And /tg/ has some huge assholes.

The Rusty Cheesegrater
Clammy Dandruff
Spunk and Mayonaise
Alcatraz Spumoni

>>50045842
The Ghoul's Touch

>>50045842
The Whores Afterbirth

Named after their stew.

The Tiny Pecker
The Anal Bead
The Crusty DIldo
The Unsanitary Washmaid
The Bloody Tampon
The Squeamish Cabin Boy
The Warty Bunyon
The Twisted WIlly

>>50047060
Nope. Can't rape the willing.

>>50047249
can't rape the whaling, you mean

>>50045842
The Salty Seamen.

Given it's name after a particularly rough night after the Half-Giant pirate Lord Whitebeard and his crew paid a visit and left their mark. To this day the tavern reeks of salt, leaving a faint taste of the ocean in the back of one's throat.

Most frequently asked questions:
"Arg mate, what kinda wood you built this place out of? I've never seen wood so white."

The Maid's Maidenhead

>>50045842
The Bourgeoisie Rate
Stinkfinger
The Sullied Manservant
Manhandled
Skullfuckers
The Purring Maggots
Captain Shits in a Bag

>>50047266
*groan*

Skunkjuice and TP
Shave and a Wax
Brown Pearl
Bleeding Oysters
Eye Pulp and Soft Socket
Mange and a Trim
Smegma and Brimstone

>>50045842
The Bruised/Purple/Blue Clam
>The place is owned by a whore who once was fucked so hard and so many times in one day that her pussy lips were bruised blue for a week. It's at that point she decided to seek a change in employment and used her savings to buy the bar. Challenged for a name, she figured it was as good a reason as any to name it that.
Pick one of the adjectives that sounds interesting phonetically good to you.

>>50045842
The Unwanted Booty (formerly called The Waterlogged Ass)

>>50047418
That'll do.
Thanks!

The Ten Tailed Cat

Yeah, its stolen from that old Warhammer comic but whatever

>>50047570
>ten tails
imagine!

>>50046631
kek

>>50045842
the Cabin Boy's Butthole

The Wet Wench

>>50045842
The Salty Spittoon

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The Blue Oyster

Oh wait that's the wrong kind of tavern...

100XP if you get the refrence.

You could always use this recent release... and it's free...

http://www.dmsguild.com/product/197211/Tavern-Name-Generator

>>50046194
Underrated post

>>50045842
I've said this a million times and I'll say it a million more if I have to.
Fuck off, Spoony.

The Leaky Bunghole

>>50051042
I understand that reference sir.

>>50045842
Bosoms and Brew

>>50050577

In America, TALK is CHEAP.

>>50045842
The Salubrious Nymph.

>>50045842
The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

>>50045842
Every time I see that faggot's face and remember him bitching about the emphasis people place on game balance I wish I could force him to play Exalted 2e with me. Pre or post 2.5 errata, it doesn't matter, I'd still make him feel like shit. Cunt can't acknowledge that other viewpoints have some validity.

>>50052030
Yeah, fuck Spoony.

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The Fish's Kiss

>>50045842
The rusty clit

The Red Lion
The Black Bull
The Blue Bear
The Brown Rooster
The [Colour] [Animal]
The Turquoise Tortoise

>>50045842

The Nine Horse Hitch.

>>50045842

What the fuck happened to Spoony? He hasn't updated his site in like eight months. Did he died?

>>50045842
The Krusty Kunt.

>>50045842
The Krustry Krab

>>50052916
His manic depression is probably rebounding.

>>50045842
To The Sailorman's Sinkhole

>>50045842
The captain's daughter
The salty ol' crag
The waterlogged wench
Rums & Rumps
Tequila & Titties

>>50045842
The Salty Mast is a tavern name a DM of mine actually used in a game.

>>50045842
Pearl's Nasty Clam

The bar is named after the barowner's wife (this is his own story) after she went voyaging with him for a full trip on his ship. After having spent the entire time not showering, her cunt was so frothy and filled with putridity that he had to enlist the help of his children to hold down and scrub the motherfucker. Now this was more than just a putrid cunt, this was more than just a simple pus-oozing disgusting clam of a vagina. She'd been out on the sea for FOUR YEARS with this man, and not once did she clean her pussy. So, steel wool in hand, him and his kids had to scrub their moms disgusting snatch. The act left him woozy and begging for unconsciousness, not unlike a hangover. Hence the barname.

Alternate name: The Aristocrats!

>>50052916
He is now streaming vidya on YT and jerks off after gluing his hand to his dick.

Last part may not be true

>>50045842
The I Tried To Have a Legitimate Business But This Fucking Pirates Showed Up Out Of Nowhere And Now My Tabern Is Filled With Ruffians And Whores

>>50050577
fucking police academy?
seriously?

I swear to god spoony looks just like this male sub who subs for mistress star in a popular BDSM series.

>>50045842
Sunken Norwegian.

>>50045842
I had a shitty dive bar called the Mermaid's Twat that was a universal constant. Every campaign had the Mermaid's Twat somewhere, from DnD to Shadowrun.

>>50046174
Either works, it depends on the version you're singing.

>>50056404
*mistress starla

>>50046254
That's from Locke Lamora. You're welcome man

>>50047005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT8sIT4vBUQ

>>50055866
He stopped streaming
He hasn't done anything in months.

have it be a Brothel and Breakfast named "Waffles, whores and whiskey"

>>50052916
April (most likely ex-gf now), has pretty much confirmed via twitter that is is a massive depression, and basically bailed on doing anything on his site. And just plays video games and watches wrestling all day.

>>50056983
>>50056761
Damn. Hope the guy's ok.

>>50045842
Nancy's Harbour Cafe.

Nancy may be old, but her beauty ain't fadin'.

>>50057549
He's given up on TSE
He'll mooch off Pateron for as long as he can until he fades away for good

>>50045842
The Sad Stallion