Describe your wand: it's length, wood and core. >Pictured:

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It's wood. Magic happens when I wave it around like a spazz.

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>>49979517
940 mm
Krupp-Stahl
Lead and powder

>>49979517
it's magic, I ain't gotta splain shit.

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>>49979517

A canister with various Arcane Saturated materials that act as a sort of magic capacitor that allows me to store portions of my power for use when the need for extra juice is needed.

Also acts as a foci for my magics as well.

>>49979517
3 1/2", poison oak, horse tail core
Barely channels, and makes the user miserable merely by holding it. The perfect wand for a potioneer

but OP, I can't show my wand! this is a blue board!

>>49979571
>Krupp-Stahl

Enjoy your stress fractures.

>>49979517
183 cm. Blackthorne, capped with steel on the bottom and a living elemental thunderbolt living in the tangled ball of golden thread at the top.

Strange runic carvings wend their way around the knobbled wood that pulse and glow in time to the frenetic dancing of said thunderbolt as it runs along the golden wires. Often mistaken for runes of power, their shifting nature is actually how rhe elemental communicates with its wielder.

They're mostly dirty jokes.

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>About 95 mm
>Human skin
>Bone

Sometimes I dramatically snap my fingers before I point it at something and they it explode. Electrical discharge sometimes occurs.

>>49979517
Ten Point Slugger, 33 inches of wood and nails


I can swing it and make you disappear. The disappearing bit involves a big sack and the trunk of my car, but this baby is what makes the magic happen.

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>>49979661

>>49979624
krupp stahl describes various types of steel (every steel krupp produced) from very hard to more soft and very Tough types
stress fractures weren't a problem with the StG 44

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>>49979517

>7.6"
>juniper
>plumbago

>>49979517
>>>/soc/

I got a gay ass wand and then I got a gay swan as a patronus fuck you this is why women shouldn't write

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Wands - too girly. A titanium staff with iron head more fitting.

>>49979517
13" Red Cedar. Ruin-dust core. Not sure which ruins, but apparently that city had some magic in it.

>>49980047
>>49979671
I've seen better compensator builds in official forums. Try again.

>>49979517
It's wood, and I do a mean redonda with it.

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size:5ft diameter
material:iron
core:divine nuclear fire

>>49980188
Why would you want the jobber's weapon?

>>49980209
Because as much as I like auntie Maya, Juggs is just a fucking gem of a character.

It was such a fucking let down watching him get stomped so hard.

This is my wand

>unzips dick

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Dogwood, with dragon heartstring. 12 and a quarter inches, very swishy.

Basically all my magic is super loud, super flamboyant, and super powerful.

>>49980244
>Basically all my magic is super loud, super flamboyant, and super powerful.

Like your butthole.

>>49980249
(you)

>>49980244
>Dogwood

Literally the plebbest choice. I mean seriously.

>>49980233
The great thing about angels is that they don't stay down, especially when sponsored by Metatron.

15 inches long, elder wood, Thestral tail-hair core, unyielding

>>49980278
Fucking fight me.

>"Dogwood is one of my own personal favourites, and I have found that matching a dogwood wand with its ideal owner is always entertaining. Dogwood wands are quirky and mischievous; they have playful natures and insist upon partners who can provide them with scope for excitement and fun."

>"It would be quite wrong, however, to deduce from this that dogwood wands are not capable of serious magic when called upon to do so; they have been known to perform outstanding spells under difficult conditions, and when paired with a suitably clever and ingenious witch or wizard, can produce dazzling enchantments. An interesting foible of many dogwood wands is that they refuse to perform non-verbal spells and they are often rather noisy."

>>49980209
Losing to 'Murder the Gods and Topple Their Thrones' Maya, conquerer of 20000 worlds, apprentice of the best swordfighter ever, wielding the Maybe Sword (not to mention she's so 1337 she usually doesn't even need to draw her sword to cut people to shreds) isn't exactly jobbing. I dont think there's anyone in the story who could beat Maya in close combat right now. Just because he could wreck White Chain doesnt mean he's top dog of the universe.

Besides, he'll be back. Angels don't die easily and Thorns seem to be having an easier time getting new bodies than regular ones.

>>49980301
>"I'm the class clown, so pay attention to me pls" the Material

>>49980329
There's nothing wrong with being outgoing. Try it sometime, you might get laid.

>>49979517
>11.11 inches, measured finely
>Iron basket-handle so I don't blast my hand off on a mishap
>Rowan wood point
>Brimstone crystal core

>>49980340
There's something wrong with living to impress.

>>49980340
>arguing with strangers about how much of a Mary Sue Harry Potter self-insert fanfic faggot you want to be
>getting laid
Who are you trying to kid here?

>>49980357
>Rowan works protection
>Brimstone works destruction

What are you trying to accomplish here?

>>49980391
There's a little hole at the tip so all the destruction can come out. Rowan's to protect things that aren't the target.

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Every time I think of inches I think about dicks

>>49979517
Real wizards use staves.

>>49980399
So basically every offensive spell you cast has a containment forcefield around it?

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>>49980407
Tell me about your father.

>>49980435
That could be useful. At least you wouldnt have to worry about friendly fire or colatteral damage.

>>49980006
Shut the fuck up man, Swans are cool.

>>49980435
In every direction but towards the target.

It's very useful. I can show off without having to worry about mishaps, perform very precise cutting or etching, and it's got better range and counterspell resistance.

So where do I go to find out what wand I would use in Potterverse? Or are we just making shit up?

>>49979517
Elder wood, unicorn hair core, 13 ¼" in, unyielding.
My patronus is a Newfoundland.

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>>49979517
Length: Approximately the size of a childs forearm.

Wood: Yes.

Core: The heart of a hero.

>>49980500
You could make an account on the faggy Pottermore website and take a quiz, but no one said this thread is set in the Harry Potter universe. Go nuts.

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>>49980500
/soc/

/out/

/trash/

These are all appropriate places for you to go.

>>49980469
Haha, suckers, I got a Canadian Goose for my summon familiar.

Please send help.

>>49980435
6 foot teak with a rat spine core, obsidian crystal head for stabbin and quetzal feathers for style. Skulls of my dad and my master for moral support

>>49980530
Patronus is a cheeky skeletpn snake

Length: 8 inches
Wood: Hard, hard wood
Core: http://146.185.18.45/t/35/52/322/1-320x240.jpg

11 inch, yew, crow's feather, simple but elegant

>>49979517
Wand:
>8 inches
>Marble outside, with bands of iron around the ends
>Salt crystal core
Got it as an apprentice. It's an odd one, but I love it.

Staff:
>6'6" length
>Apple wood
>Top is tipped with a carved quartz crystal grown into the wood
>Bottom has three gold bands
>Core is in powder form, about 80% silver and 20% iron

>>49980614
>Salt crystal core

What does that do?

>>49980575
I like it a lot.

TWELVE GODDAMN INCHES OF BLACK WOOD NIGGA AWWW YEAH

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20in
Unicorn Horn
Unicorn Hair

>>49980627
Salt, iron, and silver are all good for putting down various types of spirits, demons, and other bad shit. Also useful in cleaning and purification.

I'm that guy they call when a dumbass apprentice conjures up something he can't put down. Banish the creature and scrape the apprentice off the walls in one go.

>>49980664

>Salty Spritehammer: Magical Janitor.

>>49980244
>dogwood
>very swishy

Sounds like fun. Possibly disastrous fun, but fun nonetheless.

I just have an inanimate carbon rod.

>>49979517
A broken telescoping car antenna.
Fuck Entropy.

>>49980663
>Patronus is a regular horse

2 ft long, balsa wood with PVA core

>>49980980
You mean pvc?

8 inches of hemlock with a red leather wrapped handle

Cat hair core

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60 meters.
Super alloy.
Godzilla bones.

6 feet
Sapient pearwood
Various octarine embellishments

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>>49980808

>>49979517
12¼ inches, acacia and phoenix feather, supple.

At first I swore that someone must have woke up one morning and decided "today I shall create the most difficult and infuriating wand in history, which shall render its partner incapable of doing proper magic as a joke". Even now it sometimes does things entirely of its own accord.

>>49979517
24 cm long, 4 cm thick, ironwood, liquid core.

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>>49979517
I play in a modern setting with magic in hiding.
My wizard is a walking finnish tereotype, his wand is 7 inch long and fits into the back of his knife, covering its back and furthering the point of the knife a little.
the core is Näkki hair suspended in mercury.
When it's inserted into the knife, it can be used as an enhanced ritual knife.

I wonder if Harry Potter wands are meant to scale with what's comfortable in the user's hand, or if you're mean to keep the same one forever and grow into it.

Presumably the wand made for a babby 11-year old hands doesn't fit in the hands of an adult?

My wand doubles as a skateboard because I'm the most rad kid in Hogwarts. I cast spells by doing sick tricks and the teachers don't even step to me.

>>49981757
A lot of characters use the same wand the whole time, and some people occasionally inherit theirs.

>>49981757
They don't make wands for different ages, or at least Olivander dosnt. What you get is what you get, unless you shell out the gold for a new one.

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>>49979517

>>49979517
>14¼", pine wood, phoenix feather core, hard flexibility
It's funny how Ollivander states in the books how he never makes wands longer than 14", yet the Pottermore test almost invariably assigns 14"+ wands.

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>>49979517
>Using wands

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>>49979517
Can Potter fandom can finally disappear into oblivion, just like their beloved works did a fucking decade ago?
You are not gonna became 2nd Tolkien fandom, no matter how hard you are going to try. At this point. it's simply obnoxious how bunch of early 20-somethings can't get over their favourite childhood series is done and finished. In the meantime, three different franchises, aimed at the same age group, were created and completely forgotten the moment last film adaptation stopped playing in the cinemas.
Why Potter fandom can't do the same and just stop being like furries, always showing everyone how big fans they are, even if nobody asked.

>>49982992
>just like their beloved works did a fucking decade ago
Dude Rowling just finished the money, now she's pushing Potter stuff again. As utterly shit as the play was, it still got people interested again. There's even a new movie coming out.
Also what franchises are you talking about? I can't think of anything coming anywhere near close Potter level popularity save maybe ASOIAF, which isn't the same demo anyway.

>>49982992
What franchises were they?

>>49979517
>12", flesh, porous tissue core, rock hard before spellcasting, quite flexible after

>>49983034
>>49983115
Twilight, which absolutely disappeared the moment movies stopped?
Hunger Games, exactly the same fate?
And they were pushing really hard Percy Jackson, but that simply didn't work out.

The only difference between those above and Potter is the fact Potter run for a decade, while those didn't manage to stay in the spotlight for more than 5 years.

>>49982992
potter ain't going anywhere, it had Alan Rickman and Maggy Smith and that cute Watson girl

>>49982992
OK anon, we'll all stop liking things you don't like

>>49983034

I'm honestly kinda intrigued by the movie series based on the idea it might do some actual world building and I'm an eternal sucker for fleshing out a world.

>>49983503
No, the difference is that Twilight and the Hunger Games (I never heard about the third one) were the merest flavor of the moment shit flicks that absolutely bombed critically, whereas Harry Potter has been considered an instant classic since Philosopher's Stone (the book, not even the movie). Mind you, it got worse afterwards, but HP1 still is the single most appreciated children's fiction in fucking decades.
You're not comparing similar success levels, not even close. Might as well mention Artemis Fowl and Eragon while you're at it, at least they're actually closer to HP's demo.

>>49983657
>I'm an eternal sucker for fleshing out a world.
So am I, but Rowling is ass at world building beyond the school level, and if the play is anything to go by, her support staff is literally worse than the average fanfiction.net writer, so my expectations are non-existent.

>>49983503
Out of those three, only Percy Jackson comes even close to Potter. Hunger Games is, at least in my opinion, on the same level as Maze Runner and that one other post-apocalyptic tween movie, the name of which I can't remember for the life of me.
Twilight though, is on a whole nother level.

about 24 inches
hard oak

Always liked the idea of a wand you can use as a sidearm if the enemy gets too close, crack them over the head to give yourself the time to cast a spell right in their face or block a swing

>>49983825
>t. Lucius Malfoy
Shouldn't you be in Azkaban?

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>95 cm
>steel and wood
>solid propellant, high explosive and a thin cone shaped layer of copper

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>>49979636
Same with me, but different finger.

>>49980529
>Not summoning your insane big bird on the enemy's flank, sitting back and watching the mayhem.

>>49979517
Blue tempered steel shaft with the handle braided in electrum wire
Core is liquid mercury
Nine inches solid

Look at all these wood-wielding scrubs. Metal gives far more power and stability.

wand THIS *unzips dick*

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Wow a thread where my newfound spergy hobby is relevant

I made these this month
pretty satisfied with them

I'll post more info / detail shots if people are interested

>>49984911
Go ahead.

>>49984911
Those are cool, Anon. You could probably sell them for a few bucks each.,

Rowanwood, eleven-and-three-quarter-inches, raven's tongue core, nice lustre, even grain.

>>49979517
18 inches
Basalisk tooth
Cockatrice feather core

>>49982936
where did he state that? can't find it.

I know he has made a 16 incher in the books. admittedly it could have been an exception one of a kind job. But he doesnt seem the type to make wands custom for someone, he just makes what the wand wants to be and lets it choose.

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>>49979517
I had a vivid dream where I was a mage specializing in the use of magic without any foci. Only empty hands to guide my sorcerous potential, like specializing in karate while everyone around you is training in weapons. One night while trying to create a staircase out of ice, I'm waving my arms and curling my fingers, but I'm only getting a chill mist that sublimates for a moment into ice before evaporating again. Frustrated, I head over to a nearby "mage church" or something, and borrow-without-asking an old wand I know is there. I get back to work and the ice stairs are like... spraying out of the thing, and I think "This is EASY! By golly I'll keep on training without one if it makes me this good when I actually DO use a wand, but for cases where I just need quick results for research... I have GOT to get me one of these!"

So, I continue my education struggling along and stubbornly declining suggestions to get a wand commissioned, while never letting on how much more I'm learning to focus myself and build up my magical potential compared to wimpy wand-users. Eventually however in my final year, it appears that I won't make a passing grade if I don't actually get a wand for my final tests. By now I've learned to work non-verbal and subtle magics (like making someone not pay any attention to the words I'm saying while we talk, allowing their mind to fill in the blanks as if dreaming), but I can't compete with the overt stuff like levitation and making plants spring from the ground. So, against all expectation (and against the advice of my profs), I make my final project about wand theory and craft.

(cont)

>>49979517
6ft
Sapient pearwood.
Sapient pearwood.

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>>49985408
"How can you expect to push the boundaries of wand theory when you have so little experience using one?" people would ask me. In the dream however, it seemed like there were some core principles that summed up all theory of using magical symbols, and how mastering the inner focus was even more important than mastering one's use of an outward-facing focus.

I also noted a few practical limitations of wands: you can get disarmed; a wand can be damaged (whereas you have a second hand); it can be stolen; it can be made inert through backlash; they reveal you as a mage if found on you, and you might not want that. These are all big Problems for a practical mage.

So I set to making my wand. A hefty six inch chunk of smoothly polished mahogany, slightly conical. Two inches at the base, tapering to a one inch diameter stub. There is a thumb groove, or slot, so if someone telekinetically tries to whip it out of your hands, it gets caught on your thumb and you can grip down reflexively to keep it in grasp. You can also add a chain to attach it to your wrist from the base. It doesn't matter it's not long and thin - after years of practice with empty hands, even a thick stumpy wand like this is a vastly more precise focus.

(cont)

>>49985002
Sure. I'll post details w/ descriptions for each

>>49985025
Yeah people tell me to sell them on etsy. But I have no idea how to set that shit up
I might do it eventually
The second one is going to be a gift for someone already

>>49985437
>>49984911
yeah people also tell me to go on etsy for my walking sticks. But I just am not making enough fast enough to really justify going through the hassle. And I really don't want to turn it into something I have to keep up a steady quota, I have to take out an entire sapling for these things after all. Got to make sure some stuff goes untouched.

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>>49985433
I walk into finals with the thing and I get scoffs and disapproving leers from students and teachers alike. I then silently out-perform my whole class, barely gesturing with my crude-seeming focus. Convinced I'm cheating somehow, one of my professors challenges me to a duel right after explanation of why we need to revolutionize wandcraft, and reduce the common mage's over-reliance on material foci during training. With apparent effort, my prof channels his power to lift every page of my thesis from my desk and individually tear them in thirds, proving how precise his magic is. After they flutter to the ground, I follow by levitating all the fragments and reassembling them perfectly in order, with no seams, and then turn those pages into emblazoned gold. "For perpetuity," I conclude, and then wake up with a pleasant lingering feeling of pride.

10/10 would dream again

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>>49985437
Pic related was the first one
The twisted growth from getting choked by a vine just fit so perfectly in the hand that it gave me the idea to turn it into a wand.

Its a lot chunkier than it seems and is actually probably closer to a baton than a wand. The thick brutal feel of it made me think more shamanistic or nordic so I wood burned the runes onto the shaft. They're real elder futhark runes, but it doesn't really say anything.
Other than a bit of sanding thats about all I did to this one, didn't want to detract from the natural beauty of it.

>>49979517
>10.5 inches of ancient wood with a blood core.

I don't actually know where the wood or blood came from, best I've been able to trace is somewhere in the middle east. Notable qualities include ridiculously powerful healing spells, the ability to one shot demons and invincibility while standing on holy ground.

Ain't nobody here got love for the ash? You know, the same tree that holds up 9 world's. Ash trees are magic as fuck and wands made from ash are loyal as fuck to their owners. Pair that shit with a unicorn tail core and ain't nobody using that wand but you. Loyalty is my honour and honour is its own reward.

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The ultimate wand for Space Magic

>>49985782
>the same tree that holds up 9 world's

Doesn't that same mythology let you get magic powers from slurping semen?

>>49985843
Sounds like my kind of mythology.

>>49982992
You're really upset about this and probably kind of obsessed. That's not healthy behavior. You might want to talk to a loved one about your irrational dislike of other people's hobbies.

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48.5 inches
Arctic birch and Ural steel
7.62×54mmR expendable cores
Sturdy

>>49985793
go home Jerry you're drunk

Hawthorn wood, 11 1/4 inches, unicorn hair core, unyielding.
The wand tests are actually relatively good as personality tests go, because they don't make too specific assumptions, are specific enough that the test doesn't become meaningless, use personality traits that normally gather together and use the sum of four different factors to determine the whole.
As proof of concept, one could probably understand about 65% of my personality and approach to life from my wand and my house (Slytherin).

>>49986185
>not dragon heartstring

Slytherin my ass.

>>49986321
There's a big difference between book Slytherins and Pottermore Slytherins.
The books' characterization is defined by basically being a bully, a liar of convenience and an underhanded opportunist who'll further their own power at any cost, which makes the dragon heartstring pretty much the only choice for them.
The Pottermore portrayal generally places more value on the careful, practical, opportunistic and sometimes morally flexible approach to betterment instead of having power be every Slytherin's ultimate goal, which means that like any other house, no specific kind of wand wood or core on their own would "disqualify" someone.
It's not like unicorn-hair wands have many specific characteristics aside from loyalty and stubbornness - the former is not incompatible with Slytherins (Draco Malfoy would rather stay with his family and acquaintances, even if he was cold towards them, than betray them for Voldemort), and the latter is almost vital in some measure.
If you'd ever want to do anything even resembling Harry Potter OCs, God bless your soul, all you need for a good character seed is an interesting wand/core/house combination.
A Ravenclaw with a blackthorn/phoenix feather wand isn't an impossibility, because wood and core purviews aren't that wide - it's a thought experiment.

Mahogany, 14 inches, painite core. All my spells are cash money as they get.

Also an attached pistol grip for comfort, sniper scope so I don't have to look at you peasants directly, and an underslung grenade launcher in case I need an effective weapon.

>>49986677
What does painite even do for magic?

>>49986458
doesn't help that an entire 7 years worth of students are represented by a miniscule sample size. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the upper class men weren't too bad. but once malfoy and his gang started becoming more imporant and prominant among the slytheeriens they just followeed the leaderr.

>>49986692
>"After much experimentation and research, I concluded that only three substances produce wands of the quality to which I am happy to give the illustrious name of Ollivander: unicorn hair, dragon heartstring and phoenix feather."
t. Garrick Ollivander

According to Pottermore, Redwood wood, Dragon heartstring core, 14" in length, Supple flexibility.

but I'm an American Wizard, so I use my hands and gun wands

>>49986721
That's already an incredibly American wand. It's big, it's redwood (the wand wood of "the self-made man" who knows how to make the best of risk) and it's forceful.
You could probably use it in roughly the same way as a gun, except that this doesn't need reloading.

>>49986746
So what you're saying is to get a few more and add a repeater...

>>49986716
This isn't a Harry Potter thread. People have freaking salt and mercury cores.

>>49986772
Because they're shitposting, joking or aren't Harry Potter fans.
Speaking of shitposting, it's nice to get some bites.

>>49980933
Neigh!

>>49986692
Makes it more exclusive.

>>49986768
That just gave me an idea for a character, but making Harry Potter OCs is death for the roleplayer (because Harry Potter roleplay is all Tumblr forum roleplay filled with drama).
An All-American wizard who roams the deserts of the West with his car full of wands of different woods and types, who considers himself persecuted by an ancient wizard conspiracy because getting caught using Avada Kedavra means either being killed or being imprisoned for life in a hellhole filled with soul-sucking monsters that cause indescribable existential despair. The way he sees it, a wand's a gun made out of magical wood, and fuck it if he isn't allowed to ask for a wand made out of a small tree that he can mount on the back of his van.

>>49979517

Straight up steel. Its a conductor's wand and bardic magic haopens when I use it to cast the musical part of Minor Illusion

12" iron wood with quicksilver core. Might be a bit weighty but it gives one hell of a punch at range.

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>>49980301
What is this from? Does Ollivander have a book where he describes each wood type? Because that would be lovely.

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>>49980469
>tfw no michael gira as your patronus

>>49986991
https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-woods

J.K. wrote it herself. Didn't know so many varieties of wood could be "handsome."

>>49985843
Don't they all?

>>49987053
Well shit, look at that. Appreciate it, Anon.

>>49987053
he is british, everything he works with has to be handsome. He could never work with unhandsome materials. Don't matter if his customers prefer other materials, nope, only what he considers is the best for appearance.

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I don't need to shake a tiny piece of wood to jack off some magic, wizard.

I. AM . MAGIC!

>>49987053
Jeez, like a good 3/5ths of those descriptions have the word handsome in them.

>>49987053
>J.K. wrote it herself.
Pro tip: Rowling barely writes anything nowadays, she just lets her writing staff put her name on shit to make it canon and keep the money coming in.

>>49979517
Fat Pink Mast

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11 Inches, Oak, Corncob

haha is this euphemism for penis

>>49989193
FB 6d6 MHz 19/0

Poplar, dragon heartstring, 12 3/4 inches, and rigid, according to pottermore. I think it's fairly fitting.

That being said, I tend to prefer staffs stylistically speaking. I'm working on a setting where someone has a shepherd's crook that's actually a staff, but refuses to acknowledge it due to a hatred of magic.

>>49979517
14" hawthorn, unicorn hair
>The wandmaker Gregorovitch wrote that hawthorn ‘makes a strange, contradictory wand, as full of paradoxes as the tree that gave it birth, whose leaves and blossoms heal, and yet whose cut branches smell of death.’ While I disagree with many of Gregorovitch’s conclusions, we concur about hawthorn wands, which are complex and intriguing in their natures, just like the owners who best suit them. Hawthorn wands may be particularly suited to healing magic, but they are also adept at curses, and I have generally observed that the hawthorn wand seems most at home with a conflicted nature, or with a witch or wizard passing through a period of turmoil. Hawthorn is not easy to master, however, and I would only ever consider placing a hawthorn wand in the hands of a witch or wizard of proven talent, or the consequences might be dangerous. Hawthorn wands have a notable peculiarity: their spells can, when badly handled, backfire.
i am a white mage

>>49980006
>Be me
>Glorious Pureblood family
>Glorious Slytherin House
>Glorious King Cobra patronus
>Glorious 13" pruce wand, Phoenix feather core
>Swishy as fuck
I almost pity you. Almost

>>49979517
>tfw OP is a filthy mudblood

>>49981757
You grow into it, because you're not supposed to just get a new one unless the old one is irreparably damaged - and in that case you really need to replace it because a damaged wand does all sorts of weird shit. In Book 2, Ron's broken wand was always sparking randomly, doing the wrong spell or (in two instances) performing the spell perfectly but from the wrong end of the wand.
>>49982205
Inheriting wands is generally for poorfags like the Weasleys who couldn't afford one for Ron so they just gave him Percy's old one. Neville got his dad's but it didn't really work for him. The only way to get a wand that isn't yours to work for you at full strength is to beat its current master in a duel. Being Disarmed is apparently enough, and it works long-distance, since Harry disarmed Draco and won the Elder Wand from him even though it was currently either in Dumbledore's cold, dead hands or Voldemort's cold, live hands. It's basically the "this guy comes up to you at the club and slaps your wand's ass, what do you do" and if you bitch out, the wand makes you into a cuck.

>>49979517
5.5 Inches, meat and hollow.

>>49979517
9 Inches
H. Sap. vascular tissue.
Membranous tissue core
Firm, but surprisingly flexible.

>>49986708
Usually when we see upperclassmen it's through Quidditch, since Harry obviously isn't having classes with them. The Slytherin team has a reputation for playing dirty, and they're all upperclassmen (since first-years can't play)

>>49980006
Lucky you.
Field Mouse and Hufflepuff

>>49993465
Here. Ring finger was a bit indisposed, meant to type "spruce wand."
>>49993763
Now you. YOU I pity. What sort of sorry sod do you have to be to be stuffed into that moldering duncefarm of a house, AND be stuck with a rodent as your patronus, if you can even conjure it in the first place?

>>49993465
I'll have you know I'm so slyt I shit snakes and even the american house picked me

>>49993763
That's underdog that becomes main character at the end tier, you got it better.

>>49993844
The first time I did the test, it put me in Slytherin. Then they changed the test and put me in Hufflepuff.

>>49985679
I can imagine some senile northern guy summoning and then beating up nature spirits with that.

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>>49983503
>pushing percy jackson hard

it would have been completely fine, if the studio hadn't absolutely botched sea of monsters. i was able to indulge lightning thief and its departures because overall it was a decent movie, and i like logan lerman. but SoM was complelte dog shit and should have never gone to theaters with the way that it was, let alone letting kronos out 3 installments early is when it jumped the shark and i knew it was dead on arrival. SoM is a travisty and i wish i had brain bleach to wash it form my memory

which sucks, since Percy Jackson is fun, modern greek stuff is fun, the Cane series is well done, but the roman series was a little too much (didn't even finish it) and the new norse one is not good at all.

im waiting for news on the Nicholas Flamel movie

>>49979517
It's blue.

I call it Sally.

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>>49979517
17.5 inches of well-patterned snakewood, with three gold rings making the handle and another three near the tip. Core is the thorn off the Devil's own rosebush.

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>>49979517

Dogwood, nine and three fourths inches, with a phoenix feather core. It's slightly springy, and a total capricious asshole who will cast spells on its own.

Slytherin house, by the by.

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african blackwood, 60cm, hollow.

>>49996178
Someone has to make the joke... of course the "african blackwood" wand has the most bling on it.

>>49981229
PVA is a kind of wood/craft glue

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>>49979517
7½ inches, incense-cedar, graphite.

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I saw this thread at work and so when I got home I decided to give you all a vintage little treat of mine.

Start on page 20

>>49993763
>Hufflepuff
There are still worse houses to be part of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94B0s9uXejg

Only the beginning is relevant but the series as a whole is fucking hilarious

Do the people posting weapons, penises, and everyday objects think they are being witty or something?

What magical working modern materials, like PVC or PET, would be good for? I kinda want to use a McDonalds straw for a wand...

>>50000453
PVC retains and insulates magic like a motherfucker. Good for when your core material is too volatile to be used otherwise. Just cap one end of a thin pipe and superglue that shit inside and you've got, if not a wand, then at least a magical boomstick.

>>49979517
>>>/tumblr/
7.5 inches, flesh, urethra core

>>49993465
Where is the family test?
I've done Patronus/Wand/House, but I've never seen the blood test.
Also:
>Gryffindor
>14¼", pine wood, phoenix feather core, hard flexibility
>Tiger patronus

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>>49995153
>Nicholas Flamel
That was some good shit.

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>>49982992
This. By god, so much this.

>>49995153
>roman series is too much
I like coinswordspear better than penknife
Terminus is also best god

Can 40kids finally disappear into oblivion, just like their beloved Emperor will do millenia in the future?
You are not gonna became 2nd Trekkies, no matter how hard you are going to try. At this point. it's simply obnoxious how bunch of early 20-somethings can't get over their favourite wargame is overdone shit. In the meantime, three different franchises, aimed at the same age group, were created and completely forgotten the moment last codex stopped being printed.
Why can't 40kids do the same and just stop being like furries, always showing everyone how big fans they are, even if nobody asked.

>>49983883
no just remember some novel i read where the main character mentions that in addition to teacher her magic her archmage father made sure she learned staff fighting and some dagger work so that she wasn't fucked the first time some jackass with an anti-magic amulet or something rolled up.

>>49983825
I'm pretty sure at that point it becomes a rod

>>49980854
I see what you did there

>>49995743
Now that's a villain's wand if I ever saw one.

>>49995743
>Core is the thorn off the Devil's own rosebush.
>the Devil's own rosebush.
...is this a euphemism for something?

>>50005271
Why would you think that?

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>lacquered redwood
>12''
>jeresy devil horn core

the wand is obstinate, and hard to channel through, but it seems to bring great fortune

>>49979708
Hmm, i know of one Magic Trick this can do!

>>49979517
> 6", Clay, Copper and Double Terminated Quartz core

Fragile and kind of unwieldy but b'gawd if its not good for blasting big areas with reasonably strong, stable as shit spells and enchantments that last for fucking ever or channeling stupid amounts of power very precisely (but very slowly).

>Pottermore
Vine wood
Unicorn hair core
12' 1/4'' length
Quite bendy flexibility

I was a little dissapointed by unicorn hair because it's the least flashy one, but hey, at least I can be the incorruptible moralfag like in muh japanese animes. I like vinewood lore though.

>mfw I'm the most bitch ass moralfag mixed race motherfucker in my group of friends
>mfw don't even have big aspirations of being the best or some shit but want to make the world better if I could
>mfw picked fucing sociology/anthropology major and have already made peace with the fact I'll be poor
>Slytherin house

man, I still enjoy harry potter after all these years because of the childhood memories. But ain't that some shit. I was honestly expecting if not hoping for Hufflepuff because they seem like the friendliest, chillest niggas to have around.

At least glorious bay stallion patronus is cool. Horses are cool.

>make your own special snowflake wand edition
Yellow Ipe wood
Gemstone dust core
11'8'' inches

I like gems. Shit's pretty. If I could have a meteorie core one I would, but I feel like that's endgame stuff, you know? Hunt or find down a fallen star deep in some dungeon and use it to craft a masterwand

>>49979517
>8.125"
>lacquered rosewood bound in cold iron filigrees
>hilt capped in cold iron, tip capped with amber containing the petrified head of a faerie
>cored with the braided hair of said faerie, still attached to the head encased in amber

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>>49979517
it's a sword, because magic is for women and faggots

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You know, this pottermore stuff makes me wonder, what kind of effects would woods from other continents and countries, such as Mesquite, Palo Verde, Juniper, Creosote, Birch, Seqoia, and the like have? Also, how would unique regional varients/analogues of the already listed trees be compared to their originals, such as with Burr Oak or Live Oak

>>50001694
>>49995153
>Nicholas Flamel movie
I dunno, it was fun for the first 2-3 books, but it jumped the shark real hard at the end and fell completely apart

>>50006979
No matter what spell you cast with Mesquite wands they are always accompanied by a Mariachi flare and the small of authentic tacoes.

>>50006979

I don't think the site gives any correlation between wood effects and any actual lore regarding the trees themselves. Or if they do, I am not aware.

>Acacia wood only does magic for its owner, and only does a good job if its not a scrub. Doesn't do flashy or bangy magic, subtle and all

>Alder goes well with helpful and considerate people, good at nonverbal magic, like it's the opposite of the wood itself

>Apple tree wood is only available if you have 15+ charisma and firmly Good aligned

I mean, does any of that ring any bells? I'm not very knowledgeable on tree lore.

Actually, is there any book out there with legends about trees? I do love to know what different cultures linked to their flora, old fairy tales and all. If the Oak is always mighty and sturdy, it means other trees could get a similar thing going on

>>50007054
>Mesquite
>tacos
>not smoked brisket
Do you even know what a bloody Mesquite is?

Plus everyone knows that for tacos you use Palo Verde

>>50007086
I dunno, regrettable its a weekend and I can't ask my Plant Ecology professor, because otherwise I'd ask him if he has any good recources involving trees in the field of Ethno-Ecology since he's the one who mentioned that it apparently is a field of study you can pursue.

>>50006979
Juniper wands are excellent for spells that create or alter liquor, and the target of all your spells always gets a +0.1% BAC.

>>50007086
>I'm not very knowledgeable on tree lore.
Neither am I, but I do know that Native Alaskans practically worshiped birch trees, and based a large amount of their culture, including their written language and economy, around Birch.

>>50007192

Do tell, anon. Any details you know?

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>>50007177
>gets a +0.1% BAC
>not suffer sinus destruction
Lemme tell you, you go into the Texas Hill Country during Juniper season, even if you've never had hay fever, your sinuses will explode and everything you own will be covered in a thick coat of yellow tree jizz

Juniperus asheii can be a real dick.

>>50007229
Sadly I was only in Alaska for 2 weeks. What I gathered though was the roots and shoots were considered to have medicinal poerties and were used to make tonic. Heck, you can even buy carbonated birch-based beverages in stores today.
The wood is really nice quality and when carved and used to make bowls and things they have beautiful rings and bands in them. Beavers also love chewing and eating the stuff. The bark is really papery and heavily layered, so you could peal and press it to make primitive paper, or you could process the birch to make ink or a rubber-like tar, or soak it to make castes for broken limbs. You can also tap them for sap to make syrup.

Birch grows relatively fast, nearly ramrod straight, and have small round leaves. They also burn pretty well too, since their bark doesn't offer much fire protection. They grow in thick stands too, packing in lots of birches in a single area at once.

Because of all these qualities, the natives made most of their wooden tools and the like from birch. One popular tool was a type of large fish hook, often carved with some sort of face or fetish in it, tied to a long rope and a bag of rocks, which they'd use to fish for halibut and cod.

So yeah, its essentially the "Do a bit of everything" tree, and there tends to be a shit ton of them, hence why the Native Alaskans loved them.
Heck, you can look at wiki to see its dozens of uses

>pottermore quizzes require an account
Balls.
Anyone have any good alternatives? I don't feel like making an account for something I'll never use again.

>>50007591

You could, in theory, just look at the wood type/core list and try to place yourself. It's not nearly as fun though.

Or just bullshit yourself some wand/staff/whatever, it's not like this thread is SOLELY harry potter

>>50007408

One of these cases of utility shaping belief, I always love that stuff. Those hook fetishes sound lovely, do you have any pictures?

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>>50007663
>Those hook fetishes sound lovely, do you have any pictures?
I gotchu famlam.

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>>50007717

God damn, that looks mystical as shit

You better go back and train until you're worthy of carving one yourself

>>50001863
>Quote from a historical figure of a long dead society
>Said historical figure has been proven wrong on so many cases it isn't even funny
Not sure if this is ironic or just fucking sad.

>>49979517
A wand is a crutch for those who need it. It acts as a funnel for power, making it easier to control but ultimately limiting how much comes out at once.
True wizards must learn to grasp the arcane with nothing but their body, allowing the full force of magic to channel through their body. It is much harder, but much more worthwhile.

>>50007762
I dunno. I loved and enjoyed my time in Alaska, but the Hills and Plains of the central US are my calling now, at least until I graduate and spend more time traveling the world. It is here that I must learn the ways of the grass, scrub, and sage. Of fossorial bees, furtive armadillos, dozens of songbirds, the prong horns, the wild fires, and coyote.

I've currently been planning on learning how to properly construct dream catchers, and use the Catclaw Mimosa that grows on my property, as well as making some proper burn/smudge sticks, and maybe a ceremonial fan from dove and quail wings.

Maybe someday I'll return to the North West, and learn their ways, or maybe I go back to the North East, to the land of Pine and Swamp to experience the sandy soils and blueberry bushes. OR perhaps to newer places like Colorado, Montana, or perhaps to another country entirely.

I know not my future path, only that wherever it be, I shall strive to learn all I can to properly interact, manage, and respect the natural world of that place. Hence why I'm studying Wildlife Biology.

Hopefully my good ol' staff will see me through it all, and perhaps I may improve it with age to.

>>50007717
>>50007762
>>50007663
one more thing, video here
https://youtu.be/9bLnAgQ_qV0

Also, I should probably buy my an Ulu knife at some point

>>49980235
Unzip this *grabs dick*

>>50007871

You make me jealous, anon. Been a city dweller all my childhood, and now in early adulthood it's just really fucking tricky to get out from it all even though that sounds exactly like the kind of life that I want to have.

Seeing as how I'm not even in the US and there's even less freedom to be in contact with nature here, it's harsh. Godspeed, anon. I hope you can do it all, then spread tales.

>>49979517
14", Rowan Wood, Dragon Heartstring, Rigid.

>>50008145
>Seeing as how I'm not even in the US
Where are you from? Because if you're in EU, I will tell you to GO TO AUSTRIA IMMEDIATELY AND HIKE THE ALPS! Heck, I personally recommend staying in smaller villages like Westendorf. and taking time to take the lifts there and go on a good hike.

Also, most Universities should have a bsic Wildlife/Management program you can take classes from (Disclaimer, they usually wont be in the Biology Department, as they are often bunched with the AgriScience departments).

Also, if you just want some vicarious stuff, I highly reccomend picking up and reading "A Sand County Almanac" by Aldo Leopold. Its essentially the Wildlife Management equivalent to the Bible.

The world is full of great natural wonder, even if no one else notices it. You just have to be willing to look, and wise enough to ask questions and keep your ears open.

Also, Urban Ecology has been an increasingly popular field of study. You could find some classes on it if you live in a heavy urban area.

>>50008303

See, I'm actually majoring in anthropology, but it also drags a lot of sociology and political science with it. Which makes me feel like a fucking dumbass, I just wanted to learn about other cultures and shit and now all of a sudden all I study is urban issues and political situations. I should care, but honestly I don't. I just like people and lore. I might change to a biology field in the next years.

But no, not in yurop. I fucking wish. I live in Brazil and let me tell you, compared to other places out there there is zero infraestructure to get people in actual contact with the wilderness. There are national parks and scenic as fuck locations, but you're only supposed to stick to these particular areas, camping is also restricted to particular campgrounds, etc. Dispersed camping not only isn't a thing, there is actually nothing on the legislation about camping or any rights to national lands. National forests and such are apparently solely for preservation. You can't really just go in the wilderness.

I only really learned about the most /out/ type of life a couple years ago through a good friend in the US. Shit just didn't seem "possible" to me before that. As soon as it clicked that there was actually a way I could do those things myself my mind fucking exploded and I've been thinking about it ever since. I really want to learn, but again, the fact that it's hardly a thing in my country makes it a little harder because I keep trying to find ways to go about it the american/european way which is just not a reality here.

>>50008413
>See, I'm actually majoring in anthropology,
I suggest minoring in archeology a bit, or perhaps transcendentalist philosophy. Also, just try asking people, learning which are the right departments to ask, about how you can finagle your field of study to get you to actually do what you want.

Granted, this will require, lots of luck, initiative, and the ability to make good choices.

Honestly, my hopes go out to you anon. I wish you the best of luck, and I hope your life turns out better for you in the end. Sorry, I can't help anymore, I don't have much knowledge of Brazil, and most of what I barely know about South America comes from my mom's stories of when she was in Ecuador, Honduras, and Gitmo, and my uncles who occasionally would travel through the Andes.

>>49979517

Polymer hollow flexible shaft that looks like bamboo. One end ends in a spoon, the other in an articulated artificial hand.

It's about 16 inches in length

>>49980529

/co/ and /tv/ is Harry Potter not /out/

I dunno, oak or maple. About 5'. Drag it around like an ape. Termite core. It casts concussion. My patronus is Harambe.

>>49987053
That's partly because "handsome" is probably the most common adjective for anything made out of hardwood.

>>50011251
>Harambe
Wands out.

>>50011303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQcTMoRZpzI

>>49980006
>>49980529
I got a pheasant.

A fucking pheasant.

That's straight-up bad. Swans ARE cool. Geese? Geese have fucking symbolism. They're meant to be good. Not badass, no, but they're like friend doormouse -- hero material.

Me? I've got the stuck-up nobody. Not badass, not good.

I'm not even going to mention the wand. Obviously it didn't have either of the COOL interiors.
>>50011014
I'm glad we recognise that despite very definitely not being a comic book, /co/ is a much better place for it than /lit/.

Willow, thunderbird feather core. Short n' stubby n' ready to blow.

>>49996298
Way to ruin the joke by celebrating it before you even told it, gram gram.

Still a little funny, though.

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>>49979517
>46" long
> Steel with steel core
>Conducts single destruction spell with verbal and somatic components
Swing wand in a powerful arc yelling "SWISHY STABBY WHO'S YOUR DADDY" to activate spell.

>>49979517
>wand
>instead of staff

>>49984911
>>49985679
can you show us the other two?
i'd like to see how it looks like held and its scale
nice work!

>>50013303
Just slot the wand into a staff

>>49979517
Elder wood with a Phoenix feather core 14 ½" and Hard flexibility

Yay?

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12.50 inches of beast bonewith plastic tube as a core.

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13", Virgin oak, soaked in the blood of a elder dryad and hardened by dragonfire.

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>>50015713
sure
its hard to get a photo of them in the hand naturally without distorting their size, they're larger than they seem
I'll try to post photos with reference objects

This one was just made with a power sander and a small file

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>>50018510
This is the one I like the most
Partly because its the one I spent the most time on

Whittled the shaft in a really rough fashion to look more witchy. Did washes of tea, ash, and a little ink going heavier the closer it got to the tip. Carved out a coil of branches in relief below the handle, stained that with ash and ink. The little pendant charm thing an the vines were an after thought

>>49980006
I got a weasel or some such. Cute enough

13.5 inch Ash wood, unicorn core, with "quite bendy" flexibility

I feel like this is probably pretty average

Interesting

Yew wood, 14 and a half inches, unicorrn hair and surprisingly swishy.
So I am apparantly a protector type going off both the wood and the core.
And my patronus is a Lioness.

>Pottermore
Fir wood, 13 3/4 inches, Phoenix feather core.
Also known as the "fuck your shit, I do what I want and will never stop" wand.

I would like it better if it didn't give me a patronus that I both dislike as an animal, and then dislike as a subspecies of that animal (Saint Bernard)

>Make yer own wand
Something with Exothermic Fulgurite iin it. That shit's awesome.

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Depleted uranium, mixed nitroglycerin and other explosive core. 31 inches.

>Made out of human flesh, 3.9", can magically expand to 8.4" when needed, permanently attached to my body

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>>49979517
It's a dorje of rutilated quartz. 3 inches long, one inch thick.

Obviously, it's not made of wood, and the core is rutile.

>>50022771
>I don't know anything about explosives or warheads in general

>>50023168
i am familiar with rutile and what that means scientifically. But tell me more about this Dorje thing. Does your post have anything to do with gem healing? I am intrigued.

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>>49993611
>this guy comes up to you at the club and slaps your wand's ass

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>>50025474
Dorje are a form of vajra, which are simultaneously weapons, meditative devices, and symbols of power. Specifically, they are those made of stone (most are made of brass or steel, occasionally bronze). Vajra means, simultaneously, "diamond" and "lightning bolt". They are Hindu and Buddhist metidative tools and spiritual weapons.

There are some designed as axes and swords as well. Hereis a set, being a phurba, an axe, and a bell. The one in the previous picture isd a vajra.

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>>50025474
>>50025929
Here is a pair of metal vajra.

>>50007015
It had really cool worldbuilding and an interesting story but it totally got worse and worse, especially the ending when aether sort of appeared out of nowhere, and there being 2 books over fire magic and earth magic being shafted pretty hard.

>>50011381
A pheasant would be a godsend. Or any patroneus that isn't a hissing horror attacking whatever is closest.

Also, does anyone know how to get rid of said summons? It's taken over my front yard and I haven't been able to use my front door for a week now.

>>50026129
>>50011381
>>50022082
I looked around to see if there was a way to reddo the test at all, maybe even prevent it from saving. Needless to say didn't find a way, but did discover an iinteresting article showcasing Rowling's tweets. She mentiioned that a Patronus is not set in stonees in tthe Potter universe, that one's life experiences can change it. She then proceeded to talk about how the test even embodies that.

However the examples she gave involved her using the in dev version then the final version after it finally released and proceeded to talk about how it reflected the new people she met since then, yadda yadda. Funny how she goes on about how Patronus changed for her, but doesnt offer any such chance for others.

I would have gotten something other then a dang horse if I had clicked on an option a fraction of a second sooner. I click and bam 'oh sorry, you werent quick enough, have a different thing'

By the actual test I wound up with a rigid 10' redwood wand with a phoenix feather core.

My most recent RPG character would most likely wind up with a semi-rigid Alder wand of similar length and either unicorn or some lesser core.

>>50025929
I bet vajras have like a special ability to manifest an energy blade or a barrier as like a bound spell.

>Larch wood
>Phoenix Feather Core
>Slighty Flexible 12 3/4 inches

Best wizard confirmed

>>50022771
>DU
>High explosive
>Nitroglycerin in a warhead
No

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>>49986746 #


I have it in my head now of an american foreign exchange student wizard at hogwarts.

>"oh, bollocks, its ameranon. Him and that broomstick of a redwood wand here to cock up another class"
>proffessor, "alright students for our defense against the dark arts class today, we are going to be doing a bit of freeform practice out on the grounds, i want you to take what youve learned and do the best you can today.

>out on the grounds, students throwing curses and jinxes at a straw dummy propped up on the lawn.
>student after student lines up, takes a shot, burns a small hole in the dummy l, maybe blows out a bit of straw. Lots of flourishes and swishy-pokey movements with their thin 9 inch to 14 inch wands

>Ameranons steps up for his turn with a 2 inch thick, 24 inch long redwood wand with a thunderbird tailfeather core. all the other students are sniggering and chuckling behind him, every other spellcasting class his results have been abysmal, from transfiguration, to charms and divination.

>whirling the wand over his head, the wand trails a fiery tail behind it lengthening as he snaps it out at the training dummy like cracking a bullwhip, shouting "HIROSHIMA!"

>by the time the smoke clears, there remains no trace of the training dummy but a smouldering crater deep enough to hide a troll in.

>no one laughed at ameranons wand after that

>>50033449
>whirling the wand over his head, the wand trails a fiery tail behind it lengthening as he snaps it out at the training dummy like cracking a bullwhip, shouting "HIROSHIMA!"

I am crying anon, good lord.

>>50033449
>>50033887

Wasnt there a greentext over on /k/ that got saved of a american exchange student during the battle of hogwarts fucking up deatheaters left, right and center with guns?

>"hand me that box of shells! Quick!"
>"these ones marked +++P Dragons Breath hand loads?"
>"Yup. Cover your ears, cause im about to fuck up this whole side of the school and every poor sonovabitch between here And ol Voldy."
>moments later a brief shout of "ABRACADABRA MOTHERFUCKERS!" before every window on the east wing of the school blown out by fire and buring corpses

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>>50033449
My sides are passing the voyager probe as we speak

>>49979517
Throbbing With a Creamy Core

>>50026914
make a new account

13", Maple wood, Phoenix feather core, slightly springy.
Thoughts?

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20"
Otherworldly composite.
Jewel core.

>Pine wood with a phoenix feather core, 14 ½" and hard flexibility.

I don't know what this is supposed to mean.

>Ravenclaw.

That one was predictable.

>My patronus is a fucking hyena.

Think it's a female with a really big pseudo-penis?

>>50022771
>DU
>mixed with nytroglicerin
Anon, you don't know how tank shells work, do you?

16 ½ inches long in a saber curve
Dryad flesh and brass with Nug leather grip
Dragon's Heartstrings

14 inches
Silicone gel composite
Griffon semen core

>>50020382
Went back and did the houses too. I am in hufflepuff and puk something for the American place. So hufflepuff is full of bros and the other place other has healers. I never expected to have such a one track approach for all the choices. Kinda makes sense, I am a big sucker for helping others.

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>>50037436
damn you more or less beat me to it,
mine is plastick with dcell core

>>50033988
From what very little I know of /k/, anything involving 'dragons breath hand loads' makes me pity those poor poor death eaters. Even more so they are British and thus triple ignorant of their impending doom.

>>50033449
>>50033988
>>50033887
>>50034210
>>50040270
Could someone screencap these? Im on my phone.

>>50033988
Can you imagine if he met up with the weasley twins and had enough time to become friends? Them mixing their magic fireworks spells with his hand load knowledge? I am now seeing giant dragon fireworks made of hand loaded dragons breath

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>>50040703

>>50018510
>>50018570
thanks anon!

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>>49979517
A body of ancient materials crafted by mages ages ago
A core of brass filled with a powerful spell.

>>49979517
Eugh, I'm not very fond of my Wand and it doesn't seem to be fond of me. Magic without a focus is just natural, but it knows its place.

13", Mahogany wood with faerie wing core.

Wand:
English Oak wood
Unicorn hair core
11 ¼" in length

Patronus:
Eagle

I'll take it