So youre walking down the street when suddenly 3 drop pods come

>>49954027
Ultramarines
If I want peace
>Ave Imperator we've been waiting for you.
If I want war
>piss off cunts, we are full!

>>49954108
>>49954027
Also what do they want

>>49954027
>Which Chapter would it be
I've probably been killed by the impact, so who knows. Marines Malevolent based on my usual luck.
>how do you introduce yourselves
By being a blob of blood and jellied meat.

>>49954027
>Chapter
Salamanders
>What I say
Fuck off space niggers, we're full. You can chill on the moon though

>>49955462
>b2/pol/

>>49955462

Celestial lions are the black marines

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>>49955462
>Memes


Space Wolves

Awoooo

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>>49954027
>chapter
Black Templars
>saying
around blacks never relax

>>49954027
Chapter: None
We're fucking dead Congrats.
The Emperor is here to murder us all until we join the imperium between 15 and 30 marines just landed when 5 would be enough to subjugate earth.

fuck you fuck this /thread

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It's an Eversor drop pod.

>Fuc-

>WWWRRRRYYYY!!!!

*Rip and tear starts playing*

The Mentors and I ask them to train me so I can be stronk as fuck

>>49954027
Imperial Fists

I would greet them like I would anyone else: by saying "Alreet lads?"

>>49954027
Ultramarines.

Please turn Earth into another Ultramar

>Who they are
Space Wolves

>What do I say
Nothing. Just toss them a beer

>The Hanged
>Take the knot

>>49954027
I pull out a map and tell them we've got an infestation of crazy chaos cultists we're trying to fight in a place called the 'middle east' who call themselves 'Daesh'.

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>>49958418
?

>>49958706
you don't want to know.

>>49958396
>The space wolves become confused at the native's offer of tap water

>>49954190
>Marines Malevolent based on my usual luck.
This.

But if I have good luck, the Crimson Fists.

"Ave Imperator! Ave Dorn!"

>>49954027
Kneel. I don't speak high gothic, so that seems the best way to survive.

>>49954027
i beg them to save us from the nurgle cultist hillary.

and the cult of the moon god

I wouldn't be able to tell because they'd be busted into about fifty different pieces.

I'd point and laugh at the nerd who dropped his $300 dollies out the window.

>>49965935
(You)