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>>49952141
"Ssounds like fun.. I'll go talk to the otherss and we can go kick some asss"

>>49952141
What happened to all the good shit you were talking about being so numerous you could have the surface if you wanted it?

If by 'help' you mean 'our women' and 'our children to look like their family tree was actually a step ladder' then that sweet sea gold is going to have to be involved. Maybe direct some of that good Japanese Tuna to our waters.

>>49952141
They are gentle plant-y scientist with amazing technology and a wide understanding of biology and cosmology, known to fight against the great old ones. Their fortress in Antartica is largely worthless to us. Plus they have lots of shoggoths.

Meanwhile, you are a race of primitive rape-tastic fish humanoids with little culture other than religion to world ending deities.

Why should we side with you over them?

>>49952572
You think the Elder Ones will just let Humanity rule the Earth? The OP said they are planning to retake THE ENTIRE planet? Were does that leave Humans?

>>49952761
A Deep One Ambassador is not a unbiased source of information.

>>49952802
Your just racist. The Deep Ones are our Greatest Allies! Just think of all the Gold and Fish!

>>49952141
>Humanity (and Deep Ones) Fuck Yeh
I approve.

>>49952870
Hell, lets offer the Elder Ones an olive branch. Together we are stronger.

>>49952988
Elder Things are still the only mortal race in the Mythos that actually fough some of the cosmic shit (albeit it was just Cthulhu, but that's still pretty damn impressive by mortal standards) to a standstill.

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>Let the stuck up Elder races who think themselves our superiors throught their weight around on our planet, and wait to get slaughtered because we offend their hoity-toity sensibilities
Or
> Turn an old enemy into a friend and kick those limey, too-good-to-share-their-cool-tech-with-us bastards off our planet

Yeah, bad idea or not, I say fight rather than submit to those nobby tossers! Worse case scenario, we die. That's still better than being a soul less slave to aliens. Come'on then fishboy, Let's go show those Gits who the new Top Dogs on planet Earth are.

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>>49953210
>Let's go show those Gits who the new Top Dogs on planet Earth are.
Please excuse me while I break into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

...

Sorry, that's better. You know you're adorable sometimes....

But where was I? Oh, yeas, you go show those tentacle-faced gits. And do bring out the big guns. It's been what, 70-something years since I gave you the power of nuclear fission, and you still haven't really done anything with it.

...I'm just going to be over here, watching the show. I can even wave a little flag with "humanity fuck yeah!" on it. You know, for moral support.

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>Work with Fish Bois to beat Elder Fags.
>Part ways and return to old deal.
>Except n ow humans have access to Elder Fags awesome tech, reverse engineer the hell out of it.
>Wait for the Fish Bois to inevitably betray us.
>Kill them ALL.
>???
>Imprison all the Cosmic shit in Dyson Sphere like prisons as power sources.

>>49953210
You're forgetting that the Elder Things are our Progenitors, and the Shoggoths our rebellious elder siblings who rose up against the Elder Things when they were weakened by the war against the Cthulhoid Starspawn.

The Deep Ones worship the Great Old Ones, the threat that the Elder Things fought to a standstill, and who are arguably even worse for humanity.
While the Deep Ones may have some of our DNA due to millennia of interbreeding, can they really be trusted?

The Elder Things were/are Men; though alien in physiology and biology, their minds were as close to human as you can get among the alien races.

Should we not kick down the Shoggoths and Deep Ones now, to show our Progenitors how far we have come?

>>49952141
Fuck off Ironside. :3

>>49954119
The only reason they looked down on us is because they made us as basically pets. If we coup impress them by say, I don't know, annihilating one of the last hold outs of their enemies the Great Old Ones on earth, who are basically savages at this point, I think they may reconsider that sentiment.

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>>49953396
I would very much like to see you try stuffing the universe into a little box. No, really, that would be highly entertaining to watch.
Kind of like that story about the people trying to light their house by carrying darkness out from it in sacks, and then tearing down all the walls to make them into windows when they figured those were a thing.

>>49954455
Cheched, but go back to making weird Japanese porn.

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HOL UP!
>licks fish lips
YOU BE SAYIN
>swims around in a swap
>YOUZ BE WANTIN
>rapes human woman
TO WURK WIT THOSE BITCH ASS PLANT PEEPLE AND SHIET?
>worships dagon

DOIDF please go

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Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill.

>>49954303
Given that there's only a handful of Shoggoths and Elder Things left, either option can be pursued.

How many Elder Things are left alive anyways? I thought they were on the brink of extinction, not numerous enough to have serious plans to retake the planet.

>>49953396
Fuck off kanye, you can beat yourself off to gay cuck fish porn all you want while screaming about how it's good for humanity, but I'm siding with the elder things. I don't want my grandson to look like a fucking bass.

>>49953092
They also fought the Mi-Go, which are also more like people but are also indestructible to conventional arms.

Lovecraft fucking spells it out.

>Deep Ones: "Ultimate quintessence of unknown and inhuman evil."
>Elder Things: "They were men!"

The fish men do not have our bests interests at heart. They can't. Starfish plants can at least be reasoned with like people. Foreign people, but people none-the-less.

>>49963488
That depiction of them flying is ridiculous and not at all how I would have imagined it, but it makes perfect sense.

>>49963492
what depiction?

>>49963599
The one in the bottom right of the image I replied to.

Go ahead, fight your silly little war on a backwater planet.
Just don't bother me while my Mi-go friends put my brain in a jar and beam me to where the real action is.

>>49952572
>Meanwhile, you are a race of primitive rape-tastic fish humanoids with little culture other than religion to world ending deities.
>Why should we side with you over them?
DEEP SEAL OIL.

DEEP SEA OIL.

ALSO CONTROL OF IMPORTANT WATERWAYS.

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Woah woah woah woah, hold the fuck on. We ain't doing shit down here, do you have a single shred of evidence to back up your claims?

>>49963754
All I know is that jet fuels can't melt steel beams.

Time to die.

>>49953314
We have worse than steam powered boats this time.

>>49954455
We'll get professor Farnsworth on the case, he's done it before, he can do it again.

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>>49954455
Done.

>>49960514
Not too many, according to reports.
The only ones still alive are the ones that went into cryo-stasis well outside of their city in the Antarctic.

And here's another point: the Shoggoths rose up and rebelled against the Elder Things when they developed organs to defend against the psionic control that their creators had built into them.
Without the psionic control, the Elder Things can't control the Shoggoths.
The Elder Things woken up by the Arkham expedition tried to control the Shoggoths and were butchered by them when the control signals failed.

All Elder Things that weren't in cryo-stasis outside of their cities were slaughtered in the slave rebellion by the Shoggoths, and any Elder Things that tried to re-enter their cities were quickly killed by their former servants.

What evidence do the Deep Ones bring that the Elder Things developed a new way to control the Shoggoths?
No, this is some trick by the Deep Ones to get humanity to kill the last of the Elder Things, the only ones with the tech to be a threat to the Deep Ones.

>>49969584
Are the Elder Things even aware of what their former pets (humans) have become. Sure we are really primitive compared to them, but we have made progress.

Probably like planet of the apes to them.

>>49970412
>Are the Elder Things even aware of what their former pets (humans) have become.
Depends on if they just came out of suspended animation or not.
The ones that did, and fought back against the dogs of Miskatonic's Peabody Expedition, examined the dogs and the human bodies with scientific curiosity.
It's hard to fault them for their reaction; you're coming out of a million-year coldsleep when suddenly you've got these weird-ass quadrupedal and bipedal things attacking you, and they've got one of your comrades opened up on an operating room table.
Of course you'd defend yourself.

But yeah, it'd be a lot like Planet of the Apes, in a way.
Except all of your old enemies still survived and are actively trying to turn the Apes against you, when you're the one who created the conditions for them to start their first steps toward civilization.

>>49963965
Dude shut the fuck up that's the Crawling Chaos up there.