The Official MTG Snowstorm/Lore Thread

>>49949968
>Got some new flakes going into the new OP collage soon.

I'm going to update Poff tonight. Hold off on doing her excerpt until then.

>>49949999
Will do.

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>>49949968
It's pure optimism, but will mine be included?

>>49950424
It had better be. Skyre is bae.

>>49949999
quads confirm. Poff is best qt, angel hitler a shit.

>>49950424
He will be included.

>>49951545
Angel hitler was always lewd, not a qt. Different strokes etc. etc.

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>>49950470
You flatter
>>49951575
Grande!

>>49951652
I always thought she was a qt, back before she became hitler.

>>49951545
>Poff
>>Pomf
Coincidence?

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Where is everybody?

>>49953775
ded

>>49953775
Sorry, dude. I was too busy banging your mom. What'd I miss?

>>49954490
I can tell you what you didn't miss, gonorrhea.

Where did we go wrong?

>>49955413
Starting a second snowstorm.

>>49955413
Not enough talking about writefagging.

>>49955413
Angel planeswalkers

>>49955413
Accepting Digimon-tier flakes

>>49955722
Just curious, which ones are Digimon-tier?

>>49955413
Honestly, probably not enough writefagging. Bunch of cowards, the lot of us, afraid to give it a shot or reach out to other Anons to collaborate.

>>49955983
Personally, I wish Des would finish the damn snowstorm epic that she said she was finishing. I mean shit.

>>49955983
Remes/Cala/Jakrol/Winifred/Wyston/Mysel-Anon here.

I told all you punks ages ago that you can use my Flakes for whatever. I even wrote some "intro stories" to help you get a feel for a couple of them.

>>49956758

Ayyyy, I didn't know that. Thanks

>>49956613
((you))

>>49955983
>not enough writefagging
>the last two writefaggings I put out got literally zero commentary

>>49956872
Yep. >>49955622
It's like nobody bothers reading them. This is why Spacebattles can be better sometimes.

>>49955413
Memeshit and lewdshit

>>49955782
Literally any by named anons

>>49957707
Memeshit and Lewdshit might be the reason why the threads were able to last through some of the rough patches.

>>49958236
Why so salty, anon?

>>49958610
>implying surviving was a good thing

>>49950238
Ok, here's the final one. Updated the pic and bio.

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>>49958917
Saw a mistake.

>>49958827
> implying it's not

>>49958917
>>49958950
Hizzah. Saved.

>>49958950
>revenge of the hunted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkXY6NN21xc

>>49959027
>ha this moth has a lotus, easy mana
>OH NO

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>>49960358
>15 seconds later

>>49958950
>pacifist
>spore flower
I think we can be friends

>>49958950
Adorable, but while you're attending to grammatical slips:
>Honeydew of a Lotus
So, lotuses grow melons on Haven?
>Head over heals
Normally it's head over heels, unless heals was used because she has a regeneration spell and no real heels to speak of.

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>>49960759
>grammatical slips
shhhhhhh

I'm tired

fixed

Now let's make stories
>>49960719
you too. Story time

>>49960944
Do it faggot, we need actual content.

>>49960719
Something similar was said by a certain fairy flake last thread. Moewatch incoming?

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I have a prediction of the future of this thread and my personal writing aspirations.

>ded thread
>I'm left with half a dozen flakes of various degrees of complexity and stages of development
>repo still exists if anyone still needs it
>lose interest in the flakes as main characters
>go somewhere where I'm likely to get actual readers for any shitty writefagging I end up doing, like spacebattles or reddit
>cannibalize the concepts of my existing flakes for use in other settings
>realize no one cares about original settings, which are usually terrible anyway
>end up writing shitty crossovers using cannibalized flakes as antagonists or secondary characters

This is me being cautiously optimistic.

Where is Gaia-anon? What was desired to be changed from the collage insert? I'm on Gaia's new insert and I forgot the changes that were wanted to be made.

>>49964760
dead, like this fad

>>49964760
In all seriousness, probably at work, since it's regular work time in America. Wait for about 8 hours for a reply.

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I think that I just might make a BBEG flake.

>>49966429
Please don't.

>>49966429
Please do. I need to be entertained.

>>49966429
If you did, what would it be the BBEG of?

>>49966744
Why no?

>>49966903
Why yes? And anything particular that you'd like?

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>>49966923
Everything. I already have a spell list.

And yes, He's going to be Domain.

>>49966925
I'm of the opinion you wouldn't be able to do it justice and having seen enough of your flakes, I'm not interested in seeing any more. I find them very unappealing.

So I'm just stating my unasked-for opinion and saying that I'd rather you didn't.

>>49967047
You want me to put my heart and soul into it, anon? You really want me to go the extra mile and leave out potentially having writefaggings handle all character developement? And just make the character rounded and thorough? I can do that just for you, anon.

>>49967101
I did not say I wanted you to do that.
I said that I wanted you to not do it at all.

You make nothing that I enjoy therefore I do not want you to make anything at all.

This is not a challenge, just a statement. I am so very uninterested in not seeing any other flake made by you that I am willing to state my opinion and request that you do not make any more flakes.

My message is as simple as this:
Please do not make more flakes, because I do not like your flakes.

I have said my piece.

>>49967047
>So I'm just stating my unasked-for opinion
You sound a bit bitter

>>49967169
Well, that's obviously not going to happen. And I haven't made one in like a month. So, be happy about that. But, I will generally try my damnest to make the next one extremely good just for you anon. Let's see if I can surprise you.

>>49967248
>Domain
>good
Gaia anon already proved that that's not possible, even after trying his hardest.

>>49967240
That's also an unasked-for opinion. But you're as welcome to say it as other people are to say theirs.

>>49967367
Then what's the point of pointing out it's unasked for? That seems awefully particular.

>>49967472
Lately people have begun saying 'well nobody asked for your opinion' as though it's a valid defense of what they've said.

>>49967571
I've only seen that happen once. It was on some comment that Gaia made, I think. Something like "for those who care..." and then someone replied "I don't care" and then someone else said "no one asked you" or something. Other than that, I've not seen what you're describing.

>>49967648
I'm talking about 4chan in general, not just these threads. I never was here for that instance you mentioned though.

>>49967702
>>49967702
Roight roight. It is a plague on this site. Thanks for the clarification.

>Saskia was the sole survivor of a massacre conducted against her village by an invading army from across the sea. The warrior tradition of her people calls for the survivors of a battle to erect a monument of stones for the fallen—a task Saskia toiled at in solitude for nearly ten years. As news of her labor spread among her kindred, thousands of warriors journeyed to see Saskia place the final stone upon this symbol of defiance. The monument complete, her mind turned from mourning to vengeance. With axe in hand and a host at her back, Saskia brought war to the doorsteps of her enemies.

>Locals whisper of a forest spirit whose thirst for the blood of travelers knows no bounds. Search parties return empty-handed if at all, babbling of soil soaked in blood. They're actually speaking of Tana, an elf abandoned in the woods as a child. For unknown reasons, a pod of fungal saprolings took her in and protected her from the wild. Tana has since grown into a feral prowler, viciously hunting trespassers to feed her saproling caretakers.

So, two characters that we don't know the planes of origin of. What's the probability that they're both from the same new plane?

>Ludevic's effect has nothing to do with his backstory or the art
why wizards

>>49967648
It was really stupid, like
>Gaia: For those who care, here's a writefagging I did
>Anon: I don't care!
>Other anons: Why did you bother responding that you don't care?
It honestly reminds me of those threads on /a/ or /gif/ where people whine because they don't like the subject matter

>>49971274
This site is rife with such things.

>>49971274
That happens literally everywhere.

>>49969275
I waited several months for this. Ludevic and his abortion, both in the same colours for meaning that partnering them is pointless and misses out on the best zombie colour despite him being the best necromancer on Innistrad.

But hey, we needed another Izzet politics commander, right?

>>49973725
Don't forget it turns everyone's shock lands into draw spells.

For some reason.

>>49973725
Second best Necomancer on Innistrad. The Necro bae is and always will be Lili-pad.

>>49973823
Shocks, fetches, and pains. Þe latter of which is even being printed in þis set. I'm not big on zombie stuff, but a number of IRL mates all love grixis and all grixis-y þings, and I can't help but feel some pity for such a fantastic opportunity of a character getting shafted.

>>49960944
I would love to try and write something, but if i'm going to spend any time writing its going to be on the paper I should have been finished with by last week.

>>49974704
>schoolwork
Ahhh. I remember those days. You want to know what helped get me through my senior semester and last few final projects?

Writefagging.

Now let's write a story.

I've got a moth.

You've got a shroom.

Let's do this.

>>49975081
> when all is said and done, Poff spends half her time collecting spores from Forpol's head

>>49974492
>>49973823
>>49973725
>>49969275
At least you can run him with that goblin, so you have all the zombie colors.

>>49975870
Yay.

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Redid the color scheme. Should I replace the flakesheet pic with this one?

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>>49977038
Psst. Vronak. Could you replace the old sheet with this one? I want to use the new pic.

>>49975870
>>49976970
If you wanna make him grixis, I'd say Silas Renn is a much better partner, since he actually reanimates.

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>>49977763
Full pic.

>>49966429
>>49966995
I'm also on the side of I'd rather you not. I don't think I'm as against the idea of you or your flakes as the other guy, but Vronak, you've already made more than your fair share of domain/domain-like flakes, and I regret to admit that I have yet to really see a flake of yours I cared enough to skim more than once, let alone think more about than a passive "oh, another one". What's more, I highly doubt anyone will entertain the idea of any of us making a "big bad" flake, because the guidelines we've set for ourselves about not interacting with the real characters prevent us from really making any multiversal threats beyond jackasses that always get away. If you must explore making an evil domain walker, I would much rather see you take one of your previous domain or domain-like walkers and expand on them rather than making a new one from scratch. At the very least it might give me a reason to see what is different between their current and their previous selves.

>>49977782
that shit's cute, gaia, super cute

>>49977763
Done. And I'm not Vronak.

>>49977945
I meant for the flake collage that he's doing.

I know you're not Vronak, doll.

I started writing a fic where Poff meets Forpols, but I didnt actually get to the part where Poff meets Forpols yet, so its just him fucking around on Innistrad right now. Hes probably going to get caught off guard by werewolves or something and she'll pop in and save his ass. Not completely sure yet.

Oh and heres a link to add it to the flake writefagging repository.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hi-Y2CVx4-SmuT2ThJcyXyMX4Y9ECVY4erlXalmaHLg/edit?usp=sharing

Hey. I'm working on a Planeswalker who travels between planes opening inns, both as regular places of business and as neutral hubs for planeswalkers to meet, relax and gossip. He likes to name his businesses after other planes. e.g.The Kamigawa Inn on Zendikar

He travels planes to collects artifacts to improve his businesses and likes to collect recipes to cook. I reckon he'd be UR and maybe W? What color identity do you think he'd be?

And does anyone have any art that would fit such a character?

>>49953775
"Welp, we did it. We shat on all their hopes and dreams."

>>49980354
Sounds WU.

>>49977763
Will do.

I just had the best idea for a Lorwyn thing for ChandraXNissa which would happen, all told, completely by accident when the Gatewatch goes to Lorwynmoor.

You see Lorwynmoor elementals are essentially an idea or emotion given physical form (aside from the Flamekin) so when Nissa get's back in touch with the leyline Wi-fi if the plane the elemental that manifests is pulled from her feelings for Chandra and as such looks very similar to the aforementioned firebrand, but with two key differences:

>1): She's got larger breasts.
>2):She's very obviously with child.

>>49977876
I do like this concept for character developement, but it might not fit where I'm going for this particular character concept. If I can find a flake that fits the bill. I'll take your advice and use them. If not, then it must be an all new flake.

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>>49982067

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>>49982280

>>49982280
I fucking hate you. On so many levels, I fucking hate you. You are scum.

>>49978936
I like it. You have a very clean writing style, and one that fits your character. Simple, straightforward, and subtly expressive. Forpols seems like a swell guy. I look forward to reading the rest.

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>>49982507
Hey, I didn't make the pic. I just stumbled upon it. How about I make it up to you, anon? I hope this makes you feel better.

>>49982700
Cute.

So Sorin finally gets around to fighting against Nahiri and has her on the ropes when...the Gatewach show up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuvE3y4LspE

>>49978936
I wrote a little PoV intro for Poff to accompany this. I'll update it as this story is updated.


>>>


'What a chilly plane,' little Poff thought. She shivered and puffed up, wriggling her tiny body deeper into the tree hollow. It was a gloomy day on a gloomy plane, and with not a bloom in sight. Poff was already considering leaving. She hadn't seen anyone since she got here. The only creatures she'd encountered were nasty things, writhing with nasty slimy graspy tentacles. Even their magic looked icky. It looked sick and misshapen. No color or life at all. And so confusing. It gave her a headache if she stared at it too long. She greatly preferred the mana of the open fields, flitting on the streams, the colors of raw energy wafting up from the buds and leylines. Thinking about those wild currents, so warm and soft, made her happier. She liked being happy. But this plane was so cheerless it almost hurt.

>>49984494
Poff is the cutest.

>>49985582
She really is.

>>49953775
Dead as fuck. IRL work deadlines have consumed me.

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Damn it, Gaia-anon? Where the hell are you?

>>49988670
Yes?

>>49989043
What were the changes that you wanted me to make to Gaia's insert?

>>49986217
Owlmom is still cuter.

>>49989171
This:
>>>
Gaia, from Eöl
Avatar

Older than many worlds, for eons Gaia served as the heart of the world she created. When her isolated plane was disturbed by an all-too curious and all-too familiar planeswalker, her spark was struck by the Mending. Without her former godly power, her world collapsed.

>>49990547
When she was alive, maybe.

>>49990833
I think I'll end up making a meme edition OP joke collage.

the thread will not die

>>49991858
Just let it. Unless you want to talk about some flakes. Talk about some flakes, niggah.

What do you guys think about a flake who's a platypus-centaur, misshapen, 3-eyed, tentacled monster girl named Aboo? Who has a little face on her tongue? And extra fingers?

>>49991982
all of my yes

>>49991982
Gaia, don't you have some dicks to eat?
Some knobs to slobber?
Some cocks to consume?
Some taint to slurp?
Some penis to polish off?

Hey vronak, could I get the full res version of the image for your flake? I need it for reasons.

>>49992044
I need your guidance, master. Some words of wisdom to start me on my quest. A riddle to tickle my fancy. Some word-play to wet my whistle.

What noises commeth from thine mouth-hole, O Lord?

>>49966995
>five color

Oh just fuck off with that

>>49992070
The only reason Gaia made a plane in the first place is because there wasn't anything bigger that could penetrate her various holes.
Dirt can be quite loose
just not as loose as Gaia
Gaia went to 40k and Slaanesh was like "woah bitch, slow down on all that cock." So Gaia killed the Chaos God and took over the job
The only reason Gaia is domain is because of the mana in all of the semen she's swallowed over the years.
When most people see a craterhoof running their way, they run; Gaia just spreads her legs.

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Shitposting was requested, so shitpostig I bring

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>>49992239
>craterhoof
>not pic related
Sempai plz

>>49984494
>The only creatures she'd encountered were nasty things, writhing with nasty slimy graspy tentacles.

I'd try and find a substitute for one of the nasties.

>Even their magic looked icky. It looked sick and misshapen. No color or life at all. And so confusing. It gave her a headache if she stared at it too long.

I get the feeling that you're going for something here on purpose, but I still think it could do with a liiiittle bit more connectivity to not be so choppy, even if just a bit.

>But this plane was so cheerless it almost hurt.

This is great characterization. Again, I assume you're going for something with the line right before it, but it might be a little bit overdone. This second one just feels good to read, meanwhile.

>>49991153
Those are usually fun to read. Although the "jokes" that just talk about personal opinion on the color pie aren't that great.

>>49982280
Oh hey it's my magical realm.

>>49966995
We've all learned the hard way that Domain characters hardly work.

Personally, I feel like three is a good balancing spot. It means that you have a lot of options, but you can still find ways to focus them. Four is a bit tougher, but five is a bit unrealistic.

>>49992545
If I went full Sarkhan / Ajani, and just tacked on colours on a whim, Skyre would jump straight from mono white to WUBG. Which I might actually do, if I ever get around to writing, and can find a good protagonist to put Skyre down when he snaps.

>>49992714
>Pink jumps out of his magic ship at the last second and kills Skyre before going back without a word.

>>49992799
>Who the fuck is Pink?

>>49992809
Pink was Skyre's flake from the last storm
http://pastebin.com/9txsyRis
and here's a lovely little piece of autism I made to go with him.

>>49992714
Goes bad how exactly?

>>49984494
>>49978936
I'm enjoying this so far. Keep it up.

>>49992923
Well, his initial planeswalk was to dominaria's salt wastes of plains. He'd contented himself to just resign to bleakness for an undetermined amount of time before getting ruled by a virtual don quixote, and starting his current endeavour of pawning his immortality. It isn't exactly in-character, unless a development happened, but I was considering him just trying to bring everyþing to absolute bleakness. E.g., "It's all so worrisome. Noisy, bustling messes. I just want serenity: beauty in vast, deafening silence. I've grown so tired of þis lurid cacophony, and, as much a burden as it may be, I may very well have to take it upon myself to silence it."

His ultimate goal would be to terraform everyþing into single, lifeless plain/wastes.

>>49993137
Sounds like your major opponents are going to be flakes that fall into Temur colors.

>>49993170
Ka'd be against a goal like that, so at least one grixis would be fighting for the side of the multiverse there

>>49993170
Basically this, I think.

If you level nature down to nothing, you're going to tick off Green. Making everything quiet and the same ticks off Red. Blue probably understands your desire for order but they are on the progress end of the spectrum and don't want you to level everything.

>>49993170
>>49993276
Main issue is Skyre is super chill, so I'd need some super huge proponent of colours and bustle to goad him into taking up arms for what he personally wanted. Skye is a squire by trade, after all. What's some critical reading on Gaia? I might hijack his character if he's down.

>>49993137
Sounds like your major opponents will be literally anyone who doesn't want the multiverse to be a wasteland.

>>49993375
Sure, I'm down. But be warned, 90% of her writefaggings are ridiculously outdated. Meaning, no longer "flake canon." So until I update them, don't bother looking at them.

But this one, a short piece about her creating her plane, is still pretty in-canon. So feel free to look at this one and then hit me up with any questions you have.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DKF7a9NxoaHeVruYr4Kbwa_Y7fsfPHDrVjycxZjAB_I/edit?usp=sharing

>>49993276
Serena would too, quite violently probably.

>>49993375
>>49993623
Also, here's her intro writefagging I did a loooooong time ago. Shit, I made this back in April or something. It is her reacting to William pushing against her plane's boundaries.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16IknlBDGR-NrR7v6VJosNpxDuEXfbwPsDUkt9W8kM8o/edit

>>49993375
Can you repost your flake sheet and card? Leon seems to have fucked up saving it and I wanted to re-read it.

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>>49949968
>Vronak the Slayer
>From the Planar Chaos event
But that's wrong, you dummy. If he was, he would be nearly Liliana's age, but he's clearly not. I also never explicitly stated he is an au version of your Vronak.
And his name is pronounced 'Vrone ack"

>>49993375
>that spoiler
>>49993623
>>49993648
You know, I'd be down for this actually.

Can we get a philosophical discussion writefagging between two immortals who want to die?

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>>49993680
sure m8
sheet's here >>49950424

My reason for stirring up Skyre is he's based on my Bruna deck, who's getting a sister deck in Atraxa, and while bruna is pretty mellow until killing turn comes around, Atraxa is gonna be a lot more aggressive and voltron-y, so if I had Skyre enter a phase where he reflected it, it'd be him getting a bunch of swords of X and Y and going at it.

>>49993914
So, how does he actually feel about angels?

>>49993806
I'd much rather read stories about immortals enjoying the fuck out of their time, because that shit is a much rarer concept in narratives, and when it's done well it's great. Baccano for example.

>>49993623
I'd probably be down too, but I must maintain that my flake only holds bit parts or gimmick appearances in the story.

>>49993988
Serena used to have fun being immortal. Thanks Emrakul.

>>49994058
>Corrected yourself

Nice.

>>49993983
constructs of peaceful order and servitude are A-OK. particularly horrific constructs of peaceful order and servitude and super A-OK.

Outside of þis slight outburst I'm playing wiþ, he's pretty much just an immortal servant, so most angels are somewhat kindred spirits. "Corrupt" and abomination angels who boþ languish and persevere in perverse formes are especially kindred spirits. Boros aligned angels have very little overlap, however.

>>49994078
>>49994078
I shitpost more than is healthy

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I've got an idea for a treefolk flake that's a little controversial as far as lore goes, but I like the idea too much to abandon without trying it.

>Treefolk are born from seeds and grow into mundane trees, but through a process known as The Rising some of these trees awaken into sentient, mobile treefolk.

This is from the MTG salvation wiki, on Lorwyn treefolk. So, my idea is that, even though regular trees are nonsentient, a tree that was destined to become a treefolk had a dormant spark within it. Before the calling, the tree responds to danger and planeswalks away to another plane, arriving rooted into another forest. However, the force that stirs the rising is still within them, and hundreds of years later they awaken as a treefolk. The plane they had arrived on has no other treefolk. Without knowing who, or what, they are, the sole guardian of the trees defends the forest and grows adept at green magic, only later learning of their planeswalking abilities.

Wondering how a mundane tree could have its spark ignite? Well, despite lacking brains, there is research pointing to the fact that trees can still learn and incorporate information into their responses. And they have plenty of senses of the outside world.

Here's an article, and a TL;DR short video.

http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-01-09/new-research-plant-intelligence-may-forever-change-how-you-think-about-plants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Lx3Wnzt_s


Mostly, I just really like the idea of this lone treefolk awakening on a plane without any other of their kind. They have no knowledge of who or what they are, and only an instinct to defend the trees.

>>49994515
we already got a treefolk walker. Don't stress it, we're fast and loose with the rules here, contrary to how much shit we give vronak for doing so. That's mainly just for jokes.

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>>49994574
Cool. Hopefully I didn't accidentally steal their idea completely though.
The bigger contention here is that their first planeswalk is before becoming sentient, even though they already have whatever it is that chooses them to awaken, and thus have a dormant spark.
The plant facts are pretty interesting though, and I think make a case for that part.

>>49994574
>We're fast and loose with the rules here

I mean, the more fast and loose you are with the rules, the more likely you'll be called out for being a dick, but you go right ahead, hombré.

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>>49994119
Hmm. Serena is far more like a Boros angel than an Innistrad one now, possibility for conflict there I suppose.

>>49994803
Also liking eldrazified angels is a big no-no.

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>>49993804
> alternate version of Vronak
> uses Planar Chaos' Damnation
> clearly a Planar Chaos alternate
> no other way to explain it
> pronounced "Vrow-Nawk"

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>>49994803
She just wants to fill that gap that Gisela left.

>>49994737
I believe they would be invalid since they have to be sapient naturally and isn't the rising done by the elves on Lorwyn? Also, why does it matter to the story you are telling that a normal tree planeswalks other than "oh, how strange is this?"
Third, you could always have it be from Dominaria since they seem to have the requirements down

>>49996765
How about you stop hijacking other people's characters you tripfag.
If he says it's pronounced a certain way then that's how you pronounce it. And he doesn't have to be planar chaos if he doesn't want to.
Tldr stop sperging out.

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>>49997023
Woah, cool your jets, Debbie Downsyndrome. Don't act like any of this is serious business or that either of us are actually talking seriously.

Here. Enjoy a pic of this cat snuggled up with Griselbrand.

Now, go sit down and make me a new flake for the OP collage.

>>49997008
IIRC the treefolk predate the elves on lorwyn and the other races too, don't they?

>>49997255
I honestly don't know, didn't read the Lorwyn novels. I just knew the elves used the tree folk in fights.

>>49996765
>> no other way to explain it
Have you ever thought that maybe, just MAYBE my Vronak was inpired by your Vronak to become a powerful leader, but kept on mispronouncing the original Vronak's name?

>>49997385
from what I've read on the lorwyn treefolk they're the oldest of lorwyn's races, older than the giants, so I find it unlikely that the elves are solely responsible for them. BUT, I do admit I got that info from the wiki, not the books, so its validity is questionable.

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>>49997389
I do absolutely love that premise. It's the Moth's knees. Though, Vronak doesn't like to make an name for himself. He doesn't seek glory. He just simply wants to continue existing against all odds.

>>49997528
>he's a survivalist meme
Dank meme.

>>49997528
Die

>>49997720
>>49997720
>>49997720

>>49999404
Marry me, thicc angel.

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>>49997008
The elves don't cause the rising.
I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't make the purpose clearer. Having them reactively planeswalk isn't just to be weird or odd at all. It's specifically to set up the story of a character who is, well, born, on a completely alien plane with none of their kind.
A lone treefolk, the only one to ever exist on this plane, awakens amidst trees that will never rise, as their protector.

>>49997250
>Debbie Downsyndrome

I recognize that oddly specific, incredibly stupid insult!
You're a fucking piece of shit who makes terrible, stupid things.

>>50000717
That's from /b/.

>>50000748
Never been there, never will, but it sure does explain a lot.

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>>49999404
There are some new ads for you at the bottom of the page. :)

>>50000748
Why don't you stay there

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>>50001690
You appear to be lost, friend.

>>50001192
I really like that pic, but
>long nails
You just don't do that on fighters.
>painted blue, not red to fit with everything else
That's even worse.

>>49992809
We're not sure, but the guy who thinks he killed him won the "happiest man in the multiverse" award

>tfw iceage is kill

>>50004799
>tfw thread is kill

>>50004799
I'm not kill. I was never kill.
I just get your Flakes to kill each other.

I was just letting the bullshit go for a few days. We resume in the first part of next week.

What are your flakes doing for halloween?

>>50007636
Each other.

>>50007636
>Remes
Using the general chaos to steal things.

>Cala
Adding to the general chaos.

>Jakrol
The real reason that the police are out patrolling the streets.

>Winifred
Enjoying every last bit of it. Being a witch on Halloween is great.

>Wyston
Wondering whose idea it was to have this bizarre holiday.

>Mysel
Good time for a party.

>>50007636
Having moral dilemmas about helping children be what they aspire to be when they all choose to be fucking undead.
At least he can lumber around town and get complimented on his looks rather than be stabbed repeatedly.

>>50007636
>Belagir
Watching his first horror movie.

>Spider mom
Passing out candy to the little boys and girls and then stealing them for her brood.

>Razorcock
Hosting the new season of Tales from the Crypt with his new pal the Crypt Keeper.

>Gaia
Something depressing and unimportant.

>Owlmom
Trying to locate spider mom to stop her nefarious child-snatching schemes.

>Poff
Trick R' Treating dressed as a butterfly.

>>50007802
>>Gaia
>Something depressing and unimportant.


Getting drunk and passing out alone at her house because everyone she's ever known and loved is either dead or has moved on.

>>50007919
I was going to suggest whoring herself out at some stranger's halloween party hoping to fill the hole in her heart via a certain other trio of holes, but your idea works too.

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>>50007636
>Grandma Swamp
Giving poisoned candy to children.

>unfinished tree lady
That one jerk who gives out apples. Which is way more evil.

>>50008005
why did gaia start getting so bullied and slutty? did memes go too far?

>>50007636
>Leon
Probably sitting at home drinking and crying about angels.
>Maxwell
Doing spooky tricks at a halloween party.
>Yao Shen
Fighting the monsters that roam the streets
>Vosmir Kols
Relishing the opportunity for experimentation.
>Vasheer
Relishing the opportunity to go outside for once.
>Tashar
Interviewing people in ghost and zombie costumes about what being dead is like.

>>50008113
>Granny swamp anon is back
Holy shit I love you.

Now I actually WANT to read about that treefolk post earlier. Shit yes.

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>>50008205
Haha, well thank you anon. I appreciate that.
Treefolk is still in progress but hopefully they can end up being interesting enough to merit the shaky lore. I'm mostly riding off of neat plant facts to back me up.

>>50008295
if she orchestrated something but never let on would she have plant it from the start?

>>50008113
>why did gaia start getting so bullied and slutty? did memes go too far?
Pretty much.

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>>50008356

Orchidstrating something like that would take a lot of thyme. But if you leaf her alone long enough, she could begin to arbor some knotty plans.

>>50008518
Ow

>>50007636
Halloween is probably shit as fuck on Innistrad either that or it's just Monday. Either way, I'm sure Gisa/Geralf/Ludevic would see it as an excuse to show off some new zombies so she'd likely spend it burning corpses and generally being angry.

>>50007636
>Skyre
Hanging decorations around þe castle of his current lordship
>Kherto
Bein' skurrd. He ain't scare no ghost, but he is scare of all else.

>>50008601
>Innistrad doesn't have Halloween.
>It just happens to be the date of the annual Stitcher's Fair.
>To everyone else, it's just an average day, only with more scientists being jackasses out in some castle out on the moors.

So...what's the rule posting my own stupid planeswalker?

>>50009031
And I forgot to mention, has anyone made an orc?

>>50009031
I believe we've had an orc or two, but not many.
Go into the repo in the OP, take one of the templates of your choice and fill it out, then just, like, post it man.

>>50009085
Thanks, I'll be doing that now.

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>>50009031
Oh, you want to know how this whole mess works?

There's like, a blank template that we use. Here's an example of what it more or less is like filled out:
>Name
>Where you're from
>Where have you traveled that maybe influences something about you nowadays (or not)
>Eliminate the colors that aren't yours, or otherwise indicate which ones are
>Cards that, flavorwise, are the go-to kinds of spells for your character
>Equipment
>A backstory that reveals their ignition and probably their motivation
>What you think they'd be doing now

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Here's how I BBEG It's a WIP, and ony someþing I'm considering

>>50009742
jesus fucking christ how retarded am I to have never thought of that before.
I need to make an arcbound proliferate deck.

>>50009742
I don't really get it. Why's he so fucked up and what would doing that stuff even accomplish?

>>50009742
>The "th" swap-out

Every time that my eyes cross over it, I mentally go "what the fuck"

>>50009766
In all my playtesting so far, it's pretty dope; even if its main focus is winning via charge counters, modular + proliferate is remarkably effective. But to be clear, I AM talking about EDH where you can get away wiþ some slow stuff. I I made a walker based on a modern deck, it would just be pink, but no longer eldrazi, and now somehow more colourless.

>>50009779
He's tired, unbalanced to þe point of being incapable of being happy, and unable to die.
I just imagine him being pressed about his issues and sobbing, "I just want rest. I just want it all to go away."

>>50009823
I mean, I'd still love to try out a urzatronpost deck with proliferating arcbounds, that shit sounds insane. I think I might play with the idea of makine a GUB walker that touches on that concept along with a few others.

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>>50009823
>"I just want rest. I just want it all to go away."

There are ways for that besides death...

>>50009858
How on earth is that Blue? The part where you get to see their hand, I guess, but what up with the discard?

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>>50009915
Spell erasure.
Blue did shit with spell cards. Just spell cards in general.
You know, the color of magic is blue.

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>>50009915
That card is ancient, anon.

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>>50009975
haHA, yes!
more ancient blue pretending to be other colors!

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>>50010183
MORE
eat-it, color wheel devotees!

>>50010189
>>50010183
>>50009975
>>50009922
>>50009858
this is the kind of shit more 4color/domain flakes should include on their lists, monocolored spells that do things way outside their common conventions, showing how having so many colors starts causing the colors to bleed into eachother.

>>50001885
Maybe it makes her feel pretty?

Maybe when she was alive, her little daughter used to love painting her nails and her little girl's favorite color was baby blue and always painted her mommy's nails that color.

And now that she has passed away and returned as an angel, she keeps this little part of her former life in rememberance of her little girl.

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>>50010223
You mean like this, anon?

>>50010862
Still no excuse for the length.

>>50011020
Could be how her nails weee when she was a live and keeps them the length that she had them when human.

>>50011034
> weee
> were

>>50007673
why are people taking my name.
they're right, but still. not cool.

>>50010900
no, those are still for the most part well within their colors, vronak. You gotta go older, WEIRDER with the cards' effects in regards to what their colors normally do, show that having so many colors so close together is causing even the colors themselves to get confused as to the nature of color identity.

>>50012342
>make a domain character
>Browbeat.jpg
>Book Burning.jpg

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>>50012342
That's just a bunch of time spiral block shit. For the most part, colors have their own distinctive mechanics. You don't see them going off color outside of the aforementioned time spiral block when shit was getting weird.

>>50012918
You've missed the opportunity here.

A lot of cards that got Planeshifted were moved from a color that they were originally printed in into a color that made more sense given the evolution of the color pie.

You can find lots of "out of color" cards just by looking at planeshifted cards, and then figuring out what it was before.

>>50012918
>>50012992
Just use purple mana

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>>50013163
>I like to stir the pot, hurrrrrrrr

>>50012992
> Planeshifted
Timeshift?
Planar Chaos?
Planeshift set from the Invasion block?

I think you mean Planar Chaos cards.

And they aren't "changed to make more sense". They are changed to represent that everything is topsy-turvy and ass-backwards during the Planar Chaos event.

>>50013257
I'd have an opinion if I could actually see it skyre

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>>50013563
Reminder that this used to be Prodigal Sorcerer, which was blue.

>>50013563
>>50014104
>Skulking Ghost to Gossamer Phantasm
>Ghost Ship to Malach of the Dawn?
>Verdant Enchantress to Mesa Enchantress?
>Recycle to Null Profusion
>Humble to Ovinize?
>Pestilence to Pyrohemia?
>Sorceress Queen to Serendib Sorcerer
>Forgotten Lore to Shrouded Lore

And the obvious Prodigal Sorcerer to Prodigal Pyromancer

Some are just fine in their original colors. Some are a bit questionable. Some are definitely more right in their shifted color.

>>50014217
>Skulking Ghost to Gossamer Phantasm
Illusion ability, really finds a home in Blue
>Ghost Ship to Malach of the Dawn
Regenerate in blue is wrong, becomes regenerate in white
>Verdant Enchantress to Mesa Enchantress?
Could of stayed, but white needs the card draw more
>Recycle to Null Profusion
Definitely feels like more of a black "I need more victory" card. Recently printed in black as "Midnight Oil" sort of
>Humble to Ovinize?
Sort of still in white, but defensive polymorphing makes sense in blue
>Pestilence to Pyrohemia?
As it is, definitely more of a red thing, though black can do it, or a -1/-1 version of it
>Sorceress Queen to Serendib Sorcerer
Polymorphing again
>Forgotten Lore to Shrouded Lore
Definitely fits both

My two cents

>>50014468
two cents does not equal a dollar, come back when you can pay in rupees

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>>50009742
>>50013895
added a doodle

>>50014977
>that facial hair
skyre confirmed for depressed pink

Quick question, since my dude is from Tarkir...how would the time change event effect him since he's a planeswalker from before the time change? Would there be two of him or...?

>>50017012
All his Khans Tarkir experiences have become Dragons Tarkir experiences.

Say he got a vicious scar because the Mardu out-tactic'd him with some wingmate rocs

That never happened
Instead he might have won because the kolaghan use no such rocs and are even shittier at tactics

>>50017241
But...if he became a planeswalker and was off plane at the time...shit time travel is confusing...

>>50017315
THAT is exactly why Wizards said: No, no planeswalkers ever came from or visited Tarkir until Sorin came back.

Because shit like that, doesn't work.

>>50017384
*Until Sarkhan came back

>>50017384
Damn...well, thanks, I'll just have to toy with the orc planeswalker a bit then...

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So, is anyone attending a Halloween party tonight? And if so, how many of you are dressing up and as what?

>>50018286
not tonight, but I've gotten to the "I'm just gonna hand out candy to the kids in my neighbourhood" stage. I even bought some fantastic goodies for the five best costumes I see, even though the gf doesn't think that it's appropriate.

I picked up some spider webs and a big fake spider, gonna drape myself in spiderwebs and stick the spider on my head. Dressed as arachnophobia. The lady's doing her makeup to look like a skeleton.

>>50018286
My friend lives on a popular street for trick or treating in our neighborhood. Every year we get a bunch of friends together and dress up menacingly to try and scare kids. We give the ones who make it to the end of the driveway a small handful of candy and fresh apple cider.

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So I finished the first version of my dude...

>>50019529
golly his spell list sure is shocking

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>>50019625
Wow, I didn't notice.

>>50019529
sounds like rad guy, and punching things in their stupid faces is my flake's specialty too, I think they'd get along

I'm looking for tunes, what music do your flakes listen to?

>>50022295
Probably Bloodborne OST desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mByDcrNSV0

>>50023556
They need to get rid of this word replacement.

>>50022295
Owsey, or just soundscape in general for Skyre

Tchaikovsky for Kherto

>>50024120
Are you kidding? It's the best desu.

>>50022295
Hasn't this already been asked?
Have we really been reduced to recycling old questions?

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Vronak listens to classical music. His favorite is the Moonlight Sonata, Sonata #14 by Beethoven.

>>50022295
Ka'koarm list:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9O_LzxEOAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4BjRYrsoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8oHHGxrNus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4vFcPnIHl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p1lTZtNIwg
not comprehensive, but a good range

>>50027150
As a trained musician, I will reach through the internet to slap you for being a shallow dick if you only said that because of the "brooding" section that everyone loves to quote out of it. There's more to it than that.

>>50022295
Razorcock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZfy7Polpoo

>>50022295
Ugnok:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter0p_iyIxk
He also has some funky fresh dance moves.

>>50028530
>Ugnok
Who?

>>50028622
I literally just posted him in this thread...
>>50019529

>>50028713
Hey now, don't get snippy with me. I'm not obligated to read your schlock.

>>50028814
That's true, but I can still feel sad.

>>49996774
>>50018286

Vronak, I have something really, really important I need to ask you about, something that's been bothering me for months. It's about these pictures you post.

You know the ones. The ones where you take movie posters, or humorous images, and you edit them to put certain flake's faces over the original faces in the picture. My question is: why do you do this? It would be one thing to take a movie poster and have certain flakes correspond to certain characters due to similar characteristics, but the flakes and the characters in the original images never have anything to do with each other.

The first one doesn't make any sense. It shows Diomedes being uninterested in Serena, and interested in Murdock, then getting arrested. The joke in the original image is obvious: he's showing attraction for an underage girl and is arrested. But you made an edit of it, adding in characters we're familiar with, even though there's no connection between those characters and the original scenario. Diomedes has never shown any particular romantic interest in anyone, underage or otherwise. And Murdock, although less developed than that artistic interpretation of Serena, isn't underage. If at some point in the history of Diomedes's writefagging the character expressed interest in underage girls, and if Murdock was in fact an underage girl, the joke would work. But that's never happened. As it is now, putting those faces in that image doesn't add anything to it. There is no joke. Similarly, Vronak and Murdock have nothing to do with the main characters of Wayne's World. They've never even met each other. Maybe if they'd gone on wacky adventures together, you'd at least have some bare-bones connection to make, but they haven't. Again, there is no joke, because there is no relation.

Can you tell us why it is that you do this? Are there jokes that I'm just not seeing, or is it some kind of compulsion?

>>50029494
Did you not realize yet that it's a forced meme? The fact that he's the only one doing it should make the answer obvious.

>>50029494
>Diomedes has never shown any particular romantic interest in anyone

>he doesn't remember Flake high

>>50029811
Flake High was an interesting concept, but played out horribly. It ended up honing in on a really weird relationship that included a character not well suited for it and another character that was at the time becoming a strong focus for the thread's bizarre thirst.

>>50029938
Explain. I wasn't around for this "Flake High." So I don't know what any of you are talking about.

>>50029007
If you want your flake to get noticed, be sure to talk about him itt a bunch and try to coordinate with other flakes to make stories.

>>50029975
Someone asked something along the lines of "What would your flake be like if everything were a high school?"

There were some generally fun answers, but then also an intense Gaia X Diomedes December/May romance thirst that dominated basically all of the discussion on the topic as it start to evolve. Even after the main discussion was dying off, that kept persisting.

>>50030188
>Gaia X Diomedes December/May romance
I actually don't remember that at all. I remember librarian Owlmom and football player Diomedes being a thing. And yandere Murdock had a thing for Diomedes.

Gaia was just the slutty bio/nat sciences teacher, iirc.

>>50030212
I could be misremembering, but there was a lot of female attention for Diomedes going on that was running through the whole thing and even after you could have called the topic dead.

Look guys, I get it. We have some people that like lewds here, that's understandable, it's /tg/. Sometimes it's for comedy. But for fuck's sake, we're super bad at knowing where to draw the line.

>>50030265
Kink sheets were a mistake.

>>50030265
>the line
No such thing. Lewds can never go too far.

>>50030327
Only on /d/.

>>50030327
>>50030358
This board is /d/-lite.

>>50030395
Not since they moved /wst/.

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>>50030327
Maybe not, but there is such as thing as being too goddamned thirsty.

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>>50028220
No, the entire Sonata is extremely good.

>>50029494
There are a lot of previous jokes for references for these pics. Most are fitting, some are just amusing with no context at all. But, to better explain the DioxMurdy one, it's based on a convo of Murdy yandere'ing Dio and a convo about Dio not being interested in any of the girls, and someone pointed out that he might be interested in Murdy because she looks more like a little boy. And Dio being Greek-level of childhood wouldn't have lost his virginity, but manly sex wouldn't count since he still isn't having sex with a girl, following the themes of Greek boy-lover lifestyles. So, Dio would see Murdy as an underaged boy.

So, the pic might make a little more sense in that context.

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>>50030327

>>50030945
If you have to explain a joke...

>>50032390
no, I definitely find it more funny now that it's been explained.
honestly, the idea that "if you have to explain a joke it's not funny" is fucking stupid, because literally EVERY punchline joke is 90% explaining why the punchline's gonna be funny, then giving the punchline.

Dead thread

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>>50032993
It also requires that one knows the topic of the joke.

>>50032390
If someone hears "horse walks into a bar" and doesn't understand "why the long face", then it needs to be explained. Even more so about isolated inside jokes.

Just like pic related.

>>50038469
please don't bring me into this, use your edit of that image not mine.

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Also,

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!

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You gotta Bump it! If you want to Hump it!

>>50039599
I'm too spooked right now to contribute.

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>>50039634

>>50039766
Why.

>>50040504
Because it's funny. Innistrad Woofers and all. And on top of that, it reminds me of the little sheep that was taken in To the Slaughter from SOI.

Here is a good question, a powerful wizard casts an unvreakable enchantment that transforms all of your flakes into costumes for All Hallow's Eve. The costume cannot be removed until the next dawn.

What is your flake dressed up as?

Vronak: Stitched Seige Rhino
Lord Æon: David Tennant's The Doctor
Graveborn: Santa Claus

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>>50043251
Drop dead

Vronak-a-palooza you're kinda obnoxious.

>>50043939
Are you new here?

>>50043988
No. I want to like this, but every time I try to stick around it turns out all this is is people ganging up to turn female OCs into sluts through being the loudest voice or meme on each other.

I'm going to echo >>50030422

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>>50044041
So, you are new here. And not just to this thread. But, you're new to all of 4chan. Let me be the first to welcome you.

Here at 4chan, we all are thirsty faggots.

>>50044422
>implying
The only constant of 4chan is that we are all fags. and by fags I mean burnt out cigarettes, used up and discarded by life

Ok, nothing wrong with a bit of thirst, but goddamn, keep it in it's place, you can have multiple tabs open.

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>>50044466
forgot pic

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>>50044422
>Being presumptuous about what any Anon is up to
>Defending the worst part of the thread
>More self-meme-ing

>>50044041
I'm sorry you feel that way.

>>50044527
>pic
This, please Vronak. It's for the best.

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>>50045572
Oh, Sere. You're just as bad. You're just more serious with your awefulness while I'm light hearted with it.

You know what would be for the best? If you actually made a second flake. And not have it a sex symbol. That would be best. Do that.

>>50045697
>Comparing me to you
Ow man. That really hurts.

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>>50045987
So Serioush.

>>50045697

Why would making a second flake help anything?

>>50046952
She needs change and not just the same old thing with the same old flake.

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>>50048103
Also, Mr Creepy McNo-Pants.

>>50048115
>half human/half orc
well I guess I'm not finishing my half-human orgg now, thanks

>>50048132
You're welcome. Whatcha think of his short tale?

>>50048184
Die. Leave us and die. Just die.

>>50048115

Ignoring the spelling errors, it's bad. The whole story feels broken, disjointed,and forced. There are some progressions that leave me thinking "what was the point of writing that even?" I can't tell if you were trolling me or the attempt was genuine. If the attempt was genuine, I thank you for your bravery at creating something, and I strongly urge you to closely examine my criticism so that you can get better.

>>50048132
Please keep going with your plans

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Won't get the writefagging for it done for a while, but I've got a big update for Ussa here.

>>50049352
>cock? <3
Every time I see that pic, that's what I hear her say.

>>50048115
Well. Time to put that master's in media writing to use.

Your grammar and spelling needs work, just to begin with. Incorrectly used apostrophe in "it's" in the first paragraph is a grammatical error, "found" in the second paragraph is a spelling/word error.
You didn't break tenses, though the way that the first line starts seems very out of place with the tone of the rest of the story.

The third paragraph begins by being redundant and inconsistent.

Story analysis comes next.

>>50048115
>>50049517
This story has three paragraphs and an epilogue (as is typical with flake sheets). Let's break it down some.

>Paragraph One
The beginning of the story. This introduces how the character in focus comes to be. Given that the mother was eager to abort, and how much everyone involved was absolutely against the thing to the point which the story refers to it as an "abomination," it seems unlikely that the mother would bother to keep and care for the child. It isn't very believable.

>Paragraph Two
The middle of the story, where conflict belongs. The mother's death is abrupt; it suits the purpose of the story but isn't particularly good. Unfortunately, the story immediately remedies its loneliness by continuing the conflicted expectations previously set by having this new character would be very ready to not only befriend, but to stay and mate with this thing. From here, this new woman leaves as abruptly as she came, as though she didn't know what she was getting herself into. The monster is left with its offspring to

>Paragraph 3
This is the end of the story. Or the denouement. The place where whatever standing conflicts exist are pulled together and brought to a close. It immediately begins by haunting the main character and driving them even further towards a way out. The thing, through unexplained methods acquires knowledge/materials necessary to begin practicing magic. This goes terribly wrong and leaves it even more horrifying than it previously was thought to be, at which point it desperately attempts to take its own life. Unfortunately for it, its spark ignites as a result of the extreme durress. Or so I would assume, given that many planeswalkers actually don't ignite in situations where its own death is being executed, instead just dying.

>The Resolution
After a failed suicide, the thing is now a Planeswalker. Despite its final, desperate resolve, it doesn't continue attempting to end its own life,:it wanders for no explained reason.

>>50048115
>>50049517
>>50049659
To conclude, the story has the following things wrong with it:

>Grammatical errors
>Spelling/Word errors
>Writing errors
>Self-contradictory
>Doesn't hold suspension of disbelief
>Several characters abruptly enter and leave as plot devices
>Vague in sections that need more detail

The consistency of the story is that it's painful for everyone involved the whole way through, but it's so poorly written that the reader is unfortunately included in that "everyone."