>Tiny cursed tree of asymmetry The owner of this tree no

>>49935710
Ok, so just make sure it's owned by old people?

Not suitable for children 13 and under.

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>>49935762

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>>49935772
>Not suitable for children 13 and under.

>or bodybuilders

>>49935710
>The owner of this tree no longer grows on the right side of his body.

How is that even a bad thing?

>>49935815
Unless it's one of those plants who have mastered tricky wording I'm assuming it only stops aging related growth.

>>49935835
Well if it was owned by a ten year old for a couple of years it would fuck them up.

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>>49935710

>The owner of this tree
>The owner
>owner

this can be abused

You would just die of circulatory problems at some point

>>49935710
>right leg gets scratched up slightly while trekking the wilderness
>take some minor wounds to the right arm during a few simple battles
>they NEVER heal
>your character bleeds out or dies of infection from otherwise trivial damage

>>49936174

The curse is too effective then?

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Cursed items thread?

>Cursed Tome of the Mad Scholar
>The longer the amount of time spent trying to understand this book, the higher the chances of going mad (increasingly hard Will saves or w/e)

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that's why I've prepared for this curse by only building up my right arm until now

>>49935710
>This bonsai
Holy shit it's beautiful.
>Owner
>Not person in possession of
>Hey friend, this is YOUR tree, I'm giving it to you, but it requires a lot of care. I'll keep it with me and you can visit anytime to see it
>Person eventually dies
>If he doesn't have a will giving it to someone else it's still Technically his
>Profit

Also, if that's it's only magical effect I bet you no adventurer properly knows how to take care of a bonsai sempai. You don't just water those motherfuckers and let them be.

>>49935710
give to newborn, hilarity ensues

>>49936611
>Mage bait
Also cliché