>Be level 8 Barbarian >Walk into orc encampment >claim

>49918682
They poison you in your sleep because there was a political disput in the tribe, and you are a liability to both sides. Now the chief is dead the orc tribe is disorganized and violence erupts among the warring factions. Some time lator, one faction emerges as a victor and newly-formed orc horde invades human lands to rape and pillage.

good job, wanker.

>>49918682
>they're all hungry, angry, and exhausted
>they see you as a sort of extra-worldly savior who's going to provide for them
>they give up their meagre foraging, farming, and construction jobs and instead devote their time to petitioning you for more and better stuff

>>49918730
>orc horde invades human lands to rape and pillage

Mission accomplished

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>>49918746
Tell them the world is a rich and bountiful orchard, its fruits available to all those who reach out to pick them. Then lead your loyal horde to greener pastures, drive out its inhabitants that have grown weak on sweet wine and soft music, and build your empire on the ruins of their dying civilization. Then prepare to conquer the world and sound in a new era, an era in which man and orc live side by side under your august and eternal rule.

>>49918772
Orcs are WAY smarter than your average US constituent.

>>49918730
How does civil war create a horde?

>>49918682
> You soon find out that the real reason you were able to walk into the camp so easily.
> The tribe mainly consists of old people, women and children.
> They're starving, their hunting lands were stolen from them by another tribe, and adventurers killed their best warriors.
> They expect you to fix their problems.

>>49918803
Well, shit....

>>49918682
so orc harem wat do?

>>49918789
No they're not.