>Organize D&D group on college campus >Play game in

There are other dorms right? And it sounds like your other players are in other dorms. Use one of their common rooms.

>>49893474
This.
Also, sneak into his room and slit his throat.
Drink his blood from a bowl made of his skullcap afterwards.

>take anything that can rot within a day
>put it in the room before rival group starts so that they can't avoid it
>go to one of your players' dorm rooms instead, bring febreze just in case

>>49893446

If he shows up an hour early you show up two

>>49893446
>set his stuff on fire
>plant drugs on him and call cops
>add laxatives to his food. Keep doing it till he learns the fear of farting
>put his number on gay forums/craiglist
>kill him with an ice pick, cut off his head and put it on a spear

>>49893507
The tricky part will be removing his skull without him bleeding out so you can make a bowl out of it

>>49894519
>put spear near common area as a reminder to those who defy you

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>>49894519
>>49894009
>>49893507
This.
Fuck him O.P hes practically declaring war on you.

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>>49893446
You know what to do OP

This really just screams "Prank war" to me, OP. You gotta fuck with him.

>>49894009
>>49894319
>>49894519
>>49894573
>>49894880
>>49894593
All excellent suggestions

>>49893474
FPBP

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>>49893446
OP man up and flip a fuckin table, People like that are usually pussys and any sight of danger hell crawl in his shell,you gotta alpha the fuck out of him,even if he looks tougher or your small or some shit that dont matter, He took your friday if any one did that to me it be WW3,Fuck his shit up Hes a dog thats all bark and no bite,only reason hes yellin shit is cuz he thunks hes big with his friends ,fuck them if it was me and i heard something come out of his mouth idc if hes got friends ill fight like the alamo Fuck him you need to roll up on him and thell him to shut his bitch ass up and if he says somethin fuck that nigga up,Fuck op you gotta man up and take yo shit back.I may be new to D&D but shit somethin like that whould piss me off.OP dont take any shit.

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>>49894319
>If he shows up an hour early you show up two

If he shows up 3 hours early, you bring a knife... and you know the rest.

>>49894319
seriously op, how was this not obvious?

are you all freshman or something? none of your group lives off campus?

Well, that escalated quickly.

>>49893446

Fuck him to establish your dominance.

>>49893446
sabotage that nigger

>>49896606

I second this. Also, post pics.

>>49895123
This. College is basically the last time you'll ever be in an environment where it's acceptable to engage in retaliation. Have fun with it.

>>49897012
>acceptable to engage in [overt] retaliation. FTFY

Adult life is full of retaliation, but it's subtle and hidden.

>>49897012
>>49897264
How old are you?

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>>49897012
>in colleg, live with 2 other guys on campus
>constantly fucking with eachother
>one keeps putting the heat on, other hates it
>says please stop messing with the thermostat
>doesn't listen
>he gets thermostat abuser drunk one night
>puts saran wrap over his toilet near the drunk's room
>apparently attaches some 6v battery to the floor so when it gets wet, it shocks you
>I am awoken in the middle of the night to "WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS HURT"
>cannot stop laughing for 45 minutes
>this person is drunk, pissing on themselves and getting shocked as they cannot figure out what black magic is preventing their piss from going into the toliet

Ask faculty if there's anything they have that you could use. If it was me I'd try to get you a room, and a lot of profs play/have played D&D so there's a lot of them like me out there.

>>49893446
Don't you have other spaces? My Uni has plenty of unused classrooms throughout campus late in the day that anyone can go to.

I could probably camp in a few of those if i wanted instead of staying in a dorm.

>>49899184
Christ, my sides.

>>49899184
Oh fuck, I just woke my dog laughing at this

>>49894551
The trick is to exsanguine him, preserving the blood from cloging in bags with the proper chemicals. Done that you can move to the skull taking and cup making business

>>49899609
Yeah, what the fuck, OP? There are a million other solutions for you to pursue:

- Find a common room in one of the other player's dorms.
- Schedule a meeting room at the campus library.
- Ask a cool professor if you can use a classroom during the evenings.
- Register as your school's D&D club and formally schedule a meeting space.
- Go to one of the old buildings and find an abandoned basement room.
- Stake out a reasonably secluded corner in your campus cafeteria/lounge.

Seriously, obtaining a meeting space on a college campus is not hard for students.

>>49899184
Great one

>>49893446
Ask if you can join his game.

When you join it, talk over people and be a dick.

Then have your Stuff set up an hour early next game.

>>49905296
No.
you roll the most powerful, min maxed character you can make and turn their session into the adventures of throatstab mcfacefucker, unstoppable solver of all violence related problems. handle the fights before they can get their stuff unsheathed. be knuckle deep in the princess' cunt before the bard even blinks. become the god warrior of the realm while the rest of those fucks wade through the blood and cum you left n your wake. and when they all quit, go back to your table and smile knowingly every time he walks by. also try to fuck his mother, i guess.

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>>49895492
you sound like you have small dog syndrome chillax dude.

>>49893446
And now you know how the quest people felt when they got kicked out of /tg/.

Sucks, huh?

>>49906667
Last time I saw an argument like that, it was a white-hate blogger on tumblr getting called out on his hypocrisy.

>>49906667
Well to be fair the quest fags deserved it. 80% of the board being quest threads kinda defeats the purpose of the board.

>>49907079
Should probably also make a /mtg/ and /40k/ while we're at it.

>>49907120
MtG and 40k are traditional games. Quests aren't.

>>49907120
>40k and MtG aren't traditional games
>a cyoa that lets you ERP with your favorite waifus is a traditional game
I think the logic here is a bit fucked.

>>49907533
>>49907543
>roleplaying isn't a related to /tg/

What a hypocrite.

>>49907955
Quests aren't roleplaying any more than Call of Duty is.

>>49907120
Wasn't this board created specifically to get 40k off the others boards?

>>49907120
They're by far the two of the biggest games out there.

Of course they take up a lot of space.

>>49907974
>roleplaying isn't roleplaying if I don't agree with it

>>49908056
>people bitched about 8-9 quest threads
>40k takes up over half of the board

>>49908094
>roleplaying isn't roleplaying if I don't agree with it

It's NOT roleplaying, because none of the players PLAY a ROLE.

>>49908094
>people bitched about 8-9 quest threads
>40k takes up over half of the board
You have those the wrong way around, retard.

>>49908116
>writing out actions of what the MC, who is the player character isn't roleplaying

>>49908130
>/qst/ is 5~7 active threads
>the rest have little to no activity
Oh god 5-6 threads takes up so much space

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>>49908130
You know, nobody's ever given me a good rebuttal whenever I post this

>>49908160
>writing out actions of what the MC, who is the player character isn't roleplaying
Don't kid yourself, you don't get to write out shit, the QM does that. You just vote and if you're lucky you might even get to suggest some extra options he didn't think of.

>>49908187
The number of threads is only a part of the equation, the activity time also matters.

>>49908220
>activity time
You mean maybe 5-6 floating around in the catalog before they get bumped off by the more active or 4 reply warhammer threads that get made

>>49908187
7.7% is still a very sizable portion. It's nothing close to half like someone was saying earlier, but that's just a tad less than 1 out of 12. For something that has no business being on the board, that's far too many and far too regular. 40K on the other hand, is literally the reason this board exists in the first place.

>>49908234
>maybe 5-6
Lolno.

>>49908242
Something, something opinions as fact.

>>49908242
>warhammer was the reason the board was founded so its my opinion it should make up a majority of the content, and something I don't like, but just as relevant, that shouldn't make up even 10% of a board even though stat me 4 reply threadsare a-okay.

Whats next on the chopping block? MtG?

>>49908383
Quests aren't relevant to /tg/. See >>49907533 >>49907974 >>49908116 and >>49908196

>>49908431
Then please, do please tell me how this is relevnt
>>49893797

>inb4 hurrr its actual roleplaying

Or this
>>49901452

>be OP
>start thread about some asshole taking over a meeting space
>thread devolves into meta

>>49908532
I don't claim that every single thread on /tg/ is relevant to /tg/ or should be on /tg/. The difference is that quests are both not relevant to /tg/ AND a large number of people thought that them being on /tg/(especially non-/tg/ related quests) was an issue significant enough to be brought up to the attention of admins.